Britney Spears Topless In a Garden (NSFW)

[underdog]

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[Dougie Brootal]

when, recently i guess right?

[Death Metal Moe]

Sorry honey, we're done with you.

:: puts money on dresser ::

[torker]

Those are some puffy nips.

[sailor]

that was sadly SFW

[underdog]

that was sadly SFW

I was going to put "almost SFW" or something like that, but I figured most places of business wouldn't like these pictures.

[sailor]

I was going to put "almost SFW" or something like that, but I figured most places of business wouldn't like these pictures.

i want nips!! :)

[A.J.]

Looks like she's practicing for that inevitable career jump-starting Playboy pictorial.

Better put the implants back in for that.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I want a handy from her When she Hits Rockbottom

:king:

[BoondockSaint]

Her sunglasses are bigger than her tits.

[JPMNICK]

you can really see that double chin starting to creep in

[Earlshog]

if it was 2000 I'd be going crazy... now not so much

[JimBeam]

About the only thing that made that NSFW was how disgusting she is.

I think her mouth and a shotgun are going to be meeting very soon.

[Hottub]

I'd still hit it!

[JPMNICK]

I'd still hit it!

hell yea me too, you would be crazy not to.

[Marc with a c]

she's weird

[TheMojoPin]

hell yea me too, you would be crazy not to.

Why? I don't buy that line of thinking unless I was possibly never going to have sex again in my life. Why do I need to treat my dick like I hate it and snag some subpar action?

[JPMNICK]

Why? I don't buy that line of thinking unless I was possibly never going to have sex again in my life. Why do I need to treat my dick like I hate it and snag some subpar action?

i doubt the action is subpar, i bet she is awesome in bed. i would bang her before jessica simpson just because I think she woul dbe better.

[TheMojoPin]

i doubt the action is subpar, i bet she is awesome in bed. i would bang her before jessica simpson just because I think she woul dbe better.

I think both of them would be awful. They have such carefully crafted images and public personas that I can't picture them even knowing what to do even if they wanted to "cut loose" in the sack in the first place. In fact, I'll bet Spears is even worse now now that she apparently doesn't give a shit about anything...even if she's trying to be good in bed to contrast her "good image" before, she's probably just extra-retarded since she was so out of touch to begin with. "Crazy sex" with a dimbulb like her probably equates to her giving your wang an indian burn.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'd still hit it!


Only if she brought her Sister Jamie Lynn Spears also

17 is Legal with Consent Right

:king:

[torker]

Is that GVAC's hat?

[JPMNICK]

I think both of them would be awful. They have such carefully crafted images and public personas that I can't picture them even knowing what to do even if they wanted to "cut loose" in the sack in the first place. In fact, I'll bet Spears is even worse now now that she apparently doesn't give a shit about anything...even if she's trying to be good in bed to contrast her "good image" before, she's probably just extra-retarded since she was so out of touch to begin with. "Crazy sex" with a dimbulb like her probably equates to her giving your wang an indian burn.

HAHAH fucking awesome line

[RoseBlood]

you can really see that double chin starting to creep in

Time has not been kind to her.. even in her prime she needed 3 hours prep with a team of 20 to get her to look remotely good.

btw.. that's a beautiful garden.

[Hottub]

Jeez Mojo. That's an awful lot of assuming and supposition on your part. What do you base this on? How can you prove that she is as awful in the sack as you say? Where did you read that she is not an absolute wildcat?

[Marc with a c]

btw.. that's a beautiful garden.

it is, but i dont like the wood stairs. it seems as though a nice stone walkway would be nicer.

[Furtherman]

I think both of them would be awful. They have such carefully crafted images and public personas that I can't picture them even knowing what to do even if they wanted to "cut loose" in the sack in the first place. In fact, I'll bet Spears is even worse now now that she apparently doesn't give a shit about anything...even if she's trying to be good in bed to contrast her "good image" before, she's probably just extra-retarded since she was so out of touch to begin with. "Crazy sex" with a dimbulb like her probably equates to her giving your wang an indian burn.

