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sr71blackbird

03-10-2007, 02:42 PM

My friend Martin just told me about his buddy Dan who met this girl in a bar and she told him she is engaged to this other guy and they ended up hooking up and he took her back to his place and they got hammerd and had sex.  While the girl is asleep, he writes on her lower back with permanent marker "PROPERTY OF DAN" In the morning, the girl goes home and he is chuckling about it.  Later on the girl calls him up hysterical that he did that and her fience saw it and knew she cheated and he left her and she is devastated.I never would think of doing something like this, but I have played tricks on people.  My worst dirty trick was I was proofreading my nieces term paper on her computer and she left me in the room alone, and I emailed her the paper and changed the name of the file and then yelled to her from the next room that her computer crashed, and she came running in frantic that she lost the paper.  She was frantically looking for the file and crying her eyes out, and then I told her to check her email..

Marc with a c

03-10-2007, 03:20 PM

one time i put a lock on the back of john whelans jacket in tenth grade, and when he went to put his jacket on the lock smacked him in the back of the head. me and chuck magee laughed.

sr71blackbird

03-10-2007, 03:24 PM

I also once put an anti theft tag in Reefs sweatshirt hood and the alarm kept going off as he tried to leave a store

SatCam

03-10-2007, 03:25 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: My friend Martin just told me about his buddy Dan who met this girl in a bar and she told him she is engaged to this other guy and they ended up hooking up and he took her back to his place and they got hammerd and had sex. While the girl is asleep, he writes on her lower back with permanent marker "PROPERTY OF DAN" In the morning, the girl goes home and he is chuckling about it. Later on the girl calls him up hysterical that he did that and her fience saw it and knew she cheated and he left her and she is devastated.I never would think of doing something like this, but I have played tricks on people. My worst dirty trick was I was proofreading my nieces term paper on her computer and she left me in the room alone, and I emailed her the paper and changed the name of the file and then yelled to her from the next room that her computer crashed, and she came running in frantic that she lost the paper. She was frantically looking for the file and crying her eyes out, and then I told her to check her email.. 

yours was a prank on an innocent girl

your friend's friend was a prank on a cheating whore

which makes his a lot funnier :)

lleeder

03-10-2007, 03:43 PM

SatCam wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: My friend Martin just told me about his buddy Dan who met this girl in a bar and she told him she is engaged to this other guy and they ended up hooking up and he took her back to his place and they got hammerd and had sex. While the girl is asleep, he writes on her lower back with permanent marker "PROPERTY OF DAN" In the morning, the girl goes home and he is chuckling about it. Later on the girl calls him up hysterical that he did that and her fience saw it and knew she cheated and he left her and she is devastated.I never would think of doing something like this, but I have played tricks on people. My worst dirty trick was I was proofreading my nieces term paper on her computer and she left me in the room alone, and I emailed her the paper and changed the name of the file and then yelled to her from the next room that her computer crashed, and she came running in frantic that she lost the paper. She was frantically looking for the file and crying her eyes out, and then I told her to check her email..  yours was a prank on an innocent girl your friend's friend was a prank on a cheating whore which makes his a lot funnier <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /> How did the fiance know? The marker or your friend's cum dripping out of her?

sr71blackbird

03-10-2007, 03:54 PM

The fience saw the words and knoew something must have happened. She couldn't see the words because of where they were.

sr71blackbird

03-10-2007, 03:55 PM

By the way, I think it was a horrible thing to do

Tenbatsuzen

03-10-2007, 03:55 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: The fience saw the words and knoew something must have happened. She couldn't see the words because of where they were.  Which is absolutely fucking brilliant.  Being drunk is not really a good excuse for cheating.  Especially when you're engaged.  Sorry.

SatCam

03-10-2007, 03:59 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: The fience saw the words and knoew something must have happened. She couldn't see the words because of where they were. Which is absolutely fucking brilliant. Being drunk is not really a good excuse for cheating. Especially when you're engaged. Sorry. 

yea. at first I thought it was really bad because it ruined their relationship. then I remembered she cheated on him

torker

03-10-2007, 03:59 PM

The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world I don't exist.

Don Stugots

03-10-2007, 04:07 PM

torker wrote: The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world I don't exist. cant top this one.  nice work brotha.

DarkHippie

03-10-2007, 04:39 PM

A stripper down in Orlando  I was pissing fire for weeks

PapaBear

03-10-2007, 10:15 PM

This isn't my worse, but it's the only one I can think of right now. In art school, one of our dorm mates would never share ANYTHING. He came home from the store with new razors and a bag of kiwis. I used the razors to shave the kiwis.

