More 1st World Problems

[jaybird]

I totally had a brain fart when trying to come up with other problems tonight!<div><br /></div><div>Here are some that I thought of after the fact:</div><div>- Not having XM to hear the guys again sooner.</div><div>- Deciding which to watch and which to TiVo (24 Vs. Heroes)</div><div>- Forgetting my password and having to remember what email address I used to sign up.</div><div>- Having to reset my radio stations after the car battery dies or gets unplugged</div><div>- Going to a supermarket that doesn't have a self checkout</div><div>- Having to use multiple remotes to get the dvd player/stereo and tv to all work together.</div><div>- Having to load cds onto the computer to load onto my iPod</div><div><br /></div><div>and so on...</div>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Stomach ache from eating too much</font>

[Don Stugots]

the batteries in my chicks vibrator are dead.

[TheVHD]

I went out last night and got wasted and hooked up with this hot chick... I feel like shit today though.

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Over cooked pasta.</p><p>Over cooked steak.</p><p>Bed is cold when you jump in at night.</p><p>internet connection to rf.net slows at 1:30 am every day</p><p>DVD's get scratched, now you need to burn another copy</p><p>Sport store doesn't have the right Nike Shox</p><p>Daddy bought you the wrong colour car</p><p>Didn't get head last night.</p>

[Hottub]

<p>Forgot to charge the cell</p><p>Forgot to charge the iPod</p><p>Forgot where I keep the shovels and lime.</p>

[RoseBlood]

<p>Not wanting to get outta the shower in the winter cause you know how freezing it's going to be.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not wanting to get outta the shower in the winter cause you know how freezing it's going to be.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;I'm with you, i try to do a shower bath and it keeps overflowing so i have to drain for a little while and then refill.&nbsp; Its irritating.&nbsp; </p>

[RoseBlood]

<strong>jaybird</strong> wrote:<br />*&gt;- Going to a supermarket that doesn't have a self checkout <p>Right now I hate self-checkout. It sounded nice in theory until you inevitably get stuck behind someone who can't figure anything out on their own and you have to wait for a cashier to come and assist them anyways.</p>

[mikeyboy]

Ever lose the TiVo remote?&nbsp; You're completely lost.&nbsp; You can't watch anything you've recorded and you can't change channels without bypassing the TiVo.&nbsp; I've been known to tear a couch apart when I can't find my TiVo remote.

[KnoxHarrington]

Having to worry about the fund allocations in your 401(k).

In many countries, the "retirement plan" is getting a damn cup to beg on the street when you're too old to work.

[Dan 'Hampton]

<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jaybird</strong> wrote:<br />*&gt;- Going to a supermarket that doesn't have a self checkout <p>Right now I hate self-checkout. It sounded nice in theory until you inevitably get stuck behind someone who can't figure anything out on their own and you have to wait for a cashier to come and assist them anyways.</p><p>&nbsp;I hate the slow old.</p>

[Don Stugots]

what do you mean you are all out of Decaf frap mocha lite latte with soy and whipped cream?&nbsp;&nbsp; i hate this place!&nbsp;

[Seacah]

The myspace server is too busy so I can't go on and flip through profiles of 16 year old girls.

[MrPink]

<p>Public schools</p><p>Public housing</p><p>People living too long</p><p>Hookers and drugs illegal</p><p>Cant smoke in bars</p><p>Shitty coke</p><p>Cops</p><p>Democracy</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?&nbsp; i same to have run short.</p><p>ATM machines charge me to get my money out!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

I hate it when my Ecuadorian gardener forgets to coil the hose to the right.....&quot;Jose, I said to the right&quot;!!!!!!!!

[Seacah]

Dammit my XM reception is shit whenever I drive through the tunnel.

