Have you actually peed in someone's butt? [Archive]

LordJezo

12-22-2006, 04:24 AM

Since it seems to be all the rage on the board, has anyone here ever actually peed in someone's butt? I've never peed in, but I may have peed on someone's but while drunk on tequila. 
This message was edited by LordJezo on 12-22-06 @ 12:44 PM

Team_Ramrod

12-22-2006, 07:36 AM

One time my chick and I were lying in bed and I had to pee, I rolled on my side and let a tiny squirt go on her belly.                                   Then I ran like a little girl

Dougie Brootal

12-22-2006, 07:40 AM

i pee on my chick all the time. but only in the shower.

Team_Ramrod

12-22-2006, 07:52 AM

I try peeing on my chick in the shower but the water has to be fairly hot so she can't feel it or she'll turn around and try to slap my wet body...             Then I have to run like a little girl

Marc with a c

12-22-2006, 07:59 AM

my butt has been peed in before, does that count for anything?

kevcala

12-22-2006, 08:09 AM

Where's the "Pee in my butt" choice?Of all the polls, I would have thought this one would have had it :)

LordJezo

12-22-2006, 08:43 AM

kevcala wrote: Where's the "Pee in my butt" choice?Of all the polls, I would have thought this one would have had it <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> Well that's because this thread is talking about the underlying philosophy behind the whole concept of the pee in my butt internet phenomenon.Although maybe a choice of "No, but my butt has been peed in" would work.

Drunky McBetidont

12-22-2006, 11:26 AM

does peeing on your own balls count?

FUNKMAN

12-22-2006, 11:41 AM

no but i like pee soupwith croutons

empulse

12-22-2006, 11:52 AM

a girlfriend and I were having at it one time when, i was really giving her the ol' what for, when she climaxed, she let go.  tinkle everywhere. (she was on top).  And a fetish was born. and that kids is the story of father christmas.

HBox

12-22-2006, 12:10 PM

One time I shit on my own dick. I still have no idea how it happened. I've run it through my head a million times and the physics just don't work. Yet it happened.

GonzoStyle

12-22-2006, 12:40 PM

I'm tryin to get this dame to let me pee ON her first, we'll see what happens later on.

FUNKMAN

12-22-2006, 12:45 PM

if i'm in her butt then i'm coming, not going that's just crazytalk sorry

ralphbxny

12-22-2006, 02:47 PM

I peed on a chick once....she was askin for it...and didnt think I would. Problem was once I started I couldnt stop and for some reason it was the last time I ever saw her.

ralphbxny

12-22-2006, 02:56 PM

Bad Santa has become a fav of mine!

ralphbxny

12-22-2006, 02:56 PM

Bad Santa has become a fav of mine!

Team_Ramrod

12-22-2006, 03:04 PM

empulse wrote: a girlfriend and I were having at it one time when, i was really giving her the ol' what for, when she climaxed, she let go.  tinkle everywhere. (she was on top).  And a fetish was born. and that kids is the story of father christmas.  Well junior, what happened to you was less of a pee and more of a goal for millions of men world wide.I love you now.

cougarjake13

12-22-2006, 03:52 PM

i peed on a chick once, she wanted to try it and some may have dripped down her thighs and in her crack but since i didnt do it intentionally  i voted pped on someone

torker

12-22-2006, 05:41 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: if i'm in her butt then i'm coming, not going that's just crazytalk sorryThat, sir, is bringing the funny. I will admit to making a cream pie or two.

Hottub

12-22-2006, 05:44 PM

torker wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: if i'm in her butt then i'm coming, not going that's just crazytalk sorryThat, sir, is bringing the funny. I will admit to making a cream pie or two.Will Mojo back you up on that?

torker

12-22-2006, 05:49 PM

Hottub wrote: torker wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: if i'm in her butt then i'm coming, not going that's just crazytalk sorryThat, sir, is bringing the funny. I will admit to making a cream pie or two.Will Mojo back you up on that?Sorray, Budday...but I don't felch and tell.

Gvac

12-22-2006, 07:20 PM

HBox wrote: One time I shit on my own dick. I still have no idea how it happened. I've run it through my head a million times and the physics just don't work. Yet it happened.If HBox's mod quote isn't changed to "Shit Dick" by tomorrow you guys are sleeping on the job.

TheVHD

12-22-2006, 07:29 PM

Never pee'd on anyone... but one time me and my chick were crooked drunk and while she was in the bathroom... I while waiting to get in I pee'd the bed... when she came out I threw her down and I banged her in the wet spot.  Does that count??? True story.

This message was edited by TheVHD on 12-22-06 @ 11:29 PM

fancyfeet

12-22-2006, 10:04 PM

34% of mall santas have been peed on

reeshy

12-22-2006, 10:06 PM

Hbox is my new hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fancyfeet

12-22-2006, 10:16 PM

Let's fall in love

reeshy

12-22-2006, 10:18 PM

Hey kid.....can I pee in your butt....faggot!!!!!!

fancyfeet

12-22-2006, 10:22 PM

this again

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

12-22-2006, 10:29 PM

I've posted this story a few times on the board.Years ago I met this really cute guy. He was smart, had great taste in music, books, and movies. And he had a loft in downtown Manhattan.One night I was at his place when I excused myself to the bathroom. He asked if he could watch.Yada yada yada, I have two of his CDs.

DJEvelEd

12-23-2006, 04:22 AM

DJEvelEd

12-23-2006, 04:22 AM

<div>Pee in my bed. I used to bang this fat Russian BITCH who used to pee in my bed when she would cum. It was totally disgusting when I fucked her. I'd fuck her and the wet spot was just ridiculously large and stinky. The only good thing about it was that I used to fuck her in the ass but her ass wasn't much tighter than her pussy. That frightened me. ...the other bad thing was that the bitch stole thousands of dollars from my Mom's business. She could have hid the $$$ in her asshole in pennies. Fucking urinecunt!...oh...and she had 4 nipples. No shit! Two big titties and two little wartlike nubs below them that were ticklish and erotic for her. Don't ever bang a husky Rusky named Paulina....You've been forewarned!  I had an excuse as I was taking XTC at the time.    </div>

SatCam

12-23-2006, 10:41 AM

I have inquired about being the peer or the peeee but she would have none of it

in other news, pee in my butt

Jughead

12-23-2006, 11:10 AM

FUNKMAN

12-23-2006, 12:10 PM

sometimes i mix pees with my mashed potatoes...

torker

12-23-2006, 12:52 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: sometimes i mix pees with my mashed potatoes... aka pee in my spud

GwEnYpOo

12-30-2006, 07:46 PM

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/asparagus.jpg i peed on someone before , but it wasn't intentional , damn marijuana.i've been asked to be peed on but i never partook...yucka.

Friday

12-30-2006, 07:55 PM

<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" border="0" />I just vomited a little bit ... thanks guys

FUNKMAN

12-30-2006, 09:02 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: <img src="http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/asparagus.jpg" border="0" width="190" height="210" /> i peed on someone before , but it wasn't intentional , damn marijuana.i've been asked to be peed on but i never partook...yucka.partook or peetook?i'm confused

burrben

12-30-2006, 09:08 PM

did i ever tell you the time i went to pee and couldn't find my penis.i was fucked up and couldn't find my penis. that's pretty much it.i eventually found it