Team_Ramrod

03-10-2007, 11:13 PM

In june a buddy and I went out drinking and happened upon a bachelorette party. The bride had on a candy garder and was getting guys to eat them off of her. I told her I wouldn't do it unless I did it my way.I kissed her under the arms, raised her shirt and kissed from the underside of her boobies down her side, pulled her jeans down and kissed her hips and thighs and worked my way down to her garder. The foolish girl was so worked up she forgot she was getting marriedand wanted Rammers meat right there... in front of her future mother in law.I didn't do anything with her but the most innocent of things but unfortunately the grooms mommy seen MOST of it and caused havoc for their relationship.

sr71blackbird

03-11-2007, 12:53 AM

The Midnight Ramrod wrote: In june a buddy and I went out drinking and happened upon a bachelorette party. The bride had on a candy garder and was getting guys to eat them off of her. I told her I wouldn't do it unless I did it my way.I kissed her under the arms, raised her shirt and kissed from the underside of her boobies down her side, pulled her jeans down and kissed her hips and thighs and worked my way down to her garder. The foolish girl was so worked up she forgot she was getting marriedand wanted Rammers meat right there... in front of her future mother in law.I didn't do anything with her but the most innocent of things but unfortunately the grooms mommy seen MOST of it and caused havoc for their relationship.  This aroused me

sr71blackbird

03-11-2007, 12:55 AM

My brother scared the shit out of once with s screen capture of what looked like a warning message that Norton Antivirus found a virus on my computer. 

high fly

03-11-2007, 01:38 AM

Oh dear, there have been so many.Once in tenth grade, my friend Doug had his head on his crossed arms on his desk, trying to catch a nap in class. So I got up like I was going to sharpen my pencil and when my ass was inches from his face, I let a rather rank fart go right in his face.He punched me in the ass (which I didn't mind, considering), jumped up and knocked the desk over, going "Uggh" with his face all contorted. The teacher hollered at him and he said,"Well what would you do if someone just farted in your face?!" while I tried to look all innocent.....

patsopinion

03-11-2007, 03:06 AM

Don Stugots wrote: torker wrote: The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world I don't exist. cant top this one. nice work brotha. i almost teared up at tokers brilliancedam that was good

flavopop

03-11-2007, 04:12 AM

I pulled off a pretty good one this past week.  With the Mega Millions fever running rampant, about 7 of us from work chucked in 10  bucks each and got tickets.  It was 6 guys and one annoying lady who I didnt want in.  I was in charge of the tickets and after I heard it had been hit, I went to the store and  bought 5 more tickets, one of which I put down the 5 numbers that came out the night before but I purposely got the big ball number wrong because I m sure everyone would have already heard there were 2 winners.   Still, 5 numbers is 250,000 which is still a nice chunk o' change.  I get to work and go into the office where they all were and threw the tickets on her desked and said "somebody check these losers out, maybe we scored two bucks on a few."  She starts going down the list and then I see her face starting to contort abit...she looked so confused that I could barely hold back the laugh right there.  Then she jumps up and screams what do you get for 5 numbers?  The other guys were in on it and played along saying I have no idea why did we get something?  She screams we got 5! we got 5! and starts doing this retarded jig around her desk.  She then sits down and  brings up the lottery website to check the prize and almost shits herself when she sees it pays 250G.  At that point I had to step in and I said well lets makes sure its all legit, first check the date, she does and says HEY, March 9th is Friday, no? Then she picked up a stapler and chucked it at me as everyone started to burst out laughing.  She actually had tears in her eyes and I elt bad for like a second or so before I realized that this dimwitted twat deserved it!   That one is always a classic, a friend got me back in college the same way with the pick 6.  I think the key is dont make it the jackpot, make it the next highest payout, its much more believable.  I nearly killed him...lol

feralBoy

03-11-2007, 04:32 AM

I came home from college once without telling anyone.  When I got home, my brother was home alone taking a shower, and I saw that his computer was on, so I knew he would be going back to it.  So I hid in his closet and waited for him to get out of the shower.  Then he sat down at the computer and I waited like five minutes then sprung out of the closet screaming.  It was the only time in my life that I saw terror in someones face.  I felt so bad....but I still laugh about it.

Don Stugots

03-11-2007, 04:46 AM

patsopinion wrote: Don Stugots wrote: torker wrote: The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world I don't exist. cant top this one. nice work brotha. i almost teared up at tokers brilliancedam that was good  i know.  i dont know if i was pissed at him for coming up with it or pissed at myself for not.

