I am Livid.

[ShelleBink]

<p>Today was my first day of classes, and I haven't been down to my apartment in about 2 weeks.&nbsp; Last time I was there, everything was in its place where I left it ((albeit a bit messy, but my other roommates left stuff around and it didn't bother me)).&nbsp; I grab some lunch on the way down to school today, and stop at the apartment to pick up some things.&nbsp; I get there, and notice stuff is moved around the apartment.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And something was missing.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>In the corner of the apartment.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Banana Man is gone.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I frantically searched around the apartment, and my one cool roommate happened to be home.&nbsp; I asked her if she had seen banana man, and she said she hadn't...she's only been back since Wednesday.&nbsp; Banana man is gone, and there is only one person who could be responsible for moving him.&nbsp; Or throwing him out.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>All I know is that he's gone, and I'm pissed.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Plus I noticed the Banana over Texas thread and its just damn eerie.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm so sad :o(</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>COME BACK BANANA MAN!</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/bigbanana.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[PhishHead]

i already miss banana man

[Sheeplovr]

inconsolable

[Marc with a c]

told you to bring him home with you.

[ShelleBink]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />told you to bring him home with you.<p>&nbsp;He wouldn't be able to fit in my tiny car... its a hatchback!</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />told you to bring him home with you. <p>&nbsp;He wouldn't be able to fit in my tiny car... its a hatchback!</p><p>maybe he's in texas.</p>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />told you to bring him home with you. <p> He wouldn't be able to fit in my tiny car... its a hatchback!</p><p>maybe he's in texas.</p><p>&nbsp;He'd be a bit late if he was trying to get to the Rutgers game... I didn't know he was a fan either. </p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />inconsolable <p>She can't be consoled.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

sounds like he split&nbsp; or maybe took a ride on the banana boat

[sr71blackbird]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmOsSkbAolQ">Found him!</a>

[TheVHD]

I don't know who your roomates are but from the pic it would take a HELL of a chick to be able to accept that... thus concealing the banna...

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheVHD on 1-18-07 @ 10:57 PM</span>

[Recyclerz]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />inconsolable <p>She can't be consoled.</p><p>Shelle, I am so sorry...</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ShowerBench]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm so sad :o(</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>COME BACK BANANA MAN!&nbsp;</p><p>Maybe you can make a heartfelt a-PEEL on Five on your Side?</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />inconsolable <p>She can't be consoled.</p><p>Shelle, I am so sorry...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Don't even try.</p>

[Friday]

<p>Perhaps he just stepped out to take a call on the...&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>*ring ring ring ring ring ring... Bananaphone!* <br /> </p>

[Dougie Brootal]

what the fuck?!?!? banana man was awesome! why would anyone want to steal him?!?!?! i say you stab that cunt in the face! i would never let a transgression such as this go unretrified! banana man forever!!!

[ShelleBink]

well i wont be back down there til sunday night... i'll keep y'all posted.&nbsp; i might need an army to do a throw down on this bitch

[Bob Impact]

<p>I can't believe it just <em>slipped</em> out the door like that!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>buh dum buh.&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

I'll keep my eyes pealed for it.

[Fallon]

<p>I'm so so sorry. But it's with Ted Williams now...</p><p><img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/1963-frozen-banana_sm.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

<p>knock knock</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sorry</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000080">What is this monkey business w/ bananaman???</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/tv/humaninstinct/programme2/chimp.jpg" border="0" width="211" height="152" /></p>

[CptFeathersword]

Shelle, I'm sorry to hear that mate. Would it help if I sang a song for you?

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CptFeathersword on 1-19-07 @ 4:57 AM</span>

[narc]

<p>Shelle - your roommate is worse than Hitler. I can understand generalized roommate bitchiness, but attacking an innocent bananaman is the mark of a heartless succubus. Twat gotta die.</p><p>When I was going through my roommate weirdness, there was a lot of burying each other's stuff in the back. Maybe check there?&nbsp;</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>it really tied the room together.</p><p>sorry im drunk and i dont drink and pun.&nbsp; only quote big labousky.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>dam im hungry</p><p>hey early we got any lost stolen bannana's.&nbsp; Dont hold out on me u fucker </p>

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">Shelle, maybe your Psyco ex stole in an attempt to wooo you back.., by saying he found another 1 on Ebay &amp; got it for you knowing how upset you where to loose the first 1...just a thought,,be careful </font>

[Death Metal Moe]

<img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clue/article/images/graeme_two.jpg" border="0" width="101" height="101" />

[PhishHead]

<p>he became a cartoon!!</p><p><img src="http://www.bananabeltboats.com/images/57_2000_%20Bayliner_Spellcaster/Banana%20Man.gif" border="0" width="412" height="450" />&nbsp;</p><p>if it was your roommate that threw it out I WANT HER DEAD!&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

<img src="http://www.nndb.com/people/409/000022343/adclay-med.jpg" border="0" width="260" height="333" />I got your banana right here !!! OHH !!!!!!!!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mendyweiss on 1-19-07 @ 7:45 AM</span>

[Dan 'Hampton]

<p>You look in the banana hammock?</p><p><img src="http://www.scotch-corner.co.uk/kitchenshop/catalogue/images/BANHAM-THM.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="150" />&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

Now is the time to get in the face your crazy roommate and get everything out of your system!!

[Furtherman]

It's sad when a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bo_prFqA_0" target="_blank">banana splits.</a>

[kevcala]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>big labousky. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;I'm a bigger fan of &quot;Raising Air his own ah&quot;</p><p><br />:) </p>

[Jughead]

<img src="http://re3.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/2864712135" border="0" />&nbsp; Call this Guy!!!

[reillyluck]

<p><font size="4">DAMN THEM!!! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!!!</font></p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f268/kcLily/planet_of_apes.jpg</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I 'lost' a banana one time. The only difference is that I knew EXACTLY where it was. </p>

[reillyluck]

<p>*****BULLETIN*****</p><p>BANANA MAN WAS SPOTTED GETTING INTO A HONDA CIVIC WITH A &quot;BOOK BAG&quot;&nbsp; </p><p>HEY, WAIT A MINUTE....DOESNT ESD HAVE A BOOKBAG?</p><p>http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d34/asayle/DSCN3031.jpg</p>

[Dash77]

<strong><em><font size="3">Como-Como....</font></em></strong>