View Full Version : I am banging my best friend's ex-girlfriend.
raulfd4
01-23-2007, 07:37 PM
<p>I have been friends with Jon since elementary schoool. In high school he had a very hot girlfriend who was very flirty, Ally. I also had a girlfriend at the same time. On more than one occasion she would be very forward with me, but we would always be interrupted. It had always been a fantasy of mine to bang her. As we went into college Jon and I both broke up with our respective girlfriends. I never spoke to Ally again, the skank cheated on Jon and he found out. Big surprise...</p><p>Three years later, through the magic of Facebook, Ally and I start talking again. She invites me to a party at her school which is conveniently very close to mine. I go and we get wasted and we end up fucking in a hallway on the the third floor. Very hot and good sex. So good I've been going back for more. I'm up to about ten random, strictly for sex engagements. </p><p>After the most recent one I am thinking I have to stop. Not so much becuase I will be found out, becuase I dont think Jon would be anything more than weirded out, but because its wrong. I don't know why, but it's not right. </p><p> Anyone else have a good "Always wish i had banged her..." or "Wish I had Jesse's girl..." type fantasies realized?</p><p> Think I should keep hitting it or quit it?</p><p>Anything else? </p><p> </p>
DonInNC
01-23-2007, 07:57 PM
You worry too much. Have some fun.
TheGameHHH
01-23-2007, 08:08 PM
serious, dont stop hitting that till you get enough
balancedchaos
01-23-2007, 08:09 PM
<p>Come on, budday...of course you should be banging her. Your friend doesn't want anything to do with her...he knows she's "friendly" with guys. If she's gonna be that way anyway, she may as well be that way with you.</p><p> It's not like you're gonna marry the chick. No worries. </p>
led37zep
01-23-2007, 08:14 PM
I feel like I'm reading Penthouse Forum.
rickydavis
01-23-2007, 08:17 PM
only feel guilty if you start liking her. always bang em out then toss
Fezticle98
01-23-2007, 08:41 PM
<p>WWRD? What would Ron do?</p><p>You gotta bang her til it gets old. Otherwise, you're half a fag.</p>
Cleophus James
01-24-2007, 04:45 AM
Like it matters now.<br />
terry1979
01-24-2007, 05:27 AM
Why would you possibly stop banging her?
CofyCrakCocaine
01-24-2007, 05:33 AM
<p>If it's a sin, you're already going to hell. So keep sinning, and have fun while you can. Shit floats back tho, so don't expect this to not bite you in the ass in the big picture. Though there are some lucky cases where nothing happens.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CofyCrakCocaine on 1-24-07 @ 9:33 AM</span>
IamFogHat
01-24-2007, 05:36 AM
Have you tried the ass yet? I say don't cut her loose till you've worn out both sides of the field.
giannidesk
01-24-2007, 05:42 AM
<p> </p><p>Are you familiar with the term "Fuck Buddy"?</p>
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 05:43 AM
<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have been friends with Jon since elementary schoool. In high school he had a very hot girlfriend who was very flirty, Ally. I also had a girlfriend at the same time. On more than one occasion she would be very forward with me, but we would always be interrupted. It had always been a fantasy of mine to bang her. As we went into college Jon and I both broke up with our respective girlfriends. I never spoke to Ally again, the skank cheated on Jon and he found out. Big surprise...</p><p>Three years later, through the magic of Facebook, Ally and I start talking again. She invites me to a party at her school which is conveniently very close to mine. I go and we get wasted and we end up fucking in a hallway on the the third floor. Very hot and good sex. So good I've been going back for more. I'm up to about ten random, strictly for sex engagements. </p><p>After the most recent one I am thinking I have to stop. Not so much becuase I will be found out, becuase I dont think Jon would be anything more than weirded out, but because its wrong. I don't know why, but it's not right. </p><p> Anyone else have a good "Always wish i had banged her..." or "Wish I had Jesse's girl..." type fantasies realized?</p><p> Think I should keep hitting it or quit it?</p><p>Anything else? </p><p> </p><p>Hmm.. Was your friend hurt/devestated when they broke up? I mean, if she cheated there's a chance it really screwed his head up.</p>
ralphbxny
01-24-2007, 05:48 AM
Just bang her out! Do things to her that you wont do with a respectable woman. She banged you on the floor in a hallway. She will do what ever. Dont get weirded out or she will. also take into consideration she is bangin some other dude probably too.
