Shitty Development

[lleeder]

Today on the show we learned Lilly shits. I've been with my wife for 5 years and never seen her shit, she's never told me she was gonna shit, and I never smelled her shit. Do you know about your partners shit? When will I find out about her shit?

[Swannee]

Be happy about that, my wife and I never share that info, and I am glad for it. I have friends whose wives will shit while they are brushing there teeth. I feel that alone is grounds for divorce

[Gvac]

Women shit?

Crazy talk.

[Furtherman]

Knowing that makes them more real to me. Everybody shits. I think hiding it makes a person phony. I trust a shitter.

[angrymissy]

Jeff often calls me in for moral support if he can't get everything out

[torker]

save me the dingleberries

[Furtherman]

Jeff often calls me in for moral support if he can't get everything out

Now that's love.

[SinA]

Yes, I hear her shit because she refuses to use the fan. However, I don't have a problem with ladyshits. Farting on the other hand....

[Snacks]

Women are too clean compared to us men, so they dont shit! Lol of course they do but most women are classy enough not to let us know when they have to.

Not one of my girlfriends have ever farted, burped, shit or anything around me, in front of me, near me etc. A coupls have peed while i was in the bathroom!

[Don Stugots]

I bet Lilly's poop smells like lilacs.

[cougarjake13]

theres plenty of times that while one of us is in the shower, the other is on the bowl, sometimes ill be brushing my teeth and she'll shit, then we take a shower together

[Skellington]

I fart rose petals. I don't know what you guys are talking about with this whole 'woman shit' thing. that's disgusting.

[Yuppie_Scum]

Ya'll are GROSS

[mikeyboy]

It's all natural. You can pretend it doesn't happen, but what's the point? I told my wife about this thread. She told me about a girl she knew who had a hangup because she thought her ass was to big. As a result, she never let her husband of several years see her ass naked. c'est la vie.

[Snacks]

It's all natural. You can pretend it doesn't happen, but what's the point? I told my wife about this thread. She told me about a girl she knew who had a hangup because she thought her ass was to big. As a result, she never let her husband of several years see her ass naked. c'est la vie.

Now thats a loving, caring wife. Now she would be the best wife if she would just lose some of that ass and then show it to him!!!

[Yuppie_Scum]

He never saw his own wife's ass? That's nuts -- how's he supposed to pretend it's somebody else if he has to look her in the face?

[JazzyJames]

I don't want to spoil this for anyone, but the whole women shitting thing is just a bit... everyone knows women don't shit. :dry:

[FUNKMAN]

It's all natural. You can pretend it doesn't happen, but what's the point? I told my wife about this thread. She told me about a girl she knew who had a hangup because she thought her ass was to big. As a result, she never let her husband of several years see her ass naked. c'est la vie.

maybe if he stopped singing Balck Eyed Peas "My Humps" she would have been less self-conscious


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?

[Midkiff]

It's all natural. You can pretend it doesn't happen, but what's the point? I told my wife about this thread. She told me about a girl she knew who had a hangup because she thought her ass was to big. As a result, she never let her husband of several years see her ass naked. c'est la vie.

DIVORCE.

[Hottub]

I do not think a messageboard is the proper place to discuss the personal habits of my lovely wife.















Cleveland is my favorite city.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

My wife is like a Covert Agent she never shits when I am around. Unless a huge meal, but she will stay in 10-15 and make sure it doesnt smaell after.

She usually shits in the Early Morning when I am sleeping

I am cool with this.

:king:

[Jujubees2]

I had a girlfriend who would piss with the bathroom door open but would shut it when she was pinching a loaf.

[ralphbxny]

She Lights it up!

[Terry-Two]

We have been living together for almost 4 years and I have never heard or smelled any remnance. I think she must be a morning dumper and take care of it before I get up. I don't want to know though!