Jeez Mojo. That's an awful lot of assuming and supposition on your part. What do you base this on? How can you prove that she is as awful in the sack as you say? Where did you read that she is not an absolute wildcat?

I think Mojo is right. It's the confident ones that are wildcats. A girl that shaves her head and takes one day rehab stints does not have confidence.

[drjoek]

Are we really suppose to care if shes good in bed I would just put it in her finish off and go grab a beer and watch Sportscenter. What does her "being good" have anything to do with banging her?

[TheMojoPin]

Jeez Mojo. That's an awful lot of assuming and supposition on your part. What do you base this on? How can you prove that she is as awful in the sack as you say? Where did you read that she is not an absolute wildcat?

Because she and her ilk seem like such helpless, clueless human beings. Why is she suddenly going to be a sexual dynamo when she's been seemingly inept in pretty much every other area of her life? She's even bad at being crazy. She was totally fawned over when she was "hot," so I'd wager a pretty safe guess that she didn't have to work at all when it came to the sex angle since most guys would just be falling over themselves with the whole "OMG, IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!1!!1!11!" thing. Now that she's turned weird and kind of gross, what kind of experience does she have to fall back on to become this "wildcat" some assume she'd be? And even as nasty as she's become, there's still a legion of schmucks who'd get off on the "OMG, IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!1!11!111"-factor, meaning she STILL doesn't have to know how to do a damn thing in the sack.

[Ritalin]

Hold on...there's one more:

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[drjoek]

Hold on...there's one more:

http://www.rsc.org/images/udder-275_tcm18-49731.jpg

:lol: :lol:

[TheMojoPin]

Are we really suppose to care if shes good in bed I would just put it in her finish off and go grab a beer and watch Sportscenter. What does her "being good" have anything to do with banging her?

Having standards.

[Furtherman]

What does her "being good" have anything to do with banging her?

"Being good" makes all the difference. Just banging her? You might as well rape her.

[Death Metal Moe]

"Being good" makes all the difference. Just banging her? You might as well rape her.

"Rape her, eh?"

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[EliSnow]

I think Mojo is right. It's the confident ones that are wildcats. A girl that shaves her head and takes one day rehab stints does not have confidence.

Bravo Sierra. A girl that shaves her head and does rehab stints is a crazy girl. Crazy girls are great in bed, as noted by the great Ronnie B.

But seriously, non-confident girls are just as likely to be great in the sack as confident girls. In fact, they may be willing to do more in bed to try to get love and attention because they lack such confidence that they are loved, etc.

I've been with both types, and the non-confident ones have been just as good (or bad) as the good ones.

[drjoek]

"Being good" makes all the difference. Just banging her? You might as well rape her.

If we're talking about women I agree but if the discussion is those two skanks I'll stick by my opinion.

[TheMojoPin]

[FONT="Arial"][SIZE="3"]Bravo Sierra. A girl that shaves her head and does rehab stints is a crazy girl. Crazy girls are great in bed, as noted by the great Ronnie B.

Normally true, but Spears even sucks at being crazy and ends up being more pathetic than anything else.

[Furtherman]

I think Mojo is right. It's the confident ones that are wildcats. A girl that shaves her head and takes one day rehab stints does not have confidence.

Bravo Sierra. A girl that shaves her head and does rehab stints is a crazy girl. Crazy girls are great in bed, as noted by the great Ronnie B.

But seriously, non-confident girls are just as likely to be great in the sack as confident girls. In fact, they may be willing to do more in bed to try to get love and attention because they lack such confidence that they are loved, etc.

I've been with both types, and the non-confident ones have been just as good (or bad) as the good ones.

It's not B.S. at all. The crazy girls that Ron is talking about haven't been spolied since puberty. The crazy girls that Ron talks about are the one whose Daddy's left them and Mommy had a string of losers using the revolving door in her bedroom. They are the ones that seek attention, they are the ones that cut themselves, they are the ones you'll have fun with.

Britney shaving her head? She just can't deal. She went from Mikey Mouse Club to Pop Star Princess without knowing what it's like to try and get a dance for the high school prom.

Although I don't think she'd be a cold fish, she wouldn't be thinking of what you wanted either.

