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sr71blackbird

01-12-2007, 01:36 AM

<a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/columnists/chi-0701090243jan09,0,349391.column">LINK</a> Dear Amy: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn't my husband's baby. Last spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started. <img src="http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/black-baby-white-parents.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="254" />

StupidGirlllll

01-12-2007, 01:41 AM

so is that the baby today? Or just a gag pic? I am in the middle of playing Spades so i can not click the link. So Just tell me.

sr71blackbird

01-12-2007, 01:48 AM

Its a gag pic.The article is only a quarter page long.  The advise shes given looks sound though.  Feedback!!

riverofpiss

01-12-2007, 01:54 AM

Obviously a gag pic.  That lady is in a real pickle.  Just for the fun of it she should let it go and see how long until he notices.  The same thing happened to a buddy of mine.  He (thought he) had a son with his first wife.  She was part aboriginal so my friend didn't notice the Mexican in the kid until she left him for the mexican guy when the kid was about 1.  After the breakup he started questioning if it really was his kid.  Blood tests showed he wasn't the father but get this, he still has to pay a court ordered child support even though the kid and his ex now live with the Mexican dad.  Just thought I would tell a true nightmare.  

StupidGirlllll

01-12-2007, 02:06 AM

her husband is probably this little white guy & when this big black guy came in she was probably like o my god they come In that size!

Gaia

01-12-2007, 02:22 AM

well, after reading the title : "every mans nightmare" I thought this was about me, but after reading a bit further....nevermind. Im just a crazy bitch girlfriend.....this woman is a whore...

nate1000

01-12-2007, 05:04 AM

Gaia wrote: well, after reading the title : "every mans nightmare" I thought this was about me, but after reading a bit further....nevermind. Im just a crazy bitch girlfriend.....this woman is a whore... Absolutely correct.  Welcome to single motherhood, whore.

phixion

01-12-2007, 05:29 AM

my biggest nightmare is getting my dick chopped off in some horrific accident... i dunno maybe im just different.

Sheeplovr

01-12-2007, 05:30 AM

thats not my nighmare i think it be more scary if it came out as a zombie baby

angelinad128

01-12-2007, 05:43 AM

She cheated & now she's pregnant. If she is as "happily" married as she claims to be there should be no problem in telling him.  When you get married you take vows, and for better for worse is part of it so she should just tell him.  And when I read the title I thought it would be about a guy who got his dick cut off...kinda disapointed...

A.J.

01-12-2007, 05:55 AM

Every man's nightmare A broken condom?

Jujubees2

01-12-2007, 06:01 AM

I thought this was a post about Mikey D's dick injury

yomudder21

01-12-2007, 06:02 AM

That baby looks just like a little Tony Dungy.........or is it a little Lovie Smith.........shit I can't tell.

This message was edited by yomudder21 on 1-12-07 @ 10:03 AM

nate1000

01-12-2007, 06:05 AM

angelinad128 wrote: She cheated & now she's pregnant. If she is as "happily" married as she claims to be there should be no problem in telling him.  When you get married you take vows, and for better for worse is part of it so she should just tell him.  And when I read the title I thought it would be about a guy who got his dick cut off...kinda disapointed...But you gotta admit that this flies WAY wide right of "or worse" I don't think anyone would blame the guy for just walking away.

nate1000

01-12-2007, 06:06 AM

yomudder21 wrote: That baby looks just like a little Tony Dungy.........or is it a little Lovie Smith.........shit I can't tell. This message was edited by yomudder21 on 1-12-07 @ 10:03 AM Yeah, or Patrice or Eddie Murphy, or Bill Cosby. I can't tell.

Earlshog

01-12-2007, 06:08 AM

A.J. wrote: Every man's nightmare A broken condom? ha ha... I was thinking the Oxygen Network....

angelinad128

01-12-2007, 06:12 AM

nate1000 wrote: angelinad128 wrote: She cheated & now she's pregnant. If she is as "happily" married as she claims to be there should be no problem in telling him.  When you get married you take vows, and for better for worse is part of it so she should just tell him.  And when I read the title I thought it would be about a guy who got his dick cut off...kinda disapointed...But you gotta admit that this flies WAY wide right of "or worse" I don't think anyone would blame the guy for just walking away.No you can't blame the guy if he walks, but the guy can cheat get the other woman pregnant then confess to what he did and most likely she would accept it, that makes it better?

MellySmelly

01-12-2007, 06:21 AM

no one can resist the black cock

Lumber

01-12-2007, 06:28 AM

Woman or not...I would punch the pig dead in the face.

terry1979

01-12-2007, 06:58 AM

Lumber wrote: Woman or not...I would punch the pig dead in the face. wow

Jughead

01-12-2007, 07:02 AM

TeheheheheeeeeeeeeMellySmelly wrote: no one can resist the black cock

nate1000

01-12-2007, 07:03 AM

angelinad128 wrote: nate1000 wrote: angelinad128 wrote: She cheated & now she's pregnant. If she is as "happily" married as she claims to be there should be no problem in telling him.  When you get married you take vows, and for better for worse is part of it so she should just tell him.  And when I read the title I thought it would be about a guy who got his dick cut off...kinda disapointed...But you gotta admit that this flies WAY wide right of "or worse" I don't think anyone would blame the guy for just walking away.No you can't blame the guy if he walks, but the guy can cheat get the other woman pregnant then confess to what he did and most likely she would accept it, that makes it better?No, that makes her a fool.

