One night with Sheepy - what would you do?

[LordJezo]

Say you had one night with Sheepy, he was yours for the night and anything you wanted was fair game. No questions asked and no one would ever find out.

What would you do?

[Death Metal Moe]

You are fucking creepy.

[moochcassidy]

i would think of a better gimmick

[mikeyboy]

What is your creepy obsession with Sheepy? Go back to posting about Pokemon or whatever.

[Death Metal Moe]

I would help him track down LordJezo and take away his ability to post thread like this.

[Cleophus James]

I'd make him a man.

[Midkiff]

eeeewwww

[Marc with a c]

gilmore girls sing along

[Bob Impact]

I'm scared.

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm scared.

You aint alone bro.

[Bob Impact]

You aint alone bro.

Hold me!

[Hottub]

Hold me!

Gladly.

[Death Metal Moe]

Hold me!

Why is there no "NO HOMO" in white text sir?

[Judge Smails]

One night with Sheepy makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night with Sheepy and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Another Creepy Obsessed Post from Lord Jezo

Shocking!!!!!

[sailor]

i wouldn't have thought the responses could be creepier than the original post, but somehow you kids pulled it off!

[Death Metal Moe]

If I had one night with Sheepy I'd probably start out with a few comic discussions. Then we'd get something to eat at a place where I can get meat and he can get something vegitarian.

After that we'd decide on what bar we were gonna go SCORE MAD CHICKS AT! SHEEPY'S A POON MAGNET! I'm using him to the upmost that night! Gonna get me some fine ASS using him as chick bait. He's so adorable that I'd get something nice out of the deal.

Then it's back to our hourly Motel room. I'd let Sheepy bed his lady 1st, and then I'd use the room. Sheepy's a freak so he wouldn't mind banging them at the same time, but he likes to treat 'em like ladies. So he works his magic with just one lady at a time behind closed doors. Plus, he doesn't want his trade secrets getting out.

In the morning, we'd leave, high five and move on.

[Marc with a c]

i would take him to lunch and make him touch my boobs

[milliehatchett]

Good old fashioned slumber party. We'd play Dream Date and talk about boys and make-up. Then we'd change into our jammies and have a pillow fight that escalates into a tickle fight and then we'll whisper and giggle until we fall asleep...

[sailor]

Good old fashioned slumber party. We'd play Dream Date and talk about boys and make-up. Then we'd change into our jammies and have a pillow fight that escalates into a tickle fight and then we'll whisper and giggle until we fall asleep...

you forgot braiding each other's hair.

[Furtherman]

Another Creepy Obsessed Post from Lord Jezo

Shocking!!!!!


It's just typical crazy liberal behavior.


Sheepy, look into a restraining order.

[sheepy's fart]

Two words: Mexican food

[Death Metal Moe]

And make sure you have a gun under the counter at the comic shop.

[nate1000]

Pump him full of ruphinol, carve "Go Home" into his belly, then ditch him face down and ass up in an alley.

[Don Stugots]

party like its 1999.

[ScottFromGA]

I'd make him a man.

WHAT A TEAM PLAYER!!!

[Fallon]

I'd make him oogle Kristen Bell.

http://www.tvpredictions.com/kristenbell.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

One night with Sheepy makes a strong man crumble.

[torker]

I'd slip a pinky in his stinky.

[Snacks]

Two words: Mexican food

Great name and avatar!!!

[nate1000]

Pump him full of ruphinol, carve "Go Home" into his belly, then ditch him face down and ass up in an alley.

What? No one watches The Shield anymore?

[johnniewalker]

What? No one watches The Shield anymore?

I caught it and it gave me a chuckle.

[Furtherman]

What? No one watches The Shield anymore?

I caught it and it gave me a chuckle.

The Shield?

[Sheeplovr]

oh gees

[Hottub]

Probably just watch a little TV, and have some chips and salsa.
And Coca Cola.

[Marc with a c]

stalk fez

[sailor]

stalk fez

but then you'd get run off the board by fez.

[Gvac]

Oh boy...this requires some thought. There's a million things I'd like to do if I had a chance to spend a night with Sheepy. I'm sure no matter we did it would be excellent.

[J.Clints]

I would take him to the comic store with me to help me pick out some comics for me and my son. I heart Sheepy.

[Marc with a c]

if you look at the red letters in gvac's post it spells out 'oral sex'

[BoondockSaint]

Oh boy...this requires some thought. There's a million things I'd like to do if I had a chance to spend a night with Sheepy. I'm sure no matter we did it would be excellent.

Won't your jaw get tired?

[Hottub]

if you look at the red letters in gvac's post it spells out 'oral sex'

Horsey, you have been promoted from Captain to Major.
Congrats!

[J.Clints]

http://www.fullblownaids.com/forums/images/smilies/TrainWreck1.gifWon't your jaw get tired?

