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TomPoo
11-14-2001, 08:30 AM
This test, tells you that harsh truth:

just a warningto all poeple around 23-28, ... you might not want to read this. I wish I hadn't

Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:OO AM is when you get up, not when you go
to sleep.

You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of
hookup and breakup.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.

Older relatives feel comfort telling sex
jokes around you.

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

You feed your dog real dog food instead of McDonald's.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead
of the beginning of one.

You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

A $4.OO bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.

You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

Grocery shopping isn't "buy the cheapest, who cares what it tastes like"

"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a
computer is for real work.

You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

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Well I read this list... and now I am going to put my head on my desk and start crying.

I would like to thank Trisha for sending this to me... thanks for reminding me that life a couple years ago was so much more fun than it is now you F'n ____ AHHHH!!!!!!



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reeshy
11-14-2001, 09:06 AM
You forgot one, Tom-instead of babysitting for others, you start scrambling looking for one!!

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Could Be Me!!

Gvac
11-14-2001, 09:12 AM
I'm ancient!!

I think I answered "yes" to all of them except one:

Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a
computer is for real work.
Over 90% of my time on the computer is spent posting on this damned board!



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I bow to Lt. Rooster for this sig pic

TheGameHHH
11-14-2001, 12:44 PM
YES! I am still a kid. Man I love being young.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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skullcrush
11-14-2001, 01:57 PM
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.


not even a cool nit?how weird is it reading reeshy say babysit,then looking at that face on his post?

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SIR THANKYOU LT. ROOSTER SIR!

ag
03-18-2002, 03:34 PM
Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.

YES
You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
This qualifies on the weekdays only
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

Defanlty not true, More beer than food! Only sometimes though

Ok its official, Im getting old!

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There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man.

Lisa Croft
03-18-2002, 04:09 PM
I have taken the quiz and come to the conclusion that I am, in fact, 12 years old. Thank God.

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/lisasig4

THERAVEN
03-18-2002, 04:14 PM
I may be an adult, but I don't know if I'll ever grow up:)

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WWFallon is my hero. Great Job!!!

Poison Ivy
03-18-2002, 04:47 PM
Yay, I'm still a child :)

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-18-2002, 04:49 PM
TomPoo,

I'd hate you but I just don't have the gumption right now.

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Oh how I'd love to breathe...underneath your moon.

Tall_James
03-18-2002, 04:56 PM
Older relatives feel comfort telling sex
jokes around you.

That is the creepy truth.

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
I'm looking down your blouse right now and you don't even know it.

ThePointer
03-18-2002, 04:59 PM
6:OO AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.


Well I still stay up most nights and maybe the body says grownup but the soul does not. Excuse me going on a beer run now there is food visible in the fridge



Already preparing for St Paddy's Day one parade down and one to go

seagullbeagle
03-18-2002, 08:09 PM
I knew i shouldnt be watching that darn weather channel all night. Tommorrow high of 47 with rain likely, tommorrow night low 30........ <P>

its not time for me to go. let me wallow just this once, and drown my sorrows in this glass.---no motiv

TomPoo
03-19-2002, 04:08 AM
This was most depressing thread I ever started.

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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
---Tom Poo

(thanks Fallon for the sig!)

angrymissy
03-19-2002, 04:28 AM
Older relatives feel comfort telling sex
jokes around you.
SCARY AND DISGUSTING - it happened to me last week. I was telling my aunt how i was on paxil and she goes "OH YEAH BUT IT REALLY MESSES UP YOUR SEX DRIVE AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT MESSED UP"

MORTIFIED!@!!!!!!

I am officially old. What sucks even more is, I'm the only one out of my friends who works a regular 9-5 job, so they all still get to act like kiddies while me the old fart always has to go home and sleep :(

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fatty
03-19-2002, 05:40 AM
i refuse to grow up. all my friends are getting older and especially girls talk about getting older but you know what? i still smoke and drink my balls off and do drugs and i'm going to keep doing it.

until i gotta get a real job then i'm done i guess.

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sexy bastard
03-19-2002, 11:30 PM
yeah i guess it means now i am a grown up...but rememebr this
the late george burns use to say it best: You have to grow old but you dont have to get old

the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

CrazyClare
03-20-2002, 12:14 AM
Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.

shit im excited when i have sex in a bed as opposed to a car.

http://members.aol.com/inkgrrrl99/images/claresig.jpg
MR SNUGGLES CAME HOME
im a real cruel smartmouth bitch (I like it; has a nice ring to it. Almost poetic)

sexy bastard
03-20-2002, 12:32 AM
yes but clare my dear you should try having sex in a winnebago
its a car and has abed
meowwwwwwwwwww

the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

science!
03-20-2002, 05:47 AM
shit im excited when i have sex in a bed as opposed to a car.


are you sure the name is Crazy Clare or is it Classy Clare?

Anyway, I'm still young, I rule!

See Ya!

lleeder
03-20-2002, 01:42 PM
shit i'm excited when i have sex in a bed as opposed to a car.
Why is that so hot to me?

CrazyClare
03-20-2002, 05:11 PM
LOL, classy clare, thats fantastick.

ive had more sex in cars than anywhere else cause i have strict parents. but this forces you to be more creative and adventurous. seriously bed sex is cool, but bathroom sex causes you to be very creative. same with car sex.

http://members.aol.com/inkgrrrl99/images/claresig.jpg
and i may be a real cruel smartmouth bitch but i sure as hell aint anybodies bitch!!

Lulu
03-20-2002, 05:33 PM
damn, if this is what i have to look foreward to, i might as well kill myself now.

Arienette
03-20-2002, 05:47 PM
i think i'm gonna cry...

......................
the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away