Common Fezisms

[PapaBear]

<p>What are the phrases or words Fez uses the most?</p><p>&nbsp;I've been noticing a sharp increase in the use of &quot;Whirling Dervish&quot;.</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">&quot;It's cocktime!&quot;</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Oh wait, I misread your post.&nbsp; You meant what he says most on the air, didn't you?</font></p>

[FezsAssistant]

I'm so tired of veteran board members criticizing the show.&nbsp; We should start preventing people with semi-large post counts from starting threads.&nbsp; Damn vetties at it again.&nbsp; Are you even fans of the show?&nbsp; Do you even get the bits?&nbsp; Don't listen if you hate it.&nbsp; Before you know it, Ron will be talking about how negative this site is.&nbsp; It's all the vetties that give this site a bad name!

[LOAF]

&quot;Yeeaahhh My dad used to give us chicken livers&quot;

[LOAF]

<strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />I'm so tired of veteran board members criticizing the show.&nbsp; We should start preventing people with semi-large post counts from starting threads.&nbsp; Damn vetties at it again.&nbsp; Are you even fans of the show?&nbsp; Do you even get the bits?&nbsp; Don't listen if you hate it.&nbsp; Before you know it, Ron will be talking about how negative this site is.&nbsp; It's all the vetties that give this site a bad name! <p>Who is criticizing the show? YOU my friend are the reason newbies get a bad name!!</p><p>This site is not the least bit negative toward the show. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by LOAF on 2-28-07 @ 5:28 PM</span>

[cupcakelove]

<p>There's seven dicks in my ass, and there's always room for eight.</p><p>He actually said that a few times today.&nbsp;</p>

[FezsAssistant]

<strong>LOAF</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />I'm so tired of veteran board members criticizing the show.&nbsp; We should start preventing people with semi-large post counts from starting threads.&nbsp; Damn vetties at it again.&nbsp; Are you even fans of the show?&nbsp; Do you even get the bits?&nbsp; Don't listen if you hate it.&nbsp; Before you know it, Ron will be talking about how negative this site is.&nbsp; It's all the vetties that give this site a bad name! <p>Who is criticizing the show, YOU my friend are the reason newbies get a bad name!!</p><p>DAMN VETTIES!&nbsp; DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!&nbsp; YOU'RE RUINING THE BOARD!&nbsp; RON'S GOING TO HATE US NOW!&nbsp; (SOB SOB)</p>

[FezsAssistant]

The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp;

[Wallower]

fezzism != shortcoming

[LOAF]

<strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp; <p>How in the world can you say anything about &quot;not getting the bit&quot; </p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp; <p>Short comings Who is pointing out his short comings?</p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp; <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p>

[Basedow]

&quot;no unh unh&quot;

[drjoek]

He seemed to be using ALOT of his Fezzisms today and had a very upbeat attitude I hope it continues. Maybe he didn't peak in the 90s

[FezsAssistant]

<strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br />fezzism != shortcoming <p>Exactly!&nbsp; You people are viscious and heartless!&nbsp; I just hope Ron doesn't hear about this!!!!</p>

[FezsAssistant]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp; <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p><p>You suck at getting sarcasm.&nbsp; Wow.&nbsp; I am floored.&nbsp; I was soooo over the top with it, too.&nbsp; Talk about not getting a bit.&nbsp; </p>

[Wallower]

I wanna tell ya bout a story bout a Harper Valley widowed wife...

[Basedow]

<strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br />fezzism != shortcoming <p>Exactly!&nbsp; You people are viscious and heartless!&nbsp; I just hope Ron doesn't hear about this!!!!</p><p>you see what fez's assistant has masterfully done here is sarcastically poke fun at all the board members who have recently been discussing a minimum post count rule to prevent negative idiots from starting new threads. He doesnt ACUTALLY think this thread is negative towards fez. He's being funny! Everyone laugh!!! </p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp; <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p><p>You suck at getting sarcasm.&nbsp; Wow.&nbsp; I am floored.&nbsp; I was soooo over the top with it, too.&nbsp; Talk about not getting a bit.&nbsp; </p><p>No I know you were being sarcastic. I was just trying to start something with you but you really Fed that one up.</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />I'm so tired of veteran board members criticizing the show.&nbsp; We should start preventing people with semi-large post counts from starting threads.&nbsp; Damn vetties at it again.&nbsp; Are you even fans of the show?&nbsp; Do you even get the bits?&nbsp; Don't listen if you hate it.&nbsp; Before you know it, Ron will be talking about how negative this site is.&nbsp; It's all the vetties that give this site a bad name! <p>I'm not criticizing the show, asswipe.</p>

[Wallower]

