Not the good kind of threesome

[Judge Smails]

<p>Of course, I'm talking about the two guys and one girl variety which seems to be all the rage with the porn that's out there.&nbsp; Maybe I'm showing my age, but I'll soon be &quot;coming&quot; up to my quarter century anniversary of enjoying porn.&nbsp; I've noticed lately that it's very rare to see any movie that doesn't include at least one scene of two guys double teaming one girl.&nbsp;It seems that these scenes are even beginning to&nbsp;replace the once obligatory lesbian scene.</p><p>I don't know how you guys feel about it, but I always found these scenes to be somewhat homoerotic and uncomfortable.&nbsp; In my younger days I had no fantasies about nailing some chick alongside my buddy.&nbsp; Of course, I realize that&nbsp;I've been out of the loop for some time, as I've been married for nearly 12 years.&nbsp; Are kids today partaking of this behavior?&nbsp; How do you all feel about it?</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I could do some of it but no dp.</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>it's gay...</p><p>especially if she is getting vaginal and anal at the same time cause you know their dicks are rubbing together inside the woman and theirs ball on ball action too going on</p>

[A.J.]

I only watch lesbian porn.&nbsp; I have no desire to see a guy naked and&nbsp;I don't imagine that's me as the guy in the scene.

[SinA]

<p>1st of all, i'm telling your wife.</p><p>2nd, real life male nudity scares me.&nbsp;i get freaked out when some old guy at the gym is walking around the locker room with his balls out on display.&nbsp; in porn, however, it's expected.&nbsp; it actually just shows how slutty the chick is that she wants to find a way to get four dicks in her at the same time.&nbsp; and sluttier porn = better porn.&nbsp; that's why&nbsp;lesbian scenes just don't cut it anymore.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />I only watch lesbian porn. I have no desire to see a guy naked and I don't imagine that's me as the guy in the scene.<p>&nbsp;me too.&nbsp; i dont want another guy being naked in the same room as i am naked.&nbsp; </p>

[spoon]

Only with old man yoda reesh!

[Wallower]

There's no way I would do it. I would come too quick for it to be fun and then the shame would set in.

[burrben]

i said no, but if the girl was super fucking hot, i'd probably change my mind

[narc]

<p>It's not gay if the balls don't touch. But if they touch, it's 100% gay. </p><p>I would vote no way in hell. No way I could get a boner if there was another dude there with a boner. </p>

[Snacks]

Tom?

[JPMNICK]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />I only watch lesbian porn. I have no desire to see a guy naked and I don't imagine that's me as the guy in the scene. <p>&nbsp;me too.&nbsp; i dont want another guy being naked in the same room as i am naked.&nbsp; </p><p>2nd that. there is no way I could ever do that. i also never download or watch porn with 2 guys and 1 girl. it just takes me right out of it</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Only if the other man was Grace Jones.</p><p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/51/143300782_84aef36933_o.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="450" /></p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>I was going to say only if the other guy was a ladyboy, but&nbsp;PB beat me to it.</p><p>But generally not a big fan of the rotisserie.</p>

[docgoblin]

Yech!

[PapaBear]

<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I was going to say only if the other guy was a ladyboy, but&nbsp;PB beat me to it.</p><p>But generally not a big fan of the rotisserie.</p><p>Be honest... You'd be willing to do M/M/M, if the other two were Grace. I know I would.</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I was going to say only if the other guy was a ladyboy, but&nbsp;PB beat me to it.</p><p>But generally not a big fan of the rotisserie.</p><p>Be honest... You'd be willing to do M/M/M, if the other two were Grace. I know I would.</p><p>Let's see... what would that look like?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Raketnet/Drama/Gladiator6.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="329" /></p><p>OK I'm in!</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I was going to say only if the other guy was a ladyboy, but&nbsp;PB beat me to it.</p><p>But generally not a big fan of the <strong>rotisserie</strong>.</p><p>starvin... &nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>Ive done the threesome that way but we stood on the opposite sides of each other. No sword crossin!</p><p>I got a threesome the good way because of my performance in that one.</p>

[narc]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ive done the threesome that way but we stood on the opposite sides of each other. No sword crossin!</p><p>I got a threesome the good way because of my performance in that one.</p><p>&nbsp;^ Look at his mod quote though...</p>

[RoseBlood]

<p>I voted &quot;NO FUCKING WAY&quot;!!!</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ive done the threesome that way but we stood on the opposite sides of each other. No sword crossin!</p><p>I got a threesome the good way because of my performance in that one.</p><p>&nbsp;^ Look at his mod quote though...</p><p>and mr slave avatar </p>

[pittphantoms]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1st of all, i'm telling your wife.</p><p>2nd, real life male nudity scares me.&nbsp;i get freaked out when some old guy at the gym is walking around the locker room with his balls out on display.&nbsp; in porn, however, it's expected.&nbsp; it actually just shows how slutty the chick is that she wants to find a way to get four dicks in her at the same time.&nbsp; and sluttier porn = better porn.&nbsp; that's why&nbsp;lesbian scenes just don't cut it anymore.</p><p>I cant agree more with the more slutty part of this comment.&nbsp; I think its why you see so much more throat slamming instead of the traditional BJ.&nbsp; Ironicaly, I think throat slaming is just uncomfortable.</p><p>As for doing this, I think the only way I would consider it is if it was a &quot;fingercuffs&quot; type of performance.&nbsp; You cant be gun shy - but you don't want any swords crossing.&nbsp; </p>

[Doctor Z]

Only if the other guy is a woman.

