R&F FreeFM Listening Thread for 1/18/07

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>my grandma called her couch a divan.</p><p>and in ny, i call them subs...but on my way home, i cant wait to get a grinder!!&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

Don't start with the HERO thing!!!!

[lleeder]

<font size="3">&quot;Baby&quot;...hmmm I thought the Midnight Rider always said &quot;Baby&quot;...hmmmm?</font>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>For all the cries of &quot;asskisser&quot; I'd like to point out that I never joined &quot;Sheep's Peeps&quot; and yet<strong> I'm still ahead of you all in points.</strong> </p><p>Shame on you all and your petty jealousies. </p><p>(cough cough)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I meant all the crybabies, my love. &nbsp;</p><p>You are beyond such pedestrian pursuits. &nbsp;</p><p>and THATS why Gvac has my heart!</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Fez - &quot;The whiter the better.&quot;</p><p>Isolate that. &nbsp;</p>

[plexo66]

<p>There is a meat in England you get from the local fish and chip shop called &quot;donner meat&quot; looks like inedible grey crap</p>

[Hottub]

I'm sorry you had to hear that, Earl.

[Sheeplovr]

man all this sandwich talk im hungry i should eat dinner<br />

[Gvac]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I meant all the crybabies, my love. </p><p>You are beyond such pedestrian pursuits. </p><p>and THATS why Gvac has my heart!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /> </p>

[EQ]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />What about Davenport instead of couch or sofa? <p>Or a chesterfield?</p><p>Cold cuts / Lunch meat</p><p>Soda / Pop</p><p>Snow hat / Touque</p><p>Gas/ Petro</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Where's RiverofPiss ?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>~ ..... ?</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>EQ</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Reilly,&nbsp; How does&nbsp;the jet-pack work in the rain?&nbsp; Slow down your commute at all?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>~ ah, forget it</p><p>hahaha!&nbsp; my jet back burns holes in peoples winter hats!&nbsp; </p>

[Arch Stanton]

<p>Absolutely spot on Ron. Best part of the Country for Bread is right here. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How 'bout Katz's on Houston? </p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>For all the cries of &quot;asskisser&quot; I'd like to point out that I never joined &quot;Sheep's Peeps&quot; and yet<strong> I'm still ahead of you all in points.</strong> </p><p>Shame on you all and your petty jealousies. </p><p>(cough cough)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I meant all the crybabies, my love. &nbsp;</p><p>You are beyond such pedestrian pursuits. &nbsp;</p><p>and THATS why Gvac has my heart!</p><p>Right because he's an&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; oh nevermind</p>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>plexo66</strong> wrote:<br /><p>There is a meat in England you get from the local fish and chip shop called &quot;donner meat&quot; looks like inedible grey crap</p><p>&nbsp;that stuff can be fantastic if you get the right place </p>

[MadMatt]

<p>That sonofabitch stole my davenport line...</p><p>And it's a brand name.</p>

[Hottub]

A Davenport sounds like a cigarette.

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>plexo66</strong> wrote:<br /><p>There is a meat in England you get from the local fish and chip shop called &quot;donner meat&quot; looks like inedible grey crap</p><p>They call that Scrapple in P.A.</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>and THATS why Gvac has my heart!</p><p>Right because he's an oh nevermind</p><p>And I was planning on proposing to you in Hoboken. &nbsp;</p><p>I hope you're happy, Angelina. &nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EQ</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Reilly,&nbsp; How does&nbsp;the jet-pack work in the rain?&nbsp; Slow down your commute at all?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>~ ah, forget it</p><p>hahaha!&nbsp; my jet back burns holes in peoples winter hats!&nbsp; </p><p>Ah, yes, but does it burn pockets in your holes?</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">What about garage or car hole?</font> <p>&nbsp;car hole doesnt make sense at all </p><p><img src="http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/moe.jpg" border="0" width="210" height="210" /></p><p><font size="3"><br /><a name="897636"></a>&nbsp;<div class="comments">Moe: &quot;The GARAGE&quot; Hey, fellas, &quot;the GARAGE&quot;. Well, oh-la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman. <br />Homer: What do you call it? <br />Moe: A carhole.<br /></div></font></p>