J.Clints

03-11-2007, 05:13 AM

I like sitting a cup of water on the top of a tow motor at work. When the driver takes off it spills on him. The funny thing is that I put color into the water so he is bule all day. HAHAHAHAA<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" />

moochcassidy

03-11-2007, 05:16 AM

flavopop wrote: I pulled off a pretty good one this past week. With the Mega Millions fever running rampant, about 7 of us from work chucked in 10 bucks each and got tickets. It was 6 guys and one annoying lady who I didnt want in. I was in charge of the tickets and after I heard it had been hit, I went to the store and bought 5 more tickets, one of which I put down the 5 numbers that came out the night before but I purposely got the big ball number wrong because I m sure everyone would have already heard there were 2 winners. Still, 5 numbers is 250,000 which is still a nice chunk o' change. I get to work and go into the office where they all were and threw the tickets on her desked and said "somebody check these losers out, maybe we scored two bucks on a few." She starts going down the list and then I see her face starting to contort abit...she looked so confused that I could barely hold back the laugh right there. Then she jumps up and screams what do you get for 5 numbers? The other guys were in on it and played along saying I have no idea why did we get something? She screams we got 5! we got 5! and starts doing this retarded jig around her desk. She then sits down and brings up the lottery website to check the prize and almost shits herself when she sees it pays 250G. At that point I had to step in and I said well lets makes sure its all legit, first check the date, she does and says HEY, March 9th is Friday, no? Then she picked up a stapler and chucked it at me as everyone started to burst out laughing. She actually had tears in her eyes and I elt bad for like a second or so before I realized that this dimwitted twat deserved it! That one is always a classic, a friend got me back in college the same way with the pick 6. I think the key is dont make it the jackpot, make it the next highest payout, its much more believable. I nearly killed him...lolbeautifully executed sir.in school me and johnny called a friend up and pretended to be from the radio, complete with crappy voices and even crappier jingels. we went throught this whole quiz thing sure whe would cop on..and told him he won £50 quid and forgot about it. the next day we ran into him in town buying the new streetfighter 2 for the super nintendo (this was years ago) the look of disappointment and hurt on his face when we told him almost made us feel bad...almost.

flavopop

03-11-2007, 05:38 AM

This isnt the dirtiest but its still a hoot to me.  Twist a rubberband around the spray gun on your sink, holding down the trigger that makes the water spray.  Aim it towards the middle of the sink, when someone turns the wtaer on it shoots straight across the sink and all over them.  You'll know you got em when you hear them cursing you out.  I still do it evertime I go to my Mom's house.  She actually freezes like a deer in the headlights and by the time she figgers out whats goin down, shes soaked.  My wife isnt a big fan of this either..but it still makes me cry...lolIm going to rig it up right now...lol  PEACE

Bulldogcakes

03-11-2007, 06:02 AM

SatCam wrote:yours was a prank on an innocent girl your friend's friend was a prank on a cheating whore which makes his a lot funnier <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> I wouldn't call her a whore for doing that. Guys have been doing this forever at bachelor parties. Marriage is supposed to be forever, thats scary for most people, and its common for both men and women to have a few flings before they tie the knot. Especially if they're getting married young. Truth be told, he probably left her because they had unresolved issues in bed and deep down he couldn't face them. His worst nightmare came true. Your friend is an ass for doing that. He's not helping out a bro, he's breaking up an engagement over something thats not a big deal.

BLZBUBBA

03-11-2007, 05:28 PM

When in school we pulled one on a fellow team member.  He was really getting a big head as far as how good he was.  Oh he was good alright but when he started bringing his newspaper clippings to school with him we sprang into action.  That head had to be deflated.  We kicked around a few ideas and I suggested a fake letter inviting him to a "high school all-american bowl".  Whenever colleges were interested in players they mailed letters to the school and they were given to our coach.  The coach would then place them in or by our lockers.  I suggested this as the means of delivery.  Just lay it by his locker.  That ended my involvement and alas...it went horribly horribly wrong...or spectacularly right from that point.  Depends how you look at it.The guys carrying out the caper made up this somewhat official-looking letter inviting the guy and his family to this "HIGH SCHOOL ALL-AMERICAN BOWL" .  An all-expense paid trip for all was included.  It really wasn't that official looking but it wasn't too bad either.  Then the big fuckup occurs.  Instead of placing it at his locker (at school) they dropped it on the porch at his house around 10:00 one night.  When they told me what they'd done,  the means of delivery,  I got worried.  The next morning he comes to school waving the letter.  We were whispering a countdown when he walked in...5....4...3...2...1...then....LOOK AT ME!  LOOK AT ME!  I'M AN ALL-AMERICAN!  He bought it hook,  line,  and sinker.  The letter they had made looked suspicious but he bought it.  The problem?  Again.  Depends on how you look at it.  His family also took it hook,  line,  and sinker.  He was waving that damn letter around in school while his parents were at work bragging how sonny was an "All-American" and they were going to this "game" all expenses paid.  Around lunchtime someone finally spilled the beans and he started picking out the culprits and pounding them one by one.  I sensed I might be next up so I told him I knew about it and should have said something.  I wasn't afraid of him but I really didn't want to fight the guy unless I had to.  He was pretty big.It was years ago and looking back I kinda feel bad about it.  We played on the same team.  We were 29-1 our Jr./Sr. years.  But the only reason I feel bad was his parents ended up looking foolish.  The guy had to be taken down a notch and I still say nothing beats a good prank.  But the impact should always be carefully considered.  His folks weren't the target.

