Alpha Male

[torker]

<p>Are you an alpha male?</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.nndb.com/people/599/000024527/joe_rogan_75.jpg" border="0" width="78" height="85" /></p>

[Tall_James]

I piss on this thread and make it my bitch.

[weekapaugjz]

i always like to think of myself as the man behind the man.&nbsp; i like to be the guy lurking in the shadows giving advice when needed but not really needing to make the big decison.&nbsp; i guess i don't like the responsibility of making tough decisions.

[Don Stugots]

this thread is going to call me daddy, give me oral relief and then make me a sandwich.&nbsp; it will also leave me some cash on the dresser.&nbsp;

[Hottub]

I piss on TJ, and make him my bitch!

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />this thread is going to call me daddy, give me oral relief and then make me a sandwich. it will also leave me some cash on the dresser. <p>lock it up.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://www.rushingaround.net/redearth/puppycam/alfalfa.jpg" border="0" width="230" height="230" />

[sailor]

<font size="2">alpha males are cunts<br /></font>

[torker]

Anybody got a pillow I can bite?

[PhishHead]

I am such a beta male it is not even funny

[weekapaugjz]

hey stu, i'll be your tom hagen, but im no mick, just a welsh/german crossbreed.

[booster11373]

Lone Wolf

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Fez is a Delta male</p><p>Delta Dawn</p>

[torker]

<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br />Lone Wolf <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS/lensquigitems/006.jpg" border="0" width="123" height="164" /></p>

[Gvac]

<strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br />I am such a beta male it is not even funny<p>The beta male is subservient <em>only </em>to the alpha male, and even then only after challenging him and losing.&nbsp; He's the second in command.&nbsp;</p><p>The lowest member of the pack is the omega male, subservient to everyone. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've always been an alpha male, by the way. &nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

Shit...certain posters make it so easy to piss on them...htey know who I mean!!!!!

[PhishHead]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br />I am such a beta male it is not even funny<p>The beta male is subservient <em>only </em>to the alpha male, and even then only after challenging him and losing. He's the second in command. </p><p>The lowest member of the pack is the omega male, subservient to everyone. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've always been an alpha male, by the way. </p><p>&nbsp;okay i change my answer to omega</p>

[torker]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br />I am such a beta male it is not even funny <p>The beta male is subservient <em>only </em>to the alpha male, and even then only after challenging him and losing.&nbsp; He's the second in command.&nbsp;</p><p>The lowest member of the pack is the omega male, subservient to everyone. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've always been an alpha male, by the way. &nbsp;</p><p>Charlton Heston is subservient to no man.</p><p><img src="http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/o/omegaman.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="188" /></p>

[Kevin]

used to be beta but, learned in order to get anywhere, you gotta be alpha, So i am Alpha.

[Tall_James]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />I piss on TJ, and make him my bitch! <p><img src="http://www.stkp.com/FF/ARCHIVE/WATERS/smack.jpg" border="0" width="536" height="346" /></p>

[meanmrbill]

I love that there are alpha males out there.&nbsp;&nbsp;While they're out trying to stay number 1, I'm fucking their wives.

[tele7]

<p>I'm guessing no.</p><p><img src="http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/temp797/funny/2907/ani_flab-flop.gif" border="0" width="190" height="175" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Fezticle98]

I'm an alpha male in the mold of Al Gore during the 2000 Presidential debates.

[Jughead]

I'm sickening NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Captain Rooster]

<p>Pantera: Alpha Mail ?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Billy Staples]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm guessing no.</p><p><img src="http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/temp797/funny/2907/ani_flab-flop.gif" border="0" width="190" height="175" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How can any one that big have such small boobs?&nbsp; Than again in comparison anysize might look small</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I wonder how many times after reading this poll guys asked....Honey...am I an Alpha male?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>well its good to see Jafter is doing better after the guys left DC</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Staples</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br />I am such a beta male it is not even funny<p>The beta male is subservient <em>only </em>to the alpha male, and even then only after challenging him and losing. He's the second in command. </p><p>The lowest member of the pack is the omega male, subservient to everyone. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've always been an alpha male, by the way. </p><p>&nbsp;i wasnt always the alpha male, it took some doing on my part.&nbsp; it is something that i had to grow into. &nbsp; </p>

[EffMeBoobs]

I have a real affinity for Kappa males.

[Billy Staples]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br />I have a real affinity for Kappa males. <p>Liar Liar</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Eff me tell the truth...you have an affinity for </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="2">ANI-males</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2"></font></strong></p><p><font size="1">( not any, I know your virtue, ani as in animal....wanted to make myself clear on your above the board reputation...damn it <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />)</font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">see above the board, nor under the desk...as memories of unnamed people</font></p><p><font size="1">Oh wait......wasn't that another Earl stalking situation?</font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Staples</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Billy Staples on 2-10-07 @ 12:52 PM</span>

[Dan 'Hampton]

<p>At work- Alpha</p><p>At home- Beta</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hate douche bags who gotta be the centers of attention when it's just time to chill.&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At work- Alpha</p><p>At home- Beta</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hate douche bags who gotta be the centers of attention when it's just time to chill. </p><p>&nbsp;isnt it always time to chill?<br /> </p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br />I have a real affinity for Kappa males. <p>Liar Liar</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Eff me tell the truth...you have an affinity for </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="2">ANI-males</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2"></font></strong></p><p><font size="1">( not any, I know your virtue, ani as in animal....wanted to make myself clear on your above the board reputation...damn it <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />)</font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">see above the board, nor under the desk...as memories of unnamed people</font></p><p><font size="1">Oh wait......wasn't that another Earl stalking situation?</font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Staples</font></p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Billy Staples on 2-10-07 @ 12:52 PM</span><p>&nbsp;I'm kinda confused, but I totally comprehend you all at the same time.</p>

[A.J.]

