I am shaved down!

[sr71blackbird]

<p>This morning I shaved my head.&nbsp; Then I took a bath and shaved my junk.&nbsp; Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Kevin]

YEA.......... Thanks for sharing!!!

[sr71blackbird]

<img src="http://uploads.filecabin.com/pictures/two_face_haircut.jpg" border="0" width="510" height="354" />

[OGC]

<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2" style="background-color: #ffffff">I think this is more information than we really need.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2" style="background-color: #ffffff"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2" style="background-color: #ffffff">Whatever you do, don't shave your ass, I've heard that it is very uncomfortable.</font></p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This morning I shaved my head. Then I took a bath and shaved my junk. Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! </p><p>&nbsp;nothing like a shorn scrotum, quite breathtaking, really...</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This morning I shaved my head. Then I took a bath and shaved my junk. Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! </p><p>&nbsp;HAWT!</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This morning I shaved my head.&nbsp; Then I took a bath and shaved my junk.&nbsp; Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>you took a bath?</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I knew theisthread title was goin to be a disappointment</font>

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This morning I shaved my head. Then I took a bath and shaved my junk. Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! </p><p>you took a bath?</p>&nbsp;BUBBLE bath!&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This morning I shaved my head. Then I took a bath and shaved my junk. Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! </p><p>you took a bath?</p><p>&nbsp;horsepnats, why do you come here next weekend and you can shave my back and i will shave your front? &nbsp; </p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font size="7" color="#000080">What, no pix???</font></strong></p><p align="center"><img src="http://www.nofear.org/Archives/Media/2003/07/alfred_neuman.jpg" border="0" width="223" height="242" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This morning I shaved my head. Then I took a bath and shaved my junk. Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! </p><p>you took a bath?</p><p>&nbsp;horsepnats, why do you come here next weekend and you can shave my back and i will shave your front? &nbsp; </p><p>you are so shocky jocky.</p>

[weekapaugjz]

did you shave your legs too?

[DonInNC]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp; Then I took a bath and shaved my junk.&nbsp; </p><p>I prefer the term &quot;gently discarded merchandise&quot;</p><p><img src="http://unclebob.diaryland.com/images/fred.jpg" border="0" width="295" height="324" /></p>

[TheMojoPin]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, back hair!

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, back hair!<p>&nbsp;http://painless-hair-removal-machines.com/Man_Back_Hair_1.jpg</p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p><img src="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g45/mhill58016/powder0gc.jpg" border="0" width="449" height="528" /></p><p>SO SEXY !!!!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This morning I shaved my head. Then I took a bath and shaved my junk. Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! </p><p>you took a bath?</p><p> horsepnats, why do you come here next weekend and you can shave my back and i will shave your front? </p><p>you are so shocky jocky.</p><p>&nbsp;shock jock shock jock shock jock.</p>

[Dash77]

<strong><font size="3">TMI!!!</font></strong>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font size="1">I am shaved down!</font></strong> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">In that case, yer new board name is Smoothy Smootherton!!!</font></strong></p><p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/24/45981156_a3421bddac.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="333" /></p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="1">I am shaved down!</font></strong> <p><strong><font color="#000080">In that case, yer new board name is Smoothy Smootherton!!!</font></strong></p><p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/24/45981156_a3421bddac.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="333" /></p><p>why does that remind me of the wishbone i used to snap with my brother a week after thanksgiving.&nbsp; we hung it over a kitchen cupboard knob until it dried and then game on. loser was slave for a day.&nbsp; winner was granted a wish from the turkey fairy.</p>

[raulfd4]

give it a week...

[IamFogHat]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This morning I shaved my head. Then I took a bath and shaved my junk. Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! </p><p>&nbsp;Dude, yesterday I trimmed my pubes!&nbsp; I hadn't done it in like a month and it was out of control down there!&nbsp; Ah-he-ye-ah-yah!</p><p>But seriously, yesterday I trimmed my pubes.&nbsp;</p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<font size="2">Metrosexual Alert!</font>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">Metrosexual Alert!</font> <p>Tend to your wild brush, sir.</p>

[Fallon]

Yeah, I had my head shaved on Thursday. Balls are always shaved too.

[Fat_Sunny]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">Metrosexual Alert!</font> <p>Tend to your wild brush, sir.</p><p><font size="2">Aaargh.&nbsp; That Is Just Soooo Wrong!</font></p>

[scrotumhead]

I've been shaving down for years now.....it makes my dick look so BIG!!!!!!

[angelinad128]

Why do you guys shave your heads?&nbsp; I don't get it.

[Marc with a c]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Why do you guys shave your heads?&nbsp; I don't get it. <p>because axl rose is insane</p>

[ralphbxny]

Manscaping!!!