<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br />fezzism != shortcoming <p>Exactly! You people are viscious and heartless! I just hope Ron doesn't hear about this!!!!</p><p>you see what fez's assistant has masterfully done here is sarcastically poke fun at all the board members who have recently been discussing a minimum post count rule to prevent negative idiots from starting new threads. He doesnt ACUTALLY think this thread is negative towards fez. He's being funny! Everyone laugh!!! </p><p>&nbsp;I don't get it. Is this a continuation of the sarcasm? </p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br />fezzism != shortcoming <p>Exactly!&nbsp; You people are viscious and heartless!&nbsp; I just hope Ron doesn't hear about this!!!!</p><p>you see what fez's assistant has masterfully done here is sarcastically poke fun at all the board members who have recently been discussing a minimum post count rule to prevent negative idiots from starting new threads. He doesnt ACUTALLY think this thread is negative towards fez. He's being funny! Everyone laugh!!! </p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /></p>

[Basedow]

<strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp; <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p><p>You suck at getting sarcasm.&nbsp; Wow.&nbsp; I am floored.&nbsp; I was soooo over the top with it, too.&nbsp; Talk about not getting a bit.&nbsp; </p><p>wait, i think he both understood the dripping sarcasm AND thinks you suck donkey dick. </p>

[FezsAssistant]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp; <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p><p>You suck at getting sarcasm.&nbsp; Wow.&nbsp; I am floored.&nbsp; I was soooo over the top with it, too.&nbsp; Talk about not getting a bit.&nbsp; </p><p>No I know you were being sarcastic. I was just trying to start something with you but you really Fed that one up.</p><p>I've seen your posts.&nbsp; Your one of the dumb ones.&nbsp; </p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp; <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p><p>You suck at getting sarcasm.&nbsp; Wow.&nbsp; I am floored.&nbsp; I was soooo over the top with it, too.&nbsp; Talk about not getting a bit.&nbsp; </p><p>wait, i think he both understood the dripping sarcasm AND thinks you suck donkey dick. </p><p>You really understand me. WOW How do you know so much about me?</p>

[Wallower]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings. Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board. <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p><p>You suck at getting sarcasm. Wow. I am floored. I was soooo over the top with it, too. Talk about not getting a bit. </p><p>wait, i think he both understood the dripping sarcasm AND thinks you suck donkey dick. </p><p>You really understand me. WOW How do you know so much about me?</p><p>&nbsp;<em>Can we at least italicize all sarcasm???</em></p>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br />fezzism != shortcoming <p>Exactly! You people are viscious and heartless! I just hope Ron doesn't hear about this!!!!</p><p>you see what fez's assistant has masterfully done here is sarcastically poke fun at all the board members who have recently been discussing a minimum post count rule to prevent negative idiots from starting new threads. He doesnt ACUTALLY think this thread is negative towards fez. He's being funny! Everyone laugh!!! </p><p> I don't get it. Is this a continuation of the sarcasm? </p><p>Fez's Assistant is acutually saying a fezzism is not equal to a shortcoming, so he wasn't be sarcastic or trying to say this thread was bad.&nbsp; He was saying this thread is not negative. </p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings.&nbsp; Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board.&nbsp; <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p><p>You suck at getting sarcasm.&nbsp; Wow.&nbsp; I am floored.&nbsp; I was soooo over the top with it, too.&nbsp; Talk about not getting a bit.&nbsp; </p><p>No I know you were being sarcastic. I was just trying to start something with you but you really Fed that one up.</p><p>I've seen your posts.&nbsp; Your one of the dumb ones.&nbsp; </p><p>OK I can handle that. Who else do you think is dumb. You said I am one. Name the others.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jclintsma on 2-28-07 @ 5:48 PM</span>

[Jughead]

I like it when fezzy says I would just loose it...But Im a simple man...

[Basedow]

&quot;ohhh gaawwww&quot; - Fez&nbsp; , commonly uttered when fez gets the willies about an uncofortable social situation, phobia, or news story

[Wallower]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings. Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board. <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p><p>You suck at getting sarcasm. Wow. I am floored. I was soooo over the top with it, too. Talk about not getting a bit. </p><p>No I know you were being sarcastic. I was just trying to start something with you but you really Fed that one up.</p><p>I've seen your posts. Your one of the dumb ones. </p><p>OK I can handle that. Who else do you think is dumb. You said I am one. Name the others.</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by jclintsma on 2-28-07 @ 5:48 PM</span><p>&nbsp;Is he seriously trying to take on the horsemen? </p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings. Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board. <p>YOU MY FRIEND SUCK.</p><p>You suck at getting sarcasm. Wow. I am floored. I was soooo over the top with it, too. Talk about not getting a bit. </p><p>No I know you were being sarcastic. I was just trying to start something with you but you really Fed that one up.</p><p>I've seen your posts. Your one of the dumb ones. </p><p>OK I can handle that. Who else do you think is dumb. You said I am one. Name the others.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by jclintsma on 2-28-07 @ 5:48 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;Is he seriously trying to take on the horsemen? </p><p>If he wants some he's got it</p>

[Mista_B]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez'sAssistant</strong> wrote:<br />The man is on his death bed and all you people can do is point out his shortcomings. Now I fully understand what Ron says about this board. <p>Short comings Who is pointing out his short comings?</p><p>&nbsp;Ah the guys just being a dick. Ignore him and he'll go away.</p>