Most intense fart EVER!!! (not for the squeamish)

[PapaBear]

<p>&nbsp;My brother fixed dinner for us tonight. He roasted a nice chicken and made some incredible oyster stuffing. A couple hours later, while working, I got these intense pains in my stomach. It wasn't the normal &quot;gas type&quot; pain, but felt more like a stabbing pain. My stomach was bloated and hard as a rock.</p><p>&nbsp;I drove home (because I never crap in public) thinking that's what I needed. Well... No crap, but I let a fart that must have lasted a full minute. I could actually see my stomach deflate! The smell was very familiar, but it was something I hadn't smelled in a very long time. That's when I realised, the smell was like baby poo. Really, really bad baby poo.</p><p>&nbsp;Damn I felt good after that!</p><p>Carry on.</p>

[BLZBUBBA]

At least it wasn't beer and broccoli.&nbsp; A minute of that and they'd have been sending a search party.

[Marc with a c]

there's a girl in florida that has had one continuos fart for 4 weeks.

[JazzyJames]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />there's a girl in florida that has had one continuos fart for 4 weeks.<p>&nbsp;No way! link?</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>My brother fixed dinner for us tonight. He roasted a nice chicken and made some incredible <font style="background-color: #ffff00">oyster</font> stuffing.</p><p>I suspect the oysters were bad, and you may have bad diareah soon.&nbsp; Good luck!</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />My brother fixed dinner for us tonight. He roasted a nice chicken and made some incredible <font style="background-color: #ffff00">oyster</font> stuffing. <p>I suspect the oysters were bad, and you may have bad diareah soon.&nbsp; Good luck!</p><p>Nope. My Father and son had no problem with it. I feel great. Maybe I just needed to fart.</p>

[sandyjat]

<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%" id="HB_Mail_Container"><tbody><tr width="100%" height="100%"><td id="HB_Focus_Element" width="100%" height="250" valign="top"><p>My husband has the nastiest farts ever, and one day Me and Him and our cat were laying</p><p>in the bed,&nbsp; the cat was laying right behind his butt and&nbsp;my husband&nbsp;farted&nbsp;then&nbsp;the cat </p><p>jumped up looked at my husbands butt, and then it leaned towards his butt to smell it and</p><p>the cat took of running....that was the funniest thing ever!!!</p></td></tr><tr><td height="1" style="font-size: 1pt"></td></tr></tbody></table>

[angelinad128]

<strong>sandyjat</strong> wrote:<br /><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%" id="HB_Mail_Container"><tbody><tr width="100%" height="100%"><td id="HB_Focus_Element" width="100%" height="250" valign="top"><p>My husband has the nastiest farts ever, and one day Me and Him and our cat were laying</p><p>in the bed,&nbsp; the cat was laying right behind his butt and&nbsp;my husband&nbsp;farted&nbsp;then&nbsp;the cat </p><p>jumped up looked at my husbands butt, and then it leaned towards his butt to smell it and</p><p>the cat took of running....that was the funniest thing ever!!!</p></td></tr><tr><td height="1" style="font-size: 1pt">&nbsp;</td></tr></tbody></table><p>OMG!! I was actually seeing that in my&nbsp;mind as I was reading!&nbsp; Thanks so much fore that laugh!&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angelinad128 on 2-21-07 @ 9:22 AM</span>

[angelinad128]

ok, what's going on? I quoted, wrote&nbsp; and then posted and my writing did not show up. Then I hit edit and my writing is there but when I post it doesn't show.

[cupcakelove]

Earl we got any really bad baby poo back there?

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I think they only thing more satisfying than a huge fart is a long beer piss.&nbsp; But both are so good you can hardly describe them.</p><p>Awesome story.</p>

[BoondockSaint]

I let one of those go when I was in 5th grade.&nbsp;It was so loud and went on forever.&nbsp; My teacher was writing something on the blackboard and just stopped and slowly turned around with a look of horror on her face.&nbsp;Obviously, me and my friends thought it was hilarious.&nbsp; My teacher had to open all the windows in the middle of winter.&nbsp; Oh, to go back to the days when I didn't care what girls thought.