Don Stugots
01-24-2007, 05:56 AM
<p>bang it till it hurts. </p><p> </p><p> </p>
cupcakelove
01-24-2007, 05:58 AM
I agree with everyone else. Have fun and enjoy yourself. I never got the 'once I date her no one else can' attitude. I understand trying to not rub it in his face if he's still broken up about it, but if it was a few years ago, its time he got over her.
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 06:07 AM
<p>I dunno.. maybe it's the Sicilian in me, but I think it'd be wrong for a guy to bang a best friends ex if the relationship ended sour. If the guy got cheated on and he was torn up about it, then you'd really be a scumbag for hooking up with her afterwards. </p><p>I think you're almost getting off on the fact it's his ex.. there are millions of slutty women out there, why do you have to choose her?</p>
Hottub
01-24-2007, 06:11 AM
<font size="1"> </font><font size="1">I am banging my best friend's ex-girlfriend.</font> Well, I listen to 2 radio shows!
Death Metal Moe
01-24-2007, 06:24 AM
<p>I'd say you were a scumbag IF you picked Ally up like 2 days after she broke up with your buddy after a long term relationship. You know how that goes, lots of times people get back together and there's just weird times. If you moved in during that time it would be kinda scummy of you.</p><p>But you didn't do that. You completely forgot about her for 3 years, and now she's open season man. I mean don't do anything you're not comfortable with, but if you're feeling like this because you think you're dissing your buddy somehow, I don't think you could be farther from doing that. She's not his property in anyway.</p><p>But I'm guessing from your apprehension that there was a rough break up between them and/or he's been thinking about her ever since? Something like that? I say fuck that. What are you supposed to do? Live your entire life worrying about what your buddy will think of you decisions?</p><p>Have a good time and take it as far as you want with her. If you buddy gives you shit for hooking up with a girl he hasn't been with for 3 years, he's got the problem, not you.</p>
cupcakelove
01-24-2007, 06:28 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /> <p>She's not his property in anyway.</p><p>If you buddy gives you shit for hooking up with a girl he hasn't been with for 3 years, he's got the problem, not you.</p><p>This is exactly my thinking. And it was a high school relationship anyways, how serious could it have been? </p>
Dougie Brootal
01-24-2007, 06:30 AM
<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>She's not his property in anyway.</p><p>If you buddy gives you shit for hooking up with a girl he hasn't been with for 3 years, he's got the problem, not you.</p><p>This is exactly my thinking. And it was a high school relationship anyways, how serious could it have been? </p><p>ditto</p>
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 06:39 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd say you were a scumbag IF you picked Ally up like 2 days after she broke up with your buddy after a long term relationship. You know how that goes, lots of times people get back together and there's just weird times. If you moved in during that time it would be kinda scummy of you.</p><p>But you didn't do that. You completely forgot about her for 3 years, and now she's open season man. I mean don't do anything you're not comfortable with, but if you're feeling like this because you think you're dissing your buddy somehow, I don't think you could be farther from doing that. She's not his property in anyway.</p><p>But I'm guessing from your apprehension that there was a rough break up between them and/or he's been thinking about her ever since? Something like that? I say fuck that. What are you supposed to do? Live your entire life worrying about what your buddy will think of you decisions?</p><p>Have a good time and take it as far as you want with her. If you buddy gives you shit for hooking up with a girl he hasn't been with for 3 years, he's got the problem, not you.</p><p>Wouldn't you want your best friend to be more loyal to you? Put yourself in his situation, even if it was 5 years ago.. you have this rough break up with this woman that REALLY hurt you.. then a few years later you find out your BEST FRIEND is having sex with her. That would bother me, and I'd definitely question his integrity.</p><p>However, if it was just a B.S. relationship that led to a B.S. break up, then I completely agree with everyone else.</p>
raulfd4
01-24-2007, 06:56 AM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I dunno.. <span style="background-color: #ff0000">maybe it's the Sicilian in me, but I think it'd be wrong for a guy to bang a best friends ex if the relationship ended sour</span>. If the guy got cheated on and he was torn up about it, then you'd really be a scumbag for hooking up with her afterwards. </p><p style="background-color: #ffff00">I think you're almost getting off on the fact it's his ex.. there are millions of slutty women out there, why do you have to choose her?</p><p> dude. jon IS sicilian. i think he would feel the same way.</p><p> and there are a million other slutty girls out there. i appreciate all the other posts, but this is the only one that seems to go along with how i feel. </p><p>plus im pretty sure im done hitting it, the excitement is defintely gone.</p><p> </p><p>thanks for all the posts though guys, this is my first successful thread. </p><p> </p><p>see ya! </p>
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 07:01 AM
