My cat pooped and now I can't find it

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>And it's driving me crazy! </p><p>I admit I was a little lacks on cleaning the litter box the past couple of days. i should have known better considering how vindictive cats are. I know it's Alice because she's running around the apt like she has a bug up her butt. </p><p>I've looked in corners and under the futon but I can't find anything. But it sure is stinky. She doesn't normally do this. It's usually Lloyd who'll pee on the bath mat if the accommodations are not up to his liking.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/images/thumb/e/ed/Simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg/180px-Simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="208" /><br />&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

<p>oh man...youre in some shit arent you?&nbsp; did you check under your bed, maybe in the boxspring or the closet?&nbsp; or maybe its just the catbox thats smelling and the odor is lingering?&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;The quest for the Poop...man thats tough!</p>

[Tall_James]

Check in your shoes.

[Tall_James]

That's where I would go.

[Tall_James]

And I promise not to do it again.

[TheVHD]

Check behind any dressers or radiators...

[mendyweiss]

An upper decker ??

[FUNKMAN]

<p>maybe she went in the toilet?&nbsp; sometimes I'll poop, and a big poop too,&nbsp;and before i flush i'll look into the toilet and there is nothing there???&nbsp; one of life's greatest mysteries</p><p>also check the cereal boxes</p>

[Andomray]

Check the closet floors.ÿ That's where my cat goes.

[Tall_James]

<img src="http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/splioplyte/morning_snooze.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="308" />

[PapaBear]

Just be glad you can find your own poo.

[riverofpiss]

My cat will use the plants around the house and bury it in the dirt but it still stinks.&nbsp; Check your plants if you have any.&nbsp; And wash the litterbox out real good.&nbsp; It could just be the litterbox is saturated with that smell.

[angrymissy]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And it's driving me crazy! </p><p>I admit I was a little lacks on cleaning the litter box the past couple of days. i should have known better considering how vindictive cats are. I know it's Alice because she's running around the apt like she has a bug up her butt. </p><p>I've looked in corners and under the futon but I can't find anything. But it sure is stinky. She doesn't normally do this. It's usually Lloyd who'll pee on the bath mat if the accommodations are not up to his liking. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/images/thumb/e/ed/Simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg/180px-Simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="208" /><br /> </p><p>WTF is with cats and peeing on the bathmat... why is the bathmat ALWAYS a pee magnet?&nbsp; </p><p>And now the dog has joined in and peed on the bathmats as well&nbsp;</p>

[yomudder21]

<font size="2">I would move right away. Either that or burn that place down and start over.&nbsp; Those two options are the only ones that make sense to me.</font>

[crb1]

<p>If you'd like, I can bring our beagle over.&nbsp; </p><p>He'll find it...and then eat it.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/splioplyte/morning_snooze.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="308" /> <p>Hilarious!&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>crb1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you'd like, I can bring our beagle over.&nbsp; </p><p>He'll find it...and then eat it.</p><p>Brilliant!</p><p><img src="http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/12/27/inside1-guinness.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="180" /></p>

[Ritalin]

<strong>crb1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you'd like, I can bring our beagle over. </p><p>He'll find it...and then eat it.</p><p>Ugh, that's so foul. Gonna make me puke&nbsp;</p>

[BoondockSaint]

Just walk around barefoot for a while.&nbsp; You'll find it.

[ralphbxny]

This is why I dont want a pet. I know how vendictive I am!

[Jughead]

Maybe the kitty just farted......

[crb1]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>crb1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you'd like, I can bring our beagle over. </p><p>He'll find it...and then eat it.</p><p>Ugh, that's so foul. Gonna make me puke&nbsp;</p><p>So foul, yet so accurate.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p><span class="postbody"><em>why is the bathmat ALWAYS a pee magnet?</em> </span></p><p>And cat vomit. They'll puke and 90% of it will hit the bathmat and the rest on the tile floor. </p><p>The smell has disipated. Either that ot I'm just used to it. &nbsp;</p><p>Otis is the most thoughtful. He'll pee and poop in the bathtub.&nbsp;</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/splioplyte/morning_snooze.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="308" /><p> I know someone whose cat climbed into his shorts as he was dropping a deuce. And the cat pee'd in his shorts. Classic! </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-18-07 @ 4:31 PM</span>

