Happy Birthday Charles Darwin!

[booster11373]

<p>Huge&nbsp;up's on your B-day Charlie!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="Arial" size="5">Darwin Day Celebrates Science</font></strong></p><p><a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,72703-0.html?tw=wn_technology_1">http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,72703-0.html?tw=wn_technology_1</a></p><p>Belated It was yesterday the 12th</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by booster11373 on 2-13-07 @ 3:20 PM</span>

[Furtherman]

<img src="http://jackbaty.com/files/2006/04/files/darwinfish.png" border="0" width="278" height="141" />

[ralphbxny]

Happy b day Chuck!

[reeshy]

Happy Birthday....gee...he hasn't posted here in a long time...i hope he's alright!!!!

[lleeder]

<font size="3">This fucked up. I was just listening to the show I recorded earlier and someone just called in with this.</font>

[bobrobot]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000080">Happy Birthday Mr. Charley!!! Today, In yer honor I watched a finch,&nbsp;disproved a creationist&nbsp;&amp; rode around on a beagle whilst amazed by dragons!!!</font></strong></p><p align="center"><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/Darwin.jpg" border="0" width="313" height="500" /></p>

[Gvac]

<p>In honor of Mr. Darwin's birthday I've decided to post the lyrics to &quot;The Monkey Speaks His Mind&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> And three monkeys sat in a coconut tree </p><p>Discussing things as they are said to be </p><p>Said one to other now listen, you two </p><p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s a certain rumour that just can&rsquo;t be true </p><p>That man descended from our noble race </p><p>Why, the very idea is a big disgrace, yea&rdquo; </p><p>No monkey ever deserted his wife </p><p>Starved her baby and ruined her life </p><p><br /> Yea, the monkey speaks his mind </p><p><br /> And you&rsquo;ve never known a mother monk </p><p>To leave her babies with others to bunk </p><p>And passed them on from one to another </p><p>&lsquo;Til they scarcely knew which was their mother </p><p>Yea, the monkey speak his mind </p><p><br /> And another thing you will never see </p><p>A monkey build a fence around a coconut tree </p><p>And let all the coconuts go to waste </p><p>Forbidding other monkeys to come and taste </p><p>Why, if I put a fence around this tree </p><p>Starvation would force you to steal from me </p><p><br /> Yea, the monkey speaks his mind </p><p><br /> Here&rsquo;s another thing a monkey won&rsquo;t do </p><p>Go out on a night and get all in a stew </p><p>Or use a gun or a club or a knife </p><p>And take another monkey&rsquo;s life </p><p>Yes, man descended, the worthless bum </p><p>But, brothers, from us he did not come </p><p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[RoseBlood]

Whomever wrote that didn't read &quot;Infant Killing and Cannibalism in Free Living Chimpanzees&quot;

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by RoseBlood on 2-13-07 @ 5:19 PM</span>

[Tall_James]

<p>Happy birthday you old monkey-fucker!</p><p>Hopefully you and Dr. Zaius are enjoying a banana daquiri together in Ape Heaven.</p>

[PapaBear]

I don't like the way this thread is evolving.

[RoseBlood]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I don't like the way this thread is evolving. <p>Has FUNKMAN taken over your account?!?!</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I don't like the way this thread is evolving. <p>Has FUNKMAN taken over your account?!?!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Right?</p><p>That PapaBear is punbelievable. &nbsp;</p>

[burrben]

i never hear anyone celebrate russel wallace's birthday

[blakjeezis]

I celebrate George Wallace's every year if that helps.

[Yerdaddy]

<p>&quot;And on the seventh day God rested.&quot;&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://cellar.org/2006/hotmonkeysex.jpg" border="0" width="640" height="396" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 2-13-07 @ 6:49 PM</span>

[FMJeff]

<p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/webpics/george_w_bush.jpg" border="0" alt="http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/webpics/george_w_bush.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Who?&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Ironically, if it weren't for people like Darwin, the religious right wouldn't have many enemies. Therefore, they wouldn't have the fuel needed to seek and gain so much influence in politics.</p><p>Still... funny post, Jeff!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 2-14-07 @ 1:44 AM</span>

[A.J.]

<strong><font face="Arial" size="5">Darwin Day Celebrates Science</font></strong> <p>What a &quot;touching&quot; tribute.</p><p><img src="http://www.biblepicturegallery.com/free/Pics/Adam01.gif" border="0" width="516" height="353" /></p>

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="Arial" size="5">Darwin Day Celebrates Science</font></strong> <p>What a &quot;touching&quot; tribute.</p><p><img src="http://www.biblepicturegallery.com/free/Pics/Adam01.gif" border="0" width="516" height="353" /></p><p>Oooooh! A rare comedy&nbsp;misfire from A.J. That's got to be a big disappointment for him. The fans have got to be asking themselves &quot;Is this the end of an era?&quot; That's going to be tough to come back from.</p>