I enjoy nursing [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 10:18 AM

My wife and I have strong differences of opinions when it comes to her breasts. I enjoy suckling the nipple, as one would a child. For some reason, it gives me waves of comfort and joy joy feelings. For her, its an extremely unpleasant experience, both to see her man nursing as a child would as well as the tactile sensation.My question to the board is this? What reasonable man doesn't enjoy sucking in tits and what reasonable woman doesn't enjoy getting them sucked? This is madness. Fucking madness.

A.J.

01-10-2007, 10:24 AM

"Toughened your nipples didn't it?"<img src="http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/SilenceLambs18.jpg" border="0" width="266" height="146" />

Jujubees2

01-10-2007, 10:28 AM

Me thinks your mother weaned you from the breast a little too early.As for me, I confess to be a bit of a breast man myself, but I don't just concentrate on the nipple as I'm sure that it could get painful for the woman.

phixion

01-10-2007, 10:32 AM

in my extremely limited personal opinion most chicks nipples arent sensitive. its gods little fuck u to us.  

DJEvelEd

01-10-2007, 10:37 AM

I want to just fuckin bite them sometimes! But payback's a bitch and nobody, I mean NOBODY touches my nipples!!! When my exgirlfriend was lactating and I used to love the taste of her titty milk. It was sweet but she never gave me much because I think she was too embarassed, but this is the same girl who farted in my mouth! Crazy hot Hondurans!

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 10:38 AM

I love to suck on the breats... not so much while sitting on the couch watching TV for solace but more of an in the bed, I love these fucking things type situation.My comfort comes more at bedtime... If I get to hold one of my wifes breasts I'll be out in 5 minutes. When she's bitchy and won't let me I lie awake for hours.I hate when she is approaching her period and they get sore and I am not allowed to suck on the nipple...It makes me sad<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

angelinad128

01-10-2007, 10:49 AM

phixion wrote: in my extremely limited personal opinion most chicks nipples arent sensitive. its gods little fuck u to us.   It's guys nipples that aren't sensitive.  Jeff, maybe you do it too hard and she is extra sensitive.

ChrisTheCop

01-10-2007, 10:50 AM

now I'm starvin.

angelinad128

01-10-2007, 10:52 AM

phixion wrote: in my extremely limited personal opinion most chicks nipples arent sensitive. its gods little fuck u to us.   It's guys nipples that aren't sensitive.  Jeff, maybe you do it too hard and she is extra sensitive.

blakjeezis

01-10-2007, 10:55 AM

There really isn't much better than a handful of tit when you're drifting off to sleep. I do have one broad who will let me suckle as I go off to dreamland. While I do enjoy it, I also feel a little weirded out by it. I guess I don't have a whole lot of advice for you on the situation Jeff, just know that you're not alone in your deviant ways. Although, and this is a little weird and struck me as off, but over the summer I hooked up with a chick and while I was banging her, in between her cries of "Fuck me, Daddy!" which is quite possibly the hottest thing ever, she asked me to suck on her "titties". I use the quotes around the word not becasue it's such an odd expression, obviously it isn't, but for some reason when she said titties it completely threw off my rhythm, almost to the point of losing heat. It really weirded me out. I mean, I did as she requested, and we both achieved supreme consciousness with the universe and everything, but something about suck my titties freaked me out. 

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 1-10-07 @ 3:06 PM

Snacks

01-10-2007, 10:59 AM

when you call it nursing thats just a little sick.

angrymissy

01-10-2007, 11:01 AM

MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULD

angelinad128

01-10-2007, 11:04 AM

angrymissy wrote: MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULDSo your his pacifier...<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />    that is kinda disturbing!

blakjeezis

01-10-2007, 11:05 AM

In sickness and in health, Missy. Emphasis on the sickness apparently.

sailor

01-10-2007, 11:08 AM

i thought this thread was going to be about white shoes and bedpans! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" border="0" /> 

This message was edited by sailor on 1-10-07 @ 3:09 PM

reillyluck

01-10-2007, 11:16 AM

angrymissy wrote: MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULDhaving your boobs sucked are great, its the suckling like a baby that freaks me out.  that scene in "me, myself and Irene" where he jumps in and starts sucking on that chicks breasts while looking at her creeps me out.

boeman

01-10-2007, 11:18 AM

angrymissy wrote: MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULDjust show him how to do it right...

