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<p>Two muscle relaxers and something for this cunt of a headache I have had all day.</p><p> </p>
sailor
01-27-2007, 08:17 PM
<font size="2">try some caffeine with it.<br /></font>
Bob Impact
01-27-2007, 08:18 PM
<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">try some caffeine with it.<br /></font><p> Or have a cigarette, raise that blood pressure.</p>
lleeder
01-27-2007, 08:19 PM
<font size="3">Did you put on Lateralus?</font>
walking joint
01-27-2007, 08:20 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Two muscle relaxers and <strong><font size="4">something</font></strong> <font size="4"><strong>for this cunt</strong></font> of a headache I have had all day.</p><p> </p><p>hmmm....a penis?</p>
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Did you put on Lateralus?</font> <p>Good idea. </p>
weekapaugjz
01-27-2007, 08:30 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Two muscle relaxers and something for this cunt of a headache I have had all day.</p><p> </p><p>im jealous...</p>
dereckfishboy
01-27-2007, 08:33 PM
<p>I'm a fan of vikes and a thick beer myself..... but then again my liver problems will likely supplant my frequent headaches at some point..... </p><p><br />Mayhaps a warm bath might help? </p>
Oh man, you just ruined it, We only have a stand-up shower, not like a bubble bath. My headache is still here.
<p>My headache is now gone, I feel like Im made out of jello. </p><p>Lime flavored jello. </p>
sr71blackbird
01-27-2007, 09:25 PM
I sometimes take a small damp towel and microwave it for a minute or two and then lay back on a couch and place it over my face (make sure it is not too hot obviously!). It does wonders!
dereckfishboy
01-27-2007, 09:27 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My headache is now gone, I feel like Im made out of jello. </p><p>Lime flavored jello. </p><p> </p><p>That's my favorite flavor of Jello </p>
spoon
01-27-2007, 09:27 PM
That's funny, I'm starving for lime jello!
Team_Ramrod
01-27-2007, 09:31 PM
I usually take Tylenol for mine. I try to convince my wife that when she has a headache that she needs an orgasm...
Bob Impact
01-27-2007, 09:34 PM
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br />I usually take Tylenol for mine. I try to convince my wife that when she has a headache that she needs an orgasm...<p> That's funny, mine tries to convince me that orgasms cause headaches.</p><p> </p><p>::rimshot:: </p>
weekapaugjz
01-27-2007, 09:35 PM
all this lime jello talk made me realize i have lime jello with pineapple chunks cups in my fridge. yum.
Orgasmas cure headaches. Its true.
Bob Impact
01-27-2007, 09:46 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Orgasmas cure headaches. Its true. <p> I always heard that orgasms equal love.</p>
Now I am enjoying a steaming cup of green tea.
Bob Impact
01-27-2007, 09:53 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Now I am enjoying a steaming cup of green tea. <p> Ohhh, Mrs. Impact got me hooked on Lipton's Green Tea with Citrus. Nice. </p>
Team_Ramrod
01-27-2007, 10:40 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Orgasmas cure headaches. Its true. <p>You want to tell wife of Ramrod that? She doesn't seem to care to try. I tell her every fucking time....</p><p>And if you know that why'd you waste time with pills?</p>
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Orgasmas cure headaches. Its true. <p>You want to tell wife of Ramrod that? She doesn't seem to care to try. I tell her every fucking time....</p><p>And if you know that why'd you waste time with pills?</p><p>Because the mans at work. </p>
Team_Ramrod
01-27-2007, 11:00 PM
<p>WORK IS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>You make him feel like shit for not being there in your time of need when he get's home, okay?</p><p>Personally, I would have taken some sick time to help.....but that's just me.</p>
JesterOfSadness
01-27-2007, 11:41 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My headache is now gone, I feel like Im made out of jello. </p><p>Lime flavored jello. </p><p>if only it was blue raspberry jello...</p><p> </p><p>I got nothing.</p>
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Orgasmas cure headaches. Its true. <p>You want to tell wife of Ramrod that? She doesn't seem to care to try. I tell her every fucking time....</p><p>And if you know that why'd you waste time with pills?</p><p>He would NEVER. His work ethic is wayyyy too strong to ever do that. I'm jealous really, Im the call in queen and he goes even if he's half dead. </p>
kellermcgee21
01-28-2007, 12:19 PM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />I sometimes take a small <strike>damp</strike> dump in a towel and microwave it for a minute or two and then lay back on a couch and place it over my face (make sure it is not too hot obviously!). It does wonders! <p>fixed it for you</p>
bobrobot
01-28-2007, 12:36 PM
<strong>dereckfishboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My headache is now gone, I feel like Im made out of jello. </p><p>Lime flavored jello. </p><p> </p><p>That's my favorite flavor of Jello </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">I like <font color="#993300">chocolate pudding</font> w/ hair around it!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.dollyhair.com/nylonhair/chocolatepudding.jpg" border="0" width="139" height="126" /></p><p> </p>
Ritalin
01-28-2007, 12:44 PM
Man, I gotta get me some lime jello pills.
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