[keithy_19]

<p>My friend just made me a cd full of porn. The one scene had two guys giving it to this girl. Incredibly slutty and she was smoking hot. Their dicks touched and she had both in her mouth at the same time. There was one point where they hit, and it was like one apologized and elt the other through. </p><p>The girl's moans and such were hot, and I got off to it, but I felt dirtier than usual afterwards. </p>

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<p>Yea, I know this isn't the cool guy reply, but I'd probably be up for it, depending on how hot the woman was. The only way I would want it though is a spit roast. I'm not into coming close to literally crossing swords. </p><p>And this might be a little gay, but I wouldn't want to know who the other guy who is banging the chick with me. That would take me out of it...and it's too fucking weird. Me and my pal were offered once and we hastily declined the offer. She wasn't hot enough either. </p>

[narc]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ive done the threesome that way but we stood on the opposite sides of each other. No sword crossin!</p><p>I got a threesome the good way because of my performance in that one.</p><p>&nbsp;^ Look at his mod quote though...</p><p>and mr slave avatar </p><p>I wasn't talking about myself. I was talking about Ralph. But whatever. We both have gay mod quotes. I want a new one. But nobody gives a shit. </p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I'd do it.</p><p>Just to see how much she could stretch. Hell, I'd throw in another guy if it meant I would find out if they really are 'airtight' when all 3 holes are filled. Of course you'd probably have to squeeze her nose shut in order for a true airtight.</p><p>She'd have to be a hot whooooa because any chick to do that would ultimately be a whoooa no matter what she looks like. But I'm comfortavle enough with my manhood to throw down with a chick while another guy is there.</p><p>The biggest problem I would have is if he left some of his 'mess' on me by accident.</p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd do it.</p><p>Just to see how much she could stretch. Hell, I'd throw in another guy if it meant I would find out if they really are 'airtight' when all 3 holes are filled. Of course you'd probably have to squeeze her nose shut in order for a true airtight.</p><p><font size="2">Now That's The Kind Of Comment That Makes This All Worthwhile!</font></p>

[DoubleJ]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Hell, I'd throw in another guy if it meant I would find out if they really are 'airtight' when all 3 holes are filled. Of course you'd probably have to squeeze her nose shut in order for a true airtight.</p><p>Somebody in the gang would have to plug her ears with his index fingers to complete the act.</p>

[narc]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd do it.</p><p>Just to see how much she could stretch. Hell, I'd throw in another guy if it meant I would find out if they really are 'airtight' when all 3 holes are filled. Of course you'd probably have to squeeze her nose shut in order for a true airtight.</p><p>She'd have to be a hot whooooa because any chick to do that would ultimately be a whoooa no matter what she looks like. But I'm comfortavle enough with my manhood to throw down with a chick while another guy is there.</p><p>The biggest problem I would have is if he left some of his 'mess' on me by accident.</p><p>&nbsp;This post made me throw up in my mouth. </p><p>No girl worth having would do this act. Also, the girls who would do this act would not be worth the icky gayness. &nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd do it.</p><p>Just to see how much she could stretch. Hell, I'd throw in another guy if it meant I would find out if they really are 'airtight' when all 3 holes are filled. Of course you'd probably have to squeeze her nose shut in order for a true airtight.</p><p>She'd have to be a hot whooooa because any chick to do that would ultimately be a whoooa no matter what she looks like. But I'm comfortavle enough with my manhood to throw down with a chick while another guy is there.</p><p>The biggest problem I would have is if he left some of his 'mess' on me by accident.</p><p>&nbsp;This post made me throw up in my mouth. </p><p>No girl worth having would do this act. Also, the girls who would do this act would not be worth the icky gayness. &nbsp;</p><p>That would most likely happen to her. The powerful thrusting down her throat with no nose hole for air to escape will probably cause her to throw up in her mouth.</p><p>I'll disagree with you on one point. If she can do these things I'm mortgaging the house, buying a ring and a video camera and we're going bigtime. My wife would never imagine anything like this. Therefore she's on thin ice right now.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd do it.</p><p>Just to see how much she could stretch. Hell, I'd throw in another guy if it meant I would find out if they really are 'airtight' when all 3 holes are filled. Of course you'd probably have to squeeze her nose shut in order for a true airtight.</p><p>She'd have to be a hot whooooa because any chick to do that would ultimately be a whoooa no matter what she looks like. But I'm comfortavle enough with my manhood to throw down with a chick while another guy is there.</p><p>The biggest problem I would have is if he left some of his 'mess' on me by accident.</p><p>can a mod quote be this long?</p>