Snacks

01-10-2007, 11:21 AM

angrymissy wrote: MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULDsee thats why it freaked me out when he called it nursing. I think he has some mommy issues he needs to deal with or hes just a pervert and like breast milk. Either way its nasty and it takes the sexualty of sucking a titty to a whole new nasty level.

ChrisTheCop

01-10-2007, 11:25 AM

Oh.Wait.Jeff?Is she serious? THATS what you meant? You pretend youre a baby and suck on her nipples, not as foreplay? Just to pretend? ummm....yeah....I think I'm siding with the wife.Whats next? Wearing diapers?

Jujubees2

01-10-2007, 11:30 AM

AppleBoy

01-10-2007, 11:44 AM

angrymissy

01-10-2007, 11:45 AM

Did I mention that his dream is to make chocolate milk out of breastmilk?

This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-10-07 @ 3:45 PM

ChrisTheCop

01-10-2007, 11:49 AM

i think they already have that:<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/Ad_1989_benetton_breast.jpg/250px-Ad_1989_benetton_breast.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="166" />

boeman

01-10-2007, 11:51 AM

angrymissy wrote: Did I mention that his dream is to make chocolate milk out of breastmilk? This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-10-07 @ 3:45 PM Nothing wrong with that. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" width="46" height="20" />

Zorro

01-10-2007, 11:56 AM

It's way too creepy to think about.

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 12:30 PM

angrymissy wrote: Did I mention that his dream is to make chocolate milk out of breastmilk? This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-10-07 @ 3:45 PM I think that would be too sweet. But let him do it! There's nothing better than milk right out of the jug.

Don Stugots

01-10-2007, 12:39 PM

i love doing it, my wife loves me doing it to her, she loves doing it to me, but i hate the way it feels to get it done to me.

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 12:42 PM

angrymissy wrote: Did I mention that his dream is to make chocolate milk out of breastmilk? This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-10-07 @ 3:45 PM Umm....fucking delicious. I can't wait to squeeze me off a glass of foamy human milk and mix it with a litte hershey's chocolate.

Don Stugots

01-10-2007, 12:43 PM

angrymissy wrote: Did I mention that his dream is to make chocolate milk out of breastmilk? This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-10-07 @ 3:45 PM now that is just plain wrong to tease me with chocolate milk shooting boobs.

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 12:47 PM

boeman wrote: angrymissy wrote: MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULDjust show him how to do it right... No one needs to show me shit. Fuck getting her off. This is all about me, not her, and I feel I should be allotted special alone time with the titty. We're married, which means I get 50% of her titties, which mean one of her titties belongs to me. I happen to enjoy the left one, so give it up woman. I also want at least once a week carte blanche to stick my face between your beautiful mounds and shake my head much like a wet dog drying himself.Too much to ask? I think not. It is my fault I worship titties? No. And by the way, I hear you on the word titties being a turn off, only for me, its "panties". I fucking hate the word panties. That suggests they're little pants, which is fucking disturbing on so many levels its giving me douche chills up and down my spine.

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 12:48 PM

Don Stugots wrote: angrymissy wrote: Did I mention that his dream is to make chocolate milk out of breastmilk? This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-10-07 @ 3:45 PM  now that is just plain wrong to tease me with chocolate milk shooting boobs.   It's really the only reason to have a child anyway. I've asked her if she could induce the milk production through hormones and she fucking refused my ass. So selfish.