<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I dunno.. <span style="background-color: #ff0000">maybe it's the Sicilian in me, but I think it'd be wrong for a guy to bang a best friends ex if the relationship ended sour</span>. If the guy got cheated on and he was torn up about it, then you'd really be a scumbag for hooking up with her afterwards. </p><p style="background-color: #ffff00">I think you're almost getting off on the fact it's his ex.. there are millions of slutty women out there, why do you have to choose her?</p><p> dude. jon IS sicilian. i think he would feel the same way.</p><p> and there are a million other slutty girls out there. i appreciate all the other posts, but this is the only one that seems to go along with how i feel. </p><p>plus im pretty sure im done hitting it, the excitement is defintely gone.</p><p> </p><p>thanks for all the posts though guys, this is my first successful thread. </p><p> </p><p>see ya! </p><p>Wow, and this is the first time anyone's actually considered me insightful! </p><p>Goodluck man.</p>
Death Metal Moe
01-24-2007, 09:16 AM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote: <p>Wouldn't you want your best friend to be more loyal to you? Put yourself in his situation, even if it was 5 years ago.. you have this rough break up with this woman that REALLY hurt you.. then a few years later you find out your BEST FRIEND is having sex with her. That would bother me, and I'd definitely question his integrity.</p><p>However, if it was just a B.S. relationship that led to a B.S. break up, then I completely agree with everyone else.</p><p>It's over. It's been over and this guy had nothing to do with breaking up the relationship. I just don't agree. Why do you feel it's a kind of betayal 3 years later? A week, a month, a half a year later maybe? But 3 years?</p><p>I guess it sounds like he's not going to take it very far anyway, but I just don't think he did a thing wrong.</p>
newport king
01-24-2007, 09:44 AM
<p>depends on the buddys feelings for the chick. every guy has a girl that completely destroyed him. chances are if he caught her cheating he got hurt. </p><p>me personally i'd never be able to be second after a buddy hit it. </p>
<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><p>depends on the buddys feelings for the chick. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">every guy has a girl that completely destroyed him</font>. chances are if he caught her cheating he got hurt. </p><p>me personally i'd never be able to be second after a buddy hit it. </p><p>Really? </p>
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 10:02 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><p>depends on the buddys feelings for the chick. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">every guy has a girl that completely destroyed him</font>. chances are if he caught her cheating he got hurt. </p><p>me personally i'd never be able to be second after a buddy hit it. </p><p>Really? </p><p>Definitely. I don't know any guy (over 25) that can say it hasn't happened.</p>
newport king
01-24-2007, 10:08 AM
<p>yeah. its a burden we all carry. when asked about her we may refer to her as bitch/whore or whatever...but DAMMIT every time journey's "open arms" or even wham's "careless whisper" comes on some of those words hit too close to home!</p><p> </p>
newport king
01-24-2007, 10:10 AM
and on an unrelated note for the record, i swear to god when i was a kid i thought george michael was ALL ABOUT the pussy.
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 10:10 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote: <p>Wouldn't you want your best friend to be more loyal to you? Put yourself in his situation, even if it was 5 years ago.. you have this rough break up with this woman that REALLY hurt you.. then a few years later you find out your BEST FRIEND is having sex with her. That would bother me, and I'd definitely question his integrity.</p><p>However, if it was just a B.S. relationship that led to a B.S. break up, then I completely agree with everyone else.</p><p>It's over. It's been over and this guy had nothing to do with breaking up the relationship. I just don't agree. Why do you feel it's a kind of betayal 3 years later? A week, a month, a half a year later maybe? But 3 years?</p><p>I guess it sounds like he's not going to take it very far anyway, but I just don't think he did a thing wrong.</p><p>Maybe we just think differently. Logically, I see your point of view, but I can't agree. </p><p>I think that ultimately the issue is an intrinsic understanding amongst two people.</p><p>That's why this guy is having such a dilemma. He knows that it would not be cool with his friend, because his friend wouldn't be as laid back about it as you may be.</p>
<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />and on an unrelated note for the record, i swear to god when i was a kid i thought george michael was ALL ABOUT the pussy. <p>Me too Budday, me too. Maybe we should start a support group. </p>
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 10:12 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />and on an unrelated note for the record, i swear to god when i was a kid i thought george michael was ALL ABOUT the pussy. <p>Me too Budday, me too. Maybe we should start a support group. </p><p>Wait a minute, what are you guys trying to say!?!??!</p>
EliSnow
