I'm at the end of my witts

[Snoogans]

<p>And I probably didn't spell that right.</p><p>Anyway, yesterday at work, I had to sit in a van and listen while 3 people argued about whether we ever went to the moon for a total of like 3 hours while the people involved kept tryin to make me get involved, too.</p><p>So today, first trip in the morning, the fuckin same guys bring up the fuckin moon again. Then they argue about that for like another hour, then start debating religion. Then after that one of the guys spent about 2 hours tryin to convince me of a few other things he thinks, those of which I actually happened to agree with, though that didn't seem to stop him from tryin to convince me.</p><p>I just am gettin to the point where if it's not the few people I get along with, it seems I can't stand to be around people. Most of the time when they open their mouths, I just get annoyed. And if I don't, you can bet your ass I will be in 1 minute when I hear what they are actually sayin.I may punch one of these guys if they start this shit again tomorrow. </p><p>anyway, that was it&nbsp;</p>

[ppanda]

people suck

[Stankfoot]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>You did spell it wrong. Its WITZ <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /></p><p>Do you an iPOD? Just put it on and ignore those idiots. Thats what I do in the office......</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Doogie]

Are you the one driving?? Cause if you are I would swerve all over the road and knock the fuck out of them that way if you were. If you arent just jump up suddenly as if you are going to grab the wheel and threaten &quot;I will fucking kill us all if you dont shut the fuck up!!!&quot; But then again that is how <strong>I</strong> would handle that situation

[ralphbxny]

I agree I get so pissed in the subway when I forget to bring the Ipod I suffer. I try to ignore people most of the time.

[Snoogans]

<p>i cant really bring an ipod, cause its random who drives. If they tell me to drive the chase van then i have to sit and listen to it</p><p>and on top of that they put on what they want when they drive and then do nothing but bitch at what i put on when i drive. But if i bitch, they say well im driving, when you drive you put on whatever. It's seriously like im babysitting kids all fuckin day and pretty much all of them have me by at least 10 years. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[landarch]

I am in the same boat about people.&nbsp; When did it become acceptable to act this way?&nbsp; It seems to be everywhere and unstoppable.&nbsp; Leaving the house for any reason is a surefire way to become encumbered by braindead, fat, embarassing morons.&nbsp; I'm no more human than these other people, yet many have become so dreadfully intolerable.&nbsp; What gives??

[Don Stugots]

i felt like this about people since i was 12.

[TheMojoPin]

So, you just might be at your wit's end, mayhap?

[Fallon]

Just light up in the van and be amazed at how big your hand looks!

[Snoogans]

<p>i would get stoned except it would just waste weed when they kill my high 5 minutes in.</p><p>It's really to the point where I'm depressed. I really don't feel like workin tomorrow and all I wanna do right now is just go to sleep&nbsp;</p>

[Bob Impact]

I have no idea what the solution is but I feel your pain. I stopped discussing anything relating to my philosophy or morality last year for the same reason.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bob Impact on 3-20-07 @ 8:03 PM</span>

[OGC]

<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">I have a great job, I work with great people, and I earn a good salary. </font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">I&nbsp;sit at a computer all day and the chatter around me almost never stops. There are a couple of guys who are experts on everything and god help us if they disagree. </font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">All that being said, if it weren't for my mp3 player and/or XM radio, (with ear buds) I don't know if I could make it through a day without killing someone or poking my ear drums in.</font></p>

[Snoogans]

they got any openings?

[Tall_James]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I just am gettin to the point where if it's not the few people I get along with, it seems I can't stand to be around people. </p><p>Welcome to middle age.&nbsp; I hate everyone except my family and few other people.</p><p>You'll be at the early bird dinner in no time.</p>

[PanterA]

<p>isnt the saying, &quot;I'm at my witz end&quot; or &quot;I'm at the end of the rope.&quot;</p><p>Stop smoking weed and getting into stoner conversations at work.</p>

[Snoogans]

i dont. they get into them sober, thats why its annoying. Im not stoned, and i never noticed how its only tolerable when the people are stoned, cause its funny. When they are sober and doing it, its just really fuckin sad

[sailor]

<font size="2">come up with your own insane ideas and force the conversation in that direction.&nbsp; fight fire with fire and attempt to drive THEM crazy.<br /></font>

[Snoogans]

<p>believe it or not I tried that. They actually seriously talk about it.</p><p>Keep in mind one of these guys is 55 and i had to tell him a couple weeks ago that buying lotto tickets when less people are buyin tickets doesnt increase his chances to win. He takes pain killers all day and has crashed a dozen cars. And he argues all day with a Domincan womanizer who is all about conspiracies. Its so remarkably mind numbing you cant do anything but get dumber hearing it</p>

[mdr55]

<p>Maybe you can talk about religion or something.</p><p>Or you can tell them, &quot;I'm tired of your stupid asses talking about the moon and shit, you like the moon so much, look at this!!&quot; and moon them.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i hate that as well.</p><p>that fucking moon landing was so staged.</p>

[Friday]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /> <p>&nbsp;He takes pain killers all day and has crashed a dozen cars. </p><p>&nbsp;Enabler&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Maybe mom has some antidepressants in her stash....&nbsp;&nbsp; *teehee*</p>

[Midkiff]

<p><font size="3">I am so with you, dude! This is why I can't stand people!</font> </p><p>Even though all you guys hate me, I guess we're more alike than we thought.</p>

[SatCam]

this is the part where you start to fuck with them. just come up with outrageous statements just to piss them off.