[Marc with a c]

Horsey, you have been promoted from Captain to Major.
Congrats!

i am so smart

[Marc with a c]

Oh boy...this requires some thought. There's a million things I'd like to do if I had a chance to spend a night with Sheepy. I'm sure no matter we did it would be excellent.


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/64/039_WINDTALKERS_ADVANCED.jpg

[lleeder]

I'd help him Purell off all the Marc with a c.

[Badinia]

We'd probably make dinner together and watch some Scrubs, listen to some T-Rex, maybe play some Karaoke Revolution and read Sandman comics until we passed out. It'd be fun!

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd rather have One Night With Sheepy than

One Night in China

http://www.sextapevideo.com/1_night_in_chyna.jpg

[sailor]

I'd rather have One Night With Sheepy than

One Night in China

http://www.sextapevideo.com/1_night_in_chyna.jpg

i was waiting for that or the paris one.

[cougarjake13]

i'd steal all the sheepy points and keep them for myself

[MellySmelly]

I'll make a man out of him.
:help:

[reillyluck]

I'd go out ballroom dancing with sheepy.

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

We'd drink so, so much Hawaiian punch...like outta the big cans...like pre-school 40's.... and I would get all goofy on the sugar and try to make him laugh by running through the wall to my neighbor's house like the Kool-Aid Man...... and then.....I'd end up in the ER cause, ooooh-boy did I misjudge that wall.....

....and then Sheepy would keep me company in the waiting room...and we would crack on whatever was being shown on the T.V. there..."Like critically injured people REEEEAAALLY want to know about the weather in Boca, HAH! " we'd laugh....... and then I'll lean over an whisper embarassedly, "Yo but seriously... umm.... sorry bout this... and YES... I DO realize that the Kool-Aid man has NOTHING to do with Punchy the Hawaiian Punch Kid.... Yeah, yeah...apples and oranges, Sheep....Apples and Oranges...."

...and we'd also prolly talk abotu T. rex a lot.

[Sheeplovr]

this thread started out weird but now its one of my favorites

[Dash77]

This sounds like a bad 80's movie..

[Tenbatsuzen]

This sounds like a bad 80's movie..

Hot Moves or Private School? Incidentally, I know the guy who was in both.

[Bulldogcakes]

I'm thinking a nice game of checkers with some Bing Crosby playing in the background. Oh, and some tea. Some tea with little hor'dourves to nosh on and some pretty little shortbread cookies, the ones with the nice little design on top.

I like milk and sugar in my tea Sheeps. But none of those fruit flavored teas, that would be faggy.

[EffMeBoobs]

I've had plenty of these nights. Sheepy's all that and a bag of Skittles. Eat that poopfaces.

[Gvac]

I've had plenty of these nights. Sheepy's all that and a bag of Skittles. Eat that poopfaces.

No one likes a show off.

[Cleophus James]

this thread started out weird but now its one of my favorites
Just like what I have planned

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd get Sheepy over to my labratory under the pretense of "Smoke Pants Studys" but it'll just be an excuse to stand him on a pedestal naked and blow smoke at his naughty parts for 5 hours.

[sheepy's fart]

I'd get Sheepy over to my labratory under the pretense of "Smoke Pants Studys" but it'll just be an excuse to stand him on a pedestal naked and blow smoke at his naughty parts for 5 hours.

i will just blow it right back

[milliehatchett]

i will just blow it right back

This is the gayest statement on the internet... (sorry marc with a c)

[Friday]

First we would meet at Veggie Heaven and eat vegetarian seewead, brown rice and general tso's.
Then Sheepy would make a cool Bear drawing for me on his sketch pad.
And finally we would go see "Children of Men" at the movies. I will also be sure to make fun of Sheepy for driving like my gramma.

Oh wait... we already did all of this.
hrrmph

[J.Clints]

ummm One night with friday what to do.................ohh wrong thread

[Fat_Sunny]

I'd get Sheepy over to my labratory under the pretense of "Smoke Pants Studys" but it'll just be an excuse to stand him on a pedestal naked and blow smoke at his naughty parts for 5 hours.

You Paint Quite A Seductive Yet Charming Picture There Moe! F_S Thinks That's Got To Be The Right Answer!

[furie]

i guess i'd talk old school comics with him.

[Marc with a c]

This is the gayest statement on the internet... (sorry marc with a c)

apology accepted.

at least i have some competition.

[Bob Impact]

ummm One night with friday what to do.................ohh wrong thread

I'm gonna guess... you know what, never mind, Love ya Friday, Love ya Fallon!

[Fallon]

Hey! Get this thread back to it's homoerotic topic.

[BoondockSaint]

I'd part his hair in the middle.

[Fat_Sunny]

I'd part his hair in the middle.

F_S Shoulda Thought Of That!

It's Gonna Be The Next Mega-Trend!

[Marc with a c]

put my penis in his hair

[Don Stugots]

This sounds like a bad 80's movie..

Hot Moves or Private School? Incidentally, I know the guy who was in both.

more like Hard Bodies.