<p>I'm a Delta Male.</p><p><img src="http://www.cpyu.org/files/Articles/Fall%202004/College%20-%20Belushi.gif" border="0" width="199" height="239" /></p>

[spoon]

<strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At work- Alpha</p><p>At home- Beta</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hate douche bags who gotta be the centers of attention when it's just time to chill.&nbsp;</p><p>First off, you don't have to be the center of attention to be an alpha male.&nbsp; It's just when situations arise.</p><p>Second, you don't become an alpha male, beta male or wtf omega smeggma male.&nbsp; You're naturally one or the other, or some sort of mix.&nbsp; For those I know here that answered I'd say they were right on.&nbsp; Phishy is definitely that laid back non-alpha male, Gvac has the alpha male look, and I'd say Funk isn't alpha either.&nbsp; It's not bad or good one way or the other as each have their problems and it's good when you have close friends in the opposite group.&nbsp; And I know a ton of married alpha types that are in fact pusses with their wives/women.&nbsp; Yet this ranking or heirarchy has nothing to do with interaction with the other sex, just how we position ourselves in trying to land them.</p><p>Moe's a LambdaLambda male.&nbsp; That I know for sure.</p>

[burrben]

<p><img src="http://www.belowthebeltshow.com/images/guests/monty_brown.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="225" /></p><p>the alpha male?</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At work- Alpha</p><p>At home- Beta</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hate douche bags who gotta be the centers of attention when it's just time to chill. </p><p>First off, you don't have to be the center of attention to be an alpha male. It's just when situations arise.</p><p>Second, you don't become an alpha male, beta male or wtf omega smeggma male. You're naturally one or the other, or some sort of mix. For those I know here that answered I'd say they were right on. Phishy is definitely that laid back non-alpha male, Gvac has the alpha male look, and I'd say Funk isn't alpha either. It's not bad or good one way or the other as each have their problems and it's good when you have close friends in the opposite group. And I know a ton of married alpha types that are in fact pusses with their wives/women. Yet this ranking or heirarchy has nothing to do with interaction with the other sex, just how we position ourselves in trying to land them.</p><p>Moe's a LambdaLambda male. That I know for sure.</p><p>&nbsp;Spoon couldnt be more right. &nbsp; except for the Moe thing.&nbsp; i dont know him well enough but i will take your word for it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>BTW, you still owe a beer.&nbsp; for what?&nbsp; just because. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[spoon]

<p>Stu's an alpha female and owes me a case!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Stu's an alpha female and owes me a case!</p><p>&nbsp;i have a case on the terrace, its ice cold and all yours.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>Spoon take this beer from &nbsp;</p><p>i cant drink em anymore</p><p>i'm getting bloated</p><p>too bloated to see&nbsp;</p><p>feels like i am knockin of heaven's door&nbsp;</p>

[Dan 'Hampton]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At work- Alpha</p><p>At home- Beta</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hate douche bags who gotta be the centers of attention when it's just time to chill. </p><p> isnt it always time to chill?<br /> </p><p> I feel it's always time to chill, except at work. It pisses me off to no extent when people slack at work and make it tougher on everyone else. On your own time I say don't cause any trouble.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*But then again when i'm at work i'm almost always working with guys younger than me that look to me for no other fact than that I have more experiance.*&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dschef on 2-10-07 @ 5:10 PM</span>

[PhishHead]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At work- Alpha</p><p>At home- Beta</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hate douche bags who gotta be the centers of attention when it's just time to chill. </p><p>First off, you don't have to be the center of attention to be an alpha male. It's just when situations arise.</p><p>Second, you don't become an alpha male, beta male or wtf omega smeggma male. You're naturally one or the other, or some sort of mix. For those I know here that answered I'd say they were right on. Phishy is definitely that laid back non-alpha male, Gvac has the alpha male look, and I'd say Funk isn't alpha either. It's not bad or good one way or the other as each have their problems and it's good when you have close friends in the opposite group. And I know a ton of married alpha types that are in fact pusses with their wives/women. Yet this ranking or heirarchy has nothing to do with interaction with the other sex, just how we position ourselves in trying to land them.</p><p>Moe's a LambdaLambda male. That I know for sure.</p><p>&nbsp;Spoon really want to call me a pussy but put it in nicer words cause he knew my fragile self esteem couldnt take it.&nbsp; </p>

[BLZBUBBA]

Where's Fez?&nbsp; I need a hug.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At work- Alpha</p><p>At home- Beta</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hate douche bags who gotta be the centers of attention when it's just time to chill. </p><p>First off, you don't have to be the center of attention to be an alpha male. It's just when situations arise.</p><p>Second, you don't become an alpha male, beta male or wtf omega smeggma male. You're naturally one or the other, or some sort of mix. For those I know here that answered I'd say they were right on. Phishy is definitely that laid back non-alpha male, Gvac has the alpha male look, and I'd say Funk isn't alpha either. It's not bad or good one way or the other as each have their problems and it's good when you have close friends in the opposite group. And I know a ton of married alpha types that are in fact pusses with their wives/women. Yet this ranking or heirarchy has nothing to do with interaction with the other sex, just how we position ourselves in trying to land them.</p><p>Moe's a LambdaLambda male. That I know for sure.</p><p> Spoon really want to call me a pussy but put it in nicer words cause he knew my fragile self esteem couldnt take it. </p><p>&nbsp;pussy</p>

[PapaBear]

wolf (http://wolf.com/)
If I click the link, do I get a three wolf/moon shirt?

[schmizzbo]

If I click the link, do I get a three wolf/moon shirt?

I want to know!!!

edit: it's for deer stands.