Reephdweller
04-28-2007, 05:09 AM
I have to admit, I'm a HUGE fan of candy coated phuck you's. We've all done it in some way shape or form. Some people do them subtly and some depending upon the person who is annoying them will do it very clearly. I know some people who have it down to an art form and I love it.
About six months ago my boss took away purchasing power from me and several other people to try and contain the costs to just one person, (his admin). Which was fine by me, it made my life easier. So the other day my boss's admin...did i mention I hate the CUNT? She's the most annoying thing in existence. She sends out this email to me and this girl I worked with that since our names are still attached to the OfficeMax account that she has a return to make so she'll tell them to see us about it. I would have thought that when he took away our purchasing that she would have changed the names on the account but she didn't. She purposely kept our names so that nothing was on her and if anything went wrong she could blame us. I know the way she operates because she did something similar to one of my friends.
So I called OfficeMax - told them to change the names on the accounts, to take the two of us off the account, remove our PIN#s and create a new PIN for the admin as she is the sole purchaser on the account. The admin could have done this and should have from the beginning. It took two seconds. I had the joy of then replying by saying "Oh we'll be happy to help with the return, oh by the way, we removed our names from the account to avoid any confusion for the future and created one for you, here's your info...." It was all so sweetly written and happy, but it was a nice subtle way of saying PHUCK YOU CUNT PHACE!!
Share your candy coated phuck you stories!
About six months ago my boss took away purchasing power from me and several other people to try and contain the costs to just one person, (his admin). Which was fine by me, it made my life easier. So the other day my boss's admin...did i mention I hate the CUNT? She's the most annoying thing in existence. She sends out this email to me and this girl I worked with that since our names are still attached to the OfficeMax account that she has a return to make so she'll tell them to see us about it. I would have thought that when he took away our purchasing that she would have changed the names on the account but she didn't. She purposely kept our names so that nothing was on her and if anything went wrong she could blame us. I know the way she operates because she did something similar to one of my friends.
So I called OfficeMax - told them to change the names on the accounts, to take the two of us off the account, remove our PIN#s and create a new PIN for the admin as she is the sole purchaser on the account. The admin could have done this and should have from the beginning. It took two seconds. I had the joy of then replying by saying "Oh we'll be happy to help with the return, oh by the way, we removed our names from the account to avoid any confusion for the future and created one for you, here's your info...." It was all so sweetly written and happy, but it was a nice subtle way of saying PHUCK YOU CUNT PHACE!!
Share your candy coated phuck you stories!