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lleeder

03-22-2007, 07:01 PM

Hearing Pitzy mention yesterday that he curses at his mom made me think. Whats the worst thing you ever said to your mother?

Midkiff

03-22-2007, 07:06 PM

I once made a statement to her without words - when I deliberately sailed a shovel 2 inches from her ear at a high rate of speed.Then she said, "you tried to hit me with a shovel!" I responded, "if I wanted to hit you, I would have hit you."Then I ran like a Nigerian olympian and stayed in my room until the next morning.

This message was edited by jdmidkiff on 3-22-07 @ 11:08 PM

Bossanova

03-22-2007, 07:09 PM

When I was 17 my mother was nagging me about me rolling in when I wanted. She threatned to take my car away from me for a week.  I threw my wallet at her and said, " Take my fucking license while your at it, you think that will fucking stop me bitch".  I am still embarassed that I did that to her.

Gaia

03-22-2007, 07:19 PM

I know I have said some mean things to my Mom that Im sorry for, but this thread is just another check in the : "why I kinda' dont want to have kids list".

Bossanova

03-22-2007, 07:23 PM

Gaia wrote: I know I have said some mean things to my Mom that Im sorry for, but this thread is just another check in the : "why I kinda' dont want to have kids list". Holy shit.  I thought that the second I hit send on my message.  I don't think I could deal with my child being an asshole.

feralBoy

03-22-2007, 07:51 PM

I woke up one morning, and I heard strange voices in the house.  So, I go downstairs and see my mom and paramedics.  Before asking what's wrong I said, "I guess I have to make my own breakfast."  The paramedics and my mom looked at me like I was evil.  It was a joke, but nobody seemed to think it was funny.  I probably said alot worse stuff to my mom, but I think that's all i'm willing to admit to.

Bossanova

03-22-2007, 07:52 PM

feralBoy, that don't make you a bad person

feralBoy

03-22-2007, 07:58 PM

Bossanova wrote: feralBoy, that don't make you a bad person You are probably right.  As a matter of fact, if she was considerate, she would have made me an omellete before she started bleeding internally.  That lazy bitch.

ppanda

03-22-2007, 10:09 PM

Ok- little story:At 16 I came home drunk at 3:00 AM on a school night from a party.My mom, sitting up in the living room, TV off Light on says to me "WHERE THE FUK WERE YOU"I said calmly: "at a party"Mom: "OH YEAH?!!! WHAT DID THEY HAVE AT THIS PARTY?!!!Me: "I dont know some kind of dip"I then walked to my room in an attempt to end the convo.  She follows.  I just wanted to go to bed...She's yelling I'm not paying attention all along Im very calm... but tired (and drunk, and high)and I just wanted to go to bed.At one point I was fed up and just wanted to sleep. So I picked up the office chair in front of my desk and threw it at her missing her head by inches(luckily she ducked).  The legs of the chair which had the rollers on them went through the sheetrock'd wall and hung there hanging by the roller.Mom yells "YOU FUKIN SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!"I say calmly: "so doesnt that make you....."She ran to her room crying. and I finally got a chance to have 2 hours sleep before school.Looking back I feel bad.

This message was edited by ppanda on 3-23-07 @ 2:15 AM

hedges

03-22-2007, 11:00 PM

When I was ten, I called my mom a bitch for some reason. Then, I literally got my mouth washed out with soap. My sister was laughing the whole time.

sr71blackbird

03-23-2007, 02:02 AM

It was not something I said, but more of what I did that I wish I didnt. My mom was talking with a neighbor in the driveway, and my bedroom was on the second floor, like 30 feet up. I stuffed a pair of pants and a shirt with pillows and stuff and made it look like a person and I opened the window wide.  I called out to my mom to look up, and as she did, I dropped the stuffed clothes out the window and she screamed, thinking it was me falling out the window.  I probably took a few years off her life with that stunt. :-(

razorboy

03-23-2007, 02:04 AM

I have a tendency to be a DEEP sleeper. One morning, when I was thirteen or so, I was to wake up for a little league tournament. Although I have no rememberance of this, I am told that my mother opened my door, and knocked on my wall, to which I replied "who the fuck are you? Bitch!", and threw my alarm clock at her, as I am told. To this day I apologize whenever I have the opportunity.

Don Stugots

03-23-2007, 02:09 AM

Gaia wrote: I know I have said some mean things to my Mom that Im sorry for, but this thread is just another check in the : "why I kinda' dont want to have kids list".   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />my thoughts exactly.  i can pin point one thing as the worst thing, since i have said so many things but i know that i dont want to have a kid and have them mouth off to me.

A.J.

03-23-2007, 05:35 AM

lleeder wrote: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your mother? "I fucking HATE Christmas."  Didn't speak to me for 2 months after that.

Chip196

03-23-2007, 05:49 AM

I told my mother to "Shut the Fuk up" during an arguement when I was 16.  My father leapt up from the table and attacked.  16 years of threats to hit me but never following through were broken.  I never spoke to her that way again, and my father never hit me again.  I feel bad just thinking about it.

Wallower

03-23-2007, 07:16 AM

you're cleaning out your closet?

raulfd4

03-23-2007, 07:18 AM

i told my mom i hated her once when i was like 15, which seems to be the average age to say something awful to your mom.i say i love her all the time now, though!

Badinia

03-23-2007, 09:15 AM

In a fight, I told my momma that if I had gestated in a teenage drug-addicted street whore's womb, it would have been an improvement.  And then she hit me, and we didn't talk for thirteen years. But now she's on meds and I'm less of an asshole, so we're friends now.

This message was edited by Badinia on 3-23-07 @ 1:16 PM

EliSnow

03-23-2007, 09:18 AM

ppanda wrote: Mom yells "YOU FUKIN SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!"I say calmly: "so doesnt that make you....."She ran to her room crying. and I finally got a chance to have 2 hours sleep before school.Looking back I feel bad.This message was edited by ppanda on 3-23-07 @ 2:15 AM I think you had a good point . I mean if she had yelled "Your mom's a whore!" as a insult, wouldn' t you question her choices in such a case?

midwestjeff

03-23-2007, 02:38 PM

i'm not that interesting but my friends are. one punched his mom in the face at age 13 and another said to his mom, "suck my dick, you bitch." brutal. 

shodan

03-23-2007, 03:02 PM

midwestjeff wrote: i'm not that interesting but my friends are. one punched his mom in the face at age 13 and another said to his mom, "suck my dick, you bitch." brutal.  I dont ahve any kids yet, but if any one said that to my wife, I have a feeling there would bail hearings the next morning.

ralphbxny

03-23-2007, 03:32 PM

I didnt talk to her for about a year over a chick....still I am embaresed!

Gwen

03-23-2007, 04:42 PM

I used to just leave and not come home for a few days and stop talking to her, I told her I hated her and I called her a fucking bitch and then I ripped a phone off of the wall and then I hucked it at her.  If she hadn't slammed the door in my face it would have probably knocked her out.  We're now very close and we have been since I got kicked out of UConn, but from 13-18 we got along but it was spotted with periods of colorful shoutings.

Jujubees2

03-23-2007, 05:10 PM

I'm 44 and have never, ever cussed in front of my mother.  Just can't do it.  The worst was when she was mad at me for something when I was a teenager I used the old line, "Well, I didn't ask to be born".

WhistlePig

03-24-2007, 09:58 PM

I screamed "I hate you" when she gave me shit for coming home late when I was about 16. She ran out of the room crying. I still feel bad when I think about it. Now I have a daughter and it's going to bite me in the ass.