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Justice4all
01-10-2007, 04:22 AM
TORONTO, Dec 13 (Reuters Life!) - Never mind how careful you are behind the wheel or how long you've been driving, the signs of the zodiac may be bigger factors behind your ability to avoid car crashes -- or why you have too many.<br /><br />According to a study by InsuranceHotline.com, a Web site that quotes drivers on insurance rates, astrological signs are a significant factor in predicting car accidents.<br /><br />The study, which looked at 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years, puts Libras (born September 23-October 22) followed by Aquarians (January 20-February 18) as the worst offenders for tickets and accidents<br /><br />Best to Worst <p>Best to Worst Drivers' Astrological Signs for Tickets &amp; Accidents</p><ol class="lined"><li>1. Leo </li><li>2. Gemini </li><li>3. Cancer </li><li>4. Virgo </li><li>5. Capricorn </li><li>6. Sagittarius </li><li>7. Taurus </li><li>8. Scorpio </li><li>9. Pisces </li><li>10. Aries </li><li>11. Aquarius </li><li>12. Libra </li></ol>Leos (July 23-August 22) and then Geminis (May 21-June 20) were found to be the best overall.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I would love to know who takes the time to figure this shit out. </p><p>Then again, I am a gemini and I have yet to be in a major accident. And yes I know I just jinxed myself. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Justice4all on 1-10-07 @ 8:35 AM</span>

cupcakelove
01-10-2007, 04:31 AM
<p>Go Leos!</p><p>According my studies (based exclusively on my last two girlfriends) Virgos are much worse than 4th place.&nbsp;</p>

RoseBlood
01-11-2007, 02:32 PM
<p>Sag's, we ranked right in the middle! It's good to be average!</p><p>On a related note, an ex-coworker once told me there's a higher percentage of Gemini's in jail than any other astrological sign.&nbsp; Don't ask if this is limited to the United States or when this so called 'study' took place cause I couldn't tell ya.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

PhishHead
01-11-2007, 02:34 PM
im #1 WOOHOO

SatCam
01-11-2007, 03:02 PM
of course if you happen to get into an accident, Justice will be there to help

Snoogans
01-11-2007, 03:07 PM
apparently a 3 for me. And damn, so no Leo's live anywhere in NJ?

GwEnYpOo
01-11-2007, 03:19 PM
im right smack dab in the middle . . . don't tall my driving instructor he thinks im&nbsp;a leo&nbsp; . . .

cougarjake13
01-11-2007, 03:24 PM
<p>im a leo baby </p><p>yeh im in the top spot</p>

TheGameHHH
01-11-2007, 03:45 PM
theres no way im down at number 9, im a better driver than 99% of drivers out there.

Sarge
01-11-2007, 04:20 PM
No way Pisces are #9.

Gvac
01-11-2007, 04:23 PM
<p>I drive all day on my job (about 125 miles a day) and always drive whenever I go out at night.&nbsp; </p><p>I haven't had a ticket or accident in 20 years, and I'm an Aquarius. </p><p>Astrologists are nutjobs. &nbsp;</p>

riverofpiss
01-11-2007, 04:24 PM
I'm a Leo and I haven't had an accident. (knock,knock)

GwEnYpOo
01-11-2007, 05:40 PM
word, fuck astrology . . .

keithy_19
01-11-2007, 05:50 PM
<p>I'm a taurus. </p><p>Astrologist can suck my dick. That's right. They can suck my big bull dick. </p>

RoseBlood
01-11-2007, 05:52 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Astrologists are nutjobs. &nbsp;</p><p>Tell that to Ms. Cleo Mon!</p><p><img src="http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/topnews/mscleo/cleo_topnews_011602.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="187" /></p>

A.J.
01-12-2007, 05:36 AM
<p>#3</p><p>&quot;I'm an excellent driver.&quot;</p><p><img src="http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/imgs/screen_rain_man02.jpg" border="0" width="379" height="248" /></p>

grlNIN
01-12-2007, 05:39 AM
Maybe i wouldn't be #9 if i weren't going in two different directions at once.

Sheeplovr
01-12-2007, 05:41 AM
<p>i havent gotten a ticket yet </p><p>this is full of lies!</p><p>aquarious kicks your face in</p>