[reillyluck]

<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> <strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>For all the cries of &quot;asskisser&quot; I'd like to point out that I never joined &quot;Sheep's Peeps&quot; and yet<strong> I'm still ahead of you all in points.</strong> </p><p>Shame on you all and your petty jealousies. </p><p>(cough cough)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I meant all the crybabies, my love. &nbsp;</p><p>You are beyond such pedestrian pursuits. &nbsp;</p><p>and THATS why Gvac has my heart!</p><p>Right because he's an&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; oh nevermind</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>and THATS why Gvac has my heart!</p><p>Right because he's an oh nevermind</p><p>And I was planning on proposing to you in Hoboken. &nbsp;</p><p>I hope you're happy, Angelina. &nbsp;</p><p>No mix for you!</p>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That sonofabitch stole my davenport line...</p><p>And it's a brand name.</p><p>Happens all the time. They lurk and steal the good lines to call in.</p>

[mikeyboy]

Isn't all ice technically water ice?

[Gvac]

<p><img src="http://www.barryfarm.com/images/product/cake_decor/jimmies.JPG" border="0" width="564" height="303" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Isn't all ice technically water ice?<p>&nbsp;i always thought that all the time&nbsp; </p>

[lleeder]

<p><font size="3">I love this discussion</font></p>

[Captain Rooster]

cigarette = fag&nbsp; in Europe

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">What about garage or car hole?</font> <p>&nbsp;car hole doesnt make sense at all </p><p><img src="http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/moe.jpg" border="0" width="210" height="210" /></p><p><font size="3"><br /><a name="897636" title="897636"></a>&nbsp;* class=&quot;comments&quot;&gt;Moe: &quot;The GARAGE&quot; Hey, fellas, &quot;the GARAGE&quot;. Well, oh-la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman. <br />Homer: What do you call it? <br />Moe: A carhole.<br /></font></p><p>A Car Slip</p>

[PigShitIrish]

I'm from the philly burbs and we always called them jimmies.

[riverofpiss]

<strong>EQ</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />What about Davenport instead of couch or sofa? <p>Or a chesterfield?</p><p>Cold cuts / Lunch meat</p><p>Soda / Pop</p><p>Snow hat / Touque</p><p>Gas/ Petro</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Where's RiverofPiss ?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>~ ..... ?</p><p>My grandparents called the couch a chesterfield.&nbsp; I have no idea where that comes from.</p><p>I gotta go cold cuts, pop, touque, gas in that order.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

why would you say coke when you mean 7up?&nbsp; weird.

[Hottub]

Soda = Coke time!

[ChrisTheCop]

wow..look at all those sprinkles!

[MadMatt]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br />cigarette = fag&nbsp; in Europe <p>GVAC is acting like such a cigarette tonight.</p><p><font color="#999999">-jk Budday</font></p>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EQ</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Reilly,&nbsp; How does&nbsp;the jet-pack work in the rain?&nbsp; Slow down your commute at all?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>~ ah, forget it</p><p>hahaha!&nbsp; my jet back burns holes in peoples winter hats!&nbsp; </p><p>Ah, yes, but does it burn pockets in your holes?</p><p>They say hot sauce is good for that.</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No mix for you!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sorry baby! </p><p>I didn't mean it!</p><p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Jake.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[plexo66]

I was in s F&amp;C shop after my grandas funeral in Manchester UK &nbsp;and my bro and me asked wtf was that 3 ft long 12inch wide slab of grey shit. She tells us donner meat. I tell her the short version of the donner pass story and for the next ten minutes we gaged every time someone ordred it

[Sheeplovr]

my nana says nap sack and calls anyone whos a boy whos a friend a boyfirend so she asks if im going out wiht my boyfriend<br />

[Hottub]

Nice Ani!!!

[FezPaul]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Isn't all ice technically water ice? <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Couldn't any substance that can be gas, liquid or solid, when in it's solid form be called ice?</font></strong></p>

[Hottub]

How about Shit House.

