If this is not a bit? [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

johnnyfitz

01-12-2007, 06:22 PM

If this is not a bit, and ESD is truly off the show then I ask the following:  ESD's inability to show up today and do board gossep was for health reasons.  Now I don't know about you, but if I was choked out by Master Po and then had hot sauce poured on my naughty bits, I might be unable to post the next day.  If Ron can't see that this kid went above and beyond to impress Jay Moore for the good of Ron's ego, then a state of tyranny exists on the Ron and Fez show.  I am from the Philadelphia area, the cradle of liberty.  200 some odd years ago men risked their lives, honor and fortunes in the face of such tyranny and prevailed.  Ron should recognize such tyranny when he sees it as someone who grew up chewing on the same Eagles, Phillies, Flyers and Sixers agony as me.  But no, Ron has become King George himself.  Making fools dance like jesters to impress his quasi-celeb friend, Jay Moore, of Verona.  But Jay is not a Shakespearian Gentleman from Verona, but the kind of guy that we all grew up with.  The guy who can make the weaker among us make fools of themselves to impress the cool guys.  I for one, am really disappointed in Mr. B.  I have been a loyal listener.  I have lost hours of time that I should have spent working waiting for nuggets of hilariousness from Ron Bennington.  I thought he was the type of stand up guy that would throw a savage beat down on bullies, only to see that when a two bit celeb shows up in the studio he becomes one.  Gut check time Mr. B.  Look in the mirror like Charlie Sheen in Wall Street and ask yourself. . . "WHO AM I"

This message was edited by johnnyfitz on 1-12-07 @ 10:41 PM

Dan G

01-12-2007, 06:28 PM

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This message was edited by Dango727 on 1-12-07 @ 10:28 PM

johnnyfitz

01-12-2007, 06:43 PM

What does the crazy looking karate guy with the bad hair and big fingernails mean?

Dan G

01-12-2007, 06:47 PM

Sho Nuff!

reeshy

01-12-2007, 06:59 PM

WOW, Johnny.....My thoughts excatly.....I'm a very long time listener...and Ronny has changed drastically over the last few months...he really has started to turn me off....I'm hoping it's just a long term bit and things will get back to normal soon...if not.....I'm gone!!!

SatCam

01-12-2007, 07:09 PM

If this is not a bit?

WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY?

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lifeforms

01-12-2007, 07:37 PM

Bring Harry back!!!

SinA

01-12-2007, 07:57 PM

if it's not the bit you think  it is, it's another bit.maybe claire and dave really did want to move, maybe she got a job in a museum on san diego, and rather than just give two weeks notice and have a lame party, dave ROCKED IT OUT WITH HOT PEPPERS IN HIS ASS. think about that.

Team_Ramrod

01-12-2007, 08:07 PM

Thats pretty good...I can't see him leaving, maybe I just don't want to see him leave. I keep telling myself this is a bit, it just has to be. The way Ron and Fez were bantering before the final vote came in I thought for sure there was going to be some payoff and hillarity would ensue.Hillarity never came but a great deal of joy sure did when I heard he was staying. The biggest reason I can see it being a bit is because the vote came in to keep him until that guy called in and f'd it all up. I think it was then Ron seen an opportunity to run even more with the but and jumped at it.Maybe it's just me but a lot of the bits lately have to do with drama in the studio.... Earls Mr. Perfect streak....Dave Vs Earl.....Dave voted off.

lifeforms

01-12-2007, 08:29 PM

whiskyriver

01-12-2007, 08:46 PM

Dave had a good,no great run on the show. a very long life for a r&f producer. if
he's back great,if not we will learn to love the next guy or the next or the next or
the next..........

