is oral sex really cheating?

[ScottFromGA]

Bill Clinton said it wasnt....

....so...oral sex with an older woman....is it cheating?
or can i say its never cheating until you get caught......

[cupcakelove]

Didn't Bill just say it wasn't sex?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Bill Clinton said it wasnt....

....so...oral sex with an older woman....is it cheating?
or can i say its never cheating until you get caught......

Oral sex with anyBODY who isn't your significant other is cheating. And Clinton said that Oral sex wasn't SEX, not that it wasn't cheating.

It's an emotional concept. If you can't understand it, you shouldn't be in a relationship.

[Furtherman]

Yes.

Who cares what Bill Clinton says?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Yes

Oral Sex from another lady will cost me 50% of everything

[Snacks]

Yes its cheating but if you ask some teens who signed the no sex contract, they will tell you that oral and anal isnt sex!!!

Bill Clinton said it wasnt Sex. Even though he shouldnt have had to say anything about his personal life.

[Hottub]

It is absolutely, 100%, no doubt aboot it, cheating!!



























Unless she is a board member.:innocent:

[PapaBear]

How is this even a question?

[Don Stugots]

It is absolutely, 100%, no doubt aboot it, cheating!!


Unless she is a board member.:innocent:

i agree

[FUNKMAN]

on you it's only cheating if she uses both mouth and hand

on her it's cheating if you don't lick the bung as well

[Bulldogcakes]

Yes

Oral Sex from another lady will cost me 50% of everything

Which is what, half a toaster?

[Fat_Sunny]

If Fat Remembers Right (And He Does Remember Things Much Better Than Bob Impact) Bill Clinton Actually Said: "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman, Miss Lewinski".

His Defense Was That In Arkansas And Other Such Backward Places That The Term Sexual Relations Pertains Only To Sexual Intercourse.

That's The Way He Parsed It, As Only He Could.

In A Normal Human's World, Giving Or Getting A BJ Is "Sex", No Matter How You Cut It!

[Bulldogcakes]

It is absolutely, 100%, no doubt aboot it, cheating!!


Unless she has a big member.:innocent:



ewwwwww

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Which is what, half a toaster?


if Toaster is the new slang for Cash, The Cruise Sales Industry has been very nice to me for the last 4 yrs

[lleeder]

Cheating is whatever your significant other thinks cheating is.

[empulse]

Bill Clinton also said:

"Eatin ani't cheatin'"

at least i think it was Clinton. God i miss those days.


his lying about a blowjob didn't even kill 3400 Americans.

[johnniewalker]

The only thing with oral, is that i can't remember the last time oral was the only thing that happened.

[Ritalin]

Bill Clinton said it wasnt....

....so...oral sex with an older woman....is it cheating?
or can i say its never cheating until you get caught......

Does it have to be older?

[Bulldogcakes]

For the guys
French Kissing-Yes
Hand job-Yes
Oral-Yes
Fucking-Yes
Anal-Yes

For the ladies
French Kissing-Yes
Fondling-Yes
Fingering-Yes
Fucking-Yes
Anal-OUCH!

Lets be honest, its all cheating. If your significant other did any of the above with someone else, you'd be pissed. If you're not, then you're probably a swinger.

[Bulldogcakes]

Maybe you can make an exception for really toothy blow jobs or hand jobs where she leaves her rings on. Then your shwantz will get so beat up I think you've suffered enough and deserve a pass.
Same goes for anal with girls. If she's willing to shit blood for two days, I really shouldn't add to her misery.

So I guess I'm saying if the sex is reallllly bad, you probably deserve a pass.

[patsopinion]

if its being done to me no.... ladies;)

but if my chicks sucking another dude as long as....
she doesnt tell me
i dont find out(ever)
were not married

then its not cheating

[milliehatchett]

it's only cheating if you're in the same time zone as your significant other. If you're in california and she's on the east coast it CAN'T be cheating because you aren't occupying the same time/space continuum.

[cougarjake13]

it doesnt matter what you think

your significant other will definitely think it is

[milliehatchett]

Just to throw this into the mix....what if your sig other doesn't like performing oral? What's the issue with someone else doing the job that they won't? If I hated to clean and I got a cleaning woman - would I be "cheating" on my house?

[cougarjake13]

Just to throw this into the mix....what if your sig other doesn't like performing oral? What's the issue with someone else doing the job that they won't? If I hated to clean and I got a cleaning woman - would I be "cheating" on my house?

house cleaning and oral arent even in the same universe

[Bulldogcakes]

Just to throw this into the mix....what if your sig other doesn't like performing oral? What's the issue with someone else doing the job that they won't? If I hated to clean and I got a cleaning woman - would I be "cheating" on my house?