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 12:49 PM

Don Stugots wrote: i love doing it, <strike>my wife loves me doing it to her</strike>, <strike>she loves doing it to me</strike>, <strike>but</strike> i <strike>hate</strike> Love the way it feels to get it done to me. I changed it to my situation, I didn't want to type all that out

angrymissy

01-10-2007, 12:53 PM

But is it nessecary to make the crying baby noise while you're trying to suckle?

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 01:07 PM

Crying baby Noise?!!!!!Oh God NO!!!That's a little odd... Does he poo in his underwear too? Cause that would be too much.Some nipple suckling is just fine though, as long as the only noise is the sound of the vacuum being broken on the mouth/ nipple connection.

Sheeplovr

01-10-2007, 01:10 PM

FMJeff wrote: Don Stugots wrote: angrymissy wrote: Did I mention that his dream is to make chocolate milk out of breastmilk? This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-10-07 @ 3:45 PM now that is just plain wrong to tease me with chocolate milk shooting boobs. It's really the only reason to have a child anyway. I've asked her if she could induce the milk production through hormones and she fucking refused my ass. So selfish.  god forbid but these are going to be the greatest divorce pappers ever just write them up and send them to the smokeing gun before they go threw the court system

Don Stugots

01-10-2007, 01:10 PM

FMJeff wrote: Don Stugots wrote: angrymissy wrote: Did I mention that his dream is to make chocolate milk out of breastmilk? This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-10-07 @ 3:45 PM now that is just plain wrong to tease me with chocolate milk shooting boobs. It's really the only reason to have a child anyway. I've asked her if she could induce the milk production through hormones and she fucking refused my ass. So selfish.  i cant believe that she wont do this for you.  selfish indeed.

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 01:13 PM

Thanks for being there with me Stugots. Women, right?

GwEnYpOo

01-10-2007, 01:13 PM

i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty .

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 01:15 PM

angrymissy wrote: But is it nessecary to make the crying baby noise while you're trying to suckle? That's merely to evoke your natural motherly instincts, to which you apparently have none. I would also like my head to be cradled, as my neck muscles are still forming and I need cranial support. But you already know that, don't you...ooooo so mad

Don Stugots

01-10-2007, 01:17 PM

FMJeff wrote: Thanks for being there with me Stugots. Women, right?   anytime.  women, cant live with them, cant keep the body from floating up in the ocean.

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 01:18 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust.

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 01:18 PM

Don Stugots wrote: FMJeff wrote: Thanks for being there with me Stugots. Women, right?   anytime.  women, cant live with them, cant keep the body from floating up in the ocean. Yeah i hate it when they float down...

Sheeplovr

01-10-2007, 01:24 PM

FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust.  dont you know any mothers my freind tina says boob milk is all salty like a teer mix that with chocolate and you got a salty mess

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 01:28 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust.  dont you know any mothers my freind tina says boob milk is all salty like a teer mix that with chocolate and you got a salty mess  My experience has breast milk being quite sweet, no salty taste at all....maybe it just depends on the person

Don Stugots

01-10-2007, 01:29 PM

the point is that jeff wants to experiment with his wife.  it is a normal thing to want to do so.  what is better that he go out and find some gumare somewhere that will let him milk her T_Ts like he is a farmer?

angrymissy

01-10-2007, 01:32 PM

See, now I am concerned that I will never be able to breast feed.  I'll just keep picturing Jeff making the baby crying trying to suckle

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 01:34 PM

I agree Stu, but the problem is that many women do not want to experiment like men do. Because of this some guys do end up going out of the relationship...I don't think the breast milk will do it but you have to remember that to pregnant or lactating women breast milk is there only for the baby and to have a guy sucking on a breast for the milk might seem kind of dirty and wrong to a lady.Experimentation for the most part is good for a relationship...now if I could only convince my wife.

