I fucking HATE public restrooms!

[PanterA]

<p>First let me explain that I don't really have a public bathroom phobia, I just have serious issues when it comes to actually sitting on a public toilet. So, outside of my work office, I have never....EVER used a public toilet to drop a deuce. Not even in school. I would hold it in until I got home, or I would just cut out of class...so I can drop ass, at home. Yet when I'm working its not easy to ditch my job so I can take a nice heathly morning shit, and I wake up entirely too early to squeeze one out before I leave my house. This forces me to have to use the mens room in at work. Now honestly shitting with other grown men is an all new experience for me. I've never shared a room with up to 3 other guys all dropping mud at the same time. With that being said, I'm used to the noises that come out of my ass, when I'm droppin the ol'cosby kids off at the pool. Yet the noises I hear out of these older gentelman is not only out right disgusting and disturbing, but I'm most certain that this can't be healthy. I mean this one guy made what I called the sawed off shotgun. It was a loud blast that sent what sounded like a buckshot of shit splashing down into the toilet. Just a vile spray of shit flakes hitting every part of the inside of that toilet. Another common sound is the ass piss. What the hell do these people eat? It sounds like there ass is just fire hosing hot fudge. I mean I've had stomach problems and experienced the &quot;loose stool&quot; but this is a very common sound coming from the next stall. Do older men just not have solid dumps? I don't fucking get it. Not to make this topic any more vomitous, but what the fuck is up with the smell? Yeah I know, we're talking about shit and its not supposed to be a pleasent odor, and listen I've lived with my 2 brothers, so I've smelled my share of nastyness, but the scent lingering from these sickly people is just God awful!</p><p>I fucking HATE public toilets!</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>man thats a lot of type</p><p>will someone read that and highlite the important parts and get back to me&nbsp;</p>

[PanterA]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man thats a lot of type</p><p>will someone read that and highlite the important parts and get back to me&nbsp;</p><p>Dont bother. if thats too much type, then i dont want your opinion</p>

[Doctor Z]

I survived deucing in Yankee Stadium and lived to tell about it.

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man thats a lot of type</p><p>will someone read that and highlite the important parts and get back to me&nbsp;</p><p>Dont bother. if thats too much type, then i dont want your opinion</p><p>::phew!::</p><p>that relieves me of the responsibility too!</p>

[patsopinion]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man thats a lot of type</p><p>will someone read that and highlite the important parts and get back to me </p><p>Dont bother. if thats too much type, then i dont want your opinion</p><p>&nbsp;thanks for letting me off the hook on that one-</p><p>seriously man the enter key is there for a reason&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Thanks for posting this at dinner time.&nbsp; I blame myself though.&nbsp; I don't know what I was thinking clicking that link and then reading it all the way through.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Doctor Z]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man thats a lot of type</p><p>will someone read that and highlite the important parts and get back to me </p><p>Dont bother. if thats too much type, then i dont want your opinion</p><p>::phew!::</p><p>that relieves me of the <strike>responsibility</strike> <span style="background-color: #ffff00">duty</span> too!</p><p>Fixed it for ya.</p>

[PanterA]

<p>Because 21 sentences is much too long for the feeble minded...Here is the post for the dim whitted members:</p><p>First let me explain that I don't really have a public bathroom phobia, I just have serious issues when it comes to actually sitting on a public toilet.</p><p>&nbsp;So, outside of my work office, I have never....EVER used a public toilet to drop a deuce.</p><p>Not even in school.</p><p>I would hold it in until I got home, or I would just cut out of class...so I can drop ass, at home. </p><p>Yet when I'm working its not easy to ditch my job so I can take a nice heathly morning shit, and I wake up entirely too early to squeeze one out before I leave my house. </p><p>This forces me to have to use the mens room in at work. </p><p>Now honestly shitting with other grown men is an all new experience for me. </p><p>I've never shared a room with up to 3 other guys all dropping mud at the same time. </p><p>With that being said, I'm used to the noises that come out of my ass, when I'm droppin the ol'cosby kids off at the pool. </p><p>Yet the noises I hear out of these older gentelman is not only out right disgusting and disturbing, but I'm most certain that this can't be healthy. </p><p>I mean this one guy made what I called the sawed off shotgun. </p><p>It was a loud blast that sent what sounded like a buckshot of shit splashing down into the toilet. </p><p>Just a vile spray of shit flakes hitting every part of the inside of that toilet. Another common sound is the ass piss. </p><p>What the hell do these people eat? </p><p>It sounds like there ass is just fire hosing hot fudge. </p><p>I mean I've had stomach problems and experienced the &quot;loose stool&quot; but this is a very common sound coming from the next stall. </p><p>Do older men just not have solid dumps? </p><p>I don't fucking get it. </p><p>Not to make this topic any more vomitous, but what the fuck is up with the smell? </p><p>Yeah I know, we're talking about shit and its not supposed to be a pleasent odor, and listen I've lived with my 2 brothers, so I've smelled my share of nastyness, but the scent lingering from these sickly people is just God awful!</p><p>I fucking HATE public toilets!</p>

