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TheWalkingDead
02-12-2007, 07:59 AM
love that commerical.

FUNKMAN
02-12-2007, 08:00 AM
<p>me too</p><p>i'm just wild about harry</p>

Soupy_Dreck
02-12-2007, 08:04 AM
The end of that commercial should be the sound of Harry smashing a frying pan into her face

KC2OSO
02-12-2007, 08:28 AM
<p>Is it possible to set a commercial on fire?&nbsp; If so, this one would be first in line.&nbsp; I want none of whatever they are selling.</p>

Marc with a c
02-12-2007, 08:29 AM
<strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I want none of whatever they are selling.</p><p>what?</p><p>you obviously haven't heard about the discount.</p>

weekapaugjz
02-12-2007, 08:35 AM
hearing that stupid cunt saying &quot;hhhhhhaaaaarry&quot; makes me cringe.&nbsp; i honestly think it is the worst ad i have ever heard in my life.&nbsp; i can't describe how angry it makes me when i hear it.

CofyCrakCocaine
02-12-2007, 08:43 AM
<p>It makes me want to abuse innocent women. That Harry has no balls either, the way he says 'All right' is such a wormy, wussy, utterly pussy whipped response. I want to hurt him too. Maybe more.&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
02-12-2007, 08:45 AM
<p>I'd rather hear JV &amp; Elvis.&nbsp; So that should tell you how much I hate this fucking commercial.&nbsp; The people who made it up should be gang raped by jackels.</p>

bigtim666
02-12-2007, 08:46 AM
Sunsetter awnings, &nbsp;I want to stick a fork in my ear when i hear it

Gaia
02-12-2007, 08:58 AM
I hate that fucking commercial. I wish they would redo it, and when she keeps nagging him, he just hauls off and raps her, HARD. I dont condone domestic violence etc, but it would be great.

Gaia
02-12-2007, 09:01 AM
<strong>Soupy_Dreck</strong> wrote:<br />The end of that commercial should be the sound of Harry smashing a frying pan into her face <p>AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just caught that....a little slow on the upchuck I am!</p>

Death Metal Moe
02-12-2007, 09:06 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />I hate that fucking commercial. I wish they would redo it, and when she keeps nagging him, he just hauls off and <strong><u><font size="3">raps</font></u></strong> her, HARD. I dont condone domestic violence etc, but it would be great. <p><img src="http://www.lowbright.com/Art/Art-Rapper.gif" border="0" width="186" height="335" /></p><p>WORD!!!!</p><p>Take THAT ya dirty ho!&nbsp; Ain't gonna be tell ME what awnings to buy!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 2-12-07 @ 1:07 PM</span>

ANC
02-12-2007, 10:26 AM
<p>Even though it's annoying as all hell, I think those Bruce Berman commercials were a lot worse.</p>

Soupy_Dreck
02-12-2007, 10:47 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Soupy_Dreck</strong> wrote:<br />The end of that commercial should be the sound of Harry smashing a frying pan into her face <p>AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just caught that....a little slow on the upchuck I am!</p><p>That's okay, noboby listens to us newbs anyone</p>

ChimneyFish
02-12-2007, 10:48 AM
<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">I've never wanted to kill another person whom I've never met until I heard this.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">The best ending to this commercial would be if she was shot in the face, at point blank range, while her family is forced to watch.</font></em></strong></p>

Soupy_Dreck
02-12-2007, 10:48 AM
<strong>Soupy_Dreck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Soupy_Dreck</strong> wrote:<br />The end of that commercial should be the sound of Harry smashing a frying pan into her face <p>AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just caught that....a little slow on the upchuck I am!</p><p>That's okay, noboby listens to us newbs anyone</p><p>of course I meant anyway.&nbsp; Mistyping is what I get for typing and listening at the same time</p>