GwEnYpOo

01-10-2007, 01:34 PM

FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust. well i guess i shouldn't say anything , im a woman ... we swollow semen = X

Sheeplovr

01-10-2007, 01:39 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust. well i guess i shouldn't say anything , im a woman ... we swollow semen = X try that with chocolate

mikeyboy

01-10-2007, 01:39 PM

So Jeff gets to feel nurtured and possibly gets to work out some mother issues as he gets his kink on, but Missy is forced to feel like the Joad daughter feeding the sick migrant worker at the end of "Grapes of Wrath".  hot.

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 01:41 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust. well i guess i shouldn't say anything , im a woman ... we swollow semen = XI don't believe you! They only do that in the movies and that's because they get paid for it. No one outside of porn does that...................... Right?????????

GwEnYpOo

01-10-2007, 01:47 PM

FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust. but i draw the line at "gooey crust" that's uber disgusting as is anything that's gooey and crusty at the same time />  <   0

Sheeplovr

01-10-2007, 01:47 PM

mikeyboy wrote: So Jeff gets to feel nurtured and possibly gets to work out some mother issues as he gets his kink on, but Missy is forced to feel like the Joad daughter feeding the sick migrant worker at the end of "Grapes of Wrath". hot.  mmmm grape boob juice

Jujubees2

01-10-2007, 01:48 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust. well i guess i shouldn't say anything , im a woman ... we swollow semen = XWho are these women of which you speak?  I'd like to meet them or at least have them talk with my wife.

Jujubees2

01-10-2007, 01:52 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust.  dont you know any mothers my freind tina says boob milk is all salty like a teer mix that with chocolate and you got a salty mess  They say that a women's diet will effect the taste of her milk, much like a man's diet will effect the taste of his man juice.  When my wife was nursing she was told to avoid certain foods as it would cause the baby to reject the breast.

mikeyboy

01-10-2007, 01:52 PM

I'm kind of skeeved by breast milk.  The idea of it is bad enough, but have you ever seen it?  It doesn't look anything like cow's milk.  It's a little yellower, and it separates so that half is this watery mess and the other half is thick goop.  yum.

Jujubees2

01-10-2007, 01:55 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I'm kind of skeeved by breast milk.  The idea of it is bad enough, but have you ever seen it?  It doesn't look anything like cow's milk.  It's a little yellower, and it separates so that half is this watery mess and the other half is thick goop.  yum. When you think about it, humans are weird for drinking cow's milk.  No other animal drinks the milk of another animal.  That's why I'm strictly a soy milk guy!

boeman

01-10-2007, 02:19 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I'm kind of skeeved by breast milk.  The idea of it is bad enough, but have you ever seen it?  It doesn't look anything like cow's milk.  It's a little yellower, and it separates so that half is this watery mess and the other half is thick goop.  yum. that's because none of the creme has been skimmed off... If cows milk was untouched, it would be very similar in consistency and sweetness. but I'm a soy milk guy too...

Tenbatsuzen

01-10-2007, 02:29 PM

There are just so many things I can add to this thread, but I just can't do it.

FUNKMAN

01-10-2007, 02:52 PM

just do whatever you have to do to please your woman. if she don't enjoy it then why make her do it?boy if it was my woman that felt that way i would just lightly caress her sweet erect subtle nipples with my soft warm moist tongue

Jujubees2

01-10-2007, 02:58 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: just do whatever you have to do to please your woman. if she don't enjoy it then why make her do it?boy if it was my woman that felt that way i would just lightly caress her sweet erect subtle nipples with my soft warm moist tongueFunkman please stop!  You're starting to make my nipples hard!

FUNKMAN

01-10-2007, 02:59 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: just do whatever you have to do to please your woman. if she don't enjoy it then why make her do it?boy if it was my woman that felt that way i would just lightly caress her sweet erect subtle nipples with my soft warm moist tongueFunkman please stop!  You're starting to make my nipples hard!OH GREAT!   A fucking dude responds... UGHHHHH!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

EffMeBoobs

01-10-2007, 03:51 PM

angrymissy wrote: But is it nessecary to make the crying baby noise while you're trying to suckle? Do you have to burp him afterwards by placing him on your knee and smacking him on the back?