01-24-2007, 10:15 AM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><p>depends on the buddys feelings for the chick. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">every guy has a girl that completely destroyed him</font>. chances are if he caught her cheating he got hurt. </p><p>me personally i'd never be able to be second after a buddy hit it. </p><p>Really? </p><p>Definitely. I don't know any guy (over 25) that can say it hasn't happened.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I agree. And I don't think that means that every guy has had a girl cheat on him. The guy could have been destroyed because the chick dropped him out of nowhwere.</font></p>
KC2OSO
01-24-2007, 10:27 AM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />and on an unrelated note for the record, i swear to god when i was a kid i thought george michael was ALL ABOUT the pussy. <p>Me too Budday, me too. Maybe we should start a support group. </p><p>Wait a minute, what are you guys trying to say!?!??!</p><p>I thought George Michael was all about the Sports Machine... </p>
LordJezo
01-24-2007, 10:33 AM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br />pics?<p> Yeah, this thread is worthless with no pics.</p>
newport king
01-24-2007, 10:36 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><p>depends on the buddys feelings for the chick. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">every guy has a girl that completely destroyed him</font>. chances are if he caught her cheating he got hurt. </p><p>me personally i'd never be able to be second after a buddy hit it. </p><p>Really? </p><p>Definitely. I don't know any guy (over 25) that can say it hasn't happened.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I agree. And I don't think that means that every guy has had a girl cheat on him. The guy could have been destroyed because the chick dropped him out of nowhwere.</font></p><p>WORD. She may have also played him out repeatedly then when he moved on with his life she came back but it was too late...but maybe he still thinks about her from time to time...i'm just sayin. hypothetically of course.</p>
Team_Ramrod
01-24-2007, 10:43 AM
<p>If you are seriously considering stopping with the sex because it's wrong then you absolutely should. Yes, I said it. Here's why; If you are considering such a thing then you must be gay. Stop hiding it and go get yourself a guy.</p><p>She is obviously of age and she obviously is willing so I can't see how it could be wrong.</p><p>As for 'Jon', big deal. they broke up years ago and he has no further ties to her. Fuck her! Fuck Her till she cries!</p><p>Jesus Christ! some peoples 'problems'....I wish I had this problem.</p>
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 10:54 AM
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you are seriously considering stopping with the sex because it's wrong then you absolutely should. Yes, I said it. Here's why; If you are considering such a thing then you must be gay. Stop hiding it and go get yourself a guy.</p><p>She is obviously of age and she obviously is willing so I can't see how it could be wrong.</p><p>As for 'Jon', big deal. they broke up years ago and he has no further ties to her. Fuck her! Fuck Her till she cries!</p><p>Jesus Christ! some peoples 'problems'....I wish I had this problem.</p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>The Midnight Ramrod </strong></span></p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Posts:</strong> 1282 </span></p></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Joined:</strong> Jul 2006 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Status:</strong> <strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/inbox.cfm/rid/25168" title="Send me a private message!">Online!</a></strong> </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> <font style="background-color: #ffff00"><strong><font size="3" color="#000000">Lethbridge, Alberta</font></strong> </font></span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Sheepy Points:</strong> -200 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails">Active Member </span></td></tr></tbody></table><p> </p><p>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ok..</p>
Team_Ramrod
01-24-2007, 11:21 AM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you are seriously considering stopping with the sex because it's wrong then you absolutely should. Yes, I said it. Here's why; If you are considering such a thing then you must be gay. Stop hiding it and go get yourself a guy.</p><p>She is obviously of age and she obviously is willing so I can't see how it could be wrong.</p><p>As for 'Jon', big deal. they broke up years ago and he has no further ties to her. Fuck her! Fuck Her till she cries!</p><p>Jesus Christ! some peoples 'problems'....I wish I had this problem.</p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>The Midnight Ramrod </strong></span></p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Posts:</strong> 1282 </span></p></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Joined:</strong> Jul 2006 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Status:</strong> <strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/inbox.cfm/rid/25168" title="Send me a private message!">Online!</a></strong> </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> <font style="background-color: #ffff00"><strong><font size="3" color="#000000">Lethbridge, Alberta</font></strong> </font></span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Sheepy Points:</strong> -200 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails">Active Member </span></td></tr></tbody></table><p> </p><p>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ok..</p><p>Wow, I can't even be upset at that. I must applaude you, that was a very original and witty post. Key in on original...I can't beleive I haven't come across one of those before.</p><p>It has nothing to do with where I'm from, I could care less about that. My problem with you taking the time to actually post that. It was absolutely retarted, it makes no sense and what's sad is that you thought you were being funny while doing it.</p><p>Here's what you need to do...</p><p>Go back to the archives, start at 2004, work up to the current day and keep track of other hilarious posts that have been done thousands of times. Use that on my next post....Kay?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Oh shit! I just realized that I AM from Lethbridge, Disregard the aforementioned please.</p>