Earlshog
02-12-2007, 10:53 AM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">I've never wanted to kill another person whom I've never met until I heard this.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">The best ending to this commercial would be if she was shot in the face, at point blank range, while her family is forced to watch.</font></em></strong></p><p>ha ha I agree... its the only spot I ever prayed ended in a murder suicide...</p>

Furtherman
02-12-2007, 11:02 AM
<p>Wow I missed the trolley.&nbsp; I have no idea what you guys are talking about.&nbsp; I've never seen it!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now, I'll probably see it 17 times in the next two days.&nbsp; So I had to get that out there because I'm curious to how bad this ad is!</p>

riverofpiss
02-12-2007, 11:04 AM
That woman has the most annoying voice, I hope she loses her voice box or gets lung cancer and dies due to second-hand smoke from Harry.

ANC
02-12-2007, 11:08 AM
<p>Even though it's annoying as all hell, I think those Bruce Berman commercials were a lot worse.</p>

STC-Dub
02-12-2007, 11:08 AM
As much as I hate this commercial I have to say the Bruce A Berhman one is worse.&nbsp; In that commercial there are two voices that make me want to shoot my radio instead of one.&nbsp; no wai, make that three, when Bruce comes on at the end.

Wallower
02-12-2007, 11:55 AM
This commercial is the reason XM has Liquid Metal.

Midkiff
02-12-2007, 12:00 PM
Is that Gail O in that commercial? Sure reminds me of her.

Chigworthy
02-12-2007, 01:13 PM
We gotta get Harry away from that bitch, she's poison.&nbsp; He never even hangs out anymore.

Odelot
02-12-2007, 02:03 PM
It would be awsome if gail o and paul o were in that comercial, i could just imagine it now, paul o trying to tell everyone about his sun screen while gail o just complains about paul o, and him not listening to her, then at the end you&nbsp; hear paul o beating the hell out of her 4 dogs haha

Kevin
02-12-2007, 02:04 PM
HOO HOO TELL EM HARRY!!

lleeder
02-12-2007, 02:28 PM
<font size="3">The only thing worse is :</font><font size="5"><strong> Did you buy Bruce A Burmans Book?</strong></font>

Kevin
02-12-2007, 02:31 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">The only thing worse is :</font><font size="5"><strong> Did you buy Bruce A Burmans Book?</strong></font> <p>UHHHHH HHHHHHUUUUUUUH SSSSSUUUUURE.</p>

hotshot70
02-12-2007, 03:22 PM
I would love to hear that commercial end with a gunshot and him saying &quot;well, I told them about the discount, BITCH!&quot;

weekapaugjz
02-12-2007, 03:59 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">The only thing worse is :</font><font size="5"><strong> Did you buy Bruce A Burmans Book?</strong></font> <p>UHHHHH HHHHHHUUUUUUUH SSSSSUUUUURE.</p><p>&nbsp;what's a business plan? </p>

Dr Steve
02-12-2007, 04:21 PM
Dammit, I am SO glad it's not just me on this one.&nbsp; They used to play that goddam commercial on some other show I used to listen to and that woman makes me physically ill.&nbsp; This is the god's honest truth:&nbsp; when that commercial comes on, my XM goes off for at least a minute.&nbsp; If I turn it on too soon and I hear that idiot woman's voice, I'll be in a bad mood the rest of the day.&nbsp; It's the ONLY time my XM isn't on 202, by the way.&nbsp; &quot;Tell them about the discount, Harrrrayyyy!&quot;&nbsp; &quot;SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!!! SHUT!!!!! UP!!!!!! SUCK MY ASS IT SMELLS!!!!!!&quot;

Midkiff
02-12-2007, 04:23 PM
I literally turn off the XM completely when this stinking commercial comes on. She makes me vomit. I find myself in the truck screeching, &quot;tellll theeeeem abouuuut the disssssscooooooouuunt, Haaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!&quot; in my best Gail O scream.

stronger129
02-12-2007, 04:29 PM
I cant, I just cant.. I get ANGRY when the HARRY or Bruce Berman commercials come on.. like.. I want to assault someone.. not that I would ever assault someone.. I'm a girl.. and i'm weak.. but it makes me mad

Reephdweller
02-12-2007, 04:48 PM
That is probably one of the most gratingly annoying commercials! I hate it!