Marc with a c

01-10-2007, 03:52 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I'm kind of skeeved by breast milk.  The idea of it is bad enough, but have you ever seen it?  It doesn't look anything like cow's milk.  It's a little yellower, and it separates so that half is this watery mess and the other half is thick goop.  yum. When you think about it, humans are weird for drinking cow's milk.  No other animal drinks the milk of another animal.  That's why I'm strictly a soy milk guy!and that's why i'm strictly a breast milk guy!

Ritalin

01-10-2007, 03:57 PM

angelinad128 wrote: phixion wrote: in my extremely limited personal opinion most chicks nipples arent sensitive. its gods little fuck u to us. It's guys nipples that aren't sensitive. Jeff, maybe you do it too hard and she is extra sensitive.WRONG!

Gvac

01-10-2007, 03:58 PM

Missy, the next time he tries that shit just ram your fingers up his ass!  That'll show him!Oh wait...

lleeder

01-10-2007, 04:00 PM

Chocolate Breast milk is nasty. You know what I always say "More Ovaltine Please"

Tenbatsuzen

01-10-2007, 04:03 PM

Have we ignored the obvious, that nursing makes boobs bigger? BTW, Jeff, my office has something called a "Lactation Room".

Bulldogcakes

01-10-2007, 04:08 PM

angrymissy wrote: MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULDI'm with you, Missy. Thats fucking weird. Why dont you try it on him and see how HE LIKES IT? Try sucking on his dick like a baby would, treat his dick like a big nipple and make goo goo noises as you do it . . . . .   OK, wait. Thats fuckin hot. Never mind.

angelinad128

01-10-2007, 04:13 PM

Breast milk is very bland and watery

FUNKMAN

01-10-2007, 04:14 PM

angelinad128 wrote: Breast milk is very bland and watery that's why you add whipped cream

angelinad128

01-10-2007, 04:18 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: angelinad128 wrote: Breast milk is very bland and watery that's why you add whipped creamTo the nipple before you suck...

NewYorkDragons80

01-10-2007, 04:30 PM

FMJeff wrote: My wife and I have strong differences of opinions when it comes to her breasts. I enjoy suckling the nipple, as one would a child. For some reason, it gives me waves of comfort and joy joy feelings. For her, its an extremely unpleasant experience, both to see her man nursing as a child would as well as the tactile sensation.My question to the board is this? What reasonable man doesn't enjoy sucking in tits and what reasonable woman doesn't enjoy getting them sucked? This is madness. Fucking madness.  I like doing it, but it's far from my favorite part of a woman to suck

NewYorkDragons80

01-10-2007, 04:31 PM

phixion wrote: in my extremely limited personal opinion most chicks nipples arent sensitive.  From my experience, that's true about 10% of the time.

DJEvelEd

01-10-2007, 04:35 PM

angelinad128 wrote: Breast milk is very bland and watery  Tastes great! Less filling!Tastes great! Less filling!

GwEnYpOo

01-10-2007, 04:50 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Have we ignored the obvious, that nursing makes boobs bigger? BTW, Jeff, my office has something called a "Lactation Room". it also makes em all saggy ans shit like old lady pumpkin squash ... YUM!

Kewlkat

01-10-2007, 05:14 PM

boeman wrote: angrymissy wrote: Did I mention that his dream is to make chocolate milk out of breastmilk? This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-10-07 @ 3:45 PM Nothing wrong with that. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" width="46" height="20" />Doesnt make you a bad person.

SatCam

01-10-2007, 05:24 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I'm kind of skeeved by breast milk. The idea of it is bad enough, but have you ever seen it? It doesn't look anything like cow's milk. It's a little yellower, and it separates so that half is this watery mess and the other half is thick goop. yum. When you think about it, humans are weird for drinking cow's milk. No other animal drinks the milk of another animal. That's why I'm strictly a soy milk guy!

isnt that the milk of an asian woman?