[Drunky McBetidont]

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[plexo66]

<em>Shitter= LOO</em>

[angelinad128]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No mix for you!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sorry baby! </p><p>I didn't mean it!</p><p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Jake.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="349" />&nbsp;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />&nbsp;&nbsp; ok this time...chocolate right?</p>

[reillyluck]

wow! i remember when my 4th grade teacher mr. speena made us say lavatory...bastid!

[Gvac]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Isn't all ice technically water ice? <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Couldn't any substance that can be gas, liquid or solid, when in it's solid form be called ice?</font></strong></p><p>No.&nbsp; How about shit?&nbsp;</p>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Isn't all ice technically water ice? <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Couldn't any substance that can be gas, liquid or solid, when in it's solid form be called ice?</font></strong></p><p>No. How about shit? </p><p>hes right.</p><p>no.</p>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />How about Shit House. <p>The Shitter and on the Hopper</p>

[EQ]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />my nana says nap sack and calls anyone whos a boy whos a friend a boyfirend so she asks if im going out wiht my boyfriend<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nana for MOD!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (NFM)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Isn't all ice technically water ice? <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Couldn't any substance that can be gas, liquid or solid, when in it's solid form be called ice?</font></strong></p><p>No.&nbsp; How about shit?&nbsp;</p><p>freeze it</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Angelina...you understand how important this is, right? </p><p>It's the Carnation Chocolate Malted Milk mix...NOT the Instant Breakfast. &nbsp;</p><p>PLEASE!!!</p><p><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FIFEH6.01._AA280_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_V51601205_.jp g" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

&quot;You sound like something that fell out of Little Steven's pants.&quot; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

[MadMatt]

They just used the term &quot;book bag&quot; in the JV &amp; Elvis promo!

[moochcassidy]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Angelina...you understand how important this is, right? </p><p>It's the Carnation <strong>Chocolate Malted Milk </strong>mix...NOT the Instant Breakfast. </p><p>PLEASE!!!</p><p><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FIFEH6.01._AA280_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_V51601205_.jp g" border="0" /> </p><p>&nbsp;im starvin for<strong> </strong>Chocolate Malted Milk<strong> </strong></p>

[Gvac]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />They just used the term &quot;book bag&quot; in the JV &amp; Elvis promo!<p>Are you the one calling in with all of those &quot;Doghouse&quot; pranks? &nbsp;</p><p>So sad. &nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Isn't all ice technically water ice? <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Couldn't any substance that can be gas, liquid or solid, when in it's solid form be called ice?</font></strong></p><p>No. How about shit? </p><p>hes right.</p><p>no.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I suppose you guys never had a shitcicle.</font></strong></p>

[plexo66]

<font size="2"><strong>Jim</strong> Nantz went to my High School Marlboro High School in Jersey. I pissed in the same stall as JIM does that make me famous??</font>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Angelina...you understand how important this is, right? </p><p>It's the Carnation <strong>Chocolate Malted Milk </strong>mix...NOT the Instant Breakfast. </p><p>PLEASE!!!</p><p><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FIFEH6.01._AA280_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_V51601205_.jp g" border="0" width="280" height="280" /> </p><p>&nbsp;im starvin for<strong> </strong>Chocolate Malted Milk<strong> </strong></p><p>Sorry, Fresh out</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />They just used the term &quot;book bag&quot; in the JV &amp; Elvis promo! <p>Are you the one calling in with all of those &quot;Doghouse&quot; pranks? &nbsp;</p><p>So sad. &nbsp;</p><p>How did you jump to that conclusion?!?!</p><p>I wasn't even paying attention until I heard the term book bag, then I figured out it was JV&amp;E.</p><p>Boy, you are testy tonight...</p>