angelinad128

01-12-2007, 07:12 AM

nate1000 wrote: angelinad128 wrote: nate1000 wrote: angelinad128 wrote: She cheated & now she's pregnant. If she is as "happily" married as she claims to be there should be no problem in telling him.  When you get married you take vows, and for better for worse is part of it so she should just tell him.  And when I read the title I thought it would be about a guy who got his dick cut off...kinda disapointed...But you gotta admit that this flies WAY wide right of "or worse" I don't think anyone would blame the guy for just walking away.No you can't blame the guy if he walks, but the guy can cheat get the other woman pregnant then confess to what he did and most likely she would accept it, that makes it better?No, that makes her a fool.Not if she took her vows seriously.

nate1000

01-12-2007, 07:40 AM

angelinad128 wrote: nate1000 wrote: angelinad128 wrote: nate1000 wrote: angelinad128 wrote: She cheated & now she's pregnant. If she is as "happily" married as she claims to be there should be no problem in telling him.  When you get married you take vows, and for better for worse is part of it so she should just tell him.  And when I read the title I thought it would be about a guy who got his dick cut off...kinda disapointed...But you gotta admit that this flies WAY wide right of "or worse" I don't think anyone would blame the guy for just walking away.No you can't blame the guy if he walks, but the guy can cheat get the other woman pregnant then confess to what he did and most likely she would accept it, that makes it better?No, that makes her a fool.Not if she took her vows seriously.What?????IMO, the same rules apply as above. Having a child with another woman immediately releases the wife from any obligation.

Don Stugots

01-12-2007, 07:54 AM

Gaia wrote: well, after reading the title : "every mans nightmare" I thought this was about me, but after reading a bit further....nevermind. Im just a crazy bitch girlfriend.....this woman is a whore...if it was about you it would have been t_tled EVERY MANS' FANTASY.    i thought this thread was going to be about Mikey D.

blakjeezis

01-12-2007, 08:03 AM

What the fuck is this asshole thinking? Why would any dude let his chick go on a vacation to the islands without him? I mean, what does he expect.  Anyway, she has to tell him, although if she doesn't at least when the baby's born she'll already be in the hospital. Not too far to wheel her to the trauma ward. I can't say specifically what I would do if my wife shat out a kid that was immediately obvious to everyone in the room as not mine, but I can say it would be savage beyond belief.

nate1000

01-12-2007, 08:23 AM

blakjeezis wrote: What the fuck is this asshole thinking? Why would any dude let his chick go on a vacation to the islands without him? I mean, what does he expect.  Anyway, she has to tell him, although if she doesn't at least when the baby's born she'll already be in the hospital. Not too far to wheel her to the trauma ward. I can't say specifically what I would do if my wife shat out a kid that was immediately obvious to everyone in the room as not mine, but I can say it would be savage beyond belief.This is the word of the lord. Thanks be to Blakjeezis.

DJEvelEd

01-12-2007, 09:20 AM

If she wants to go on vacations without the husband, the relationship is over. She doesn't even have to cheat. She purpously put herself in the position for whoreism to happen. If it wasn't the masseuse, it would've been the next swingin dick.I'd run for the hills if I was him. She'll squeeze him for $$$ anyway unless he gets custody.

Snacks

01-12-2007, 11:23 AM

my favorite part of the story is when amy writes and tells her about plannad parenthood -  "you will not be judged" lol yes she will.

This message was edited by Snacks on 1-12-07 @ 3:24 PM

sr71blackbird

01-12-2007, 03:43 PM

I wonder what when through Amy's head first, then second before she came to her advise decison (which is as PC as something can possibly be)?

sr71blackbird

01-12-2007, 03:47 PM

MellySmelly wrote: no one can resist the black cock Therein lies the nightmare..

BLZBUBBA

01-12-2007, 04:42 PM

Hasn't this sort of thing been brought up on O&A?  Here's the solution O&A style...Tell the husband and be prepared for the abortion courtesy of ol' DOC MARTIN.

Tenbatsuzen

01-12-2007, 05:28 PM

Interesting story... My cousin and his wife are blonde hair, blue eyed.  Both of them. Because they are absolute fucking saints, they adopted not one, but two children from high-risk situations.   And you guessed it - both of them are black. Just an interesting situation. I keep thinking back to that "PWNED!" picture.

FUNKMAN

01-12-2007, 05:32 PM

Every man's nightmare except Jerry Springer

SatCam

01-12-2007, 08:13 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Every man's nightmare<hr color="cococo" align="left">

<img src='http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/thumbnails/columnist/2003-07/8508087' border=0>

This message was edited by SatCam on 1-13-07 @ 12:14 AM

Bob Impact

01-12-2007, 09:51 PM

My nightmare? I go to sleep and when I wake up my dick is missing.  That's my worst nightmare. A cookie for anyone who can tell me what movie that's from cause it's driving me insane.