RobRealty.com

01-12-2007, 08:56 PM

"Maybe it's just me but a lot of the bits lately have to do with drama in the studio.... Earls Mr. Perfect streak....Dave Vs Earl.....Dave voted off."  Mr. Perfect couldn't have been scripted as the picks were before the games.  Dave vs. Earl is because Earl tows the corporate line too closely and Dave doesn't see the line at all.  Dave voted off may or may not be a bit, but unless someone bugged Ron's apartment, we'll find out on Monday.  My 2 cents are that if he is off, bring back Al Dukes.  If you never heard him, he is radio gold on RnF.More George Foreman Chicken

Bob Impact

01-12-2007, 09:04 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: Maybe it's just me but a lot of the bits lately have to do with drama in the studio.... Earls Mr. Perfect streak....Dave Vs Earl.....Dave voted off. Al vs. Joe, The Foosball table, The Pinball Table, Al vs. Billy, Al vs. Gay Randy, Billy relapsing, Wonderboy & Tenacious C, Lobster Claws, Billy getting Anthrax, Al vs. the sales staff, Wonderboy's back moles, Harry vs. Billy, Bill relapsing, AGAIN.  These are examples, and maybe a quarter of the possible examples of something like two years in R&F show history, the years many consider to be the absolute best of Ron and Fez, every single one born out of in studio drama.  I say MORE DRAMA!    ....    ....   And bring back Al Dukes.

Bob Impact

01-12-2007, 09:05 PM

SatCam wrote: If this is not a bit? WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY? <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/al_head_shaved_01.jpg" border="0" /> And seriously,this thread could not have been worded better for that gag.

Team_Ramrod

01-12-2007, 09:25 PM

RobRealty.com wrote: "Maybe it's just me but a lot of the bits lately have to do with drama in the studio.... Earls Mr. Perfect streak....Dave Vs Earl.....Dave voted off."  Mr. Perfect couldn't have been scripted as the picks were before the games.  Dave vs. Earl is because Earl tows the corporate line too closely and Dave doesn't see the line at all.  Dave voted off may or may not be a bit, but unless someone bugged Ron's apartment, we'll find out on Monday.  My 2 cents are that if he is off, bring back Al Dukes.  If you never heard him, he is radio gold on RnF.More George Foreman ChickenThe games were picked yes, but the events following his only loss of the season was what I was refering to.And We'll have to find out on Tuesday because Monday is best of.

RobRealty.com

01-12-2007, 09:26 PM

They're live on FM on Monday

Team_Ramrod

01-12-2007, 09:27 PM

Bob Impact wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: Maybe it's just me but a lot of the bits lately have to do with drama in the studio.... Earls Mr. Perfect streak....Dave Vs Earl.....Dave voted off. Al vs. Joe, The Foosball table, The Pinball Table, Al vs. Billy, Al vs. Gay Randy, Billy relapsing, Wonderboy & Tenacious C, Lobster Claws, Billy getting Anthrax, Al vs. the sales staff, Wonderboy's back moles, Harry vs. Billy, Bill relapsing, AGAIN.  These are examples, and maybe a quarter of the possible examples of something like two years in R&F show history, the years many consider to be the absolute best of Ron and Fez, every single one born out of in studio drama.  I say MORE DRAMA!    ....    ....   And bring back Al Dukes. Wow, you are wise sir. Teach me your ways! I want to learn.

realmenhatelife

01-12-2007, 09:37 PM

its definately a bit, maybe he will legitmately leave the shows or only be involved in one, but it wouldnt be going on in this way if it was legit.  its a funny ass bit too.

Bob Impact

01-12-2007, 09:39 PM

My way?<img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_albums/2/4/w/e2425366pwk.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" />

Team_Ramrod

01-12-2007, 09:43 PM

NO Realmenhateforlife! It is not a funny bit. If this is a bit it's tearing at my heart strings and breaking me down. I slammed some highschool kids head into the hood of my Jeep today because I'm cracking under the pressure!!!!!! If that wasn't bad enough, my son spilled milk thismorning when eating his cherios and I pulled him outside and rubbed his face into my rear window on my Jeep at the Ron and Fez sticker and yelled "This shit has to stop, No son of mine is going to grow up a failure like Earl....You see this sticker!!!!!!!!!??? You see this fucking sticker boy!!!!!!!!?????????????? If Ronnie knew my 4 year old son spilled his milk he'd never fuckin speak to me!!!!!!!!!!!!! You want to ruin me? You want to ruin me?!!! This 'bit' is going too far!

johnniewalker

01-12-2007, 09:43 PM

Him burning his balls on hot sauce being a bit for a way out is the stupidest thing i've ever heard.  I've never seen so many turncoats on this site.    It's bullshit.  You are not a true fan if you don't like Dave. 

