I think I might be in the doghouse! . . .What?

[Judge Smails]

<p>Maybe this should be in the &quot;When I realized I was getting old thread&quot;.&nbsp; Something happened tonight for the first time in my life, and in nearly 12 years of marriage.&nbsp; My wife tried to initiate something and I turned her down.&nbsp; I can't even remember when the last time she took the lead was.&nbsp; It easily has to be over a year and a half.&nbsp; But I've been up since 5:30 am and I just had a miserable day.&nbsp; I really wasn't in the mood (shit, that seems weird to even type), so I told her &quot;Not tonight&quot;.</p><p>She just gave me a look which was equal parts confusion, concern and disgust.&nbsp; She stuck around downstairs until Grey's Anatomy was over and then said she's going up to bed.&nbsp; I appologized again and she assured me it was OK (but I suspect otherwise).</p><p>I don't know what to do.&nbsp; I still have a shitload of work that I need to prepare for tomorrow.&nbsp; What should I do?&nbsp; Should I go up and throw her a bone, so to speak?&nbsp; Honestly, I don't think I'm up to it though.</p>

[moochcassidy]

thrap one out on the sofa to tittimax and go up to face youre failure in silent uncomfortability

[FUNKMAN]

suck her toes for a while...

[Bulldogcakes]

Tell her you're not just one of her whores. You need to be romanced once in a while.

[mdr55]

<p>Why don't you just give her the</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="7">Hook!!!!</font></strong> <br /> </p>

[dolemyte]

<p>Come home tommorow night and simply ravage her...no words, just grunts and 'the look'</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Shows that yesterday was an aberration and you still have the fire for her....&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

massage her breasts

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I too have had this illness you speak of. It hit me a few months ago. I regret it ever since, on the flip side I can use it as a defence mechanism. When she turns me down I just say &quot;remember that time when I did it to you&quot;? she'll say &quot;how can I forget&quot;. I respond &quot;well how did it feel? cause that's how you make me feel right now&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just get up there man. Do it, you'll get in the mood once you get going. just get rowdy with her. don't let this opportunity pass you by.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>FUCKIN GO!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

nibble her earlobes as you tongue her neck and throat

[Don Stugots]

<p>funk, stop turning me on!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ask her:&nbsp; what am i just piece of meat to you?&nbsp; maybe i just want to be held. &nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Thanks for the advice, all.&nbsp; The powers that be can lock this thread now.&nbsp; The problem has been addressed and I have met my husbandly duty.&nbsp; She's now probably sound asleep upstairs and I'm back to work down here.&nbsp; All in a day's work for the Love Stud.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><p>funk, stop turning me on!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ask her:&nbsp; what am i just piece of meat to you?&nbsp; maybe i just want to be held. &nbsp;</p><p>insert rolling icon here</p><p>LOL</p>

[shittyhambrgers]

faggot.

[Gaia]

Boy did you do the right thing.....

[sr71blackbird]

<p>I agree with Funk</p><p><img src="http://www.pinholephotography.org/images/mouthweb/30.%20Toesucking%204web.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="271" /></p>

[Jujubees2]

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