Zamboni Or Steam roller whats the Worst Death

[Sheeplovr]

<p>Would you rather be crushed by a steam roller</p><p>or Iceed over wiht a Zamboni&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

i dunno what all a zamboni does down there but i'd rather have the chance of thawing out than being smooshed flat

[reeshy]

What would be the difference???....are you planning something?????

[Don Stugots]

i thought there would have been a poll.&nbsp;

[The Jays]

I don't see a Zamboni doing anything but pushing somebody across the ice. Steam Roller obviously, but not if I'm holding the keychain which controls Reggie Jackson. Then the queen is fucked.

[Tall_James]

Still working out what to do for Tenbats' bachelor party, Sheepy?

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I'd go for a head first with the steam roller.</p><p>The Zamboni will peel you off the ice and grind you into tiny peices.....SLOWLY!</p><p>The steam roller is the lesser of 2 evils.</p>

[DonInNC]

plus everybody will be pissed at you because they'll have&nbsp;delay the hockey game to clean up.&nbsp;

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>A good promotions department will take care of that....</p><p>$ 1.00 beer for the following period will make everyone forget their is a CORPSE under the zamboni.</p>

[angrymissy]

pee in my butt.

[lintpit]

Much rather be crushed. The shave the Zamboni would give you would be much too close for comfort.

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />pee in my butt. <p>Which? The Steam roller or the Zamboni?</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />Still working out what to do for Tenbats' bachelor party, Sheepy?<p>&nbsp;HA</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>you won't even die. you'll just get stuck on the steam roller.&nbsp; you'll go round and round on it all flat and shit. and then when it stops you'll float around like a leaf until you hit the ground and blow yourself back up with your thumb.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you won't even die. you'll just get stuck on the steam roller.&nbsp; you'll go round and round on it all flat and shit. and then when it stops you'll float around like a leaf until you hit the ground and blow yourself back up with your thumb.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like it when people get hit with a frying pan. Their face gets all frying pan shaped... then they shake their head back into shape (see &quot;anvil dropped on head&quot;).</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>&nbsp;<strong>blow yourself back up with your thumb</strong></p><p>I'd rather&nbsp;blow myself up with my&nbsp;dick if you don't mind.</p><p>Would that be gay?</p><p>Seriously, if your dick was huge and you could reach your mouth with it, would you do it? Would you swallow, or just blow your jizz all over your face? I would and I'd&nbsp;swallow. (no homo)</p><p>Really it's almost the same as&nbsp;anybody who jerks off because your hand is on a cock. Your're stroking a penis. It could be anybody's dick, it just happens to be&nbsp;yours,&nbsp;and when you cum I'm sure some gets on you. Do you run away screaming, or do you just wipe it off real macho like?</p><p>And how do you wipe cum off yourself all macho-like?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>