[EQ]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Angelina...you understand how important this is, right? </p><p>It's the Carnation Chocolate Malted Milk mix...NOT the Instant Breakfast. &nbsp;</p><p>PLEASE!!!</p><p><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FIFEH6.01._AA280_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_V51601205_.jp g" border="0" width="280" height="280" />&nbsp;</p><p>Ooh noo..Angelina! </p><p>You haven't even accepted that lovely &quot;proposal in Hoboken&quot; and the&nbsp;control issues are&nbsp;already starting. </p><p>Run away! (&nbsp;drop the gun. leave the cannolis, leave the ovaltine)</p>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Isn't all ice technically water ice? <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Couldn't any substance that can be gas, liquid or solid, when in it's solid form be called ice?</font></strong></p><p>No. How about shit? </p><p>hes right.</p><p>no.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I suppose you guys never had a shitcicle.</font></strong></p><p>As long as you didn't step in it.</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />They just used the term &quot;book bag&quot; in the JV &amp; Elvis promo! <p>Are you the one calling in with all of those &quot;Doghouse&quot; pranks? </p><p>So sad. </p><p>How did you jump to that conclusion?!?!</p><p>I wasn't even paying attention until I heard the term book bag, then I figured out it was JV&amp;E.</p><p>Boy, you are testy tonight...</p><p><img src="http://home.fuse.net/camelot/WMD/Graphics/hulka.bmp" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

It's a good night.&nbsp; It's the first night I haven't had to watch 2 hours of American Idol since Monday.

[MadMatt]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />They just used the term &quot;book bag&quot; in the JV &amp; Elvis promo! <p>Are you the one calling in with all of those &quot;Doghouse&quot; pranks? </p><p>So sad. </p><p>How did you jump to that conclusion?!?!</p><p>I wasn't even paying attention until I heard the term book bag, then I figured out it was JV&amp;E.</p><p>Boy, you are testy tonight...</p><p><img src="http://home.fuse.net/camelot/WMD/Graphics/hulka.bmp" border="0" width="384" height="232" />&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Touche.</font></p>

[Gvac]

<strong>EQ</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ooh noo..Angelina! </p><p>You haven't even accepted that lovely &quot;proposal in Hoboken&quot; and the control issues are already starting. </p><p>Run away! ( drop the gun. leave the cannolis, leave the<span style="background-color: #ffff00"> ovaltine)</span></p><p><u><em><strong><font size="7">BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!</font></strong></em></u></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That's where all of this started, EQ.&nbsp; I've been unable to find my beloved Carnation malted milk and was forced to drink Ovaltine.</p><p>What God awful shit. </p><p>They should seriously cut the nuts off of whoever invented it. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />It's a good night.&nbsp; It's the first night I haven't had to watch 2 hours of American Idol since Monday. <p>BTW, thanks for taking one for the team. A huge one for the team. </p>

[Hottub]

Of course you did, Earl!

[Arch Stanton]

Some of these have to be made up. Tomato Pie?

[mikeyboy]

<strong><font size="3">Gaia!</font></strong>

[Gvac]

<p>A Gaia call!</p><p>I think my heart just fluttered!&nbsp;</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Arch Stanton</strong> wrote:<br />Some of these have to be made up. Tomato Pie? <p>I have heard the tomato pie thing before, but I thought it was a <em>type</em> of pizza.</p>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Of course you did, Earl! <p>YEah, I like his thinking about it answer. Come n Earl/</p><p>OOh. Gaia&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TheVHD]

<strong>Arch Stanton</strong> wrote:<br />Some of these have to be made up. Tomato Pie? <p>My Grandpa used to call it that... back in the 40's that's what they called it... at least here in North Jersey.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheVHD on 1-18-07 @ 8:08 PM</span>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Gaia!!!</font>

[plexo66]

<p>dinner is at noon supper is at night. I'm 43</p>

[reillyluck]

<p>GAIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" /></p>

[MadMatt]

We didn't have lunch, we had midday repast.

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A Gaia call!</p><p>I think my heart just fluttered!&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Did it set off your med-alert bracelet?</font></strong></p>

[riverofpiss]

MMM...wet roast beef.

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I hate smeare, unless its smear the queer</font>

[riverofpiss]

Cameltoe or moose knuckle?

