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Kevin
01-08-2008, 10:26 PM
Fucking animals in this world

really?? Which one of them do you like fucking best??

Bossanova
01-08-2008, 10:27 PM
really?? Which one of them do you like fucking best??

Do you have an hour?

Kevin
01-08-2008, 10:29 PM
Do you have an hour?

You drunk enough?? Oh wait, your not doing a show tonight..

Judge Smails
01-08-2008, 10:30 PM
HERE (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ptlJYFWDfig)is the "good" quality version so you don't miss a thing.

Bossanova
01-08-2008, 10:30 PM
You drunk enough?? Oh wait, your not doing a show tonight..

hahaha, you son of a bitch

bigredd
01-09-2008, 12:24 PM
The Zappers with their fucking system to incorporate people. Fuck theose people and their commercial.

joethebartender
01-10-2008, 07:34 PM
Someone has got to reach out to the reggaeton community and let them know that their drum machine is stuck.

drusilla
01-10-2008, 07:38 PM
Yep - here it is again (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ptlJYFWDfig)

oh my god i fucking hate that commercial more than anything evar

OGC
01-17-2008, 12:28 PM
:furious::wallbash::furious::wallbash::furious::wa llbash::furious:

Oh my god I am so fucking sick of the Led Zeppelin channel and the "Good Luck Chuck" commercials.

I pretty much listen to all of O&A and definitely all of Ron and Fez and it seems like EVERY BREAK for the last week, I hear them, sometimes twice in the same break.

PapaBear
02-15-2008, 01:53 AM
This isn't about a commercial at all, but I put it here since it does involve marketing that I hate.

I went to the liquor store tonight and saw this...

http://blastyourpodcast.com/uploaded_images/Picture-8-777093.png

I did a Google search and found that the family was suing (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/306357_hendrix07.html), but the article was from March of last year. Either the suit failed, or it just hasn't finished.

Edit: Now that I read the article, both sides are family.

Janie Hendrix, the chief executive of Experience Hendrix and the adopted sister of Jimi, called the marketing ploy a "sick joke" considering that her brother's death in 1970 was tied to alcohol consumption.
"We are gravely concerned that there may be a perception that Experience Hendrix has, in some way, authorized this sale of vodka," she said in a statement Tuesday. "As a matter of strict policy, we have never promoted an alcoholic beverage."






"A Hendrix Family Company, Hendrix Electric Vodka has the stamp of approval from Jimi's closest relatives, band mates and the people who mattered most in his life," the Web site states.
Dieffenbach is involved with the James Marshall Hendrix Foundation, an organization headed by Jimi's brother, Leon Hendrix. In 2004, Dieffenbach provided nearly $3 million in financial backing for a lawsuit filed by Leon Hendrix, who claimed that Janie Hendrix manipulated their father, Al, into cutting him out of the multimillion-dollar inheritance afforded by the rights to their brother's music.

tele7
02-15-2008, 01:57 AM
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Fallon
02-15-2008, 02:16 AM
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That commercial is...
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3580/d6bb85d0e5efd118b1eb1d7mb3.gif

jauble
02-23-2008, 12:36 PM
I could give a shit if you cant get out of ikea

led37zep
02-23-2008, 02:49 PM
All commercials are annoying, the shit that goes into making them is even more so.

sailor
03-12-2008, 02:54 PM
hydroxitone: so good it was given away in the gift baskets at the sundance film festival.

um, you gave them to be given away and may have paid as well for the priviledge. that's like bud saying "we're so good they show our commercials during the superbowl."


also, there's another one on xm where the guy pretends to be looking for a phone number and it's mind-numbingly bad how fake it is. why bother? just tell us the fuckin' number.

IamFogHat
03-12-2008, 02:58 PM
also, there's another one on xm where the guy pretends to be looking for a phone number and it's mind-numbingly bad how fake it is. why bother? just tell us the fuckin' number.

I hate that one so much, and I think it's the same one I'm thinking of, where this ass says "Back to the show in a minute, but first.." and it's so fucking fake and annoying, and makes even less sense cause it's never the last commercial or even first of a stop set, it's always in the middle and makes no sense.

Servo
03-12-2008, 03:00 PM
hydroxitone: so good it was given away in the gift baskets at the sundance film festival.

um, you gave them to be given away and may have paid as well for the priviledge. that's like bud saying "we're so good they show our commercials during the superbowl."


also, there's another one on xm where the guy pretends to be looking for a phone number and it's mind-numbingly bad how fake it is. why bother? just tell us the fuckin' number.

How about the one with the guy who tells us about the date he has with "the verrrry lovely Rachel." I fuckin' hate that guy. And Rachel is probably a skank too.

PapaBear
05-21-2008, 12:23 AM
Am I the only one who thinks the "Six Flags, More Fun" guy looks like an Asian Keanu Reeves?

KnoxHarrington
05-21-2008, 12:37 AM
I love the commercials for some shit called "Maxoderm" that is described as "topical male enhancement."

Let me get this straight: I rub this creme on my dick and it gets bigger? I figured that shit out when I was 12. It's called Jergen's Lotion.

razorboy
05-21-2008, 01:02 AM
The Pizza Hut hidden-camera delivery pasta commercial drives me batshit. The stupid chef and the stupid announcer and the stupid customer dialogue. I did a full sprint from cooking sauce in the kitchen to the living room the other day just to avoid having to hear it again.

PapaBear
05-21-2008, 01:19 AM
The Pizza Hut hidden-camera delivery pasta commercial drives me batshit. The stupid chef and the stupid announcer and the stupid customer dialogue. I did a full sprint from cooking sauce in the kitchen to the living room the other day just to avoid having to hear it again.
"I like it even more, now that I know it's Pizza Hut".:wallbash:

PapaBear
06-23-2008, 10:46 PM
Those Quiznos commercials where people stuff a 5 dollar bill in their mouth make me want to vomit. Even the thought of people putting money in their mouth grosses me out.

KnoxHarrington
06-24-2008, 09:20 AM
Those Quiznos commercials where people stuff a 5 dollar bill in their mouth make me want to vomit. Even the thought of people putting money in their mouth grosses me out.

This is the same company that ran ads showing a dude suckling a wolf. It's odd that a food company goes out of their way to make such gross commercials.

Hottub
06-24-2008, 09:38 AM
Roni Deutch. If I ever wanted to cunt-punch somebody!
I hate her as much as Harry's bitch wife.

Fezticle98
06-24-2008, 11:08 AM
I can't stand the XM Sponsor Spotlight commercials.

"In the spotlight, everything is clear and bright."

Is it?

IMSlacker
06-25-2008, 11:23 PM
I hate this Esurance commercial with every fiber of my being. It runs every night during The Daily Show, and for some reason, the volume on this thing is about 20 decibels higher than everything else.

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PapaBear
06-25-2008, 11:27 PM
Those Quiznos commercials where people stuff a 5 dollar bill in their mouth make me want to vomit. Even the thought of people putting money in their mouth grosses me out.

This is the same company that ran ads showing a dude suckling a wolf. It's odd that a food company goes out of their way to make such gross commercials.
The wolf is gross, but not as gross as the cash eating.

BoondockSaint
06-27-2008, 08:51 AM
I want to murder the ShamWow guy.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3930/18106400id2.jpg

Scottyflamingo
06-27-2008, 05:04 PM
Has anyone mentioned the new dumbass Taco Bell commercial with the two white guys rapping?? If someone did that and I was working there, I'd take a dump in their food.

underdog
06-27-2008, 05:31 PM
Has anyone mentioned the new dumbass Taco Bell commercial with the two white guys rapping?? If someone did that and I was working there, I'd take a dump in their food.

I think Taco Bell is trying to keep people from going to their stores, as all of their commercials are fucking terrible. But the white guys rapping is the worst.

silks
06-27-2008, 06:11 PM
Those freecreditreport.com commercials are the absolute worst.

TheMojoPin
06-28-2008, 02:10 AM
I think Taco Bell is trying to keep people from going to their stores, as all of their commercials are fucking terrible. But the white guys rapping is the worst.