PapaBear

03-11-2007, 07:07 PM

 My boss and I were talking tonight. His 18 year old son (who also works with us) is really REALLY dense. He's on the verge of scoring with a stripper. On my suggestion, the boss/dad and I convinced him that a very good way to improve one's sexual experience, is by rubbing Icy/Hot on your balls first. We can only hope the stripper is as dense as him. I'll let you know how it goes.

King Hippos Bandaid

03-12-2007, 10:58 AM

Ehh,   Guys always get  Caught,  Girls are supossed to be in it for Love.  Fuck Her My Dirtiest Trick was making Mud Disappear

Furtherman

03-12-2007, 11:23 AM

sr71blackbird wrote: My friend Martin just told me about his buddy Dan who met this girl in a bar and she told him she is engaged to this other guy and they ended up hooking up and he took her back to his place and they got hammerd and had sex.  While the girl is asleep, he writes on her lower back with permanent marker "PROPERTY OF DAN" In the morning, the girl goes home and he is chuckling about it.  Later on the girl calls him up hysterical that he did that and her fience saw it and knew she cheated and he left her and she is devastated.She called him?  She had his number after a one night stand?  That shows what kind of wife she was going to be.  Good for your budday!

nate1000

03-12-2007, 11:42 AM

1. Insert stick between legs. Lift straight up.2. Cruise through crease and knock the back of his skate with the tip of yours. They never see it coming and if you are quick enough, you are long gone before the ref notices. 

This message was edited by nate1000 on 3-12-07 @ 3:43 PM

Chip196

03-13-2007, 03:47 AM

A co-worker of ours has the worst luck with getting in car accidents.  They're always bizarre situations that he ends up being involved in.  One of the most recent ones had his spinning around on an icey road, and ended up off the road, against a large rock, and tore up some trees / shrubs.  He was ok which is why we felt ok with what we did.  We wrote a bill from "NY State" detailing the money he owed due to the accident.  Items listed included "Trooper Overtime" (for traffic control due to the accident), "Land Adjustment" (to move the rock back to it's origional location), "environmental study" (his accident disturbed the habitat of the endangered 3 toed striped sloth) ... ect.We figured that he would know it was a fake when A) the letter was mailed to his work address, not his home ... and B) the number given to call to dispute any charges was 1-800-I-CRASHED.  He read the letter and flipped out, screaming that NY was so effed up and it was all bullshit, and if they think he's paying a dime they're out of their minds.  He called the number only to find a porn line (which pissed hm off more), so he called again ... we decided that we should let him know before the vein protruding from his forhead finally burst.

kindred

03-13-2007, 10:18 AM

PapaBear wrote: I used the razors to shave the kiwis. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />This made me laugh and laugh.  Must be the hangover giggles...

ralphbxny

03-13-2007, 08:50 PM

Furtherman wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: My friend Martin just told me about his buddy Dan who met this girl in a bar and she told him she is engaged to this other guy and they ended up hooking up and he took her back to his place and they got hammerd and had sex.  While the girl is asleep, he writes on her lower back with permanent marker "PROPERTY OF DAN" In the morning, the girl goes home and he is chuckling about it.  Later on the girl calls him up hysterical that he did that and her fience saw it and knew she cheated and he left her and she is devastated.She called him?  She had his number after a one night stand?  That shows what kind of wife she was going to be.  Good for your budday!agreed....and now if I do this its hack isnt it?

PapaBear

03-13-2007, 08:58 PM

kindred wrote: PapaBear wrote: I used the razors to shave the kiwis. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />This made me laugh and laugh.  Must be the hangover giggles...Yes... I once shaved a guy's kiwis. I've come to accept it.

crb1

03-14-2007, 06:43 AM

One of my roommates and I were drunk one night and called the Hair Club for Men and requested information using our other roommate's name. We decided the next day it was a little mean, so we would grab the mail when it got there and toss it (only he and I had keys for the mailbox). I was in a hurry one day when I got home, so I grabbed the mail and tossed it on the table. I get back to the apt. a little while later to him calling me a "fucking asshole," and throwing a Hair Club for Men brochure in my face.A month or so later, I get home and he's just getting off the phone and he looks at me and says "Asshole." I asked him why and he said "It was the fucking Hair Club for Men again. They've been calling me non-stop."

ScottFromGA

03-14-2007, 10:15 AM

my dirtiest trick?  fingerbanging my cousin's soon to be wife. and i dont regret it.