I just killed a spider in my ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Judge Smails]

<p>HOLY SHIT!&nbsp; I'm literally freaking out right here.&nbsp; I was just sitting here and I felt a little tickle in my ear.&nbsp; I stuck my finger just outside my ear canal to scratch it.&nbsp; Then I looked at my fingertip and there was a little black speck on it.&nbsp; Upon closer inspection I noticed it had eight tiny little legs.</p><p>I just want to take a shower right now.&nbsp; I'm completely skeeved and itching all over now.&nbsp; You don't think it layed eggs in my brain, do you?</p><p>I'm sure you guys with have plenty of soothing and calming words for me and won't feed my paranoia in the least.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Judge Smails on 2-16-07 @ 11:43 AM</span>

[reeshy]

You're gonna look like your avatar soon!!!!!!

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Did it look like this?&nbsp; Don't worry about the spiders.&nbsp; It's the cockroaches you have to worry about.&nbsp;</font></p><p><img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39330000/jpg/_39330418_clust203.jpg" border="0" width="203" height="300" /></p>

[shittyhambrgers]

maybe it was trying to meet up w/ all of its spider friends that you swallowed in your sleep.

[torker]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />maybe it was trying to meet up w/ all of its spider friends that you swallowed in your sleep. <p>Perhaps he'll die.</p>

[Fallon]

<p>Hope it wasn't a gay radioactive spider.</p><p><img src="http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/07/gay-spiderman.gif" border="0" width="154" height="154" />&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

[sandyjat]

<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%" id="HB_Mail_Container"><tbody><tr width="100%" height="100%"><td id="HB_Focus_Element" width="100%" height="250" valign="top"><p align="left">I was watching Ripleys Believe it or Not one day and or Discovery Channel or something and that realy happened to some lady, but not in here ear on here cheek and she could feel something moving under her skin so she went to the doctors and they sliced open her cheek and out came a bunch of baby spiders....so maybe you should go have that checked out.&nbsp; There could be a spider party going down in your ear....not cool.</p></td></tr><tr><td height="1" style="font-size: 1pt"></td></tr></tbody></table>

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">I heard a story about licking envelopes, someone cut there tongue by licking an envelope &amp; like a week or so later had this really big lump on their tongue, they went to the hosp &amp; they said nothing was wrong with you so sent him home. a few days later went back lump on tongue bigger. they cut the tongue &amp; out crawled like 1000 spiders. They said that the envelope had spider eggs on the adhisive &amp; when they licked it got on the tongue &amp; grew from there. so i would be afraid I would be very afraid &amp; run right to the dr's or the er.</font>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Isn't that how George's fiance died????</font></em></strong>

[Dougie Brootal]

didja kill it with <a href="http://www.lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg">this?</a>

[shittyhambrgers]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />didja kill it with <a href="http://www.lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg">this?</a><p>jesus christ dude.</p>

[feralBoy]

As long as you don't hear the pulsing of an egg sack in your head,&nbsp;I would say you are fine.&nbsp; If you hear that pulsing, god help you.

[Judge Smails]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />didja kill it with <a href="http://www.lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg">this?</a> <p>jesus christ dude.</p><p>Yeah, really.&nbsp; That douggrasso is a fucking asshole for posting that.&nbsp; Please, this is serious.&nbsp; WTF!</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />didja kill it with <a href="http://www.lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg">this?</a> <p>jesus christ dude.</p><p>Yeah, really.&nbsp; That douggrasso is a fucking asshole for posting that.&nbsp; Please, this is serious.&nbsp; WTF!</p><p>yeah for real! what a dick!</p>

[Radioguy]

<p>One spider? Pffft. When you have two of them tag teaming you in both ears, you'll have something to brag about. ;)<br /> </p><p>I had a centipede in my hair once. No need for an abortion, and I can still call myself a virgin...<br /> </p>

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<p>Dude, I totally wouldn't worry about Spider-AIDS and diseased baby spiders crawling out the corners of your eye socket. Remember: &quot;It can't happen to me.&quot;</p>

[JazzyJames]

This sounds like a textbook case of ear-crabs.

[Gaia]

<p>How the fuck did I miss this. </p><p>Your a bunch of funny motherfuckers. </p>

[flavopop]

SPIDERS SKEEVE ME!&nbsp; I used to live in a basement apartment, and it was spotless, except for the fact that you would be battling spider 5 times a day.&nbsp; Not just little spiders, Im talkin spiders of horror movie proportion!&nbsp;&nbsp; I swear one had a dog in its mouth one time!&nbsp;&nbsp;