Devo37
02-12-2007, 06:13 PM
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">i hate that commercial even more than the <em>weeeeeeee told you so</em> Window Factory one.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Cooter-punches for all of them!!!</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by devo37 on 2-12-07 @ 10:13 PM</span>

DonInNC
02-12-2007, 06:37 PM
<p>The&nbsp;TV commercial is exactly the same, except she calls him him honey instead of Harry. That's even worse.</p>

Captain Rooster
02-12-2007, 06:40 PM
Only 4 ugly girls

Dan 'Hampton
02-12-2007, 06:44 PM
Aren't you guys being subjected to Bob's Discount Furniture radio/tv adds yet?&nbsp; I know he's got a few stores down there in Jersey.

Devo37
02-12-2007, 06:44 PM
<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br />Only 4 ugly girls<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">ugghh!!!&nbsp; god-awful commercial.&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font size="7">THE FOOD!!! THE GIRLS!!!&nbsp;</font></strong></font></p>

Wallower
02-12-2007, 06:51 PM
What's this discount everyone's talking about?

pittphantoms
02-12-2007, 06:57 PM
<p>This comercial is the only time I turn my XM off all day at work.&nbsp; </p>

Devo37
02-12-2007, 06:58 PM
<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">tell Wallower about the discount, harry!!!</font>

Tall_James
02-12-2007, 07:03 PM
<strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br />Aren't you guys being subjected to Bob's Discount Furniture radio/tv adds yet?&nbsp; I know he's got a few stores down there in Jersey. <p>Those are the fucking worst.&nbsp; For those of you who haven't seen the ads, Bob is a mildly retarded inbred who owns a cut-rate furniture store and he's joined in the ads by some dopey broad whose main talent is nodding her head.</p><p>Awful.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

landarch
02-12-2007, 07:15 PM
I am glad I am not the only one.&nbsp; I do have this nagging feeling that I really really need a sunsetter retractable awning though......

Dan 'Hampton
02-13-2007, 01:51 AM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br />Aren't you guys being subjected to Bob's Discount Furniture radio/tv adds yet? I know he's got a few stores down there in Jersey. <p>Those are the fucking worst. For those of you who haven't seen the ads, Bob is a mildly retarded inbred who owns a cut-rate furniture store and he's joined in the ads by some dopey broad whose main talent is nodding her head.</p><p>Awful.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Up here he's everywhere.&nbsp; You cannot watch any show on TV without seeing one of his stupid adds.&nbsp; And then there is his stupid animations.&nbsp; Damn him and his give blood ad.&nbsp; That just about made me sick. </p>

Photoshop Mike
02-13-2007, 11:56 AM
<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br />hearing that stupid cunt saying &quot;hhhhhhaaaaarry&quot; makes me cringe.&nbsp; i honestly think it is the worst ad i have ever heard in my life.&nbsp; i can't describe how angry it makes me when i hear it. <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I totally agree! They could cut HER out of that ad and it wouldnt miss a beat, She sounds like the KNOW IT ALL that just bugs and corrects him ALL DAY LONG! They should end that commercial with a FRYING PAN &quot; BONG&quot; and then you hear a THUD and he'll say I TOLD THEM! DAMN IT! That would make me very happy. COuld SOME ONE make that happen :)</p>

Kevin
02-13-2007, 11:59 AM
718 655 room 718 655 room&nbsp; <font size="4">ROOM TO ROOM</font><br />

ralphbxny
02-13-2007, 12:03 PM
I posted in a listening thread I wish Harry would slap the shit out of her. It annoys me to no end!

cerealbowl
02-14-2007, 05:04 PM
this commercial makes my ears sad............