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 05:25 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Have we ignored the obvious, that nursing makes boobs bigger? BTW, Jeff, my office has something called a "Lactation Room". it also makes em all saggy ans shit like old lady pumpkin squash ... YUM!You are soooooooooooooooooo right Gwen... But that just means you don't have to go as far to get some when she's on top.If those big saggy boobs give you 'back pain' Healthcare will pay for you to have them reduced and reshaped (Canada, maybe not in the States...not sure). My wifes aren't as big anymore but they sure are purrrrty!

GwEnYpOo

01-10-2007, 05:33 PM

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/sagggy.jpg freegin sexyi wanna pee in her butt !

boeman

01-10-2007, 05:51 PM

wait a minute... it seems like someone's trying to get on board gossip here... <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" />

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 05:53 PM

It couldn't hurt using it for board gossip

angrymissy

01-10-2007, 05:57 PM

Believe me, I really wish it was just for board gossip.  He has told other people about this before. My new counter is to either:Put finger in bellybutton and rub the inside (feels horrid - try it) orgo for the "doctor" touch and rub behind the kneeI have also tried the route of "here I'm going to nurse YOU then", but that freaks me out after a few seconds as well

weekapaugjz

01-10-2007, 06:09 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust. well i guess i shouldn't say anything , im a woman ... we swollow semen = XI don't believe you! They only do that in the movies and that's because they get paid for it. No one outside of porn does that...................... Right????????? i had a g/f for about 2 years and she would swallow everytime she went down and it was fucking great.  the first time she ever did, before i came, i thought i would be a gentlemen and let her know i was going to go, and she went to town even more.  from that point on i knew i had a trooper.

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 08:58 PM

weekapaugjz wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: FMJeff wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: i dont know i think titty sucking is an effin wonderfull thing, i love it, guys love it but i think when it comes to breast milk thats a little fucking wierd ... not weird ... skeevy . that talk about a glass of chocolate breast milk fuckin skeeved me out .... narsty . See that's where you're wrong, its not skeevy, its adventurous, super cool, and highly respected science, which is why I'm going to experiment with human milk in a number of different baking recipes. would your favorite confections taste differently if you swapped bovine for human milk? my hypothesis: delicious, with a flaky, gooey crust. well i guess i shouldn't say anything , im a woman ... we swollow semen = XI don't believe you! They only do that in the movies and that's because they get paid for it. No one outside of porn does that...................... Right????????? i had a g/f for about 2 years and she would swallow everytime she went down and it was fucking great.  the first time she ever did, before i came, i thought i would be a gentlemen and let her know i was going to go, and she went to town even more.  from that point on i knew i had a trooper. Shit man, why didn't you marry her!!!!!????????

Doctor Z

01-10-2007, 09:01 PM

FMJeff wrote: I enjoy suckling the nipple, as one would a child. Wait... you suckle children?

This message was edited by Doctor_Z on 1-11-07 @ 1:05 AM

weekapaugjz

01-10-2007, 09:03 PM

i thought it was going to happen at some point.  we were together during college.  after graduation she stayed in eastern pa and i moved back to buffalo to go to grad school (after 4 years at a private school for undergrad, i needed to go to a state school for grad work to be able to afford it).  she pulled the plug b/c she said she couldn't deal with the distance.  its been like 2 years since weve been together and i still think about her pretty much everyday.

Team_Ramrod

01-10-2007, 09:05 PM

Yeah, it's always the good ones that get away and it's not enough you have to deal with 'not as good' sex or company but you have to be tortured by thinking of them everyday.

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 09:07 PM

boeman wrote: wait a minute... it seems like someone's trying to get on board gossip here... <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /> Oh stop it. Dave doesn't need me for material. Oh wait...