The one where the guy screams "IT'S-79-89-99-YAH-YAH-YAAAAAAAAH!!!!" as fast and as loud as possible complete with distortion is hideous.

midwestjeff
06-28-2008, 02:20 AM
You guys only hate the Taco Bell commercials because deep down (and we all know it's true) you miss this little guy.

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/07/19/taco.bell.ap/story.taco.ap.jpg

RF Godfather
06-30-2008, 02:03 PM
Anyone hate those Cavemen? You know what I'm talking about.

TheMojoPin
06-30-2008, 02:08 PM
Anyone hate those Cavemen? You know what I'm talking about.

I hate the new one, which is just one of them randomly talking about dance steps. It seems incredibly lazy and slapped together. But those other Cavemen commercials? Awesome.

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RAAMONE
06-30-2008, 02:09 PM
Anyone hate those Cavemen? You know what I'm talking about.

i actually thought the cavemen commercial were pretty funny...kinda dry humor...the TV show ruined it

KC2OSO
06-30-2008, 03:16 PM
Those freecreditreport.com commercials are the absolute worst.
Do you mean the guys in the beat-up Honda or in the seafood reataurant? Heh - I'm using those to teach my son some guitar chords. Easy C - D - G progression.

Play Artist - Mocean Worker those fuckin Lincoln commercials and their little skin-flute playing in the background really irritate.

KingGeno
06-30-2008, 03:18 PM
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FUCK the narrator for Nationwide. Who the FUCK thought having some nasally boring morbid jerkoff sounding person as their narrator? I get so angry hearing his voice.

led37zep
07-01-2008, 11:10 PM
The latest Secret commercial with the dumb chick walking around with her hands in the air.

I want to find the creatives who came up with this one and punch them in the face.

PapaBear
07-01-2008, 11:14 PM
The latest Secret commercial with the dumb chick walking around with her hands in the air.

I want to find the creatives who came up with this one and punch them in the face.
I totally agree with that and add the McDonald's commercial for the free Coke glasses. Not only are the glass tapping couple annoying, I damn near had a seizure watching it today.

silks
07-02-2008, 08:05 AM
Do you mean the guys in the beat-up Honda or in the seafood reataurant?

Both - I wish those guys in the jalopy would run over that ass in the pirate costume. There's also another one about living in his girlfriend's mom's basement. Ugh.

led37zep
07-02-2008, 08:50 AM
Both - I wish those guys in the jalopy would run over that ass in the pirate costume. There's also another one about living in his girlfriend's mom's basement. Ugh.

Worst part about that spot is that those actors are making bank. That spot as run so many times the residual payments are probably enough to live off of for the rest of the year.

unless of course they did a buy out, which I doubt.

Reynolds
07-02-2008, 08:52 AM
I want to know where I can get a copy of the Oprah and Friends song.

led37zep
07-02-2008, 08:57 AM
I want to know where I can get a copy of the Oprah and Friends song.

I'd try and help you out but I only help people with asscracks in their avatars.

Reynolds
07-02-2008, 09:08 AM
I'd try and help you out but I only help people with asscracks in their avatars.

That better?

hunnerbun
09-04-2008, 10:56 PM
ARGH...this stupid new commercial for Secret antiperspirant, where she is walking all over the city with her arms up doing stupid stuff like hailing a cab, pretending to put her hands up for the cop car, then sniffing her armpits...ANNOYING!

I just read back in this thread and am glad to see I am not alone in my hatred for this ad... thank you led37zep for the validation.

Judge Smails
09-04-2008, 11:02 PM
Watching the Giants-Redskins game I saw that Jerry Seinfeld / Bill Gates thing three times and I still don't understand it. Why is bill Gates shopping for cheap shoes in the mall? Why is Jerry Seinfeld unfunny when Larry David isn't writing for him? Wait . . . what? Jerry showers with his clothes on? Did Bill Gates just adjust his underwear? Edible computers? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?

On a positive note: I'm getting me some churros at Pathmark tomorrow.

Judge Smails
10-12-2008, 03:09 PM
Holy Fucking Christ on a Cracker! The Optimum people are using puppets now. FUCKING PUPPETS!!!!! I saw this during football and it made me want to take a human life.


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Hottub
10-12-2008, 03:19 PM
Shalom.

Crippler
10-12-2008, 05:16 PM
I just saw this one during the football game on Fox:

Protesters being arrested in the forest. As one woman passes one of the loggers with a chainsaw slung over his shoulder, she gives him a nasty remark. He keeps walking.

Same female protester is now being bailed out of jail by the very logger she just told off, she walks right past him & ignores him as she leaves the police station.

They both jump on the back of a motorcycle, she starts the ride with her hands on the handle behind her seat, still acting as cold as possible toward someone in such close proximity.

Then, as she gets into the ride just a bit, pulls the stick out of her ass & wraps her arms around her man & leans into the ride.

So this is a commercial fooooooooor....Harley or some other motorcycle company, right?

Wrong...HSBC Bank. WHAT THE FUCK?! :huh:

grlNIN
10-12-2008, 09:24 PM
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Makes me want to vomit on and destroy everything around me.

TooLowBrow
10-12-2008, 09:43 PM
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Makes me want to vomit on and destroy everything around me.

commercials like this are what make me spray ax all over my crotch everytime i walk though the deodorant aisle in cvs

RingWraith
10-13-2008, 12:18 AM
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Makes me want to vomit on and destroy everything around me.

I just find the chocolate guy very creepy looking. Almost at the same level as Burger King's King as far as creepy looking.

Also, WHO THE F**K WANTS TO SMELL LIKE CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!?!

PapaBear
10-13-2008, 12:19 AM
Also, WHO THE F**K WANTS TO SMELL LIKE CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!?!
A guy who wants to run into a chick that smells like peanut butter?

RingWraith
10-13-2008, 02:17 AM
A guy who wants to run into a chick that smells like peanut butter?

You know what, you're right!

Bossanova
10-13-2008, 08:33 AM
Not sure if mentioned. Subway's 5 dollar foot longs. Fuck that song for getting stuck in my head

Furtherman
10-22-2008, 10:48 AM
I want to strangle those dancing nancies in the Mu-Mu-Mu-My Mohegan Sun commercial.

PigShitIrish
10-22-2008, 02:04 PM
I can't fucking stand those Cadillac commercials

"When you turn your car on......does it return the favor?"

Ewww!

JimBeam
10-22-2008, 03:07 PM
The Tabasco commercial w/ the guy eating the pizza is not obnoxious but is plain stupid.

I don't need to see a close up of some dude chewing like a cow.

razorboy
10-22-2008, 03:12 PM
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Makes me want to vomit on and destroy everything around me.

The commercial is annoying but I love Allen Toussaint, so I guess I gave it a pass.

PapaBear
11-09-2008, 01:16 AM
I hate that fucking Nuva Ring commercial! The song annoys the hell out of me, and what's up with the women standing in the little pool and just looking at each other and smiling?

PapaBear
11-28-2008, 12:22 AM
I'm getting kind of sick of whimsical sounding female singers in commercials.

west milly Tom
11-28-2008, 12:27 AM
I-O digital cable, watch a lot of channels whenever you're able. H-D TV you can put it on the table, for 29.95 you get to sign your label. I really hate that super obnoxious commercial.

Kevin
11-28-2008, 12:32 AM
Not sure if mentioned. Subway's 5 dollar foot longs. Fuck that song for getting stuck in my head

FIVE


FIVE DOLLAR

FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLOOOOOOOOONG.

Slumbag
11-28-2008, 02:42 AM
There's the new McDonalds ads. Those are bad.
The ones with the McNuggets, and the people have them as there wedding cake, and the rock star guy has them backstage. The McNugNUTS!!!!

It's not really annoying. It's not really obnoxious.

It's just not clever or funny.

razorboy
12-07-2008, 04:36 PM
I'm going to throw something at the TV the next time a Garmin commercial comes on. I had forgotten how batshit crazy those drove me last Christmas.