[PanterA]

Hey dummies, it's about doodie, you might find it funny.

[ralphbxny]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br />Hey dummies, it's about doodie, you might find it funny. <p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[patsopinion]

<p>im a courtesy flusher and i will ask for one or two during the process</p><p>i think if people were more willing to request then there would be a lot more harmony in the entire shitting process&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

I hate public restroom crappers. id rather hold it...but if i have to i will go.

[JPMNICK]

i agree 100% with pantera, i never shit in public restrooms, but i have been in there and heard some of these noises, and it makes me nervous to get old. i do not know what happens, but it sounds horrible

[PapaBear]

<p>Howdy!!!</p><p><img src="http://www.digicamhistory.com/Howdy-Doody.jpg" border="0" width="175" height="321" /></p><p>I hate public bathrooms, too.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/43316/page/I_Had_No_Choice___.htm">I think God is punishing you for befouling an old woman's bathroom</a>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Here's the Cliff's Notes version of this thread:</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png/300px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png" border="0" width="300" height="391" /></p>

[Kevin]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/43316/page/I_Had_No_Choice___.htm">I think God is punishing you for befouling an old woman's bathroom</a><p> What shall he do to you, for making us look at that avatar, for all these week, SIR!!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 3-19-07 @ 6:35 PM</span>

[PanterA]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/43316/page/I_Had_No_Choice___.htm">I think God is punishing you for befouling an old woman's bathroom</a> <p>Oh man, I've seen that old lady recently...I couldnt look at her in the eye.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

You've got to assume that most be willing to take dumps in a public restroom are in some form of poo-related distress due to food, illness or age or they're just freaks/homesless people with little care for social graces.&nbsp; When you think about it that way, it makes total sense why the bathrooms always end up looking so gross.

[SinA]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man thats a lot of type</p><p>will someone read that and highlite the important parts and get back to me&nbsp;</p><p>Dont bother. if thats too much type, then i dont want your opinion</p><p>::phew!::</p><p>that relieves me of the responsibility too!</p><p>^&nbsp;still&nbsp;too much word</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I love shitting in a different public places. Its like a badge of honor. I've perfected the hover shit. </font>

[Don Stugots]

bobby, i used to feel like you.&nbsp; now, i just go anywhere i need to.&nbsp; i clean the seat and then wrap it up with TP.&nbsp;

[mikeyboy]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">I love shitting in a different public places. Its like a badge of honor. I've perfected the hover shit. </font><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/restroom_inspection_sticker.jpg" border="0" width="133" height="133" /></p>

[patsopinion]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here's the Cliff's Notes version of this thread:</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png/300px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png" border="0" width="300" height="391" /></p><p>&nbsp;1- it was awful</p>

[Snacks]

<p>I agree public bathrooms are so nasty and shiting at the same time as others , right next to you has always made me sick. I try not to shit in a public restroom, but whenI have to I clean the toilet real well and sit on toilet paper. If someone comes and sits in the shitter next to me, I do this...</p><p>I cover my nose by pulling my shirt over it and I put my fingers in my ears. I do that so I dont have to hear someone else plop or smell their shit. </p>

[oh_kee_pa]

the thing that amazed me about that blog was how many different ways you explained Taking A Shit....impressive

[PanterA]

<strong>oh_kee_pa</strong> wrote:<br />the thing that amazed me about that blog was how many different ways you explained Taking A Shit....impressive <p>Thanks, I try to be creative when i'm writing these things.</p>

[PanterA]

<p><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:</p><p>I cover my nose by pulling my shirt over it </p><p>The only problem with that, is now you are funneling your own stink up your shirt and into your nose.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Also I bring windex in with me and clean the seat well, the only toilet paper I put down is in the front, because worse then sitting on the bowl, is having your cock press against the inside of the public toilet. </p>

