View Full Version : I bought my wife Valentine's chocolate today
Tall_James
02-13-2007, 12:16 PM
<p>...and then succumbed to temptation and ate it after lunch. </p><p>Damn that 3 pm sugar-fix! Now I have to go back out into the cold and buy more.</p>
JustJon
02-13-2007, 12:19 PM
wait and rebuy it on Thursday for a tenth of the price.
Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2007, 12:20 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>...and then succumbed to temptation and ate it after lunch. </p><p>Damn that 3 pm sugar-fix! Now I have to go back out into the cold and buy more.</p><p> </p><p>Well, considering your plan for Police tickets to ditch her, I'm sure eating her candy is the least of your worries.</p><p> </p><p>When you cut the cord for your kids, did you accidentally stab her in the thigh?</p><p> </p>
PapaBear
02-13-2007, 12:22 PM
You didn't eat them. You "tested" them. Now that you know they are safe, you can go out and get hers. You're a good man.
Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2007, 12:24 PM
<p>I'm wondering if "Damn you Fridays!" or "Up Yours Tenbats!" is more applicable.</p><p> </p>
Tall_James
02-13-2007, 12:25 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>...and then succumbed to temptation and ate it after lunch. </p><p>Damn that 3 pm sugar-fix! Now I have to go back out into the cold and buy more.</p><p> </p><p>Well, considering your plan for Police tickets to ditch her, I'm sure eating her candy is the least of your worries.</p><p> </p><p>When you cut the cord for your kids, did you accidentally stab her in the thigh?</p><p> </p><p>No but during the birth of our second child, I ditched her for 45 minutes while she was in labor to have a bacon cheeseburger at the hospital coffee shop.</p><p>It was truly a magnificent burger.</p>
Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2007, 12:28 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>...and then succumbed to temptation and ate it after lunch. </p><p>Damn that 3 pm sugar-fix! Now I have to go back out into the cold and buy more.</p><p> </p><p>Well, considering your plan for Police tickets to ditch her, I'm sure eating her candy is the least of your worries.</p><p> </p><p>When you cut the cord for your kids, did you accidentally stab her in the thigh?</p><p> </p><p>No but during the birth of our second child, I ditched her for 45 minutes while she was in labor to have a bacon cheeseburger at the hospital coffee shop.</p><p>It was truly a magnificent burger.</p><p>Too bad her labor was only 30 mins.</p><p> </p>
Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2007, 12:41 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No but during the birth of our second child, I ditched her for 45 minutes while she was in labor to have a bacon cheeseburger at the hospital coffee shop.</p><p>It was truly a magnificent burger.</p><p>Do you consider Applebees to be Haute Cuisine?</p><p> </p>
Tall_James
02-13-2007, 12:48 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No but during the birth of our second child, I ditched her for 45 minutes while she was in labor to have a bacon cheeseburger at the hospital coffee shop.</p><p>It was truly a magnificent burger.</p><p>Do you consider Applebees to be Haute Cuisine?</p><p> </p><p>This coming from the man who's wedding is to be catered by <a href="http://www.aramark.com/MainLanding.aspx?PostingID=336&ChannelID=187">Aramark</a>. Good luck getting the nacho cheese fountain you requested.</p><p>Have you gotten the wedding cake you ordered yet?</p><p><img src="http://tig.mu.nu/archives/Wedding%20cake.jpg" border="0" width="286" height="500" /></p>
lleeder
02-13-2007, 12:51 PM
<p><font size="3"><strong>mmmm Twinky Wedding Cake</strong></font></p><p><img src="http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/08/58/08/image_3108588.jpg" border="0" width="310" height="306" /></p>
Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2007, 12:53 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No but during the birth of our second child, I ditched her for 45 minutes while she was in labor to have a bacon cheeseburger at the hospital coffee shop.</p><p>It was truly a magnificent burger.</p><p>Do you consider Applebees to be Haute Cuisine?</p><p> </p><p>This coming from the man who's wedding is to be catered by <a href="http://www.aramark.com/MainLanding.aspx?PostingID=336&ChannelID=187">Aramark</a>. Good luck getting the nacho cheese fountain you requested.</p><p>Have you gotten the wedding cake you ordered yet?</p><p><img src="http://tig.mu.nu/archives/Wedding%20cake.jpg" border="0" width="286" height="500" /></p><p>You wanna throw down? I heard that your pigs in a blanket were actually three-day-old Fenway Franks, and that you requested your DJ have a CITGO sign behind his setup.</p><p>I also heard that Trot Nixon got right of Prima Nocte.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2007, 12:55 PM
<p>In fact, TJ's wedding was so authentic, any guest who wasn't white got beaten down at the door.</p><p>Did you wipe the smashed cake off each other's face with a Guiness towel?</p><p> </p><p>I'm just getting warmed up.</p><p> </p>
Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2007, 01:03 PM
<p>TJ's wedding day, much like the Red Sox, was the culmination of 86 years of tears and broken dreams.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Tall_James
02-13-2007, 01:04 PM
<p>I would LOVE to denigrate your impending nuptials but out of respect for your intended (who must be on a steady IV drip of morphine to even consider marrying you) - I'll take the upper road.</p><p>However, I will ask if you still plan on asking Emerson Boozer to officiate at your wedding.</p>
Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2007, 01:04 PM
<p>Most weddings have a champagne toast. TJ's? Zima.</p><p> </p>
Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2007, 01:06 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would LOVE to denigrate your impending nuptials but out of respect for your intended (who must be on a steady IV drip of morphine to even consider marrying you) - I'll take the upper road.</p><p>However, I will ask if you still plan on asking Emerson Boozer to officiate at your wedding.</p><p>Your wife needed the drip AFTER she married you.</p><p> </p><p>And no, Emerson was busy, so we got Pat Leahy instead.</p><p> </p>
Tall_James
02-13-2007, 01:07 PM
Most weddings have a wonderful band to serenade the happy couple. Tenbats? A Kareoke machine manned by a drunken co-worker.
Tall_James
02-13-2007, 01:17 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>TJ's wedding day, much like the Red Sox, was the culmination of 86 years of tears and broken dreams.</p><p> </p><p>I have to admit, that was pretty funny.</p>
SatCam
02-13-2007, 02:54 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br><p>...and then succumbed to temptation and ate it after lunch. </p><p>Damn that 3 pm sugar-fix! Now I have to go back out into the cold and buy more.</p><p></p>
I bought her a box of chocolates (on sale and with a discount) and then I proceeded to eat three of them, and then insist on having two more after I gave the box to her.
but she will be getting clearance candy
Tenbatsuzen
02-14-2007, 10:19 AM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>TJ's wedding day, much like the Red Sox, was the culmination of 86 years of tears and broken dreams.</p><p> </p><p>I have to admit, that was pretty funny.</p><p>I think that's the Costanza moment for this thread.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
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