Kevin
12-07-2008, 06:09 PM
I HATE the new Verizon blackberry comm. Hey, look, ITS CLICKS! WOW!

Misteriosa
12-07-2008, 06:44 PM
There's the new McDonalds ads. Those are bad.
The ones with the McNuggets, and the people have them as there wedding cake, and the rock star guy has them backstage. The McNugNUTS!!!!

It's not really annoying. It's not really obnoxious.

It's just not clever or funny.

there is a really bad one of a guy singing an r&b song about his girl "creepin'" to get some chicken nuggets.. :wallbash:

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Misteriosa
12-07-2008, 06:57 PM
another *really* annoying commercial is one for the musical "jersey boys"

the guy is singing "sherry" at such a high pitch, it makes me feel like my ears are gonna explode :glurps:

PapaBear
12-22-2008, 01:27 AM
I've already mentioned the damn Beyonce Dirctv "upgrade" one. Hate it with a passion. I've noticed another one recently (I think it's for Prilosec) that has a woman dancing at a night club while she's talking. It got me thinking, commercials that have someone talking to the camera while they are dancing are ALL annoying. I'm not sure why, but they are.

hammersavage
12-22-2008, 01:28 AM
I concur with Slumbag. One word: nuggnuts.

jauble
12-22-2008, 01:31 AM
The damn dr. radio commercial on xm ends on such an unneccesary high note. Give me Dr. Steve or give me death.

KC2OSO
12-22-2008, 02:30 AM
1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS

K - A - R - S FOR KIDS.

FUCK YOU!

makes me yearn for a Free Credit Report Dot Com just to cleanse the palate.

underdog
12-22-2008, 10:34 AM
There's the new McDonalds ads. Those are bad.
The ones with the McNuggets, and the people have them as there wedding cake, and the rock star guy has them backstage. The McNugNUTS!!!!

It's not really annoying. It's not really obnoxious.

It's just not clever or funny.

McDonalds commercials are never good. I always wonder who ok's them or thinks they are good.

~Katja~
12-30-2008, 09:22 AM
could there be a more obnoxious Ashley Madison commercial than the one they played this morning???
Who the hell came up with that jingle???

ugh it is the WORST!

IMSlacker
12-30-2008, 09:28 AM
could there be a more obnoxious Ashley Madison commercial than the one they played this morning???
Who the hell came up with that jingle???

ugh it is the WORST!

They pretty obviously got that jingle from here.

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drjoek
01-18-2009, 04:12 PM
These coors light football coach commercials. The first one with Jim Mora was great now they suck. Brian Billick isn't even coaching right now. They need to stop.

MC Pee Pants
01-18-2009, 05:31 PM
Fuck this...and the one with the turtles from Comcast.
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fezident
01-18-2009, 06:12 PM
"you followin' me camera guy?"

That ShamWow commercial is a parody of itself.

NickyL0885
01-19-2009, 03:57 PM
Im sure it has been mentioned but the Subway $5 footlong commercials are horrendous. The one going around now with the construction guys is uber annoying. I'm this close to punching my tv.

Hamey
01-19-2009, 04:20 PM
Is she fucking the mcnuggets? Why doesn't he just buy his own? there not expensive.



there is a really bad one of a guy singing an r&b song about his girl "creepin'" to get some chicken nuggets.. :wallbash:

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Coach_Mac
01-19-2009, 04:22 PM
http://www.vanellis.com/

If you go to this site it plays a commercial that plays around here a lot and it's the creepiest thing I've ever seen! I hate it so much but I watch it over and over.

King Imp
01-19-2009, 05:34 PM
I can't stand that new Geico commercial where a man and woman are in a restaurant and the woman keeps giggling while looking off to the side.

Ah hell, better to just show it instead of trying to explain it all.

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I just don't get the part with the waiter having to say Geico the second time before walking away. That, and the woman seems like a cunt.

razorboy
01-19-2009, 07:15 PM
http://www.vanellis.com/

If you go to this site it plays a commercial that plays around here a lot and it's the creepiest thing I've ever seen! I hate it so much but I watch it over and over.

You ever eat there?

OGC
01-19-2009, 09:23 PM
I haven't seen it enough to say that it is obnpxious but has anyone else seen that Jahn Turturro is now appearing in a Heineken commercial ?

PapaBear
01-19-2009, 09:32 PM
I can't stand that new Geico commercial where a man and woman are in a restaurant and the woman keeps giggling while looking off to the side.

Ah hell, better to just show it instead of trying to explain it all.

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I just don't get the part with the waiter having to say Geico the second time before walking away. That, and the woman seems like a cunt.
That whole campaign is stupid. Geico has a history of funny ads, but this one tanks. There's nothing funny about it at all.

tele7
01-19-2009, 10:19 PM
...this one has been getting on my nerves lately


There's the week, the weekend and the weekender

Coach_Mac
01-19-2009, 11:15 PM
You ever eat there?

Yea, it's good italian for Mississippi but I lived in Albany for a year and it can't hang with most places up there. Isn't that commercial freaky though, or is it just me?

MacVittie
01-21-2009, 12:33 AM
I hate this Pepsi commercial. You can't capture an entire decade in 6 seconds. The 60's wasn't all about peace marches and the 80's wasn't all break dancing and the Berlin Wall. In general, it annoys me when history is reduced down to a few images that are deemed iconic and fed to younger generation as to say "This is all you need to know about the past."

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hammersavage
01-21-2009, 12:36 AM
Totally agree. The 80's was about pet rocks too.

Slumbag
01-21-2009, 12:58 AM
There are these ads for Glade candles, and it's this chick, but she's constantly hiding the fact that she uses Glade candles. She'll like, rip the label off and say that they're french speciality candles or something.

My friends and I like to psychoanalyze her now. Like, we'll ask "Why does she feel the need to lie to gain acceptance". We shit talk her sham of a marriage and stuff.

Typing this out, it seems very odd that we've turned a character in a commercial into a real person. And that we sit around and talk about her.

PapaBear
01-21-2009, 01:02 AM
There are these ads for Glade candles, and it's this chick, but she's constantly hiding the fact that she uses Glade candles. She'll like, rip the label off and say that they're french speciality candles or something.

My friends and I like to psychoanalyze her now. Like, we'll ask "Why does she feel the need to lie to gain acceptance". We shit talk her sham of a marriage and stuff.

Typing this out, it seems very odd that we've turned a character in a commercial into a real person. And that we sit around and talk about her.
Haven't you heard of Gla-day?:wallbash:

That bugs me as much as people who think it's witty to call Target "Tar-sjay" (or however it would be spelled).

MacVittie
01-21-2009, 01:07 AM
Haven't you heard of Gla-day?:wallbash:

That bugs me as much as people who think it's witty to call Target "Tar-sjay" (or however it would be spelled).

It wasn't witty in 2002 and saying it know would be like calling something you find cool "phat".

OGC
01-21-2009, 10:07 AM
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THE "FOXHOLE" COMMERCIALS ON XM

Twice per break every break.

YO YO YO !

PapaBear
02-21-2009, 01:03 AM
What's the deal with the new Ask.com ads? On one of them, they ask what the difference between white and brown eggs was, and they say that brown eggs don't have yolks. Did I hear that right? Are they fucking retarded, or is it some sort of joke?

TheMojoPin
02-21-2009, 11:56 AM
There's a commercial for one of hair dye products, I think the one Keith Hernandez endorses, that annoys the piss out of me. A goofy son comes home all excited he got into college, and when he walks off his mom gets all worried and wonders how they're going to pay for it, and so the graying dad is like, "maybe I should take that interview after all" and it goes into the nonsense about hair dye. For one, it's hysterical that they're saying he can't get work if he doesn't dye his slightly greying hair jet black. Secondly, he looks like he's MAYBE 50...so what's the deal? His comment makes it sound like he was retired, but who the fuck retires when they're unable to pay for their kid to go to college? Were they banking that he'd be a dumbass and not go? If he's just out of work, WAY TO BE MR. FUCKING BLAISE ABOUT GETTING ANOTHER GODDAMN JOB IN THIS ECONOMY, ASSHOLE.