[Hottub]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><p>pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?&nbsp; i same to have run short.</p><p>ATM machines charge me to get my money out!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>ATM = Automated Teller Machine.</p><p>You said ATM machine.</p><p>Don't do it again.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><p>pardon me, do you have any grey poupon? i same to have run short.</p><p>ATM machines charge me to get my money out! </p><p>ATM = Automated Teller Machine.</p><p>You said ATM machine.</p><p>Don't do it again.</p><p>&nbsp;i know, but that is what it is called.&nbsp; not my fault, its the vanacular. </p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Making WAY too much food and dealing with the annoyance of getting up to throw it away.</p><p>God, don't ya just hate that too 3rd world countries?</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>oops.&nbsp; sorry.<br /></strong>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Don Stugots on 2-2-07 @ 4:24 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">When the web pages are loading to slowly.</font></strong>

[KC2OSO]

Fat-fingered Yahoo mail password on change and can't remenber secret word entered years ago when I created the account.&nbsp; I'm screwed basically.&nbsp; Yahoo No-Help desk is useless so I'm trying to have the account hacked by a supposed pro.&nbsp; Shit!

[STC-Dub]

Having to turn down Ron &amp; Fez when customer come in my store.

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><p>pardon me, do you have any grey poupon? i same to have run short.</p><p>ATM machines charge me to get my money out! </p><p>ATM = Automated Teller Machine.</p><p>You said ATM machine.</p><p>Don't do it again.</p><p>&nbsp;i know, but that is what it is called.&nbsp; not my fault, its the vanacular. </p><p>isnt it vernacular ???</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Forgetting to plug your car in and </p><p>1)&nbsp;having to walk back inside to get the power pack to boost it.</p><p>or</p><p>2) having to start your other vehicle to boost it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If you remembered to plug it in then you forget to start it to let it warm up</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>your sattelite tv loses signal on odd transponders and you only have 350 channels</p>

[DonInNC]

The value of my&nbsp;house isn't appreciating at the rate I thought it would.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DonInNC on 2-2-07 @ 8:02 PM</span>

[RobRealty.com]

<p>1.) The Hummer doesn't fit in the building's garage, </p><p>2.) The closest one that'll take it charges $400 a month. </p><p>3.) It's 2 blocks away.</p>

[RobRealty.com]

Taxable consequences of capital gains

[reeshy]

Having to declare my dependents to get a higher return!!!!

[patsopinion]

<p>we thought the oven didnt work for a month</p><p>then we turned it on</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>alcohlism</p><p>gambeling addiction</p><p>spelling&nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Having to declare my dependents to get a higher return!!!! <p>I declare single, my wife declares single w/ dependants. This way we get the best bang for our buck.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Having to change the setting on my washer to gentle so I don't ruin my 1000 thread count bed sheets and my wonderful Duvet.</p><p>Having to wash the soapscum off my shower walls after I take a long, hot shower.</p><p>Having to clean out my fridge of the left overs from 3 meals ago.</p><p>Having to get up to turn up the thermometer because I have a slight chill.</p><p>Having to find an isolated bathroom to throw up the steak, baked potatoe veggies I just ate because I have waaaay to much body fat on me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>my tv tuner cards resolution sucks</p><p>I forgot to put out the trash so now we just leave it in the garage and i cant park my car in it</p><p>bump</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ps mikeboy is my fav. and the guy that was there for 6 years had 50 posts.&nbsp; i think that's noobish&nbsp;</p>

[andywhat?]

i got dirt on my air jordans.

[conman823]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>- Having to get up to get a glass of fresh water from the sink.</p><p>- Not being able to fit all the food I bought in the space i have in my fridge and spending money on a separate &quot;Meats Only&quot; freezer.</p><p>- Getting up to set the alarm that keeps my house safe</p><p>- Getting up and walking all the way to the window JUST to use my auto start on cold mornings.</p>

[Golfman]

<p>Too many people having kids, starting to appreciate China</p><p>People thinking they have to have 3 kids or more, who cant even control 1</p><p>Nobody carrying diet mountain dew</p><p>Not making birdie on a par 5</p><p>T.O.</p><p>Taking my shoes off at the airport, just f-n gross</p><p>Car/uni bombers, what the hell, just go out in your yard and kill yourself</p><p>Midnight Rider</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

I buy&nbsp;two $5,000 seats for the Super Bowl and it rains on me.

[cupcakelove]

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