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 11:25 AM
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you are seriously considering stopping with the sex because it's wrong then you absolutely should. Yes, I said it. Here's why; If you are considering such a thing then you must be gay. Stop hiding it and go get yourself a guy.</p><p>She is obviously of age and she obviously is willing so I can't see how it could be wrong.</p><p>As for 'Jon', big deal. they broke up years ago and he has no further ties to her. Fuck her! Fuck Her till she cries!</p><p>Jesus Christ! some peoples 'problems'....I wish I had this problem.</p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>The Midnight Ramrod </strong></span></p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Posts:</strong> 1282 </span></p></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Joined:</strong> Jul 2006 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Status:</strong> <strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/inbox.cfm/rid/25168" title="Send me a private message!">Online!</a></strong> </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> <font style="background-color: #ffff00"><strong><font size="3" color="#000000">Lethbridge, Alberta</font></strong> </font></span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Sheepy Points:</strong> -200 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails">Active Member </span></td></tr></tbody></table><p> </p><p>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ok..</p><p>Wow, I can't even be upset at that. I must applaude you, that was a very original and witty post. Key in on original...I can't beleive I haven't come across one of those before.</p><p>It has nothing to do with where I'm from, I could care less about that. My problem with you taking the time to actually post that. It was absolutely retarted, it makes no sense and what's sad is that you thought you were being funny while doing it.</p><p>Here's what you need to do...</p><p>Go back to the archives, start at 2004, work up to the current day and keep track of other hilarious posts that have been done thousands of times. Use that on my next post....Kay?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Oh shit! I just realized that I AM from Lethbridge, Disregard the aforementioned please.</p><p>lol, Geez. Calm down. </p>
SatCam
01-24-2007, 11:29 AM
hey man, it's your life. but whatever you do, use protection
I mean bring a gun in case her ex comes a knockin
Team_Ramrod
01-24-2007, 01:25 PM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you are seriously considering stopping with the sex because it's wrong then you absolutely should. Yes, I said it. Here's why; If you are considering such a thing then you must be gay. Stop hiding it and go get yourself a guy.</p><p>She is obviously of age and she obviously is willing so I can't see how it could be wrong.</p><p>As for 'Jon', big deal. they broke up years ago and he has no further ties to her. Fuck her! Fuck Her till she cries!</p><p>Jesus Christ! some peoples 'problems'....I wish I had this problem.</p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>The Midnight Ramrod </strong></span></p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Posts:</strong> 1282 </span></p></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Joined:</strong> Jul 2006 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Status:</strong> <strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/inbox.cfm/rid/25168" title="Send me a private message!">Online!</a></strong> </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> <font style="background-color: #ffff00"><strong><font size="3" color="#000000">Lethbridge, Alberta</font></strong> </font></span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Sheepy Points:</strong> -200 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails">Active Member </span></td></tr></tbody></table><p> </p><p>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ok..</p><p>Wow, I can't even be upset at that. I must applaude you, that was a very original and witty post. Key in on original...I can't beleive I haven't come across one of those before.</p><p>It has nothing to do with where I'm from, I could care less about that. My problem with you taking the time to actually post that. It was absolutely retarted, it makes no sense and what's sad is that you thought you were being funny while doing it.</p><p>Here's what you need to do...</p><p>Go back to the archives, start at 2004, work up to the current day and keep track of other hilarious posts that have been done thousands of times. Use that on my next post....Kay?</p><p>Oh shit! I just realized that I AM from Lethbridge, Disregard the aforementioned please.</p><p>lol, Geez. Calm down. </p><p>I knew I shouldn't have hit the post message. Note the lack of profanities, this was not to be taken as anger. I did kind of know it would be though, I was hoping to slide through the cracks.</p>