[Friday]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Why do you guys shave your heads?&nbsp; I don't get it. <p>I think a shaved head is extreemly sexy.&nbsp;&nbsp;On the right person, of course.</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Why do you guys shave your heads?&nbsp; I don't get it. <p>I think a shaved head is extreemly sexy.&nbsp;&nbsp;On the right person, of course.</p><p>True.&nbsp; The only one I have seen so far that can carry it off is Dereck.</p>

[Jughead]

<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_RqsOof5FFTsBZkqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12h4ehk15/EXP=1174401678/**http%3A//ace.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1245150reg.jpg" border="0" />Here ya go bro..Just one cap full should get ya up and draining right away<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" />

[Zorro]

Have fun at the bathouse

[Friday]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Why do you guys shave your heads?&nbsp; I don't get it. <p>I think a shaved head is extreemly sexy.&nbsp;&nbsp;On the right person, of course.</p><p>True.&nbsp; The only one I have seen so far that can carry it off is Dereck.</p><p>No doubt - Dereck rocks the shaved head very nicely (awww I miss that boy!)</p><p>Fallon took the plunge last week and I have to say... it looks very sexcellent.&nbsp; Wheeee!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Why do you guys shave your heads?&nbsp; I don't get it. <p>To stop from looking like THIS.</p><p><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/RtownBabi765/combover.jpg" border="0" width="280" height="170" /></p>

[Fallon]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Why do you guys shave your heads? I don't get it.<p>&nbsp;Trust me, if it wasn't going away on it's own I wouldn't have! </p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Why do you guys shave your heads?&nbsp; I don't get it. <p>To stop from looking like THIS.</p><p><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/RtownBabi765/combover.jpg" border="0" width="280" height="170" /></p><p>Good example!!</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Why do you guys shave your heads? I don't get it. <p>&nbsp;Trust me, if it wasn't going away on it's own I wouldn't have! </p><p>On some guys, a little receding look good.</p>

[AngelAmy]

chris the cop pulls off the shaven head thing wonderfully....so does nick..

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AngelAmy on 3-19-07 @ 3:00 PM</span>

[Justice4all]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This morning I shaved my head.&nbsp; Then I took a bath and <strong>shaved my junk</strong>.&nbsp; Later I had the Mrs shave my back!</p><p>I am now a smooth mother fucker! I feel so human! &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>Now why does this sound familiar....OH YES.............&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/images/stewie.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="176" /></p><p>&quot;....and feel free to say no to this....but would you shave my coin purse?&quot;</p>

[Jughead]

<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Why do you guys shave your heads? I don't get it. <p>To stop from looking like THIS.</p><p><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/RtownBabi765/combover.jpg" border="0" width="280" height="170" /></p><p>Good example!!</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://mud.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3695756808" border="0" width="86" height="130" />or this,,,,,,,,,,,,</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />chris the cop pulls off the shaven head thing wonderfully....so does nick.. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by AngelAmy on 3-19-07 @ 3:00 PM</span> <p>I guess I'd have to see it in person, lol</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=BGGDLdl4ycM" target="_blank">Greatest combover of all time.</a>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=BGGDLdl4ycM" target="_blank">Greatest combover of all time.</a> <p>Very funny!!</p>

[Gwen]

<p>Dude, you are gonna be sooooooooooo itchy when that starts growing back in.&nbsp; You better ber prepared to maintain!</p><p>I wish I had a picture of the worst combover ever.&nbsp; The morning after the first night of fights I was at this diner in LI with Pootertoot, Effme and someone else and the guy who was the diner owner had this combover that was ao combination of &quot;Alien Nation head&quot; and a cinnamon bun.&nbsp; Hard to explain, but truly the most artful and atrocious comb over ever. </p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=BGGDLdl4ycM" target="_blank">Greatest combover of all time.</a><p>&nbsp;that one is good, but i have always been partial to this...</p><p>http://www.matthewswan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/kingpin.jpg&nbsp;</p>

[ppanda]

Forget shaving- Im afraid of the blade and having to go to the hospital for a nicking myself.... I tweeze my sack..get it at the root babay..kidding

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ppanda on 3-19-07 @ 10:08 PM</span>

[Fallon]

<strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br />Forget shaving- Im afraid of the blade and having to go to the hospital for a nicking myself.... I tweeze my sack..get it at the root babay..kidding&nbsp;<span class="post_edited"></span><p>&nbsp;I haven't done that in a while. oddly enough it didn't hurt that bad and healed up very fast. </p>

[ppanda]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br />Forget shaving- Im afraid of the blade and having to go to the hospital for a nicking myself.... I tweeze my sack..get it at the root babay..kidding&nbsp;<span class="post_edited"></span> <p>&nbsp;I haven't done that in a while. oddly enough it didn't hurt that bad and healed up very fast. </p><p>Nair works good too- feel the burn- lol</p><p>please I hope people know Im kidding- i dont want to hear about anybody pulling an ESD and winding up in the hospital because they have chemical burns on their scrotum</p>

[BLZBUBBA]

I&nbsp;use the&nbsp;clippers once every four weeks down to stubble on the head...I trim the pubes a bit but no way a blade gets anywhere near my junk.

