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mendyweiss

01-22-2007, 05:30 AM

Some recent first posters on here have been negative about Ronnie, ESD or don't get the bit.So .... what was your first post about on ronfez.net. Was it :1) brilliant2) lame3) totally incoherentMine was about how satellite radio would become regulated once Stern went to Sirius radio !BRILLIANT !!

EliSnow

01-22-2007, 05:32 AM

I have absolutely no memory of what my first post was.  I'd look back and see but I think the search engine only goes back one year.

reeshy

01-22-2007, 05:33 AM

 I don't remember mine...I was still using morse code when I did mine!!!!

torker

01-22-2007, 05:35 AM

I posted about an old HBO show Disco Beaver From Outerspace.  I was summarily attacked.  However, Funkman was nice to me.

A.J.

01-22-2007, 05:44 AM

I introduced myself in a "Welcome New Posters" thread.

nevnut

01-22-2007, 05:45 AM

I don't remember what my first post was but I'm preety sure I wasn't an idiot.I'm pretty sure I "get" the show and couldn't go thru my daily life without it.The Hypno Show was some of the funniest shit ever and for the newbs who didn't like it, totally don't "get it" in my opinion.

Death Metal Moe

01-22-2007, 05:46 AM

My 1st post was the single best, most important one to have ever graced the server Past, Present and Future.

reeshy

01-22-2007, 05:56 AM

I don't remember your first post, Moe...but I know deep in my soul it's all that you said about it.....Amen!!!!

Death Metal Moe

01-22-2007, 06:11 AM

reeshy wrote: I don't remember your first post, Moe...but I know deep in my soul it's all that you said about it.....Amen!!!! Love ya Reeshy!  But in all honestly, I'm sure all of our 1st posts here were very bland and boring.  I know I was using that stupid "Maksed Poster" gag back then, so my 1st posts were probably written in some stupid character.  Gay.

yomudder21

01-22-2007, 06:17 AM

Mine was about how I was goign to catch Death Metal Moe's number of posts.  I am lazy.

Death Metal Moe

01-22-2007, 06:25 AM

mendyweiss wrote: Some recent first posters on here have been negative about Ronnie, ESD or don't get the bit.And I just wanted to comment on that point.The fucking rubes calling in arguing that Ron didn't count right and he should do this and that......I REALLY hope those people were kidding.  If they weren't they might want get their asses back to school.While you're at it, take the "Tommy" callers with you.

boeman

01-22-2007, 06:48 AM

Mine was about the phones starting to to work better.Reshy, Billy Staples, Snoogans and Funkman all responded to my first post. it made me feel special, but it was a pretty boring first post.I miss the phone song.

Death Metal Moe

01-22-2007, 07:17 AM

boeman wrote: Mine was about the phones starting to to work better.Reshy, Billy Staples, Snoogans and Funkman all responded to my first post. it made me feel special, but it was a pretty boring first post.I miss the phone song.I miss that song too, but not the circumstances that spawned it.XM is great.  Only took them what.....10 months to fix?  Even more?  I forget.

Marc with a c

01-22-2007, 07:17 AM

mine was long ago about how messageboards were for losers and all of you should get a life.so... brilliant.

Team_Ramrod

01-22-2007, 07:52 AM

My first post was about the happiness the show brought me...A total 180 from the meatballs posting today.I said how cool it was with the bar nights and how I wanted to show for one.FezPaul responded by saying I shouldn't make the trip for a bar night unless it ever hit bar 9 status and he also told me, he said welcome to the party budday.He made me feel so welcome, FezPaul is so dreamy.Then came Reeshy.... Who is a total Hotty!

reeshy

01-22-2007, 08:04 AM

OK Ramrod.....you said the magic words.....you can do me now!!!!

sailor

01-22-2007, 08:24 AM

"dave definitely tries too hard to be "shocking" and just needs to tone down some of his insane opinions.  there's no way he could seriously believe half of the things he says." lame. there's no limit to what dave believes.

SinA

01-22-2007, 08:29 AM

EliSnow wrote: I have absolutely no memory of what my first post was.  I'd look back and see but I think the search engine only goes back one year.it goes back 120 days.

sailor

01-22-2007, 09:28 AM

SinA wrote: EliSnow wrote: I have absolutely no memory of what my first post was. I'd look back and see but I think the search engine only goes back one year.it goes back 120 days.  365

reillyluck

01-22-2007, 09:42 AM

my first post was so stupid.  i started a thread "anthony on ron and fez" question was:so is everyone satisfied with Anthony on the show today? Mikeyboy then locked my thread and said my question would be better asked in the "listening thread" <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" width="30" height="23" /> he wanted me to ask in the listening thread, he got it!!!!  5,000,000 posts later!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

Don Stugots

01-22-2007, 09:53 AM

i am sure that my first post was lame, not much has changed.