[MadMatt]

Does this ass know where the Mason-Dixon Line is?

[Arch Stanton]

<p>A spleef</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><a href="http://gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have">Speaking of accents</a></p><p>what american accent do you have quizz&nbsp;</p>

[riverofpiss]

<p>I call it a joint or a reefer.</p>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>riverofpiss</strong> wrote:<br />Cameltoe or moose knuckle? <p>CAmeltoe, who would say Moose Knuckle? </p>

[plexo66]

<p>The Ottoman was called a &quot;puffy&quot;</p><p>an eraser was called a rubber</p><p>a ciggarette was a fag</p><p>a fag was a puffta</p><p>toilet was a Loo</p><p>A car trunk was a boot</p><p>a hamburger was a porkroll sandwitch</p><p>English households are fucked up</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>EQ</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Angelina...you understand how important this is, right? </p><p>It's the Carnation Chocolate Malted Milk mix...NOT the Instant Breakfast. &nbsp;</p><p>PLEASE!!!</p><p><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FIFEH6.01._AA280_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_V51601205_.jp g" border="0" width="280" height="280" />&nbsp;</p><p>Ooh noo..Angelina! </p><p>You haven't even accepted that lovely &quot;proposal in Hoboken&quot; and the&nbsp;control issues are&nbsp;already starting. </p><p>Run away! (&nbsp;drop the gun. leave the cannolis, leave the ovaltine)</p><p>What can I say, I'm a sucker for a sweet talker.</p><p>And yes that is the one I saw. Are you hinting that you want 4?</p>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />Does this ass know where the Mason-Dixon Line is? <p>42 Street, NYC,NY</p>

[MadMatt]

Is it a CD or Album?&nbsp; I have never been able to give up on the term album.

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Sofa, king cool got through, nice!!</font>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>plexo66</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The Ottoman was called a &quot;puffy&quot;</p><p>an eraser was called a rubber</p><p>a ciggarette was a fag</p><p>a fag was a puffta</p><p>toilet was a Loo</p><p>A car trunk was a boot</p><p>a hamburger was a porkroll sandwitch</p><p>English households are fucked up</p><p>Second only to their teeth.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">The dump guy must be stupid. </font></strong>

[riverofpiss]

<strong>Arch Stanton</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>riverofpiss</strong> wrote:<br />Cameltoe or moose knuckle? <p>CAmeltoe, who would say Moose Knuckle? </p><p>I have heard moose knuckle before but probably only in Canada.</p>

[MadMatt]

That chick was an idiot

[TheVHD]

<p>I AM WE TODD DID...</p><p>I AM SOFA KING...</p><p>WE TODD DID...</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />Is it a CD or Album?&nbsp; I have never been able to give up on the term album. <p>Same here.</p><p>When there were still places like Tower and Sam Goody around, I called them record stores.</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A Gaia call!</p><p>I think my heart just fluttered! </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Did it set off your med-alert bracelet?</font></strong></p><p>Eat your heart out, you jealous bastard.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/Xmas%202006/HPIM0643.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[Arch Stanton]

Well Dave that explains a few things.

[PigShitIrish]

In my neighborhood tomatoe pie is not a pizza, it's something you get in a bakery.&nbsp; It's a square piece of dough covered with tomatoe sauce after it's cooked, sprinkled with parmesean cheese and served cold.&nbsp;

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PigShitIrish on 1-18-07 @ 8:16 PM</span>

[Hottub]

<a href="http://www.injersey.com/day/story/0,2379,366865,00.html" target="_blank">Mason Dixon Line in NJ</a>

[lleeder]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />Does this ass know where the Mason-Dixon Line is? <p>Is it anywhere near the Mason-Kolinsky line?</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />Is it a CD or Album?&nbsp; I have never been able to give up on the term album. <p>Same here.</p><p>When there were still places like Tower and Sam Goody around, I called them record stores.</p><p>Exactly.&nbsp; Does that make us Luddites?</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Sofa, king cool got through, nice!!</font><p>Very odd.</p><p>I just posted that stupid joke in the &quot;I need a new mattress&quot; thread a few hours ago. &nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Angelina, my love...1 would be plenty. </p><p>You'll have my undying love.&nbsp;</p>