FMJeff

01-10-2007, 09:10 PM

angrymissy wrote: Believe me, I really wish it was just for board gossip. He has told other people about this before. My new counter is to either:Put finger in bellybutton and rub the inside (feels horrid - try it) orgo for the "doctor" touch and rub behind the kneeI have also tried the route of "here I'm going to nurse YOU then", but that freaks me out after a few seconds as well  Ugh belly button touch and doctor touch are the worst. I usually counter with smell my balls finger and wet willy followed by the words "huddula" spoken wet and skeevy. 2 damage. 2 damage.

Tenbatsuzen

01-11-2007, 04:11 AM

GwEnYpOo wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Have we ignored the obvious, that nursing makes boobs bigger? BTW, Jeff, my office has something called a "Lactation Room". it also makes em all saggy ans shit like old lady pumpkin squash ... YUM! That's what implants are for, dear.

A.J.

01-11-2007, 04:42 AM

FMJeff wrote: angrymissy wrote: But is it nessecary to make the crying baby noise while you're trying to suckle? That's merely to evoke your natural motherly instincts, to which you apparently have none. <a href="http://www.petsunlimited.com/pet_community/display_community_department.cfm?bigphoto=3355&dep artment=25&type=33&section=Pet_Media_Gallery&media _type=2&gallery=1106602">That's not true</a>.

Justice4all

01-11-2007, 10:47 AM

Why not just video tape this and let it accidentally 'leak' out over the internet like everyone else instead of letting us in on the visuals via the written word.And jeff? Serious mom issues man.

GwEnYpOo

01-11-2007, 03:11 PM

A.J. wrote: FMJeff wrote: angrymissy wrote: But is it nessecary to make the crying baby noise while you're trying to suckle? That's merely to evoke your natural motherly instincts, to which you apparently have none. <a href="http://www.petsunlimited.com/pet_community/display_community_department.cfm?bigphoto=3355&dep artment=25&type=33&section=Pet_Media_Gallery&media _type=2&gallery=1106602">That's not true</a>.oh my gosh that was adorable !!!!! maybe she just loves the dog more than you jeff?

Bulldogcakes

01-11-2007, 04:28 PM

OK, I'll admit. I love nursing too. <img src="http://www.msn.handbag.com/graphics/library4/nurse.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="370" />  Best profession ever invented

Stankfoot

01-11-2007, 07:05 PM

FUNKMAN

01-11-2007, 07:15 PM

Stankfoot wrote: <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/tori-1.jpg" border="0" width="280" height="400" />   What a Pig!

TastelessGinny

01-17-2007, 06:35 PM

angrymissy wrote: MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULD There's only one way to solve this. If he insists on suckling like a child, then you must care for him as a child.  Tell him he can no longer suckle unless you're jamming a rectal thermometer up the keister, so you can make sure Baby's healthy.

rckiller

01-17-2007, 06:52 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">angrymissy wrote: MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULD<hr color="cococo" align="left">
Exactly Angry Missy! I have uncomfortable visions of a 40 year old guy playing the change my diaper sick game..... AND FM Jeff your avatar freaks me out. Bozo never looked that evil!



This message was edited by rckiller on 1-17-07 @ 10:57 PM

Bob Impact

01-18-2007, 11:04 AM

rckiller wrote: angrymissy wrote: MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT A BABY WOULD AND IT FREAKS ME OUTHe is not talking about titty sucking in a sexual wayHE IS TALKING ABOUT SUCKLING AT THE BREAST AS A BABY WOULD  Exactly Angry Missy! I have uncomfortable visions of a 40 year old guy playing the change my diaper sick game..... AND FM Jeff your avatar freaks me out. Bozo never looked that evil! This message was edited by rckiller on 1-17-07 @ 10:57 PM That's because the clown in his AV is (if I remember correctly) Pennywise from Stephen King's IT.

ralphbxny

01-18-2007, 11:56 AM

GwEnYpOo wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Have we ignored the obvious, that nursing makes boobs bigger? BTW, Jeff, my office has something called a "Lactation Room". it also makes em all saggy ans shit like old lady pumpkin squash ... YUM!Aint nothin wrong with old lady pumpkin squash tits....god im hungry!!!