bigtim666
02-15-2007, 07:13 AM
just tuned in for the day and this was the first thing i heard &quot; but harry&quot;

Billy Staples
02-16-2007, 07:20 PM
Whatever happend to the 'rumor' that Harry and hos whole Armenian band of gypsies were selling HUD houses...and they wonder why the housing market has hit botton...

tele7
02-16-2007, 07:27 PM
<strong>Reefdweller</strong> wrote:<br />That is probably one of the most gratingly annoying commercials! I hate it! <p>The one with the alarmingly loud cell phone ring is a close second.&nbsp; Very close.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Dr Steve
02-17-2007, 11:52 AM
<strong>DonInNC</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The&nbsp;TV commercial is exactly the same, except she calls him him honey instead of Harry. That's even worse.</p><p>Oh, god, there's a TeeVee commercial?&nbsp; On what planet does a guy just talk about his stupid awning and his wife is so excited about it she has to keep interrupting him to tell some&nbsp;unseen people about the discount?&nbsp; The whole premise is stupid, even for the advertising game.&nbsp; </p><p>It's as if someone vomited, and the vomit wrote the script to this commercial.&nbsp; God, it just makes me so unnaturally angry I can't explain it.</p><p>So, in marketing terms, is it a GOOD thing for the company that green-lit this ad that we're still talking about it?&nbsp; For me, I wouldn't buy their fucking awnings with a gun to my head, but maybe they love the buzz, even if it's bad.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Dr Steve
02-17-2007, 11:56 AM
<strong>Photoshop Mike</strong> wrote:<br />They should end that commercial with a FRYING PAN &quot; BONG&quot; and then you hear a THUD and he'll say I TOLD THEM! DAMN IT! That would make me very happy. COuld SOME ONE make that happen <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /> <p>I couldn't agree more.&nbsp; If someone would just &quot;photoshop&quot; that commercial and add the appropriate FX, it would be most satisfying.</p><p>By the way, Mike, I'd pay a lot of money (multiple copyright infringements notwithstanding) for one o' dem &quot;Fez Dispensers&quot;.&nbsp; That rules!</p>

King Hippos Bandaid
02-17-2007, 12:08 PM
<strong>DonInNC</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The&nbsp;TV commercial is exactly the same, except she calls him him honey instead of Harry. That's even worse.</p><p><font size="2">Great Caesars Ghost, there is a Face to&nbsp;THAT&nbsp;Voice.&nbsp; I tried going to </font><a href="http://www.sunsetter.com/"><font size="2">www.sunsetter.com</font></a><font size="2"> to view the Commercial but no Dice</font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;Does Harry Look like a Defeated Man.&nbsp; I always&nbsp;wanted Harry to say, Alright Cunt, theres&nbsp; a fucking coupon , you save $200 Bucks, &nbsp;La De Fricking Da</font></p>

Mzap2
02-17-2007, 12:40 PM
<p>I think Harry sounds like&nbsp; Anthony. am I the only one ??</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i304/Mzap2/Ron%20and%20Fez/RonandFez.jpg" border="0" alt="Me Ron and Fez near the end of WNEW" title="Me Ron and Fez near the end of WNEW" width="195" height="151" /></p>

Mista_B
02-28-2007, 01:24 PM
Sorry didnt realize this had been a recent topic. Ill try to be more carefull.

epitaph
02-28-2007, 04:55 PM
<p>dear harry,</p><p>murder/suicide. that is all.</p><p>love,</p><p>everyone</p>

Kutedogg
03-01-2007, 11:25 AM
<p>I have nothing to add to this except that I envision the sound of a woman getting tasered when I hear that whore cackling on about that damn discount. They could discount it to Free and I wouldn't take it just because of that fn commercial. I have to change the XM channel when it comes on. It is so damn annoying... </p><p>Speaking of annoying things on XM though, I haven't heard it in awhile but that &quot;Oprah and Friends&quot; song is also fucking really bad. I have to change the channel when I hear that too. </p>