Fuck 1: Hey so did you hear the story about the arab who was beat up for being muslim?

Fuck 2: Yea it's a shame cuz he had a family and everything

Fuck 3: Well why doesnt he learn our language before he trys to come into this country

Snoogans: You know what I think? All those fuckin towel head a-rabs should go back to their own fuckin country and suck a camel cock. Seriously, these sand niggers are getting on my nerves and Im not gonna take it any more. Im gonna rape their babies and derobe their wives. *lights joint*

that'll either shock them or annoy them. just try to be the dissident in any scenario

[Knowledged_one]

<p>1.&nbsp; Can you act extremely racist and insult everyone?</p><p>B.&nbsp; How about painting 666 on your forehead?</p><p>Third.&nbsp; Start talking real nonsense like aliens on mars or the secret cartel that runs the world called the illuminati or about how the Redskins are really a better team then the Giants&nbsp;</p>

[thepaulo]

<p>I don't tend to listen to real people....</p><p>I let my imaginary friends drown them out</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Why are you stuck in a van for three hours a day?<br />&nbsp; Drive your own car wherever you have to go.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Look for whoever is the weakest of the<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; group and brow beat them in the<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; conversation and make an<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; of them so that the<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; next time this<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; comes up<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; you<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; scream<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Dont you<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; remember what<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; happened yesterday<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; when __ brought up this<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; annoying shit you dumb ass?? </p>

[d-rock]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Why are you stuck in a van for three hours a day?<br />&nbsp; Drive your own car wherever you have to go.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Look for whoever is the weakest of the<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; group and brow beat them in the<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; conversation and make an<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; of them so that the<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; next time this<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; comes up<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; you<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; scream<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Dont you<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; remember what<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; happened yesterday<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; when __ brought up this<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; annoying shit you dumb ass?? </p><p>the gay one in the van should be your first target</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>its not your fault they are idiots</p><p>and my friend always remember that &quot;it dont make you a bad person&quot;</p><p>just because they are idiots doesnt mean your hatred of them makes you a bad person</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br />people suck <p>they're the worst. </p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br />people suck <p>they're the worst. </p><p>Ohh I hate them.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>d-rock</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Why are you stuck in a van for three hours a day?<br />&nbsp; Drive your own car wherever you have to go.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Look for whoever is the weakest of the<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; group and brow beat them in the<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; conversation and make an<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; of them so that the<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; next time this<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; comes up<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; you<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; scream<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Dont you<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; remember what<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; happened yesterday<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; when __ brought up this<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; annoying shit you dumb ass?? </p><p>the gay one in the van should be your first target</p><p>himself?</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>Knowledged_one</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Third.&nbsp; Start talking real nonsense like aliens on mars or the secret cartel that runs the world called the illuminati <font style="background-color: #ffff00">or about how the Redskins are really a better team then the Giants&nbsp;</font></p><p>HEY, WATCH IT!!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Knowledged_one]

<p>see look how easily i got you off the topic of men on the moon</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I just am gettin to the point where if it's not the few people I get along with, it seems I can't stand to be around people. </p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Welcome to my world, my friend.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I passed this point a few years back. At this point I can only be around family and friends for short periods of time, and I have to remove myself from hearing other peoples' conversations for fear of completely losing it.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Jeffery Goines had the right idea.</font></em></strong></p>

[Snoogans]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Why are you stuck in a van for three hours a day?<br /> Drive your own car wherever you have to go.<br /> Look for whoever is the weakest of the<br /> group and brow beat them in the<br /> conversation and make an<br /> of them so that the<br /> next time this<br /> comes up<br /> you<br /> scream<br /> &quot;Dont you<br /> remember what<br /> happened yesterday<br /> when __ brought up this<br /> annoying shit you dumb ass?? </p><p>&nbsp;we drive cars for the company, and then get picked up in a van. I mean its a 40K Sienna with a DVD player, so now i just started bringing the chappelle show dvd's and forcing everyone to watch it<br /> </p>

[Justice4all]

<p>And I probably didn't spell that right.</p><p>Anyway, yesterday at work, I had to sit in a van and listen while 3 people argued about whether we ever went to the moon for a total of like 3 hours while the people involved kept tryin to make me get involved, too.</p><p>So today, first trip in the morning, the fuckin same guys bring up the fuckin moon again. Then they argue about that for like another hour, then start debating religion. Then after that one of the guys spent about 2 hours tryin to convince me of a few other things he thinks, those of which I actually happened to agree with, though that didn't seem to stop him from tryin to convince me.</p><p>I just am gettin to the point where if it's not the few people I get along with, it seems I can't stand to be around people. Most of the time when they open their mouths, I just get annoyed. And if I don't, you can bet your ass I will be in 1 minute when I hear what they are actually sayin.I may punch one of these guys if they start this shit again tomorrow. </p><p>anyway, that was it&nbsp;</p>



Now you know how I feel when you come over! :tongue:
Oh how in the world did I miss THIS little gem?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Just write down their inane arguments or record 'em somehow...then write a screenplay with those two assholes and their dumb ass stories as dialogue...you'd be surprised with the shit you can come up with. If the weed makes you too lazy, try some adderall (which I know you can obtain), keep it around 20mgs, and let your mind unwind and your hand move across a paper and spill some ink.

At the very least, if you can't make anyting out of it, send ME the scrawled dialogue so I can write something up :cool:

[JPMNICK]

miss snoogans