[ppanda]

<strong>BLZBUBBA</strong> wrote:<br />I&nbsp;use the&nbsp;clippers once every four weeks down to stubble on the head...I trim the pubes a bit but no way a blade gets anywhere near my junk. <p>you have hair growing out of your penis head?...freak....gives new definition to french tickeler..</p><p>Kidding budday</p><p>I dont trim...No metro</p>

[sr71blackbird]

The fisrt time, you use a beard trimmer to get it as close as you can.&nbsp; Then you take a bath and soak it, and then lather it up and us a new razor (I use the Quatro) and almost neverget cut.&nbsp; But even if you do, it heals fastb and is so worth it!&nbsp; It feels awesome, and sex even feels better.&nbsp; Women love it too.&nbsp; Its easy to maintain after that.

[ppanda]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />The fisrt time, you use a beard trimmer to get it as close as you can.&nbsp; Then you take a bath and soak it, and then lather it up and us a new razor (I use the Quatro) and almost neverget cut.&nbsp; But even if you do, it heals fastb and is so worth it!&nbsp; It feels awesome, and sex even feels better.&nbsp; Women love it too.&nbsp; Its easy to maintain after that. <p>Sounds like too much work- plus dude Im playing the trying to last the longest game- I dont need it feeling any better.</p><p>Plus those quatro blades cost like $50- I could get a hooker for less</p><p>Thaks for the advice though- LOL</p><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ppanda on 3-20-07 @ 1:45 AM</span>

[A.J.]

<p>Not me.&nbsp; I'm working on a mullet down there.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />The fisrt time, you use a beard trimmer to get it as close as you can.&nbsp; Then you take a bath and soak it, and then lather it up and us a new razor (I use the Quatro) and almost neverget cut.&nbsp; But even if you do, it heals fastb and is so worth it!&nbsp; It feels awesome, and sex even feels better.&nbsp; Women love it too.&nbsp; Its easy to maintain after that. <p>Jesus Christ, what are you, a yeti down there?&nbsp; Wait, I forgot back hair was part of the equation...nevermind...</p><p>Seriously, I'll just take a shower and bust out the shaving cream and ye olde disposable razor and some grooming scissors and voila...done in a couple minutes.</p><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 3-20-07 @ 2:09 PM</span>

[grlNIN]

<p>The key is to lotion daily. Your skin will become smoother and easier to shave, it also cuts down on the irritation factor and i think it makes coarse hair more fine thus, making the shave infinitely easier to&nbsp; manage/maintain.</p><p>I take almost an hour to shave everything once a week and then maintain it every shower so it doesnt catch back up.&nbsp;</p>

[RoseBlood]

<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The key is to lotion daily. Your skin will become smoother and easier to shave, it also cuts down on the irritation factor and i think it makes coarse hair more fine thus, making the shave infinitely easier to&nbsp; manage/maintain.</p><p>I take almost an hour to shave everything once a week and then maintain it every shower so it doesnt catch back up.&nbsp;</p><p>best advice.. i lotion daily and use this shea body butter after i shave/shower during the winter when my skin is dryer.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

Ladies, please.&nbsp; We're talking about shaving balls here.&nbsp; Please take your flimflammery elsewhere.

[grlNIN]

<p>Stop pretending you don't have a vagina.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's exhausting.&nbsp;</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />Ladies, please. We're talking about shaving balls here. Please take your flimflammery elsewhere.<p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p><p>That's the funniest thing i've read in a week.&nbsp;</p>

[RoseBlood]

<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>Stop pretending you don't have a vagina.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's exhausting.&nbsp;</p><p>i don't call him <strong>MojitA</strong> for nothing</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>Stop pretending you don't have a vagina.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's exhausting.&nbsp;</p><p>i don't call him <strong>MojitA</strong> for nothing</p><p>Best of both worlds, goddammit.</p>

[grlNIN]

I call him a lot of things.

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br />I call him a lot of things. <p>But never late for dinner!&nbsp; HAW-HAW!!!&nbsp; RING-A-DING!!!&nbsp; BANG!!!&nbsp; ZOOM!!!&nbsp; HONK!!!</p>

[grlNIN]

Retard is all i can muster.

[ralphbxny]

I try and trim up...if the chick does it why not...im a gentleman!