[riverofpiss]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />Is it a CD or Album?&nbsp; I have never been able to give up on the term album. <p>I still say album but I hear all the kids say CD.&nbsp; </p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;Sorry I meant to quote PigShitIrish..... now maybe this'll make sense///</font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bronxy on 1-18-07 @ 8:19 PM</span>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A Gaia call!</p><p>I think my heart just fluttered! </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Did it set off your med-alert bracelet?</font></strong></p><p>Eat your heart out, you jealous bastard.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/Xmas%202006/HPIM0643.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>&nbsp;sweet jesus!! is that Gaia? </p>

[Gvac]

Mooch...the pic doesn't even do her justice.

[lleeder]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Sofa, king cool got through, nice!!</font> <p>Very odd.</p><p>I just posted that stupid joke in the &quot;I need a new mattress&quot; thread a few hours ago. &nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">Maybe that chick is stealing your material like East Side dave was?</font></p>

[Captain Rooster]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A Gaia call!</p><p>I think my heart just fluttered! </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Did it set off your med-alert bracelet?</font></strong></p><p>Eat your heart out, you jealous bastard.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/Xmas%202006/HPIM0643.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p> sweet jesus!! is that Gaia? </p><p>&nbsp;That's Gvac</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A Gaia call!</p><p>I think my heart just fluttered! </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Did it set off your med-alert bracelet?</font></strong></p><p>Eat your heart out, you jealous bastard.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/Xmas%202006/HPIM0643.jpg" border="0" width="640" height="480" /> </p><p>&nbsp;sweet jesus!! is that Gaia? </p><p>Yeah, she's purty.</p>

[Arch Stanton]

It's not EEEEEclare Thats for sure. Ehclaire

[moochcassidy]

<strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p><p>again with the sheepy points!..she never even posts here.</p><p>this whole thing stinks&nbsp;</p>

[MadMatt]

I think the stoop is the small landing at the top of stairs.

[mikeyboy]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p><p>again with the sheepy points!..she never even posts here.</p><p>this whole thing stinks&nbsp;</p><p>I wouldn't worry about the points, mooch.&nbsp; With the exchange rate, it's hardly worth the effort for you.</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<p> sweet jesus!! is that Gaia? </p><p> That's Gvac</p><p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!</p><p>Laugh of the night so far. </p><p>Thanks, Rooster. </p>

[Arch Stanton]

The Hi-Fi

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p><p>again with the sheepy points!..she never even posts here.</p><p>this whole thing stinks&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Never schmever.. I am now... Lookit Mr. Jealous McSchmelous.....&nbsp; Geeeeziz :)</font></p>

[MadMatt]

Yeah Ron!&nbsp; Record store!

[ppanda]

lots of Anu drops tonight

[moochcassidy]

<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p><p>again with the sheepy points!..she never even posts here.</p><p>this whole thing stinks </p><p>I wouldn't worry about the points, mooch. With the exchange rate, it's hardly worth the effort for you.</p>...but i like getting points&nbsp;<img src="http://www.intruderalert.com/cafe/avatars/Homer%20sad3.gif" border="0" width="200" height="200" />

[TheVHD]

<p>That's uncalled for...</p><p>Moolie is something that you have&nbsp;with parmesan... as in moolie parm.</p><p>Jig is a dance... as in Irish Jig.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheVHD on 1-18-07 @ 8:24 PM</span>

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p><p>again with the sheepy points!..she never even posts here.</p><p>this whole thing stinks </p><p>&nbsp;she earned them at the party and a few mesages on myspace</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ppanda]

<strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br />lots of Ani drops tonight <p>Fixed</p>

[riverofpiss]

<p>Me and my buddies growing up always called an early 80's Camaro a wife beater.&nbsp; A T-bird or Firebird also was called a wife beater.</p>

[moochcassidy]

nice, sounds like fez took a knee there

[MadMatt]

