If Ron is Ernie Banks, and Anthony is Willie Mays, Who is Fez?

[The Blowhard]

Calling Fez Jimmy Piersall was my choice, but that's too easy. Who is Fez? And who is Dave? Earl?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Todd

[Don Stugots]

Todd

Pettengill

[PD]

Yogi Berra.

[oh_kee_pa]

bob euker..... just a bit outside

[The Blowhard]

Okay, I've got it:
Dave: Mark "The Bird" Fidrych
Earl: No-Neck Williams.
Pittsy: John Rocker
Bronx Johnny: Julian Javier.( I just like saying that name ).
And finally, Fez is hmmmm....still thinking about that one.

[Bossanova]

Wouldn't Dave be Rags. Fezzy could be Billy Beane

[K.C.]

John Amaechi

[K.C.]

Calling Fez Jimmy Piersall was my choice, but that's too easy. Who is Fez? And who is Dave? Earl?

I thought Ron was Lefty.

I remember him saying he throws cowbells with Carlton like pinpoint accuracy.

[cougarjake13]

fez is kevin maas
earl is claudell washington

[underdog]

Fez is Jackie Robinson.

[mikeyboy]

I hope I get to be Eddie Gaedel.

[Fallon]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1569244863.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

Well, Fez is , uh Fez. There has not been or will be another.

Now, here is my thought. It seems that Lou Gherig was liked and respected by everyone. He was also a huge talent, as is Fez. So, Lou Gherig.

[FezPaul]

Johnny Bench

You know, a great catcher....[uncomfortable silence].......866RON0FEZ 866RON0FEZ

[spadanko]

Hensley Muelens?
Jeff Innis?
Wally WhiteHurst?


i could go on for days

[BoondockSaint]

Would Staples be Rickey Henderson for most stolen jokes?

[hotshot70]

Is Fez the San Diego chicken?
"yeah, my dad used to fix chicken livers..."

[bobsnin]

without stating the obvious, Fez is Rusty Kuntz?

[K.C.]

Would Staples be Rickey Henderson for most stolen jokes?

Somewhere...Harry Elvis is still in tears about Billy stealing his White Castle joke.

[I Like Almonds]

Fez is Jennie Finch

[Wallower]

Fez is definitely Rollie Fingers.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/bbbbblog/fingers.jpg

[watson]

Terry "Fat Tub of Goo" Forster

[The Blowhard]

Taking this topic away from the sports world: Ron is the missing, long lost member of The Rat Pack. Fez is Huntz Hall. Dave is Danny Kaye. Earl is Eddie "Rochester" Anderson. Bronx Johnny is Cantinflas, and Pitsy is Jerry Colonna. Ha ha, I went old school on y'all!

[Dash77]

bob euker..... just a bit outside

I seconed that...

[MikeB]

billy beane is whoever decided to hire Earl, old cheap vetern.

I have thought about this for a while and I thought Fez is Ted Williams because Fez rarely ever misses on a joke. Nearly every line he says I give out a laugh.


Earl of course is the Jackie Robinson of 202.

[The Blowhard]

I hope I get to be Eddie Gaedel.


And you can also be Minnie Minoso.

[sailor]

mike piazza

[topgman]

Fez is Charlie Kerfeld

[jetdog]

I can't quite think of who Fez is, maybe Phil Rizzuto?

But Dave is defenitely Tim McCarver and Earl Is Joe Morgan.

[Pantywagger]

Jose Canseco bending over with his pants down getting ready to take something in the butt

[ralphbxny]

Ron is Lefty Carlton...they only get 59 wins and he has 27 of them.

Fez is more like a tim mccarver!!

[Fezticle98]

Marge Schott?

Glenn Burke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Burke)?

[lleeder]

I don't know who Fez is but Earl is definately Art Howe. Asleep at the switch while his coaches do all the work and take all of the kudos.

[Marc with a c]

hideo nomo

[lleeder]

I think Fez is Roger Clemens. He can bring the heat. He's a hall of famer. He also likes to take time off like Clemens( starts the seasons late). He also has these alot people he's mad at like Clemens(Red Sox, Yankees).

[barjockey]

http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hofers_and_honorees/hofer_bios/images/Ford_Whitey_5.jpg

[Overnite]

Johnny Bench

You know, a great catcher....[uncomfortable silence].......866RON0FEZ 866RON0FEZ


A real long uncomfortable silence, but I'll second it...

[BLZBUBBA]

BLOWHARD you're killing me with the Walt NO-NECK Williams. He lives across the street from me. No way Earl is mean enough to be Walt.

[The Blowhard]

Damn, Walt Williams is still alive, and he's your neighbor? That's very cool. I remember when the Yanks got Williams, and he was a decent player with a big swing. Tell Walt he has a fan in Brooklyn. As for Earl, maybe we can call him Horace Clarke, who always led the league in practice swings.

[BLZBUBBA]

Yeah Blowhard...Walt is still kicking. He grew up here and moved back after his career. Not the biggest baseball name from here but the best career. I guess Jimmy Morris "THE ROOKIE" gets the biggest name...for the "kinda hollywooded up" movie. And Jerry Don Gleaton, a former much much much traveled lefthander was best man at my brother's wedding. Not much to do around here during summer but play baseball. Was talking the other day with a friend about how kids don't know what they're missing. We used to play ball for hours each day during the summer. Now? They're all inside under the AC with their video games.

[BLZBUBBA]

And not to make light tragedy but I'd say Earl seems wired along the lines of Donnie Moore. I could see him being talked in off a ledge if he really screwed up.

Dave? Another David....David Clyde. Who is David Clyde? EXACTLY!

[The Blowhard]

David Clyde? Holy shit, I remember him! He was a "bonus baby" and I'm pretty sure I saw him pitch in his debut against the Yankees. Wow, that's a blast from the past.

[mikebrowne]

All the Way May

[BLZBUBBA]

Nailed it Blowhard. Clyde signed for a THEN draft pick record bonus...$125 K. That's 1973 dollars. I had to search that one out. But I remember all the talk when he made his debut. They really talked the kid up. A media blitz. Too much pressure? Most say yes.

[BLZBUBBA]

And almost forgot Fez. I'm going with Glenn Hubbard for Fez. One word. Beard. Most pics of Fezzie I've seen he's sporting a beard.

[kellermcgee21]

Fez is franco harris

[SPeeDy_Freak]

Fez is Tim McCarver.

Always likes to crouch and receive.

[bobsnin]

Maybe Reds pitching coach Dick Pole?

[PunkMojo]

Earl is Tony Gwynn...both fat black guys who act white.
Fez is Mario Mendoza. Mendoza had a career batting average of .215 and gave the name to the popular baseball term the "mendoza line". Mendoza line: an informal term used in baseball for a batting average of .200, considered the boundary between extremely poor and merely below-average offensive players. It is the offensive threshold below which a player's presence in the Major Leagues is difficult to justify despite their defensive abilities.

Fez does just enough to keep him the big leagues.

[braindeaddave]

who was baseball's best switch hitter?

[MikeMan419]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!

Fez is Benny Agbayani!!!


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