[JPMNICK]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>oh_kee_pa</strong> wrote:<br />the thing that amazed me about that blog was how many different ways you explained Taking A Shit....impressive <p>Thanks, I try to be creative when i'm writing these things.</p><p>you have the best stories. when you are older and have grandkids, you will be the crazy grandpa who seems like he lived through it all</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>Dude, I was getting nauseous just reading your post. BUT, I must say, public restrooms are nasty. There was blood all over the bathroom at the Big Ass Night of Fights. And Dane Cook called it when he asked, &quot;Why is everything wet!?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 3-19-07 @ 9:19 PM</span>

[JustJon]

Hate them so much you put that on a myspace bulletin, myspace blog and a messageboard post?

[KC2OSO]

<p>Official Duty and Duty Sound Reference Count: 16</p><ol><li><span class="postbody">drop a deuce</span></li><li><span class="postbody">drop ass</span></li><li><span class="postbody">take a nice heathly morning shit</span></li><li><span class="postbody">squeeze one out</span></li><li><span class="postbody">use the mens room</span></li><li><span class="postbody">shitting with other grown men</span></li><li><span class="postbody">dropping mud</span></li><li><span class="postbody">(my fav) droppin the ol'cosby kids off at the pool</span></li><li><span class="postbody">loud blast </span></li><li><span class="postbody">buckshot of shit </span></li><li><span class="postbody">vile spray of shit flakes</span></li><li><span class="postbody">ass piss</span></li><li><span class="postbody">fire hosing hot fudge</span></li><li><span class="postbody">loose stool</span></li><li><span class="postbody">solid dumps</span></li><li><span class="postbody">shit</span></li></ol>Nice work sir!<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Reephdweller]

This is SR71's dream thread!!!

[DonInNC]

<p>I hate using public shitters, but I hate walking around all day holding in my dump even more.</p><p>I was in the New Orleans airport one morning, after 2 days of eating lots of spicey creole food and drinking nothing but beer and coffee. I found a restroom off in a corner near&nbsp;security. So this dude walks in while&nbsp;I'm in there, airport employee. Two steps in, in&nbsp;his best Richard Pryor impression,&nbsp;he yells out &quot;Gawddamn, I knew I shoulda held&nbsp;MY piss.&quot; That kind of thing makes one self-conscious.&nbsp;</p>

[PanterA]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />Hate them so much you put that on a myspace bulletin, myspace blog and a messageboard post? <p>Yes Jon, I like to get my little stories out there. What else are these forums for?</p>

[PanterA]

<p><strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:</p><p><span class="postbody">ass piss</span></p><p>Ass piss is one of my favorites ever. I've seen&nbsp;this nasty asain porn were I came up with the term ass piss. These people were hitting each other from across the room...very sick.</p>

[nolarat5]

Iam a pool route driver. I hate dookin in public,&nbsp;but I go to bookstore small one seaters&nbsp;&nbsp; or church, they are always open, clean and empty. Seriously, light a candle on the way out.

[Landblast]

<address><font size="2">If I'm on the road, I don't go anywhere near a gas station bathroom, I always seek out hotel lobby bathrooms. There always clean and the sinks too.</font> </address><address>&nbsp;</address><address><font size="2">edit: and besides who wants to run a interstate highway batch standing in filth.</font>&nbsp;</address>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Landblast on 3-20-07 @ 12:07 AM</span>

[Fat_Sunny]

<strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Official Duty and Duty Sound Reference Count: 16</p><ol><li><span class="postbody">drop a deuce</span></li><li><span class="postbody">drop ass</span></li><li><span class="postbody">take a nice heathly morning shit</span></li><li><span class="postbody">squeeze one out</span></li><li><span class="postbody">use the mens room</span></li><li><span class="postbody">shitting with other grown men</span></li><li><span class="postbody">dropping mud</span></li><li><span class="postbody"><font size="2" style="background-color: #ffff00"><font color="#000000" style="background-color: #ffffff">(my fav)</font> droppin the ol'cosby kids off at the pool</font></span></li><li><span class="postbody">loud blast </span></li><li><span class="postbody">buckshot of shit </span></li><li><span class="postbody">vile spray of shit flakes</span></li><li><span class="postbody">ass piss</span></li><li><span class="postbody">fire hosing hot fudge</span></li><li><span class="postbody">loose stool</span></li><li><span class="postbody">solid dumps</span></li><li><span class="postbody">shit</span></li></ol>Nice work sir!<br /><p><font style="background-color: #ffffff"></font></p><p><font size="2" style="background-color: #ffffff">That's The Best Line Fat Has&nbsp;Heard In The Last Three Months.&nbsp; Can't Wait To Use It!</font></p><p><font size="2">But It's Only Applicable If One Is Dropping #1's On The<em> Bristol Stool Chart!</em>&nbsp;</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2"></font></p>

