Ode to Fez

[katiam]

<p>I thought I should make a topic about Fez..quite a&nbsp;fascinating man I must say....so here is my poem about Fez:</p><div>Fez doesn't understand the obsession with big Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa</div><div>Maybe it is because poor fezzie is gay</div><div>He was invited over to Ron's to watch sports one day</div><div>Both guys fell asleep in their chairs (i hope they were sitting apart)</div><div>When suddenly both men awoke to the blast of a fart</div><div>Ron was mad and Fez ashamed..both men should be glad it was not trouser chili a.k.a. a shart</div><div>Don't pick the sports team that he chooses, beware the&nbsp;man's curse</div><div>Hey, on a side note I wonder what Fez would look like carrying a leopard print purse</div><div>He gave Ron a cheap ashtray for Christmas...at least it's usable, it could be worse</div><div>Whether we are laughing with Fez or at him he always seems to make me smile</div><div>I think I'll keep listening to their show for just awhile</div><div>Even if Fez keeps talking about poo in a pile</div>

[torker]

<p>Hickory dickory dock</p><p>You say Fez Whatley sucks cock</p><p>We know he eats the braciole</p><p>I see you at the gloryhole</p><p>Knock, knock, knock</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Oh the gloryhole,</p><p>to have a stranger play with my pole</p><p>It'd be so neat</p><p>To get such a treat</p><p>As long as it's no race</p><p>To cum in her face</p>

[katiam]

<p>Ahhh.....well in that case...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Welcome to Muffin Sangreas house of pancakes where you flap them we jack them. My name is Cinnamon swirl would you care to hear about our specials today?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

fez is neat let's eat

[FUNKMAN]

<p>if i die before i wake</p><p>i pray my hole for fez to take</p><p>ewwww</p>

[Cleophus James]

<p>Fez Watley is fun;</p><p>To find out if he is gay;</p><p>Stick it in his bun.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A haiku&nbsp;</p>

[katiam]

<p>fez fez he's our man </p><p>even if he fears the can! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>goooooooooooooo fez!</p>

[SatCam]

This is a poem about our man Fez<br />
Wow I could really go for some Pez

[FUNKMAN]

<p>there goes fez down the road</p><p>getting ready to take my load</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>eww</p>

[katiam]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />This is a poem about our man Fez<br />Wow I could really go for some Pez <p>wow...</p><p>&nbsp;if fez were a pez dispenser...which end would the candy come out on? Also what flavor&nbsp;exactly comes out of a fez pez?</p>