[Terry-Two]

I'd get Sheepy over to my labratory under the pretense of "Smoke Pants Studys" but it'll just be an excuse to stand him on a pedestal naked and blow smoke at his naughty parts for 5 hours.

looks like you got on board with the creepiness...If you can't beat'em..

[milliehatchett]

put my penis in his hair

YES! Marc comes back strong with THE gayest line in this thread! To all you poseurs who THINK you're the gayest - Marc just stepped up the gay....FACE!

[SatCam]

One night with Sheepy - what would you do?

everything

[sailor]

YES! Marc comes back strong with THE gayest line in this thread! To all you poseurs who THINK you're the gayest - Marc just stepped up the gay....FACE!

but he stole the idea.

[Death Metal Moe]

You Paint Quite A Seductive Yet Charming Picture There Moe! F_S Thinks That's Got To Be The Right Answer!



Thanks Fat_. And with that, we can lock this abortion up!

[Bob Impact]

Can I just add that before SatCam left my store today this was the last question he asked me... it's like a What Would Jesus Do type of question now.

[Marc with a c]

YES! Marc comes back strong with THE gayest line in this thread! To all you poseurs who THINK you're the gayest - Marc just stepped up the gay....FACE!

but he stole the idea.

i stole it from sheepy, so i think i can use it.

[Fat_Sunny]

Can I just add that before SatCam left my store today this was the last question he asked me... it's like a What Would Jesus Do type of question now.

What Kind Of A Store Do You Have?*** (You Don't Have To Answer, As You Know F_S Wouldn't). You're Pretty Young To Be A Business-Owner. Good Work!


(***No One In The Peanut Gallery Needs To Pop In And Say "Jerk Store"!!)

[Bob Impact]

What Kind Of A Store Do You Have?*** (You Don't Have To Answer, As You Know F_S Wouldn't). You're Pretty Young To Be A Business-Owner. Good Work!


(***No One In The Peanut Gallery Needs To Pop In And Say "Jerk Store"!!)
Jerk Store!

I work for a CE retailer. I don't own it. I've answered this before, Fat_Sunny is getting old!

[Fat_Sunny]

Jerk Store!

I work for a CE retailer. I don't own it. I've answered this before, Fat_Sunny is getting old!

Fat Doesn't Remember Asking This Before. Please Say He Didn't, As He Has ZERO Recollection Of The Question Or The Answer!!

[Bob Impact]

Fat Doesn't Remember Asking This Before. Please Say He Didn't, As He Has ZERO Recollection Of The Question Or The Answer!!

I at least remember the question being asked by F_S, although now I'm not sure if BI answered it!

[Fat_Sunny]

although now I'm not sure if BI answered it!

Whew! Then It May Be Early-Onset Alzheimers On You Part. Oh Well, Fat Won't Ask Again.

[Bob Impact]

Whew! Then It May Be Early-Onset Alzheimers On You Part. Oh Well, Fat Won't Ask Again.

Ask what?

[EQ]

Sheepie and I would HNN, enjoy CNS and L'n'P.

[OneEyeJack]

make him eat a ton of I-57, then have him rob a liquor store.

[Sheeplovr]

Sheepie and I would HNN, enjoy CNS and L'n'P.

you owe me a vegitairan restuant extravadanza

[Gvac]

After what I heard on today's XM show I don't know if I can ever hang out with Sheepy again.

I'm shocked and appalled.

[EQ]

you owe me a vegitairan restuant extravadanza


Yes, I do. However, there's a long line for that.
There's a long list of people who want to whiiine and dine you before me.

CNS: Miami (??)

[Death Metal Moe]

I used to work in the produce department Sheepy.

Is that getting you all hot a bothered yet?

[sailor]

i stole it from sheepy, so i think i can use it.

using his own kink against him IS kinda brilliant.

[Sheeplovr]

i really hate sheepy

[Death Metal Moe]

i really hate sheepy

Yea, he's a Fez Enabler.

[Death Metal Moe]

Did Ron and Fez ever punch you in the face for that less the flattering picture you drew of them in your sig pic?

[Marc with a c]

i really hate sheepy

paltalk has ruined sheepy

[yellowstonesteve]

I'd rid Sheepy of his Pillow Pants & Listerfiend.

[Midkiff]

You know, they do say that out of all the animals, the sheep's vagina is most similar to that of humans.

[Badinia]

One night with Sheepy makes a hard man humble...

[PapaBear]

One night with Sheepy makes a hard man humble...
Are you saying you'd give Sheepy some Murray Head?

[K.C.]

I would pat him on the head and tell him it's not his fault.

[Badinia]

Are you saying you'd give Sheepy some Murray Head?

Oh no! I meant we'd play CHESS.

http://www.murrayhead.org/Images/Music/Albums/CHS/chs.jpg

[led37zep]

I would shield his eyes from ever seeing this thread.

[ppanda]

I just have to say this is one of the funniest threads Ive read

[ralphbxny]

We would shoot a man...just to watch him die!