[terry1979]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd do it.</p><p>Just to see how much she could stretch. Hell, I'd throw in another guy if it meant I would find out if they really are 'airtight' when all 3 holes are filled. Of course you'd probably have to squeeze her nose shut in order for a true airtight.</p><p>She'd have to be a hot whooooa because any chick to do that would ultimately be a whoooa no matter what she looks like. But I'm comfortavle enough with my manhood to throw down with a chick while another guy is there.</p><p>The biggest problem I would have is if he left some of his 'mess' on me by accident.</p><p>&nbsp;This post made me throw up in my mouth. </p><p>No girl worth having would do this act. Also, the girls who would do this act would not be worth the icky gayness. &nbsp;</p><p>That would most likely happen to her. The powerful thrusting down her throat with no nose hole for air to escape will probably cause her to throw up in her mouth.</p><p>I'll disagree with you on one point. If she can do these things I'm mortgaging the house, buying a ring and a video camera and we're going bigtime. <strong>My wife would never imagine anything like this. Therefore she's on thin ice right now.</strong></p><p>Sounds like a lucky lady!!!</p>

[SatCam]

So you guys are saying that if the hottest chick in the world came up to you and said "you can fuck me as long as this other guy could put it in my mouth at the same time" you would decline?

[Snacks]

<p><img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/CampoNJ/untitled.jpg" border="0" width="252" height="190" /></p><p>Turtle and Drama crossed swords!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Snacks on 2-16-07 @ 5:31 PM</span>

[narc]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />So you guys are saying that if the hottest chick in the world came up to you and said &quot;you can fuck me as long as this other guy could put it in my mouth at the same time&quot; you would decline?<p>&nbsp;I'd still have to think long and hard about it. I would also never tape anything sexual I ever did.&nbsp;</p><p>I wasn't aware any of this made me a prude. &nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

The DP is the greatest innovation in the history of porn (Ass to mouth is the worst, fake tits are a close 2nd) But I have no desire to do it. If I was ever that close to another mans junk, I'd lose my hard on immediately. But I love watching it.

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd do it.</p><p>Just to see how much she could stretch. Hell, I'd throw in another guy if it meant I would find out if they really are 'airtight' when all 3 holes are filled. Of course you'd probably have to squeeze her nose shut in order for a true airtight.</p><p>She'd have to be a hot whooooa because any chick to do that would ultimately be a whoooa no matter what she looks like. But I'm comfortavle enough with my manhood to throw down with a chick while another guy is there.</p><p>The biggest problem I would have is if he left some of his 'mess' on me by accident.</p><p>&nbsp;This post made me throw up in my mouth. </p><p>No girl worth having would do this act. Also, the girls who would do this act would not be worth the icky gayness. &nbsp;</p><p>That would most likely happen to her. The powerful thrusting down her throat with no nose hole for air to escape will probably cause her to throw up in her mouth.</p><p>I'll disagree with you on one point. If she can do these things I'm mortgaging the house, buying a ring and a video camera and we're going bigtime. <strong>My wife would never imagine anything like this. Therefore she's on thin ice right now.</strong></p><p>Sounds like a lucky lady!!!</p><p>Sounds like your a fucking fag you piece of shit!!</p>

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

<p><strong><font size="4">Ive noticed the 2 guys on 1 chick deal in porn more and more recently and I despise it.&nbsp; It rarely is just as simple as one guy on one end and the other at the other end.</font></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><font size="4"><strong>It usually ends up in the worst possible way, where both guys stand up to finish at the same time on the chick's face and they start ejacking all over each other.</strong></font></p><p><font size="4"><strong>Its even worse in the group bukkake scenes, where dudesll rub all kinds of others guy's jit around with their cock on the face of the chick after they finish.</strong></font></p><p><font size="4"><strong>Alright, Im making myself SICK as I type this.&nbsp; And Im literally and seriously about to try to enjoy some baked fucking ziti.</strong></font></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /> </p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Fuck Eagle, you just made me cream in my pants. The shit you were saying is so fucking hot!</p><p>Do you have MSN? Cause I like the way you talk. Maybe you can write to me as I jack!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<strong>DESERTEAGLE.50</strong> wrote: <p><font size="4"><strong>Alright, Im making myself SICK as I type this.&nbsp; And Im literally and seriously about to try to enjoy some baked fucking ziti.</strong></font></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> </p><p><font size="2">You Realize, Of Course, That A Couple Of Guys At The Pasta Factory Jacked Into The Vat As The Pasta Was Being Made?</font></p>