Go back to saying that 'stache is trash, fools.

Bossanova
02-21-2009, 12:03 PM
There's a commercial for one of hair dye products, I think the one Keith Hernandez endorses, that annoys the piss out of me. A goofy son comes home all excited he got into college, and when he walks off his mom gets all worried and wonders how they're going to pay for it, and so the graying dad is like, "maybe I should take that interview after all" and it goes into the nonsense about hair dye. For one, it's hysterical that they're saying he can't get work if he doesn't dye his slightly greying hair jet black. Secondly, he looks like he's MAYBE 50...so what's the deal? His comment makes it sound like he was retired, but who the fuck retires when they're unable to pay for their kid to go to college? Were they banking that he'd be a dumbass and not go? If he's just out of work, WAY TO BE MR. FUCKING BLAISE ABOUT GETTING ANOTHER GODDAMN JOB IN THIS ECONOMY, ASSHOLE.

Go back to saying that 'stache is trash, fools.

Your beard is weird

TheMojoPin
02-21-2009, 12:06 PM
No play for Mr. Gay.

weekapaugjz
02-28-2009, 07:51 PM
blah. this commercial has been on at least 6 times since the sabres game has been on. it makes me want to rip the television out of the wall.

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midwestjeff
02-28-2009, 07:55 PM
1. Is this Mikeyboy's long awaited return to commercial work? (I know it's a stretch, fuck off.)

2. The commercial is accurate in that the Filet-O-Fish is made from plastic, imitation "fish".

3. In the good old days, these delicious pieces of shit were 2 for 2 dollars.

That's all. Carry on.

weekapaugjz
02-28-2009, 07:59 PM
1. Is this Mikeyboy's long awaited return to commercial work? (I know it's a stretch, fuck off.)

any chance to bring up this gem...

I'm barely in this version, but at about the 8 second mark, after Raphael Palmeiro says he wants to hit one off the Bromo Tower, I'm the second one from the right with the Orange Orioles jersey jumping up and spilling popcorn.

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TheMojoPin
02-28-2009, 08:03 PM
If anyone tells me that 90's Mikeyboy wasn't Parker Lewis, I'll call them a goddamn liar.

MacVittie
02-28-2009, 09:14 PM
Hopefully weekapaugjz and toiletcrusher can back me up, but the Cricket commercials they run in Rochester/Buffalo are horrendous. The "Cricket angels" are all 5's at best, probably lower. The only one I could find on youtube is a buffalo one, and if you think those girls are bad the Rochester ones are even worse.

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weekapaugjz
02-28-2009, 09:16 PM
cricket on bailey, baby. ugh.

Kevin
02-28-2009, 09:19 PM
cricket on bailey, baby. ugh.

That commercial right there, just cost Buffalo another 4 SB losses and a Stanly Cup Finals loss.

TheMojoPin
02-28-2009, 09:23 PM
That commercial right there, just cost Buffalo another 4 SB losses and a Stanly Cup Finals loss.

Explain this nonsense to me:

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Kevin
02-28-2009, 09:31 PM
Explain this nonsense to me:

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I can hardly understand it.

Thats pure Albanian, which is like English to our American.

I guess its asking to invest in that bank, instead of making stupid inventions.

PapaBear
03-02-2009, 12:07 AM
There's at least two animated commercials for some financial service or something. They feature one guy interviewing some financial expert over the phone while the animation is going on. Why the annoying phone call? And if they really want the expert to have the phone voice, then why does the interviewer have to have it too? Are we, the viewer, supposed to be on an other extension listening in?

Coach
03-02-2009, 12:50 AM
The "Dave will jerk off Fez, and Ron talks about the people he found unattractive and slept with." commercial...I like the guys but it is on all the fucking time!

made cummsies
03-02-2009, 01:01 AM
The "Dave will jerk off Fez, and Ron talks about the people he found unattractive and slept with." commercial...I like the guys but it is on all the fucking time!
I can tolerate that infinitely more then what seems to be the non-stop stream of "so you're broke and are going to lose your home", "buy gold", "you need a bigger dick" ads that are on 202. ENOUGH!!! I get it, the 202 demo are poor yet seem to have some untapped source of income to buy precious metals and have small cocks.

MC Pee Pants
03-02-2009, 06:03 PM
I knew an Albanian chick once. God did I want to stick it to her.

PapaBear
03-05-2009, 12:32 AM
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jennysmurf
03-05-2009, 12:49 AM
I can tolerate that infinitely more then what seems to be the non-stop stream of "so you're broke and are going to lose your home", "buy gold", "you need a bigger dick" ads that are on 202. ENOUGH!!! I get it, the 202 demo are poor yet seem to have some untapped source of income to buy precious metals and have small cocks.

Quote MC Pee Pants:
I knew an Albanian chick once. God did I want to stick it to her.


Not with that tiny thing, I hope.

Pestz4Evah
03-05-2009, 02:14 AM
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YES!

One that has been really bugging me is the Blue Collar Radio commercial with Bill Engvall that they have been playing on 202 lately.

brettmojo
03-05-2009, 10:01 AM
blah. this commercial has been on at least 6 times since the sabres game has been on. it makes me want to rip the television out of the wall.

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This commercial is completely making fun of Christianity.

Coach
03-05-2009, 02:42 PM
That McDonalds Filet of fish...holy shit that is annoying and a little scary.

Snoogans
03-05-2009, 02:44 PM
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Edwin
03-05-2009, 04:09 PM
The black and white Gatorade 'G' commercials. I absolutely HATE them. I want to smash my TV every time they are on.

Sorry if this was mentioned before, I didn't go too far back in the thread.

CofyCrakCocaine
03-05-2009, 10:21 PM
If anyone tells me that 90's Mikeyboy wasn't Parker Lewis, I'll call them a goddamn liar.

Parker Lewis? The guy who can't lose?

Knowledged_one
03-05-2009, 10:56 PM
The old navy jeans commercials with the manequins

landarch
03-06-2009, 05:38 AM
This one's been on for a while, and I hate it as much now as the first time I saw it.

The Cheerios commercial where the married couple has their six week challenge. He's going to complete his "to do" list around the house and she's going to lower her cholesterol. He fumblefucks around the house, getting into all sorts of predicaments. Look at him, he's on his back under the sink looking confused.......Watch him dig his ladder in the ground while walking with it. All the while this smarmy bitch is watching him with a bowl of cheerios and a smirk. Put down the bowl and give me a hand you idiot, You live here too.

GreatAmericanZero
03-08-2009, 03:12 PM
blah. this commercial has been on at least 6 times since the sabres game has been on. it makes me want to rip the television out of the wall.

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i just checked this thread to make sure this one was in it. Its sooooooooo bad

SatCam
03-08-2009, 03:30 PM
Hopefully weekapaugjz and toiletcrusher can back me up, but the Cricket commercials they run in Rochester/Buffalo are horrendous. The "Cricket angels" are all 5's at best, probably lower. The only one I could find on youtube is a buffalo one, and if you think those girls are bad the Rochester ones are even worse.

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Do they realized they said and showed a backslash instead of a fowardslash when they gave out the myspace address?:flush:

razorboy
03-29-2009, 10:02 PM
Holy shit. I didn't think they could get any worse, but the Guitar Hero Metallica commercial may be the biggest, steamiest most malodorous pile of dogshit ever.

TheMojoPin
03-29-2009, 10:16 PM
Holy shit. I didn't think they could get any worse, but the Guitar Hero Metallica commercial may be the biggest, steamiest most malodorous pile of dogshit ever.

Just when you think they can't get any more punchable...voila.

NickyL0885
03-30-2009, 10:20 PM
Those new Quiznos commercials are so gay. yeesh. The machine telling the employee to put it in him, talk sexy etc. Anyone else see this?

Devo37
03-30-2009, 10:32 PM
Those new Quiznos commercials are so gay. yeesh. The machine telling the employee to put it in him, talk sexy etc. Anyone else see this?

yeah, that "put it in me" line is pretty creepy. although i may try one of those sandwiches next time i'm in a quiznos.