lleeder
01-24-2007, 01:37 PM
<font size="3">I say bang her and go to his house with your dick out and say "Smell anything familiar?" Thats the classiest way about it.</font>
Bulldogcakes
01-24-2007, 04:04 PM
<p>Keep nailing her, but dont get attached. Sounds like you're not. Chances are the main reason why she's attracted to you is that you're friends with her ex. So if he was the one who dumped her, the revenge angle will only last so long on her side. Actually, she may be wanting your bud to find out to stick the knife in his back. </p><p>Or she might actually like you for some inexplicable reason. </p><p> </p><p>Seriously, if your friend is REALLY cool with it (and make sure he is) then you have nothing to worry about. Enjoy yourself. </p>
foodcourtdruide
01-24-2007, 05:38 PM
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you are seriously considering stopping with the sex because it's wrong then you absolutely should. Yes, I said it. Here's why; If you are considering such a thing then you must be gay. Stop hiding it and go get yourself a guy.</p><p>She is obviously of age and she obviously is willing so I can't see how it could be wrong.</p><p>As for 'Jon', big deal. they broke up years ago and he has no further ties to her. Fuck her! Fuck Her till she cries!</p><p>Jesus Christ! some peoples 'problems'....I wish I had this problem.</p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>The Midnight Ramrod </strong></span></p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Posts:</strong> 1282 </span></p></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Joined:</strong> Jul 2006 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Status:</strong> <strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/inbox.cfm/rid/25168" title="Send me a private message!">Online!</a></strong> </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> <font style="background-color: #ffff00"><strong><font size="3" color="#000000">Lethbridge, Alberta</font></strong> </font></span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Sheepy Points:</strong> -200 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails">Active Member </span></td></tr></tbody></table><p> </p><p>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ok..</p><p>Wow, I can't even be upset at that. I must applaude you, that was a very original and witty post. Key in on original...I can't beleive I haven't come across one of those before.</p><p>It has nothing to do with where I'm from, I could care less about that. My problem with you taking the time to actually post that. It was absolutely retarted, it makes no sense and what's sad is that you thought you were being funny while doing it.</p><p>Here's what you need to do...</p><p>Go back to the archives, start at 2004, work up to the current day and keep track of other hilarious posts that have been done thousands of times. Use that on my next post....Kay?</p><p>Oh shit! I just realized that I AM from Lethbridge, Disregard the aforementioned please.</p><p>lol, Geez. Calm down. </p><p>I knew I shouldn't have hit the post message. Note the lack of profanities, this was not to be taken as anger. I did kind of know it would be though, I was hoping to slide through the cracks.</p><p>It's ok, I deserved it. In retrospect it was a cheap attempt at humor that was not creative :)</p>
timhorton
01-24-2007, 05:46 PM
<p>Bang 'er 'till it hurts and when you're tired..do a couple of rails.... and do her again...IN THE ASS</p><p> some people's kids......... sheeesh</p><p> </p>
Green Lantern
01-24-2007, 06:02 PM
<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Way to go bro!!!!</font>
Doctor Z
01-24-2007, 06:02 PM
Done it. I say GOOD JOB.
MellySmelly
01-24-2007, 07:23 PM
Big deal, I've been banging her for months.
Basedow
01-24-2007, 09:01 PM
<p>Be Careful or this will happen:</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2564687,00.html">Terrible Skydiving Death(not video dont be scared)</a> </p>
Team_Ramrod
01-24-2007, 09:21 PM
<strong>timhorton</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bang 'er 'till it hurts and when you're tired..do a couple of rails.... and do her again...<font style="background-color: #ffff00">IN THE ASS</font></p><p> some people's kids......... sheeesh</p><p> </p><p>Stan Mikita,</p><p>That suggestion and that suggestion alone has gotten you off Ramrod probation. I will notify Mikey and have him fax or email you the required forms for your benefits, which will contain forms for complete coverage health insurance. You are now a full-time member of rf.net complete with a retirement package. I am proud of you.</p><p>Congratulations sir!!!!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>.</p><span class="post_edited"></span>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by The Midnight Ramrod on 1-25-07 @ 1:22 AM</span>
cougarjake13
01-26-2007, 02:33 PM
<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Be Careful or this will happen:</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2564687,00.html">Terrible Skydiving Death(not video dont be scared)</a> </p><p>what are the chances that there 2 girls named Els and there both friends and both banging the same guy, its craziness i tell ya </p>
riverofpiss
01-27-2007, 01:46 AM
<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />Have you tried the ass yet? I say don't cut her loose till you've worn out both sides of the field. <p>I fucking laughed so hard when I seen the above post from FogHat. </p>
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