Gaia

01-22-2007, 10:06 AM

I have no recollection. Knowing me, it was either about Sex, teh weed, being drunk or getting drunk, or hating something.

phixion

01-22-2007, 10:10 AM

my first post was asking how to make a gravity bong. dark hippie obliged he even posted a helpful diagram. and its been my second favorte form of smoke ever since. thanks again hipster.

Gaia

01-22-2007, 10:13 AM

phixion wrote: my first post was asking how to make a gravity bong. dark hippie obliged he even posted a helpful diagram. and its been my second favorte form of smoke ever since. thanks again hipster. Oh my god!!! I remember that post/diagram, I was envious because I wanted to make one. Good times, good times.

WhistlePig

01-22-2007, 10:25 AM

It was one of those lame "Hi, I don't know what I'm doing I'm new" posts but I did
say how much I loved Ron & Fez and that Bobo and Perrynoid were my heros.
That earned me a shoutout from Bobo on the show. What a glowing moment!!!

Dougie Brootal

01-22-2007, 10:27 AM

my first post was in a thread about birth control. i sai i dated a girl who took the Yasmin pill. she got knocked up and named her daughter yasmin.moe then yelled at me and said i killed the thread.then i apologized.then mikeyboy said "wow i have never seen that happen before."then i said "what the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?"then i think angrymissy said "looks like jon has a new girlfriend."thats all i remember.

johnniewalker

01-22-2007, 10:29 AM

I think this was my first post, I tried to go off of one of Funkman's one liners and made a paragraph that i thought wasn't too bad.  Then the next poster took me down a few pegs..."Now taking a one sentence joke and turning it into a 10 line explanation without any of the humor...uh yeah not funny."

TheGameHHH

01-22-2007, 10:47 AM

we should have a search feature on this site that allows us to see our first post cause i have no fucking clue what mine was.

phixion

01-22-2007, 10:56 AM

Oh my god!!! I remember that post/diagram, I was envious because I wanted to make one. Good times, good times. careful gaia fezpaul is gonna tell us to grow up

Death Metal Moe

01-22-2007, 11:05 AM

douggrasso wrote: my first post was in a thread about birth control. i sai i dated a girl who took the Yasmin pill. she got knocked up and named her daughter yasmin.moe then yelled at me and said i killed the thread.Lies, all of it.YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!1!!11Did that bring ya back at all?::hugs::

Bulldogcakes

01-22-2007, 12:50 PM

I got into a stupid fight with Bobo (who I now love) about the Marx brothers, and Mikeyboy threatened to ban me. YA MISSED YER CHANCE MIKEY!!!!!

lleeder

01-22-2007, 12:58 PM

My first post was an incomplete thought followed by unthoughtout rambling. Every post since has been the same.

AngelAmy

01-22-2007, 01:02 PM

i have no idea what mine was at all but i think it may have been about the ron and fez babies

PapaBear

01-22-2007, 01:05 PM

I'm pretty sure my first post was <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/2/forum/89/Topic/43392/RequestTimeout/500">HERE</a>. If it wasn't my first, it was close.

AngelAmy

01-22-2007, 01:08 PM

AngelAmy wrote: i have no idea what mine was at all but i think it may have been about the ron and fez babiesyes i do realize i totally contradicted myself there....oh well

Bob Impact

01-23-2007, 03:38 PM

I'm relatively certain that mine was about something to do with metal and that everyone agreed with me whole heartedly, then backs were patted all 'round.

FezPaul

01-23-2007, 03:41 PM

I made an incredibly lame joke in a listening thread.Nothing's changed.

Gvac

01-23-2007, 03:58 PM

I have absolutely no recollection of my first post, but I'll never forget the first time I sent Ron an email.  It was back in '99 or 2000, and I had just discovered the Ron and Fez show.  After a few weeks I felt I had to drop him a line to tell him how much I loved it.  I said something like "people praised Seinfeld as a comedic genius because he did a show about nothing for a half hour a week.  You guys do it for 20 hours a week and are 10 times funnier."I didn't expect a reply, but I got one.  Ron simply said "I agree. It is a stupid show." Right then and there I was hooked.