Furtherman
03-31-2009, 10:04 AM
Those new Quiznos commercials are so gay. yeesh. The machine telling the employee to put it in him, talk sexy etc. Anyone else see this?

yeah, that "put it in me" line is pretty creepy. although i may try one of those sandwiches next time i'm in a quiznos.



I think it says "Put it in me Gary." I cringe every time.

However, as I just started to get into a Quizno's near where I live, it closed down. I miss those Baja Chicken sandwiches, they wuz goooooood.

Freitag
03-31-2009, 10:35 AM
I don't know if anyone has seen these ads, I'm pretty sure they are for State Farm or an insurance company.

It's the same concept as the "Truth" anti-smoking ads. Obnoxious people on hidden camera.

It's like a hidden camera to people's reactions with getting only half a service - hot dog but with no bun, car wash but with no rinse, ice cream but with no stick.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same agency handling it.

The commercials are pretty cringe-worthy when it's anti-smoking... it's 1000x worse when it's actual products.

TonyStark
03-31-2009, 10:38 AM
yeah, that "put it in me" line is pretty creepy. although i may try one of those sandwiches next time i'm in a quiznos.



Dude, it's really creepy. The male-voiced grill asking for that....:wallbash:


Oh and those Filet O Fish commercials take the cake for me, I hate that shit

razorboy
04-17-2009, 08:15 PM
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I already wanted to beat Gene Simmons to a pulp but now his tool kid makes my list as well.

ANC
04-23-2009, 04:44 PM
OK maybe not an obnoxious commercial, but the Shaw Flooring commercial bugs me.

The slogan is "I Want A Floor Like That".

Really? That's the best you ca come up with? First of all if you want something 'like' something else, it could be interpreted that you're saying you want a different product than what you are describing. I want a drink like Pepsi, I'll have a Coke.

At least change it to "I Want That Floor" :wallbash:

OGC
04-24-2009, 02:38 PM
I get a kick out of the commercial with the guy who can't afford a new computer. The voice over says that if you have a bank account and can afford weekly payments of $29.95 they'll send you a wireless laptop.

gee, $29.95 per week = $119.80 per month = $1437..60 per year. Go to any computer store and you can get a pretty good computer for much less than that.

~Katja~
04-24-2009, 02:59 PM
There is some debt consolidation ad on xm that drives me nuts because of the way the guy says "thousands". Worst accent ever!

Misteriosa
04-24-2009, 03:00 PM
there is an annoying commerical running on xm now about some travel deal website.

they are trying to pull something like the Who's on First bit except when the guy asks for the name of the site to buy the tix, she just says Book It instead of adding the dot com. they go on in circles. i just was to strangle that bitch. :wallbash:

its nearing the level of "tell him about the discount, Harry" :furious:

PhishHead
04-24-2009, 03:02 PM
there is an annoying commerical running on xm now about some travel deal website.

they are trying to pull something like the Who's on First bit except when the guy asks for the name of the site to buy the tix, she just says Book It instead of adding the dot com. they go on in circles. i just was to strangle that bitch. :wallbash:

its nearing the level of "tell him about the discount, Harry" :furious:

OMG i hate that commercial. It drives me insane.

~Katja~
04-24-2009, 03:14 PM
there is an annoying commerical running on xm now about some travel deal website.

they are trying to pull something like the Who's on First bit except when the guy asks for the name of the site to buy the tix, she just says Book It instead of adding the dot com. they go on in circles. i just was to strangle that bitch. :wallbash:

its nearing the level of "tell him about the discount, Harry" :furious:

it annoys me as well, yet it had the best deal out there for my trip to Germany :(

hammersavage
04-24-2009, 03:17 PM
Only a certain section of North Jerseyans will know this.

But there's a commercial for a place called Route 23 Nissan.

It begins with a guy in an elevator and he starts saying 'Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan'. He repeats it, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan, the girl next to him starts to join in, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan, a puppet pops his head and and they're cheering loudly, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan, Nissan, Nissan, 23 Nissan!!!!


And it ends. Worst commercial ever but effective I guess since I remembered it.

brettmojo
04-24-2009, 04:12 PM
That god awful commericial for Mastercard where the little jerkoff kid is helping his dad "GO GREEN!". UCCKKKKK!!! I'm so sick of all this green shit! Stupid little brat. Tell him how much energy it wastes playing 5 hours of video games a night and see how fast he starts saying,"BUT... BUT I LIKE VIDEO GAMES." Yeah? WELL DADDY LIKES BRIGHT LIGHT BULBS!!!

Formula409
04-24-2009, 07:36 PM
I have no idea why but the Saturn commercials really piss me off. The economy is tanking and they have some "joe" on there bragging about how Saturn is unscathed. Sit down shut up and watch old Cheech and Chong movies to study how to go about standing in welfare lines.

GreatAmericanZero
04-24-2009, 07:40 PM
not on tv, but those "bookit.com" commercials are the worst thing to ever happen to 202

~Katja~
04-24-2009, 07:45 PM
not on tv, but those "bookit.com" commercials are the worst thing to ever happen to 202

you mean the ones that Misti mentioned 3 posts above ;)

Coach
04-25-2009, 12:20 AM
The Castrol "Check Yer Dipstick Willy!" Ads.. Funny a few times but five times in a half hour pisses me off...go back to my car show damnit!

MacVittie
04-29-2009, 12:52 AM
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This is unbearable.

jennysmurf
04-29-2009, 12:56 AM
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This is unbearable.

Thaaaaaaaank you! I haaaaaate that one!

ADF
04-29-2009, 01:16 AM
The Subway "Five Dollar Foot-long" commercials where they have "impromptu" versions of their utterly non-catchy jingle. They're so obviously faked that it's annoying.

I also hate any car insurance commercial where they say the "average customer who switched save blahblah dollars." Really, what about the thousands of other customers who didn't switch because your insurance was more expensive? How much money did they save?

razorboy
04-29-2009, 01:19 AM
The Subway "Five Dollar Foot-long" commercials where they have "impromptu" versions of their utterly non-catchy jingle. They're so obviously faked that it's annoying.

Aren't they just a reboot of the equally awful Pepto Bismol commercials?

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PapaBear
04-29-2009, 01:20 AM
The Subway "Five Dollar Foot-long" commercials where they have "impromptu" versions of their utterly non-catchy jingle. They're so obviously faked that it's annoying.
There's one particular chick in one of them that I just want to punch in the face. She's good looking, but she sings her part in a very nasally voice that just makes me cringe.

Judge Smails
04-29-2009, 01:28 AM
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JimBeam
04-29-2009, 09:34 AM
It's not really obnoxious but the new ESPN commercial w/ Van Pelt and Drew Rosenhaus ( sp ?? ) in the cafateria is just plain dumb.

Sprinkes w/ pudding ?

It doesn't even make f-ing sense.

And shouldn't the cashier be making a deal w/ them ?

That if they come back the next 3 days that'll she'll give them the discount ?

Again the concept is awful and may be the 1st really bad ESPN commercial.

jessicaduh
04-29-2009, 09:39 AM
i haaaaaaaaaaaaaate the XM commercial for...what the hell is it for? there are two women, one of whom just bought a house that had been foreclosed on...and the other is like "we're not even 30, Maggie, h-h-how can you afford to buy a home?"

for one, they have voices that sound much older than "not even 30..."

but mainly, i hate the repeated use of "h-h-how" - it's one of those bad actor tricks to try to sound natural, but it just sounds retarded...ohhhhhh does that make my skin crawl every time it's on.

brettmojo
04-29-2009, 11:32 PM
Why are they playing the Burger King square pants commercial so much?

And it is waaaaayyyyy too sexual for a kids meal commercial.

Tenbatsuzen
04-29-2009, 11:40 PM
Why are they playing the Burger King square pants commercial so much?

And it is waaaaayyyyy too sexual for a kids meal commercial.

Actually, I figured it out. It's for parents, not kids.