That analogy only works if you're paying someone to do the job for you.

[sailor]

Just to throw this into the mix....what if your sig other doesn't like performing oral? What's the issue with someone else doing the job that they won't? If I hated to clean and I got a cleaning woman - would I be "cheating" on my house?

that would be your house cheating on you, silly lady.

[Team_Ramrod]

Who cares really, either she's gonna give you a hummer or she's not.

I don't care if you cheat so get out there and pull it out and let her at it.


Is it cheating if your wife won't do it? That's the real question.

[cougarjake13]

Who cares really, either she's gonna give you a hummer or she's not.

I don't care if you cheat so get out there and pull it out and let her at it.


Is it cheating if your wife won't do it? That's the real question.

thats what millie was asking

but no women will agree

[Jujubees2]

Someone help me here. I've been married for 13 years. What is oral sex again?

[cougarjake13]

Someone help me here. I've been married for 13 years. What is oral sex again?

when your wife yells at you and you get a hard on

[drjoek]

[SIZE="2"]If Fat Remembers Right (And He Does Remember Things Much Better Than Bob Impact)

Going third person on us now huh

drjoek loves when guys go third person on us

[Fat_Sunny]

Going third person on us now huh

Not "Going", Daddy, "Gone". Long Gone!

[drjoek]

Not "Going", Daddy, "Gone". Long Gone!

:smile:

[high fly]

Bill Clinton said it wasnt....



Then what's up with all that apologizing he was doing?

Of course it is cheating.

[A.J.]

I should think any form of intimate physical contact with some besides your significant other is considered cheating.

If not, then I squandered some good opportunities.

[led37zep]

Of course its cheating...unless I'm trying to talk a married chick into it...then its just ol' fashion fun!

[BLZBUBBA]

I thought Clinton said it depended on what the definition of is....is. Here's what I say cheating is...is. I had a subscription to PENTHOUSE and Paula Jones did a spread in one issue. YIKES! Wanted my money back for that issue because I felt cheated. Even with all the right-wing funded cosmetic surgery...HOLY COW! What were they thinking? Shiver me timbers. The old joke about "thanking" Bill Clinton for not wasting time looking for hot chicks held there.

[Midkiff]

Dang, I hope it's not cheating. If it is, I've dumped about a hundred gallons of cheating down hookers' throats!

[SarahImpact]

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Cheating???

[Jujubees2]

when your wife yells at you and you get a hard on

Thanks, I have go and apologize to my wife now. I get oral sex from her 2-3 times a week.

[SatCam]

It's not cheating if its with a guy instead of your girl

[Jennitalia]

it's only cheating if you're in the same time zone as your significant other. If you're in california and she's on the east coast it CAN'T be cheating because you aren't occupying the same time/space continuum.


millie has a point...

and, it's only cheating if she swallows .:smile:

[bigredd]

If Fat Remembers Right (And He Does Remember Things Much Better Than Bob Impact) Bill Clinton Actually Said: "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman, Miss Lewinski".

His Defense Was That In Arkansas And Other Such Backward Places That The Term Sexual Relations Pertains Only To Sexual Intercourse.

That's The Way He Parsed It, As Only He Could.

In A Normal Human's World, Giving Or Getting A BJ Is "Sex", No Matter How You Cut It!

IM frohm Arkansas and we aint backards WE's just as forards as the rest o you'ins.

[Drunky McBetidont]

is it cheating if you wife goes down on her friend's snatch? I mean, what if you walk in on your wife and some chick licking eachother?
if she catches you with a cock in your mouth, i bet she will be ok with it.

[cougarjake13]

is it cheating if you wife goes down on her friend's snatch? I mean, what if you walk in on your wife and some chick licking eachother?
if she catches you with a cock in your mouth, i bet she will be ok with it.

i cant agree with that 2nd part

[soupcan]

of course it isnt cheating ! go for it ! you dont want to live the rest of your life thinkin what if , do you ? thats not healthy for you or your chick. Hence for a healthy relationship you must get oral sex from that older woman.

[sailor]

is it cheating if you wife goes down on her friend's snatch? I mean, what if you walk in on your wife and some chick licking eachother?
if she catches you with a cock in your mouth, i bet she will be ok with it.
i cant agree more with that 2nd part

fixed it for ya.

[AgnosticJihad]

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Cheating???

No, just fucking hot!

No, wait...I mean, how disgusting!

[douchebagsean]

when your wife yells at you and you get a hard on

well done man, line of the day
lock it up