Doctor goes off half cocked

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=33257&amp;in_page_id=2">Yee-Ouch!!</a></p><p class="article">Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper. </p><p class="article">Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital. </p><p class="article">&nbsp;</p>

[Kevin]

<p>I would kill that Dr...Seriously.... And there jury in the World that would convict me.... All my lawyer would have to say is......</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="7">HE CUT HIS DICK OFF EARL!</font></p>

[A.J.]

A Romanian court has now awarded Radonescu &pound;20,000 costs &ndash; to pay for the operation to rebuild his ruined penis using tissue from his arm &ndash; as well as 100,000 pounds in damages. <p>Talk about costing an arm and a leg.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[cupcakelove]

Holy shit this story is giving me a panic attack.&nbsp; I think I'm going to pull a febreeze.

[nevnut]

<p>This thread is worthless without pics.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>NO HOMO!!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

has anyone seen Dick Hertz, paging Dick Hertz...

[Cleophus James]

<p><img src="http://www.sawstop.com/graphics/hot_dog_white.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="150" /></p><p><img src="http://www.heb.com/images/buddy/recipes/hotDiggity.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="200" />&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread is worthless without pics.</p><p><img src="http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1777786/2/istockphoto_1777786_frankfurter_sliced_seven_cuts_ img_1_9_serie.jpg" border="0" width="380" height="252" /></p>

[Cleophus James]

<p><img src="http://www.plasticsmachining.com/images/hotdog.jpg" border="0" width="196" height="216" /></p><p><img src="http://www.e-obento.com/kennkyuu/kazari-cut/20030728-zou-s.jpg" border="0" width="114" height="121" />&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread is worthless without pics</p><p><img src="http://foodmuseum.typepad.com/food_museum_blog/images/sliced_duck_meat.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="336" /></p>

[Cleophus James]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread is worthless without pics</p><p><img src="http://foodmuseum.typepad.com/food_museum_blog/images/sliced_duck_meat.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="336" /></p><p>&nbsp;Wow the doc had good presentation<br /> </p>

[nevnut]

I knew I could count on you guys!

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>ESDsucks@life</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread is worthless without pics</p><p><img src="http://foodmuseum.typepad.com/food_museum_blog/images/sliced_duck_meat.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="336" /></p><p>&nbsp;Wow the doc had good presentation</p><p>and that's not hollandaise sauce my friend...</p>

[Cleophus James]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ESDsucks@life</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread is worthless without pics</p><p><img src="http://foodmuseum.typepad.com/food_museum_blog/images/sliced_duck_meat.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="336" /></p><p> Wow the doc had good presentation</p><p>and that's not hollandaise sauce my friend...</p><p>&nbsp;that dick had good marblization<br /> </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>ESDsucks@life</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ESDsucks@life</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread is worthless without pics</p><p><img src="http://foodmuseum.typepad.com/food_museum_blog/images/sliced_duck_meat.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="336" /></p><p>Wow the doc had good presentation</p><p>and that's not hollandaise sauce my friend...</p><p>&nbsp;that dick had good marblization</p><p>the stepkids look yummy...</p>

[mendyweiss]

That's what you get for getting your nuts worked on in Bucharest !!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>the irony is once the doctor realized what he had done he took a selfish attitude. someone overheard him say &quot; hey, no skin off my arm &quot;...&nbsp; little did he know</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>okay i'm getting a little carried away now</p>