The deal is, you have to buy an adult meal to get the 99 cents kids meal.

Reephdweller
04-29-2009, 11:43 PM
There's a commercial on XM for something to do with water, hard water deposits or something that drive me up the wall every time i hear it to the point i change the channel..that and those "service magic" dot com commercials are so annoying.

brettmojo
04-29-2009, 11:48 PM
Actually, I figured it out. It's for parents, not kids.

The deal is, you have to buy an adult meal to get the 99 cents kids meal.
I wonder what they did with those phone books after they shot that commercial... Yeah I wonder.

TheMojoPin
04-29-2009, 11:48 PM
Again the concept is awful and may be the 1st really bad ESPN commercial.

So long as Stuart Scott exists this statement is blatantly false. He makes even a good ESPN commercial awful just by being there.

Besides, they peaked with this:

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Miss Charlie Steiner.

MacVittie
04-29-2009, 11:49 PM
Actually, I figured it out. It's for parents, not kids.

The deal is, you have to buy an adult meal to get the 99 cents kids meal.

Its weird to think that people who have nostalgic feelings toward Sir Mix-a-lot are parents now.

Pestz4Evah
04-30-2009, 02:30 AM
There's a commercial on XM for something to do with water, hard water deposits or something that drive me up the wall every time i hear it to the point i change the channel..that and those "service magic" dot com commercials are so annoying.

YES! On both of those.

The chicks voice in the hard water one annoys me and I can't figure out why.

Kevin
04-30-2009, 02:33 AM
So long as Stuart Scott exists this statement is blatantly false. He makes even a good ESPN commercial awful just by being there.

Besides, they peaked with this:

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Miss Charlie Steiner.

Charlie Steiner is always gold... When he is not doing baseball games..

JimBeam
04-30-2009, 03:06 PM
Those new Quiznos commercials are so gay. yeesh. The machine telling the employee to put it in him, talk sexy etc. Anyone else see this?

I hadn't ever really paid attention to that commercial until yesterday when I saw it like 50 times and you're right it is wierd.

PapaBear
05-06-2009, 12:46 AM
There's a commercial from Tide where they talk about donating things for disaster victims. The commercial itself doesn't bother me, but there's one line from a woman that I can't believe they let stay the way she said it. She says, "You don't know how very basic essentials are, until you don't have them." How very basic?:wallbash:

hammersavage
05-11-2009, 01:45 AM
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drusilla
05-11-2009, 01:48 AM
i hate any commercial played on 202, they play the same stupid commercials over & over & over.

i really don't like the live reads either on o&a or r&f

PapaBear
05-11-2009, 01:51 AM
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How can you not love that commercial? Unless they play it all the time, that is. I've never seen it until now.

ANC
05-13-2009, 10:43 AM
Not that it's obnoxious, more disturbing.

That White Castle Commercial for their new Pulled Pork sandwich.. It has the person in a pig costume sexy dancing to the creepy music and then pull the rope and BBQ sauce falls over it a la Flashdance.

I think the music paired with it really creeps me out.

ADF
05-13-2009, 10:55 AM
Not that it's obnoxious, more disturbing.

That White Castle Commercial for their new Pulled Pork sandwich.. It has the person in a pig costume sexy dancing to the creepy music and then pull the rope and BBQ sauce falls over it a la Flashdance.

I think the music paired with it really creeps me out.

I haven't seen it, but it sounds like an attempt to follow the footsteps of Burger King.

I get annoyed by the rash of commercials that jumps from one conversation to the next and attempts to fit them together like a jigsaw.

Misteriosa
05-13-2009, 11:30 AM
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:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

not only is this commercial annoying as hell, the site that is posted in the comericals around here have "freetriplescore99.com" and this is a HUGE scam ala freecreditreport.com (that shitty band also pisses me the hell off. no lead singer, your pudgy ass is not cute.)

Pestz4Evah
05-17-2009, 05:35 PM
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This gets played way too much on TV and radio.

PapaBear
05-18-2009, 04:02 AM
There's a Cold Stone Creamery ad that I REALLY fucking hate! It has some chick ordering, and a couple of guys jump up to flank her. One of them rants about some shit that I can't even understand. She says she'll take it "to go". He says "No you didn't".

They play this commercial during the evening WRC 4 News broadcasts CONSTANTLY! It's played during almost every commercial break, and usually TWICE during each break.

HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT!!!!

ANC
05-18-2009, 08:03 AM
The McCormick Pepper Grinder commercial with the young girl who takes the pepper to play with her toys.. The screeching "I'll Do It!" annoys the hell out of me...

hammersavage
05-19-2009, 11:00 PM
The Ozzy Osbourne World of Warcraft one. It's just hideous.


"I've been the prince of darkness since 1979!" Really Ozzy? Sharon!!! Die already

PapaBear
06-16-2009, 12:46 AM
The kid in the blue shirt really freaks me the fuck out, and the kid in the red shirt is a douche in training.

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PapaBear
06-23-2009, 12:15 AM
I fucking hate it, but I can't look away when it's on. Which makes me hate it even more.

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whorehay
06-23-2009, 12:28 PM
it's only a matter of time until Frankie Sharp sees that commercial in his limo and signs that chick up for a 6 album record deal.

JimBeam
06-23-2009, 02:09 PM
I absolutely hate the stupid new Coors Light commercials where they keep saying " cold " or " hot " over the words to the songs.

The most annoying of them is the one w/ " Too hot .... "

Ugh

silks
06-23-2009, 03:17 PM
I fucking hate it, but I can't look away when it's on. Which makes me hate it even more.


MAKE IT STOP!!!!

JimBeam
07-08-2009, 04:38 PM
The ESPN The Magazine commercial where the subsciber character is sitting around w/ Chad Johnson and a few other clowns is brutal.

The dialog is just complete sh*t.

It's strange how they can put so much though into their commercials for SportsCenter, and make them enjoyable, and completely crap themselves w/ this one.

underdog
07-08-2009, 04:46 PM
The ESPN The Magazine commercial where the subsciber character is sitting around w/ Chad Johnson and a few other clowns is brutal.

The dialog is just complete sh*t.

It's strange how they can put so much though into their commercials for SportsCenter, and make them enjoyable, and completely crap themselves w/ this one.

All the ESPN the Magazine commercials they've ever had have been terrible.

JimBeam
07-13-2009, 11:42 AM
The Bush's backed beans commercials are compleely annoying.

They don't even make sense.

A talking dog ?

Big f-ing deal.

Donnie Iris
07-13-2009, 11:45 AM
I'm sure this has been discussed already, but those Progressive commercials with the psuedo hip chick in all white actually pushed me to switch my coverage. No lie.

ANC
07-13-2009, 11:45 AM
The Bush's backed beans commercials are compleely annoying.

They don't even make sense.

A talking dog ?

Big f-ing deal.

I tell you one thing. If my dog tried to impersonate my dead grandfather, I'd beat it's ass. There's something disturbing about that. What if A.J. Bush died in some horrific way? Then your dog is pretending to be his ghost.. Shithead dog.

Servo
07-13-2009, 11:46 AM
The Bush's backed beans commercials are compleely annoying.

They don't even make sense.

A talking dog ?

Big f-ing deal.

That dog's a jerk too. Pretending to be the guy's dead grandpa? What a dick!

ANC
07-13-2009, 11:48 AM
I tell you one thing. If my dog tried to impersonate my dead grandfather, I'd beat it's ass. There's something disturbing about that. What if A.J. Bush died in some horrific way? Then your dog is pretending to be his ghost.. Shithead dog.

That dog's a jerk too. Pretending to be the guy's dead grandpa? What a dick!

:bye:

:lol:

great minds think a lot... :thumbup:

JimBeam
07-13-2009, 12:18 PM
I'm sure this has been discussed already, but those Progressive commercials with the psuedo hip chick in all white actually pushed me to switch my coverage. No lie.

I've gotta say I actually enjoy those a little bit.

realmenhatelife
07-13-2009, 01:44 PM
If you had never heard the shows would you listen to either the R&F or O&A shows based on any of their promotion on 202?