[BLZBUBBA]

Yeah DMM.&nbsp; That long beer piss where you think you can&nbsp;actually knock the urinal off the wall.&nbsp; That rules.&nbsp; Only problem is the line in the club or wherever waiting to get to the urinal.&nbsp; There have been a couple of times I thought I might have to tie it in a knot.

[torker]

<p>The only thing that could have made this little story any hotter.</p><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My <strike>stomach</strike> cock was bloated and hard as a rock.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[eeroomnhoj]

<strong>BLZBUBBA</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah DMM.&nbsp; That long beer piss where you think you can&nbsp;actually knock the urinal off the wall.&nbsp; That rules.&nbsp; Only problem is the line in the club or wherever waiting to get to the urinal.&nbsp; There have been a couple of times I thought I might have to tie it in a knot. <p>The only thing better than that is too add a real long fart towards the end of the beer piss.&nbsp; Long and loud.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby57P9NxFc9sAozOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12693bgnj/EXP=1172194895/**http%3A//www.el-oso.net/blog/uploads/oso-pissing.jpg" border="0" width="393" height="256" /></p>

[Chigworthy]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />I suspect the oysters were bad, and you may have bad diareah soon.&nbsp; Good luck!<p>Why suspect the oysters over the chicken?&nbsp; Chicken is notoriously filthy and diseased.&nbsp; This is an animal that lives in a shoebox and eats it's own shit for the duration of it's short life.&nbsp; I will not stand by and allow the noble Oyster to be defamed. </p>

[PapaBear]

Woo Hoo!!!

The one year anniversary, of the most intense fart ever, is this Wednesday!:clap:
Damn. I miss that fart.

[joethebartender]

<p>Why suspect the oysters over the chicken?&nbsp; Chicken is notoriously filthy and diseased.&nbsp; This is an animal that lives in a shoebox and eats it's own shit for the duration of it's short life.&nbsp; I will not stand by and allow the noble Oyster to be defamed. </p>

Do the math...one chicken and many oysters. I too, suspect a bad oyster in there. On my 25th birthdat I went to my best friends restaurant in little italy. His father served us and I got the "bad clam" we ate family style and I was the one sick for the rest of the night. It happens.:glurps:

[A.J.]

Damn. I miss that fart.

"Come back Stinky."

http://www.lyris-lite.net/img/rs_sad.jpg

[Marc with a c]

at least it didn't come out the front

[King Hippos Bandaid]

just like posts, i am all about quantity not quality

[Fallon]

Why can't you just crap in public?

[ADF]

Why can't you just crap in public?

Some kind of Freudian crap, figuratively speaking.

[Justice4all]

I let one of those go when I was in 5th grade.&nbsp;It was so loud and went on forever.&nbsp; My teacher was writing something on the blackboard and just stopped and slowly turned around with a look of horror on her face.&nbsp;Obviously, me and my friends thought it was hilarious.&nbsp; My teacher had to open all the windows in the middle of winter.&nbsp; Oh, to go back to the days when I didn't care what girls thought.

I had something similar happen to me!
I was in 5th grade, the teacher was playing checkers with one of my classmates (she liked to do those kind of things with the students...she was the best teacher I ever had)
So he was waiting and waiting and she said "Well what are you waiting for...let it out!"

Although I knew she was not talking to ME I followed her advice and let one rip.
The look on her face (followed by the roar of laughter in that classroom) was priceless. I'll never forget that.

Ahhhhh memories.:king:

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it takes so long to get to the point....but its funny.

[PapaBear]

Why can't you just crap in public?
You're sick.

SICK!!!:flush:

BTW... Shut up, Yerdaddy.