[sailor]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And it's driving me crazy! </p><p>I admit I was a little lacks on cleaning the litter box the past couple of days. i should have known better considering how vindictive cats are. I know it's Alice because she's running around the apt like she has a bug up her butt. </p><p>I've looked in corners and under the futon but I can't find anything. But it sure is stinky. She doesn't normally do this. It's usually Lloyd who'll pee on the bath mat if the accommodations are not up to his liking. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/images/thumb/e/ed/Simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg/180px-Simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="208" /><br /> </p><p>WTF is with cats and peeing on the bathmat... why is the bathmat ALWAYS a pee magnet? </p><p>And now the dog has joined in and peed on the bathmats as well </p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">one of ours cats used to use the tub if things weren't great.&nbsp; i think they associate it (and bath mats) with water and that's why.&nbsp; if they go on the bath mat or into the tub right after you use them, they might think that's where you go. </font></p>

[ChrisTheCop]

maybe your neighbor invented va-poo-rizer and tested it at your house...... jealous??

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Just follow your nose, it always knows, the odor of poop, wherever it grows...</font>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.dcist.com/attachments/dcist_martin/Toucan%20Sam.JPG" border="0" width="200" height="151" /></p><p><font size="2">and if that doesn't work, I'd try a bottle of</font> </p><p><img src="http://images.orgill.com/200x200/6072821.JPG" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></p>

[Jennitalia]

i have 4 cats and two little boxes, so&nbsp;i have to clean it all the time otherwise it's just a disaster.&nbsp; my male cats always make the biggest poopies, i cant believe some of the poops come out of such small hineys.&nbsp; Jasmine has to be&nbsp;locked&nbsp;in a room&nbsp;anytime we eat,&nbsp;and once in a while she'll&nbsp;take revenge and just poop on the floor, or on&nbsp;something of ours.&nbsp;&nbsp;luckily, though, it's usually on one of my guy's things.&nbsp; &nbsp;and every once in a while, they'll drop off a li'l poopie in the middle of the floor.&nbsp;

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>So what youre saying is, you shoul dkeep your box clean, even if you have two?</p><p>Good advice for young women and foreigners out there.&nbsp;</p>

[MellySmelly]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>maybe she went in the toilet?&nbsp; sometimes I'll poop, and a big poop too,&nbsp;and before i flush i'll look into the toilet and there is nothing there???&nbsp; one of life's greatest mysteries</p><p>That's one of the only magic tricks that I can do.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fuzzy, do you have a dog too, maybe the dog ate it.</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>maybe she went in the toilet? sometimes I'll poop, and a big poop too, and before i flush i'll look into the toilet and there is nothing there??? one of life's greatest mysteries</p><p>That's one of the only magic tricks that I can do.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fuzzy, do you have a dog too, maybe the dog ate it.</p><p>&nbsp;I used to have a dachshund that would treat the litterbox like a cookie jar.</p>

[Chigworthy]

It is not possible for me to understand having a tray of actual <em>shit</em> sitting about the house.&nbsp; It's carnivore shit, too.

[Gvac]

<p>I've had my cat nearly 4 years and she's never pissed or shit anywhere but in her litterbox.&nbsp; </p><p>Am I just lucky or do I happen to have an exceptional cat? &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Midkiff]

Did you check in your mouth?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p><strong><em>Am I just lucky or do I happen to have an exceptional cat? </em></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p> <p> You must be fastidious when it comes to the litter box.</p><p>I'm lucky. I have one litter box and 3 cats and all has worked out well so far, with a few exceptions. And it's usually my fault.</p><p>Years ago, my cat Angus pushed the dirty litter box into my bed room at 5am. That was a hint and a half for my ass. &nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p><strong><font size="1">My cat pooped and now I can't find it</font></strong> </p><p>maybe it ran up a tree.&nbsp; the fire department can help get it down.</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Crisis averted: The smell is gone now that I threw out the dirty litter and cleaned the litter box.

[Fallon]

My cat asks to go (meows and scratches doors) out and pisses and shits outside. When I let my rabbit out of the cage he uses the litter box.