I dont think I would, everything is so obnoxious. Especially all of the stuff with the terrible nu metal beds. The Tanley and ESD stuff can be funny at first but hard to listen to. The current Eight Men Out promo makes me ears ring and they play it constantly.

JimBeam
07-29-2009, 04:38 PM
The Hanes or whatever commercials w/ Charlie Sheen and Michael Jordan.

Jordan is such a d*ck in those commercials that I'm glad they killed his father because he didn't pay his gambling debts.

NickyL0885
07-29-2009, 08:46 PM
I love Pepsi but I CAN'T STAND the commercials with Will.I.Am. Hes horrible.

jennysmurf
08-01-2009, 01:25 AM
I HAAAAAAAATE the girl who does the Palm Pre commercials.

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:omH2Y9OFqqAsJM:http://palmwebos.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/untitled6.png

I want to slap her everytime the commercial comes on. :wallbash:

razorboy
08-01-2009, 01:35 AM
I HAAAAAAAATE the girl who does the Palm Pre commercials.

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:omH2Y9OFqqAsJM:http://palmwebos.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/untitled6.png

I want to slap her everytime the commercial comes on. :wallbash:

That's a chick?

PapaBear
08-01-2009, 01:37 AM
That's a chick?
Yes. And she creeps me out, too.

jennysmurf
08-01-2009, 01:40 AM
Yes. And she creeps me out, too.

Thaaaaank you! I can't stand the way she talks.

ChrisTheCop
08-05-2009, 01:49 AM
Time Warner HD-DVR commercial.

At the end, there's a couple watching tv with their feet up on the coffee table,
then their kid comes in, sits down, and puts his feet up on the same table,
and mom knocks them down with her foot, then puts her feet back up on the table!

Bothers me every time I see it.

Thank god for this thread.

Dude!
08-05-2009, 08:36 AM
i'm in love with the girl
who does the babybel cheese commercial:

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TjM
08-05-2009, 09:24 AM
<p>&nbsp;Saturn, those fucking dick sippers.&nbsp; </p>

:glurps:

I drive a Staurn

JimBeam
08-13-2009, 06:52 PM
The Brad Benson commercials on the radio used to be entertaining until they stopped running the funny one w/ Lawrence Taylor ( which I guess they did due to the fact that they might've offended people w/ the " light in your loafers " comment ).

The last few have all been the recurring bit about him giving up sex.

It's been like 3 months of that unfunny nonsense now.

Mr.Misery
08-18-2009, 03:26 AM
The Palm Pre girl is just plain frightening. It's like something out of The Ring. Especially the one where she's talking about the juggler in the park. It has this creepy, lilting piano music in the background, and she turns towards the camera, turns away, and back again, but she moves in this herky-jerky way, like that dead girl who climbs out of the television set in The Ring. She has the crazy eyes, four sides white, and she stares through the TV screen as if to steal your soul. I think they're doing this deliberately, to make the commercial and product stick in your head, and maybe give you nightmares. Totally subliminal marketing, whereas I think the Burger King is unintentionally frightening.

They also did this horribly-conceived campaign a year or two ago where they brought Orvill Redenbacher back to life via CGI. That dude was creepy to begin with, but then they show him jumping around, looking like the crypt-keeper, eating popcorn.

OGC
08-18-2009, 08:08 AM
the commercial breaks on 202 have gotten to such a level that I have given up listening to both shows live. I listen to replays with the commercials edited out, usually about 24 after. I still pay for a subscription because I want to support Ron, Fez, Opie, and Anthony.

It was a tough decision. I loved listening live but I just couldn't take the the constant repetition of commercials anymore. :wub:

biggestmexi
08-18-2009, 08:12 AM
the commercial breaks on 202 have gotten to such a level that I have given up listening to both shows live. I listen to replays with the commercials edited out, usually about 24 after. I still pay for a subscription because I want to support Ron, Fez, Opie, and Anthony.

It was a tough decision. I loved listening live but I just couldn't take the the constant repetition of commercials anymore. :wub:

you can get the shows sooner than 24 after.

TheMojoPin
08-18-2009, 08:48 AM
They also did this horribly-conceived campaign a year or two ago where they brought Orvill Redenbacher back to life via CGI. That dude was creepy to begin with, but then they show him jumping around, looking like the crypt-keeper, eating popcorn.

Those were supposed to be creepy.

ANC
08-18-2009, 09:06 AM
The Palm Pre girl is just plain frightening. It's like something out of The Ring. Especially the one where she's talking about the juggler in the park. It has this creepy, lilting piano music in the background, and she turns towards the camera, turns away, and back again, but she moves in this herky-jerky way, like that dead girl who climbs out of the television set in The Ring. She has the crazy eyes, four sides white, and she stares through the TV screen as if to steal your soul. I think they're doing this deliberately, to make the commercial and product stick in your head, and maybe give you nightmares. Totally subliminal marketing, whereas I think the Burger King is unintentionally frightening.

They also did this horribly-conceived campaign a year or two ago where they brought Orvill Redenbacher back to life via CGI. That dude was creepy to begin with, but then they show him jumping around, looking like the crypt-keeper, eating popcorn.

Also notice her ear moves at the beginning of the commercial.......creepy

fezident
08-18-2009, 09:17 PM
Community.
Community.
Community.
Community.
Community.
Community.
Community.
Community.

OGC
08-19-2009, 07:47 AM
you can get the shows sooner than 24 after.


I know. I can usually get the shows a couple of hours after they finish, but I wait until the next day and listen to them at work. It blocks out the noisy nellys in the cubicles next to me.

PapaBear
08-20-2009, 10:39 PM
This is the full trailer and not the commercials that have been playing, but the ads for "Mercy" absolutely make my stomach turn. The show looks like one of the biggest pieces of crap in history!

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KnoxHarrington
08-20-2009, 10:42 PM
This is the full trailer and not the commercials that have been playing, but the ads for "Mercy" absolutely make my stomach turn. The show looks like one of the biggest pieces of crap in history!


I bailed out after 30 seconds of that shit.

It's like someone watched an episode of "Gray's Anatomy" and said "How can we make a show that's gayer and even less medically accurate than this?"

Dude!
08-21-2009, 12:12 AM
the Latisse commercial
really evokes a strong
negative reaction from me
who fuckin cares about eyelashes anyway??

brooke shields is just awful

low-point:
watch her dance starting at 0:36
Brooke makes elaine benes
look like a dance star



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PapaBear
09-13-2009, 11:50 PM
I always end up jumping just like the chick does. Drives me NUTS!!!

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hammersavage
12-02-2009, 09:49 PM
hey Mohegan Sun, you're commercials are the most annoying things on the planet. I will never go to your shit casino.



Meet me at Foxwoods.

weekapaugjz
12-02-2009, 09:59 PM
the one with the fucking pot hole talking to the car it just gave a flat tire to. "do you want me to get out my cell phone"

it makes me want to punch a hole in the tv

PapaBear
12-02-2009, 10:06 PM
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Dude!
12-02-2009, 10:24 PM
the one with the fucking pot hole talking to the car it just gave a flat tire to. "do you want me to get out my cell phone"

it makes me want to punch a hole in the tv

that one is just awful!

weekapaugjz
12-02-2009, 10:25 PM
that one is just awful!

that voice is probably the most annoying thing i have ever heard.

JimBeam
12-19-2009, 08:43 PM
I hate the Hooters Wings Wednesday commercial.

Firstly the commercial shows the Miss Hooters from 2006, 2007 and 2008 when we're almost in 2010.

Just recently they added ad video clip to the end showing the 2009 winner.

Aren't they making enough money to shoot another commercial ?

Do they really need to replay and add onto this POS ?

The women seem like they can barely read their lines.

Terrrible acting.

MHasegawa
12-22-2009, 09:24 PM
Watching the Maaco Bowl, this ad has kicked off every commercial break.
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JimBeam
01-01-2010, 09:47 PM
Pretty much and beer commercial made in the last 20 years.