[raulfd4]

<p>my friend and i just recently had this conversation.</p><p>i can shit in a public bathroom, but no one else can be in there with me while im doing it.&nbsp; i will pinch-and-hold mid shit until the other person is done pissing and washing their hands.&nbsp; i don't want them to hear the sounds of my ass.</p><p>if there are a lot of people and its an emergency i will flush when i know its gonna be loud.</p><p>however, hearing OTHER people's asses does not bother me.&nbsp; that is hilarious.&nbsp;</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Because 21 sentences is much too long for the feeble minded...Here is the post for the dim whitted members:</p><p>First let me explain that I don't really have a public bathroom phobia, I just have serious issues when it comes to actually sitting on a public toilet.</p><p>&nbsp;So, outside of my work office, I have never....EVER used a public toilet to drop a deuce.</p><p>Not even in school.</p><p>I would hold it in until I got home, or I would just cut out of class...so I can drop ass, at home. </p><p>Yet when I'm working its not easy to ditch my job so I can take a nice heathly morning shit, and I wake up entirely too early to squeeze one out before I leave my house. </p><p>This forces me to have to use the mens room in at work. </p><p>Now honestly shitting with other grown men is an all new experience for me. </p><p>I've never shared a room with up to 3 other guys all dropping mud at the same time. </p><p>With that being said, I'm used to the noises that come out of my ass, when I'm droppin the ol'cosby kids off at the pool. </p><p>Yet the noises I hear out of these older gentelman is not only out right disgusting and disturbing, but I'm most certain that this can't be healthy. </p><p>I mean this one guy made what I called the sawed off shotgun. </p><p>It was a loud blast that sent what sounded like a buckshot of shit splashing down into the toilet. </p><p>Just a vile spray of shit flakes hitting every part of the inside of that toilet. Another common sound is the ass piss. </p><p>What the hell do these people eat? </p><p>It sounds like there ass is just fire hosing hot fudge. </p><p>I mean I've had stomach problems and experienced the &quot;loose stool&quot; but this is a very common sound coming from the next stall. </p><p>Do older men just not have solid dumps? </p><p>I don't fucking get it. </p><p>Not to make this topic any more vomitous, but what the fuck is up with the smell? </p><p>Yeah I know, we're talking about shit and its not supposed to be a pleasent odor, and listen I've lived with my 2 brothers, so I've smelled my share of nastyness, but the scent lingering from these sickly people is just God awful!</p><p>I fucking HATE public toilets!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[Fallon]

<p>SHIT BREAK!!!</p><p><img src="http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r223/ronfeznet/01293-4.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

I have posted several times over the years my hatred of shitting anywhere other than my home - especially at work.&nbsp; As embarassed as I am to have my co-workers hear me at my worst, I hate hearing my co-workers produce bizarre sounds and smells of their own.&nbsp; Besides, I start giggling like a schoolgirl when I'm stuck next to someone else taking a deuce -- until my laughter is stifled by the stink that wafts from the next stall.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I think someone is trying to steal DJEvelEd's throne.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Get it?&nbsp; Throne!&nbsp; Wacka wacka.</p>

[mikeyboy]

Everybody remember Hawk?&nbsp; <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2114">He could go entire vacations without mudding.</a>

[mendyweiss]

Scatlover.&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh never mind&nbsp; Don't do it !!!

[giannidesk]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>That was hilarious.</p><p>I don't have a link to it....but there was an even funnier discussion back in the day about various pranks one would pull with mud. The conversation got started wihen Mikey D. and Hawk accused a gal from the show of leaving a floater in the bowl during a party.</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Everybody remember Hawk?&nbsp; <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2114">He could go entire vacations without mudding.</a> <p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by giannidesk on 3-20-07 @ 9:11 AM</span>

[angrymissy]

I will shit everywhere and anywhere.&nbsp; Shitting is glorious and no one should be ashamed of it.