Bob Impact

01-12-2007, 09:44 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: NO Realmenhateforlife! It is not a funny bit. If this is a bit it's tearing at my heart strings and breaking me down. I slammed some highschool kids head into the hood of my Jeep today because I'm cracking under the pressure!!!!!! If that wasn't bad enough, my son spilled milk thismorning when eating his cherios and I pulled him outside and rubbed his face into my rear window on my Jeep at the Ron and Fez sticker and yelled "This shit has to stop, No son of mine is going to grow up a failure like Earl....You see this sticker!!!!!!!!!??? You see this fucking sticker boy!!!!!!!!?????????????? If Ronnie knew my 4 year old son spilled his milk he'd never fuckin speak to me!!!!!!!!!!!!! You want to ruin me? You want to ruin me?!!! This 'bit' is going too far!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />  Seriously, who's better than Ramrod?

Team_Ramrod

01-12-2007, 09:45 PM

Bob Impact wrote: My way?<img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_albums/2/4/w/e2425366pwk.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /> Not that in depth, we'll keep it the legal teachings of Ron and Fez.I can't go to jail have my ass penetrated.... If I wanted that I'd take my lube and a dildo to the bathroom and.................... Nevermind, I'm going insane

Tax_Kuntz

01-12-2007, 10:34 PM

I think there's a loophole somewhere.  That being said...It's a bit!

Team_Ramrod

01-12-2007, 10:38 PM

You can't just say there's a loophole and not speculate. That's like saying to a chick "Do you want to fuck or should I appologize"? and appologizing before she even answers. I want Speculation damnit!

Wiggyof09

01-12-2007, 11:13 PM

If the guy had not called up and mentioned the 2 vote thing (I forgot who is was, but I hate him now) then the bit wuld have ended with the vote.  Since that got pointed out, Ron went with a new end to the bit.  It would not be funny if he didn't go with it.  That being said, I think Dave will be back on both shows if he wants to be.  I mean really, he would have to officially quit anyway right?  I don't think a caller vote counts as 2 weeks notice to your boss.Why the hell didn't Dave come in?  I know he's a bit burned, but I say throw on some ointment and come in anyway.

StupidGirlllll

01-13-2007, 03:37 AM

Remember WonderBoy & how he left or was forced to leave?

ReverseFP

01-13-2007, 04:34 AM

I'll be really, really pissed off if Dave is gone.  He brought so much energy to the show.  Without ESD, before long you'll find yourself with Earl and Bronx Johnny mumbling one word an hour, Fez off crying somewhere, and Ron sitting there by himself talking once again about what a movie/food/NYC/music snob he is.  So many times, at least once in two weeks, you'll hear "Dave, come in and talk about this" and it's pretty much a desperate plea for any sort of pulse.  Without Dave I don't think the show can reliably sustain three hours of programming.  People just run out of things to say.  AND, he's really funny.Ordinarily I'd think this was just a bit- R&F have seen enough "loser leaves the company" wrestling matches to know what the loopholes are- but I'm worried that the result of Dave leaving XM and staying at FM was exactly what the show needed to have happen.  Maybe Dave had to take a day job or maybe he didn't have the energy for a nine-hour shift.  In which case I REALLY wish he would have stayed at XM instead.

Yosammity

01-13-2007, 05:38 AM

You guys are missing the obvious signs...  The recent weight gain, time off the air because he's "sick", talk about marriage to West Side, the mood swings, the cravings for hot sauce...Could it be that ESD is in a family way?

boeman

01-13-2007, 08:02 AM

Yosammity wrote: You guys are missing the obvious signs...  The recent weight gain, time off the air because he's "sick", talk about marriage to West Side, the mood swings, the cravings for hot sauce...Could it be that ESD is in a family way?Dave better quit drinking so he doesn't have a retard ass baby.

sailor

01-13-2007, 08:05 AM

Dango727 wrote: <img src="http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/922/shonufffullsizegifwj6.jpg" border="0" /> This message was edited by Dango727 on 1-12-07 @ 10:28 PM Sho'Nuff!!

sailor

01-13-2007, 08:06 AM

Dango727 wrote: Sho Nuff! damn, didn't realise you'd responded to your own pic.  :(

shittyhambrgers

01-13-2007, 08:07 AM

johnniewalker wrote: Him burning his balls on hot sauce being a bit for a way out is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. I've never seen so many turncoats on this site. It's bullshit. You are not a true fan if you don't like Dave. don't tell me whether or not i'm a fan based on liking/disliking Dave.  last i recall, it's the RON and FEZ show.  i never liked Dave, but he grew on me.  this hot sauce bit (yes, i realize it's more real life than a bit) firmly planted my foot on the other side of the fence, and i def like the guy.  thats a serious bullet taken for the team.  that said.. as long as Earl stays, i don't care what happens.  Dave's a good guy, but he's replaceable.

Team_Ramrod

01-13-2007, 11:26 AM

shittyhambrgers wrote: johnniewalker wrote: Him burning his balls on hot sauce being a bit for a way out is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. I've never seen so many turncoats on this site. It's bullshit. You are not a true fan if you don't like Dave. don't tell me whether or not i'm a fan based on liking/disliking Dave.  last i recall, it's the RON and FEZ show.  i never liked Dave, but he grew on me.  this hot sauce bit (yes, i realize it's more real life than a bit) firmly planted my foot on the other side of the fence, and i def like the guy.  thats a serious bullet taken for the team.  that said.. as long as Earl stays, i don't care what happens.  Dave's a good guy, but he's replaceable. I guess ANY of the supporting staff is replaceable. The contributions to the show in terms of production aren't top notch by any means. It's the characters we become attached to that makes replacing them a difficult task. Maybe Dave is gone, some people will gravitate to his replacement quite easily but some people will sooner have Dave there. Earl can run the board, that's it. He doesn't bring anything to the table as far as on air presence. This is where Dave stands out.I think between Dave and Earl, Dave will be harder to replace.

johnniewalker

01-13-2007, 11:36 AM

shittyhambrgers wrote: johnniewalker wrote: Him burning his balls on hot sauce being a bit for a way out is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. I've never seen so many turncoats on this site. It's bullshit. You are not a true fan if you don't like Dave. don't tell me whether or not i'm a fan based on liking/disliking Dave. last i recall, it's the RON and FEZ show. i never liked Dave, but he grew on me. this hot sauce bit (yes, i realize it's more real life than a bit) firmly planted my foot on the other side of the fence, and i def like the guy. thats a serious bullet taken for the team. that said.. as long as Earl stays, i don't care what happens. Dave's a good guy, but he's replaceable.  I was just saying something completely inflammatory, but I really like Dave too.  He's done a a lot for the show.  He's gotten the two other message boards really behind the show.  Harry sucked and people loved to hate him.  Dave's talented and people love and love to hate him.  It's probably a bit, but I thought people would be more behind him on this site.

Mongrel

01-13-2007, 11:43 AM

Am I the only one that heard Ron say to Fez to straighten up or he'll be on vacation next week with Dave? Dave's just going on vacation this week, and the bit is, is he gone???? The big problem I have is at the end of the hot sauce bit, Ron turned total pussy and kept saying it Jay's idea, Jay poured the sauce down ESD's pants, blah blah blah. He must've said it 3 or 4 times. What happened to being a stand up guy and not saying shit? All that stuff about "Fez would talk to the 911 operator" must've been misdirected.

This message was edited by Mongrel on 1-13-07 @ 3:44 PM

Squigs

01-13-2007, 11:46 AM

<img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9510/shonuff1mt.jpg" border="0" width="277" height="289" /> KISS MY CONVERSE!

This message was edited by Squigs on 1-13-07 @ 3:46 PM

happytypinggirl

01-13-2007, 01:40 PM

um.....I love East Side Dave!But more on topic---I like the land of choclate and flying ponies, and I like magic tricks to seem like magic, sooooo...no tearing down the third wall, or peeking behind the curtain for me.  Did that make any sense?

Don Stugots

01-13-2007, 02:49 PM

how could anyone hate ron is beyond me.  or even be mad at him.  if the people saying that they hate him are from other sites then keep that talk over there.  we have a "pissy" rep. here as it is. if people think about it for a minute rather than jumping the gun here is a theroy: Pitz and Johnny need jobs.  there is only enough jobs to go around and at this point Dave has two jobs.  Maybe R&F came to him and asked him to step away from one job to open a slot for Pitz and/or Johnny.  Maybe it was Dave's idea, whatever, and this was the way to bring out on the air and make for some good radio.

Team_Ramrod

01-13-2007, 02:51 PM

Don Stugots wrote: how could anyone hate ron is beyond me.  or even be mad at him.  if the people saying that they hate him are from other sites then keep that talk over there.  we have a "pissy" rep. here as it is. if people think about it for a minute rather than jumping the gun here is a theroy: Pitz and Johnny need jobs.  there is only enough jobs to go around and at this point Dave has two jobs.  Maybe R&F came to him and asked him to step away from one job to open a slot for Pitz and/or Johnny.  Maybe it was Dave's idea, whatever, and this was the way to bring out on the air and make for some good radio.   How come Stu?

TappyFez

01-13-2007, 09:11 PM

happytypinggirl wrote: um.....I love East Side Dave!But more on topic---I like the land of choclate and flying ponies, and I like magic tricks to seem like magic, sooooo...no tearing down the third wall, or peeking behind the curtain for me.  Did that make any sense? Perfect sense HTG.       Dave is Ronnie's punching bag, he's not going anywhere.....well, I hope not.

smleeth

01-15-2007, 08:02 AM

johnniewalker wrote: Him burning his balls on hot sauce being a bit for a way out is the stupidest thing i've ever heard.  I've never seen so many turncoats on this site.    It's bullshit.  You are not a true fan if you don't like Dave.  I've listened almost every single day for 2+ years now.  ESD sucks balls and the show has taken a turn for the worse since he became the second luckiest person on radio besides hoo hoo Robin.  Don't tell me I'm not a "true fan".  No...I wasn't around for the "good old days" but I'm glad that I dedicate a few hours of each day to my buddays...Also...ESD is not "talented" at anything other than being an over-the-top attention whore.

This message was edited by smleeth on 1-15-07 @ 12:04 PM

Kerouac931

01-15-2007, 02:35 PM

reeshy wrote: WOW, Johnny.....My thoughts excatly.....I'm a very long time listener...and Ronny has changed drastically over the last few months...he really has started to turn me off....I'm hoping it's just a long term bit and things will get back to normal soon...if not.....I'm gone!!! You actually BUY this bit? There's no way this bit is real.

Butters266

01-15-2007, 05:14 PM

I'm assuming this is a bit. I really enjoy Dave, I think the show is more entertaining with him. Hopefully the bit ends this week.

reeshy

01-16-2007, 02:44 AM

Kerouac931 wrote: reeshy wrote: WOW, Johnny.....My thoughts excatly.....I'm a very long time listener...and Ronny has changed drastically over the last few months...he really has started to turn me off....I'm hoping it's just a long term bit and things will get back to normal soon...if not.....I'm gone!!! You actually BUY this bit? There's no way this bit is real.HA.....and you think I'm, "doesn't get the bit guy"!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA

indymike

01-16-2007, 04:39 AM

Team_Ramrod wrote: You can't just say there's a loophole and not speculate. That's like saying to a chick "Do you want to fuck or should I appologize"? and appologizing before she even answers. I want Speculation damnit!Notice Jay Mohr hasn't been heard from since the show where he assaulted Dave with Hot Sauce?  Perhaps there is pending litigation so they don't want Dave in studio until this is all worked out and the whole vote thing was rigged as an excuse to keep Dave away for a bit.