I am more amazed that there is a grits.com

[TheVHD]

<p>I thought grits were something that was kissed???</p><p><img src="http://www.geocities.com/classics4ever/alice/flo/images/flo_hat.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="150" /></p>

[ppanda]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />I am more amazed that there is a grits.com <p>&quot;ARE THEY MAGIC GRITS?&quot;- MY COUSIN VINNY IS ON RIGHT NOW- but then again when isnt it on</p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p><p>again with the sheepy points!..she never even posts here.</p><p>this whole thing stinks </p><p>&nbsp;she earned them at the party and a few mesages on myspace</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Awww thanks Sheep!!! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></font></p>

[reillyluck]

penn said homosexual lambs<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

[moochcassidy]

<strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p><p>again with the sheepy points!..she never even posts here.</p><p>this whole thing stinks </p><p><font size="2">Never schmever.. I am now... Lookit Mr. Jealous McSchmelous..... Geeeeziz <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> </font></p><p>banned!</p><p>hope you enjoyed your brief period in my 'top 8'... gone..banned!&nbsp; </p><p>im not jealous..your jealous..this whole courtroom is jealous!&nbsp;</p>

[FartyPneumonia]

does anyone know who got voted off Big Brother England tonight?

[PhishHead]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p><p>again with the sheepy points!..she never even posts here.</p><p>this whole thing stinks </p><p> she earned them at the party and a few mesages on myspace</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>damn sheepy points will be my downfall</p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">That's exactly right....! I learned this after I married into Philly people.... It's reeeeeal good toooo </font></p><p>again with the sheepy points!..she never even posts here.</p><p>this whole thing stinks </p><p><font size="2">Never schmever.. I am now... Lookit Mr. Jealous McSchmelous..... Geeeeziz <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /> </font></p><p>banned!</p><p>hope you enjoyed your brief period in my 'top 8'... gone..banned!&nbsp; </p><p>im not jealous..your jealous..this whole courtroom is jealous!&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Come ONNNN!!! You took my dreams from meeeeee</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>FartyPneumonia</strong> wrote:<br />does anyone <strike>know&nbsp;</strike>&nbsp; <font style="background-color: #ffff00">Care </font>who got voted off Big Brother England tonight? <p>Gotcha covered!</p>

[Arch Stanton]

The bumper music is all about the cool, and I am still digging it.

[moochcassidy]

<h1 id="video_title"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4">Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad</a> </h1>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<font size="1">There are <strong>65</strong> members and <strong>4</strong> guests </font>

[Arch Stanton]

Hiya Bobo

[reillyluck]

<font size="7">hiya bobo!</font>

[FezPaul]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />nice, sounds like fez took a knee there <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">He usually takes two knees&nbsp; (ba dum bump)</font></strong></p>

[Hottub]

Midnight Rider reference!

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><h1 id="video_title"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4">Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad</a> </h1><p>So that's what Joe Dirt is up to. </p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Homerun call:</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="6">SHOOT THAT SHIT TO THE SKY!!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2"></font></strong></p>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />nice, sounds like fez took a knee there <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">He usually takes two knees (ba dum bump)</font></strong></p><p>what? like a gay angle? </p>

[ppanda]

ESD...&quot;and boom goes the dynomite&quot;

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Somewhere a dog is smiling, cause thats a peanutbutter filled penis!!!!</font>

[ppanda]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Somewhere a dog is smiling, cause thats a peanutbutter filled penis!!!!</font> <p>with hot sauce..yumm?</p>

[TheVHD]

<strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br />ESD...&quot;and boom goes the dynomite&quot; <p><img src="http://www.tshizzle.com/tshirts/Other/dynomite-large.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="404" /></p>

[Arch Stanton]

<p>You know, Rude and Rude</p><p>Cool and the Gang</p>

[moochcassidy]

<font size="3">HOT TAMALE!</font>

[johnniewalker]

I like your attitude sore loser...&nbsp; Ha

[lleeder]

<p><font size="3">Touchdown, baby loves my touchdown all day looooooong, thank you</font></p><p><font size="3"></font></p>

[moochcassidy]

Jesse Owen wins the Gold!