Most recently though is the Bud Light, I think, one where the girl asks the guy if he'll chose her over his dog, mom and beer falling over a cliff.

Yeah, that's real original.

Oh and she does a fine bit of acting while walking off in a hissy fit.

I hope she falls off a cliff.

opie's twisted balls
01-01-2010, 10:24 PM
I hope the skin tag turns malignant

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hanso
01-01-2010, 10:26 PM
Audi's “Best Lights For Christmas” Commercial Is LAME!

JimBeam
01-01-2010, 10:37 PM
I just saw some dumb " golf in the snow " commercial for a car and it was pretty f-ing stupid.

hunnerbun
01-06-2010, 01:48 AM
Megan Mullally dancing and singing in a grocery store about I Can't Believe its Not Butter to the tune of "Turn the Beat Around" but substitute Tub for Beat.
Just plain bad....and annoying as fuck.

PapaBear
01-06-2010, 01:57 AM
the one with the fucking pot hole talking to the car it just gave a flat tire to. "do you want me to get out my cell phone"

it makes me want to punch a hole in the tv

that one is just awful!

that voice is probably the most annoying thing i have ever heard.
It's this chick...

Dayci Brookshire

http://image.qpicture.com/image/d/artist-dayci-brookshire/240418.jpghttp://image.qpicture.com/image/d/artist-dayci-brookshire/240420.jpg

JimBeam
01-22-2010, 10:45 PM
The Chase Saphier commercials.

I want the wife to die especially in the one on the ski lit.

By the way if you watch closely @ one point they are like 30 yards or so from the end of the chair lift or where it would turn back around yet they never get there.

Fuckin' stupid.

WhistlePig
01-22-2010, 11:29 PM
That horrible Verizon Fios commercial where the dad says "Boom....Boom....and, wait for it....Boom."

Can't STAND it!

angrymissy
01-22-2010, 11:38 PM
The Chase Saphier commercials.

I want the wife to die especially in the one on the ski lit.

By the way if you watch closely @ one point they are like 30 yards or so from the end of the chair lift or where it would turn back around yet they never get there.

Fuckin' stupid.

That commercial makes me mad. Shouldn't the husband be pissed off that she spent all of his points without telling him???

Dude!
01-22-2010, 11:41 PM
the new geico commercials
featuring this guy
he makes my skin crawl

the waltons one is the worst
it may be the worst commercial
ever

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JimBeam
01-27-2010, 11:16 AM
I don't mind the new Geico guy.

He seems to be doing a schtick so it's not that bad.

Then only thing I like about the Waltons' commercial is when the old dude says. " Good night everybody. "

Sounds like he's in the bag.

nate1000
01-27-2010, 11:54 AM
Kind of off topic, but have you guys seen the Miller Light commercial where the guy can't say "I love you"? Anyone have any idea who the chick is? I swear I know her, but cannot place the face- drives me nuts every time I see it.

jennysmurf
01-27-2010, 12:18 PM
I don't mind the new Geico guy.

He seems to be doing a schtick so it's not that bad.

Then only thing I like about the Waltons' commercial is when the old dude says. " Good night everybody. "

Sounds like he's in the bag.

I don't like that guy. Squinty-eyed bastard.

JimBeam
01-28-2010, 02:50 PM
He usually plays a douche in most movies.

She's All That and The Brothers McMullen come to mind.

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Dude!
01-28-2010, 08:53 PM
i loathe the ambulance-chasing
jew in the cowboy hat

i always think of mikeyboy
when i see this ad


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ANC
02-03-2010, 04:28 PM
The detergent commercial where the granddaughter has the rock tshirt that needs to be washed. And the hip grandmother says "I love that band" and "Rock On." in that awful Katharine Hepburn voice...Ugggg :wallbash:

I get so pissed I yell insults at her.

jennysmurf
02-03-2010, 04:50 PM
The detergent commercial where the granddaughter has the rock tshirt that needs to be washed. And the hip grandmother says "I love that band" and "Rock On." in that awful Katharine Hepburn voice...Ugggg :wallbash:

I get so pissed I yell insults at her.

OH MAN I HATE THAT ONE!!!! LIKE THE GRANDMA IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUNG AND HIP! ARRRRRRRGH!!! (All caps cause I'm yelling.):furious:

ANC
02-03-2010, 04:53 PM
OH MAN I HATE THAT ONE!!!! LIKE THE GRANDMA IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUNG AND HIP! ARRRRRRRGH!!! (All caps cause I'm yelling.):furious:

YES THAT'S THE ONE!!! i'M GETTING MAD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! :wallbash:

jennysmurf
02-03-2010, 04:54 PM
YES THAT'S THE ONE!!! i'M GETTING MAD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! :wallbash:

ME TOO!!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!

hanso
02-03-2010, 05:49 PM
I don't like the new e*trade baby. And the ads are not funny like before.


This baby does not look any younger. As was the reason for the new baby.

PapaBear
02-04-2010, 12:00 AM
I don't like the new e*trade baby. And the ads are not funny like before.


This baby does not look any younger. As was the reason for the new baby.
I don't think the idea was to have a baby that looked younger. If they used the same baby, he practically wouldn't be a baby anymore. Those commercials have been out a year. Do realize how much older the first one must look by now?

hanso
02-07-2010, 02:42 AM
I don't think the idea was to have a baby that looked younger. If they used the same baby, he practically wouldn't be a baby anymore. Those commercials have been out a year. Do realize how much older the first one must look by now?

I thought what I read about it was over looks.

PapaBear
02-07-2010, 02:45 AM
I thought what I read about it was over looks.
That's my point. The original baby no longer looks like a baby. He's a toddler, now.

Marc with a c
02-07-2010, 02:51 AM
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weekapaugjz
02-07-2010, 02:51 AM
i want to punch this self-important douche in the face so fucking hard.

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jennysmurf
02-07-2010, 02:55 AM
i want to punch this self-important douche in the face so fucking hard.

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Exactly! How about I kick you in the nuts instead! At least I didn't talk to you before you had your @&*())&%@ coffee!!!:furious:

TooLowBrow
02-07-2010, 03:41 AM
Exactly! How about I kick you in the nuts instead! At least I didn't talk to you before you had your @&*())&%@ coffee!!!:furious:

and i still wonder why he wandered into a mcdonalds if he was so angry and in need of 'his' coffee'

hanso
02-07-2010, 10:06 AM
That's my point. The original baby no longer looks like a baby. He's a toddler, now.

If you look what was on film baby A looked younger.
Than baby B. The one they have now.

JimBeam
02-07-2010, 02:20 PM
and i still wonder why he wandered into a mcdonalds if he was so angry and in need of 'his' coffee'

I'm just surprised McDonald is still making ads w/ white folks.

On that point I hate the McDonalds' commecial where the older son is bitching that he didn't get invited to breakfast w/ the rest of the family.

opie's twisted balls
02-07-2010, 05:03 PM
Sara Rue in the jenny craig commercials annoy me to no end. I've never hit a woman but I think I'd enjoy using her yap as a speed bag.

PapaBear
02-16-2010, 11:20 PM
Value City Furniture. They keep doing one commercial after another with people who dance like spastic tards. I can't STAND them!

weekapaugjz
02-16-2010, 11:21 PM
the mcdonalds filet o' fish song is back. :wallbash:

jennysmurf
02-16-2010, 11:36 PM
the mcdonalds filet o' fish song is back. :wallbash:

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u237/brokn68/noooooooo.jpg

DJEvelEd
03-13-2010, 08:11 PM
Give me back my Filet 'O Fish ™
Give me my fish....ahhhhhhh
Give me back my Filet 'O Fish ™
Give me my fish....
What if that were you
hanging up on this wall....

????




Whats the rest of the fucking song????

Bastards!!!!!!

hanso
03-13-2010, 08:38 PM
The anti tobacco commercial where the old guys wear ear plugs. So they don't have to hear shitty rap music.

RADIO-SHARK
03-13-2010, 08:48 PM
remember...:devil2: