The "Multi-Purpose" Post....

[Gaia]

<p>It's one of my study nights, so I usually eat the shit I'm not supposed to be having&nbsp;because alot of the normal places are not&nbsp;open for my healthy favorites, or I just feel lazy and dont want to get my ass outta the car....&nbsp;I went to teh Wendy's. </p><p>I made some&nbsp;observations&nbsp;on&nbsp;my Journey....</p><p>1) The woman who usually&nbsp;takes orders at the drive through has been there a a long time, and I have had several run in's with her. She is not the nicest.... I fantasize about pulling up to the window, and when she hands me my bag o' goods I punch her in the eye and peel out laughing. </p><p>I would never do it.</p><p>2) Is there some unwritten or newly established rule of driving? Im waiting at the exit/entrance to pull out to&nbsp;2 lanes of traffic, theres an oncoming car (that does not have its signal on mind you; I FUCKING hate that) At this point I am in the exit/entrance ALL the way over to the RIGHT to make my RIGHT hand turn...as I should be. This car pulls up to the entrance/exit like he needs a burger...but instead of pulling in he just sits on the shoulder. As if to say; &quot;I cant get in asshole, theres not enough room!!&quot; Well I NEVER. This assface had enough room to get&nbsp;a&nbsp;Mac truck in,&nbsp;and didn't. So what the fuck was this guys issue? Was he just retarded, or is there something I need to know???? Help me out on this one. </p><p>3) The nuggets...of course people do it with the fries, but with the nuggets you have to kidnap one from the bag way before you get home and make sweet sweet love to it. Does anyone else have a problem keeping thier mits off the booty before you get home??</p><p>4) Teh Wendy's chili. &nbsp;Since theres not a fully operational kitchen here yet (remodelling), Shit is displaced all around that area, some things in boxes some not. I need chili powder, It's a MUST for ANY Chili......so I go look for it. It's nowhere to be found. I need it! I submit to you....<font size="4"><strong>&nbsp;</strong></font></p><p><font size="4"><strong>&quot;Where is the chili powder!!??&quot;</strong></font></p><p><strong><font size="1">So these are my observations....what are the answers to my questions...and what kind of shit did you observe this evening?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="4"></font></strong></p>

[torker]

<p>Meet me in the multi-purpose room for further discussion of this topic.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.acp-hillsboro.org/images/BH-sign_rm.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="216" /></p>

[weekapaugjz]

<p>noticed a few things today as well...</p><p>children (and maybe some people on this board, from what i read) completely zone out once they get a nintendo ds in front of their face.&nbsp; im working part time at a ymca after school care while i finish up my degree.&nbsp; as soon as one of these things come out, every kid hovers around it like bees to get a look at how a kid is raising his &quot;dog&quot;.&nbsp; one kid in particular is a little crazy, been running around all day and being nuts, starts playing with the ds and never heard a peep out of him for 20 mins.&nbsp; i wish i had 20 of these so i didnt have to chase kids around telling them to stop pushing each other and all that fun shit. </p><p>i dont feel like typing anymore right now, i may add some more observations later.&nbsp;</p>

[Gaia]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Meet me in the multi-purpose room for further discussion of this topic.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>I dont get it. </p>

[torker]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Meet me in the multi-purpose room for further discussion of this topic.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>I dont get it. </p><p>neither do I</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I went to a wake tonight for an extremely popular and well-liked man.&nbsp; It was the second day of viewings and there was easily over 500 people there.&nbsp; I heard there were over 700 this afternoon and even more yesterday. &nbsp;<br /> </p><p>It just hit me that there must be hundreds of thousands of &quot;hometown heroes&quot; all over the world who truly make a difference in many people's lives. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[TheGameHHH]

<p>tonight i observed that no matter how many times they play a season, i love going to a Devils game and watching them beat the Rangers.</p><p>also Gaia, not only do i make sweet sweet love to nuggets on the way home, sometimes im so forceful i dont even think the nuggets enjoy it. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheGameHHH on 1-16-07 @ 11:51 PM</span>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Meet me in the multi-purpose room for further discussion of this topic. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I dont get it. </p><p>neither do I</p><p>&nbsp;I get it. </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Meet me in the multi-purpose room for further discussion of this topic. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I dont get it. </p><p>neither do I</p><p>&nbsp;I get it. </p><p>from who?</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I really, really, REALLY want to punch one of my neighbors in the face.

[Gaia]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Meet me in the multi-purpose room for further discussion of this topic. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I dont get it. </p><p>neither do I</p><p>&nbsp;I get it. </p><p>from who?</p><p>Yeah, who's touching you where your bathing suit is??</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's one of my study nights, so I usually eat the shit I'm not supposed to be having because alot of the normal places are not open for my healthy favorites, or I just feel lazy and dont want to get my ass outta the car.... I went to teh Wendy's.&nbsp;</p>For me, Wendys <strong>IS</strong> the healthy stuff. &nbsp;Apparently you've never made a meal out of cheesecake and pretzels. &nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

I notice that people with bad breath always want to tell you secrets

[Poochie]

<p>I have observed what an electricity whore I am. Right now, I am on my computer, i have my tv on mute with the simpsons on, my xm on, my heater going, every light in the apartment on, my air purifier going, and my fan running to keep that smoke from wafting towards my cranky old neighbors.</p><p>and to think there are starving children in the world..i should be ashamed.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>WARNING:&nbsp; Shock Post Ahead.&nbsp; Read at your own risk.</p><p>I had steak fajitas for dinner tonight at Houlihan's.&nbsp; Fantastically delicious, but they've been tearing my insides apart all night.&nbsp; I just took a massive BM.&nbsp;&nbsp;Rather than stinking up the bathroom as I expected, it is instead filled with the sweet aroma of said fajitas.&nbsp; Made me hungry all over again as I sat on the bowl.&nbsp; Crazy shit (literally).&nbsp; Anybody have this happen to them, where your shit smells exactly like the last thing you ate?&nbsp; Happens to me a lot.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote: <p>3) The nuggets...of course people do it with the fries, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">but with the nuggets you have to kidnap one from the bag way before you get home and make sweet sweet love to it</font>. Does anyone else have a problem keeping thier mits off the booty before you get home??</p>I've never wanted to be a chicken nugget so badly in my life as I do this very moment.

[reeshy]

Sometimes I surprise even me....last night I made the best Beef Florentine I ever had.....MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[patsopinion]

Holey s fuzzy!&nbsp; i have a neighbor that id like to teach his whife hoz boss to while he was strapped in a chair and not only forced to watch but id bring a hooker to jerk him while i did her just so that when she looked up from her rape induced daze she realized he kind of liked it even if he didnt.&nbsp; OOOOOh i hate that guy&nbsp;<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />I really, really, REALLY want to punch one of my neighbors in the face.<p>&nbsp;</p>

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">just be careful she does not put anything else in your chili..I am never nasty to food handlers &amp; if i EVER WAS I would never go back there. </font>

[Don Stugots]

no matter what the day my bring, i will still hate my job.

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>StupidGirlllll</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">just be careful she does not put anything else in your chili..I am never nasty to food handlers &amp; if i EVER WAS I would never go back there. </font><p>be careful with that chili, you never know what could be in it...&nbsp;</p><p>http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/501/img_07.gif&nbsp;</p><p>After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili.&nbsp; Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott?&nbsp; I call it, &quot;Mr. &amp; Mrs. Tenorman Chili.&quot;</p>

[KC2OSO]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>WARNING: Shock Post Ahead. Read at your own risk.</p><p>I had steak fajitas for dinner tonight at Houlihan's. Fantastically delicious, but they've been tearing my insides apart all night. I just took a massive BM. Rather than stinking up the bathroom as I expected, it is instead filled with the sweet aroma of said fajitas. Made me hungry all over again as I sat on the bowl. Crazy shit (literally). Anybody have this happen to them, where your shit smells exactly like the last thing you ate? Happens to me a lot.</p><p>&nbsp;Maybe your GI tract is on strike?</p><p><img src="http://www.njmikec.com/images/hahashow.jpg" border="0" width="254" height="167" />&nbsp;</p>

[grlNIN]

<p>Today i was given a bottle of vicodin on my lunch break.</p><p>I will be observing it later tonight.&nbsp;</p>

[angrymissy]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>StupidGirlllll</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">just be careful she does not put anything else in your chili..I am never nasty to food handlers &amp; if i EVER WAS I would never go back there. </font><p>be careful with that chili, you never know what could be in it... </p><p><img src="http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/501/img_07.gif" border="0" /> </p><p>After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, &quot;Mr. &amp; Mrs. Tenorman Chili.&quot;</p><p> Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!</p><p><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/GMCOMP%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-6.jpg" border="0" /><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/GMCOMP%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-7.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Scottcartman.gif" border="0" width="400" height="300" />&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, Scott! Your tears are so yummy and sweet!...Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy! My-yummy, you guys!&quot;</p><p>My favorite South Park episode ever&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-19-07 @ 3:21 PM</span>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Its my second favorite<img src="http://www.bigraysworld.com/myspaceDarth_Chef.jpg" border="0" width="482" height="386" /></font>

[FartyPneumonia]

<a target='blank' href=http://www.streamerp2p.com/index.php?t=posse+radio>don the hypnotist</a>