[Hottub]

Ronnie's Sports Announcer voice is KILLER!!

[ppanda]

I thought ESD was boycotting sports...LIAR!

[Arch Stanton]

Jumpin'Jehosevats

[CJJames]

<p>Ron, call him out!</p><p>Dave wasn't in the ESPN Announcer Competition, it was the ESPN Special Olympics Announcer Competition.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br />I thought ESD was boycotting sports...LIAR! <p>sports, NOT sportscasting tho...</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ppanda]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br />I thought ESD was boycotting sports...LIAR! <p>sports, NOT sportscasting tho...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>good call- that is an ESD loop-hole</p>

[Arch Stanton]

Poor Don..........

[Arch Stanton]

Just have Blowhard teach him all the lingo.

[ppanda]

<strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br />I thought ESD was boycotting sports...LIAR! <p>sports, NOT sportscasting tho...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>good call- that is an ESD loop-hole</p><p>Someone should tellESD that Roberto would be a better announcer</p>

[johnniewalker]

I like chinese impression ron.&nbsp;

[TheVHD]

<p>More like Fire-crotch chats.... </p>

[Arch Stanton]

<p>I'm your Huckleberry</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Ronnie's Sports Announcer voice is KILLER!!<p>best bit in ages</p><p>has ron done this voice before?..ive never heard it.&nbsp;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

Ron and Fez Crushing Boys Dreams<br />

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Somewhere John Candy is smiling cause that was some Cool Runnings!!!</font>

[bobrobot]

<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>More like Fire-crotch chats.... </p><p>That's a great double entendre considering recent events!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[moochcassidy]

<p>is the a reason for this song? </p><p>what is it called?</p>

[riverofpiss]

Another Tommy got on.&nbsp; Prick said that his name was Timmy.

[ppanda]

Roberto needs to do the announcing for him

[johnniewalker]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>is the a reason for this song? </p><p>what is it called?</p><p>&nbsp;Seems like lovely music to ballroom dance to...</p>

[Arch Stanton]

Donk....C-Ya

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Seeeyah!!!!</font>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>is the a reason for this song? </p><p>what is it called?</p><p> Seems like lovely music to ballroom dance to...</p><p>i m dancing bout the place now..but what is it? </p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>is the a reason for this song? </p><p>what is it called?</p><p>It's &quot;Theme from the Last Waltz&quot; by the Band from the movie of the same name.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>is the a reason for this song? </p><p>what is it called?</p><p>&nbsp;Seems like lovely music to ballroom dance to...</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I believe it's from the movie &quot;The Last Waltz&quot;</font></strong></p>

[CJJames]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>is the a reason for this song? </p><p>what is it called?</p><p>Seems like lovely music to ballroom dance to...</p><p>i m dancing bout the place now..but what is it? </p><p>Pure class, man, pure class...</p>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>is the a reason for this song? </p><p>what is it called?</p><p> Seems like lovely music to ballroom dance to...</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I believe it's from the movie &quot;The Last Waltz&quot;</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;oh i shouldve known that ive seen it many times </p>

[riverofpiss]

<p>I like Lou Reed better.&nbsp;</p><p>Seeya buddies.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by riverofpiss on 1-18-07 @ 9:14 PM</span>

[Gaia]

Thanks Buddays! I got too nervous, I wanted to do the ronfez.net shout out but I just froze and said &quot;bye&quot;.....oh well next time. That was my first call in years.

[EliSnow]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>phixion</strong> wrote:<br />yellow bench in queens ring the cowbell <p>&nbsp;clear winner.</p><p>dingding&nbsp;</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I was listening to the show on the way home from work, and so I wasn't able to log in, and voice my enthusiasm for this one.&nbsp; One of the best comedy pyramid entries of all time.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">This unofficial comedy pyramid is the perfect example of how a pyramid should go.&nbsp; I hope FreeFM includes this segment in the daily RF podcast.</font></p>