East Side Dave: Pantyhose or Socks?

[mikeyboy]

<p>On the FreeFM show, Ron accused Dave of wearing pantyhose.&nbsp; Dave claimed instead that they were merely winter socks.&nbsp; You be the judge.</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/SNC11056Small.jpg" border="0" width="640" height="480" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/SNC11057Small.jpg" border="0" width="640" height="480" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/SNC11058Small.jpg" border="0" width="640" height="480" /></p>

[yomudder21]

<font size="2">He neeeds those elastic rings above his knees with the lil' clips that come down to hold those terrible socks up.</font>&nbsp;

[Sheeplovr]

<p>my black socks go up higher then that</p><p>so im voteing for socks&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

If this were 1937, I would say socks, but today&nbsp;&nbsp; PANTYHOSE !!

[torker]

<em>I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking</em>

[A.J.]

Leggings.

[cupcakelove]

They look like ugly dress socks.&nbsp; Panty hose goes all the way up your legs and are usually sheer.

[angelinad128]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><em>I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking</em> <p>HAHAHAHA&nbsp; The Van Halen thread is in &quot;Entertainment&quot;!&nbsp; </p><p>They are socks for sure. Isn't that a regular thing for mens socks to have those lines through them?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<font size="4">knee-highs</font>

[mrsieve]

Is Dave trying to work at the Moulin Rouge?&nbsp;&nbsp;

[angrymissy]

<p>oh my.</p><p>Those are what one would call &quot;trouser socks&quot;, and they are hideous&nbsp;</p>

[KC2OSO]

Panty-socks?&nbsp; Supp-hose?&nbsp; Panty-Hosen?

[burrben]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">knee-highs</font> <p>that's what i was thinking</p>

[Chigworthy]

ben, are you a candy cane kid?

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img src="http://www.filmposter.ch/img/covers/2005-1-28-12-11-33-sock-it-to-me.jpg" border="0" width="270" height="266" /></p><p>or</p><p><font size="3"></font><font size="3">i said he's a fairy i do suppose<br />flyin through the air in <strong>pantyhose<br /></strong>he may be very sexy or even cute<br />but he looks like a sucker in a&nbsp;<em>gold and&nbsp;purple mask</em><br />i said you need a man who's got finesse<br />and his whole name across his chest<br />he may be able to fly all through the night<br />but can he rock a party til the early light?<br />he cant satisfy you with his little worm<br />but i can bust you out with my super sperm<br /></font></p>

[Basedow]

tights

[reillyluck]

socks!

[ShelleBink]

Having seen them up close last night, and feeling the material, it was much more nylon-like than cotton or fabric that most manly men wear for socks.

[led37zep]

Bloomers.

[cupcakelove]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />Having seen them up close last night, and feeling the material, it was much more nylon-like than cotton or fabric that most manly men wear for socks.<p>Its not uncommon for mens dress socks to be made out of nylon. </p>

[MadMatt]

Socks.&nbsp; They are a little thin, but they are socks.

[Marc with a c]

<p>dave just gets handsomer and handsomer.</p><p>they're socks.</p>

[Enabler]

They are clearly socks...nice ones too. Not to be wornnwith jeans and a t-shirt.&nbsp;&nbsp;Im betting Dave hasnt done laundry in a little while. Thats when I usually dip into the dress-sock section of&nbsp;my drawer. &nbsp;

[ShelleBink]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />Having seen them up close last night, and feeling the material, it was much more nylon-like than cotton or fabric that most manly men wear for socks.<p>Its not uncommon for mens dress socks to be made out of nylon. </p><p>&nbsp;True, but it is ridiculous to wear dress socks with a Primus shirt and jeans</p>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />Having seen them up close last night, and feeling the material, it was much more nylon-like than cotton or fabric that most manly men wear for socks.<p>Its not uncommon for mens dress socks to be made out of nylon. </p><p> True, but it is ridiculous to wear dress socks with a Primus shirt and jeans</p><p>&nbsp;Yes, but he wouldn't be ESD if he could dress himself now would he? </p>

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>They look like something a 1930s german hooker would wear.</strong>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />Having seen them up close last night, and feeling the material, it was much more nylon-like than cotton or fabric that most manly men wear for socks.<p>Its not uncommon for mens dress socks to be made out of nylon. </p><p> True, but it is ridiculous to wear dress socks with a Primus shirt and jeans</p><p> Yes, but he wouldn't be ESD if he could dress himself now would he? </p><p>&nbsp;touch&eacute;</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>Too thin, why bother even wearing anything. You might as well draw them on with a marker!</strong>

[docgoblin]

Those are very elegant dress socks. Usually worn by someone of culture and refinement. Very rarely are they worn with jeans and a T-Shirt.

[Judge Smails]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>They look like something a 1930s german hooker would wear.</strong> <p><em>Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue! <br /></em></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://www.madeline-kahn.com/Picture/blazing_saddles059.jpg" border="0" width="498" height="300" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[fillourenco]

of course they are panty if hey were winter socks they would be thicker and not see through

[rckiller]

I'd have to see them over Dave's head first.

[stump12]

On a man those are pantyhose. On Fez theyre socks. But Im not sure were Dave falls in there so I think you can call them pantysocks.

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I would say they are socks. They are 4&quot; short of leggings and 10&quot; short of an actual panty hose...</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

<img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/DavesSecret.jpg" border="0" />

[TheVHD]

I'm going to split the difference and call them &quot;stockings&quot;.

[rckiller]

Fallon Great job!!