But like Mojo also said, it comes down to having standards. Crazy girl at the local pub? No problem. Washed up pop star with two kids craving attention? No thanks. There is a difference between crazy and pathetic.

[TheMojoPin]

It's not B.S. at all. The crazy girls that Ron is talking about haven't been spolied since puberty. The crazy girls that Ron talks about are the one whose Daddy's left them and Mommy had a string of losers using the revolving door in her bedroom. They are the ones that seek attention, they are the ones that cut themselves, they are the ones you'll have fun with.

Britney shaving her head? She just can't deal. She went from Mikey Mouse Club to Pop Star Princess without knowing what it's like to try and get a dance for the high school prom.

Although I don't think she'd be a cold fish, she wouldn't be thinking of what you wanted either.

But like Mojo also said, it comes down to having standards. Crazy girl at the local pub? No problem. Washed up pop star with two kids craving attention? No thanks.

Preach on, my brotha.

[JimBeam]

It goes to the whole point of why we're even having this discussion.

She's not anymore hot than an average girl just because she's famous.

Nor can we assume one way or the other that she great in the sack because she's famous.

The lay wouldnt be better because of who she is and/or was 5 years ago

[EliSnow]

Normally true, but Spears even sucks at being crazy and ends up being more pathetic than anything else.

So what? That's really not an indicator on whether she's good in the sack.

Ultimately, she could suck at lot of other things but be great in the sack because she has learned to love sex when she was with Timberlake and Federline. A woman who has learned to love sex will be great in the sack whether she's confident or non-confident, crazy or not crazy.

I'm not saying she is, but I'm not saying she isn't either.

[drjoek]

I'm not saying she is, but I'm not saying she isn't either.
:wallbash:

Maybe this discussion has run its course like Britney

[TheMojoPin]

So what? That's really not an indicator on whether she's good in the sack.

Ultimately, she could suck at lot of other things but be great in the sack because she has learned to love sex when she was with Timberlake and Federline. A woman who has learned to love sex will be great in the sack whether she's confident or non-confident, crazy or not crazy.

I'm not saying she is, but I'm not saying she isn't either.

Loving sex does not equate to good sex. I sure as hell love sex, and I REALLY sucked at it the first year or so I started having it. Hell, I'm probably still pretty bad now.

I don't think anyone can learn anything from Federline except how to trap chicks with low self-esteem and then get them pregnant.

Timberlake seems too pretty to be good making the beast with two backs. What's his incentive to do anything but expect to get his nut off?

[EliSnow]

It's not B.S. at all. The crazy girls that Ron is talking about haven't been spolied since puberty. The crazy girls that Ron talks about are the one whose Daddy's left them and Mommy had a string of losers using the revolving door in her bedroom. They are the ones that seek attention, they are the ones that cut themselves, they are the ones you'll have fun with.

Britney shaving her head? She just can't deal. She went from Mikey Mouse Club to Pop Star Princess without knowing what it's like to try and get a dance for the high school prom.

Although I don't think she'd be a cold fish, she wouldn't be thinking of what you wanted either.

But like Mojo also said, it comes down to having standards. Crazy girl at the local pub? No problem. Washed up pop star with two kids craving attention? No thanks. There is a difference between crazy and pathetic.

First, how do we know how the crazy girls Ron talks about have been treated. Girls become crazy and cutters, etc. for a bunch of reasons. They could have been spoiled at one time, and then had it taken away, etc.

Second, the crazy point was a joke. My point was confidence/non-confidence is not a true indicator of whether someone is going to be good in the sack or not.

My ultimate point is that we don't know enough to know whether Britney is good in the sack.

[drjoek]

[QUOTE=TheMojoPin;1294942] I sure as hell love sex, and I REALLY sucked at it the first year or so I started having it. Hell, I'm probably still pretty bad now.

QUOTE]


Ive heard people say you do pretty much still suck at sex
:laugh:

[Furtherman]

Well then Logic Lockerton has brought the discussion to a halt!

[TheMojoPin]

[QUOTE=TheMojoPin;1294942] I sure as hell love sex, and I REALLY sucked at it the first year or so I started having it. Hell, I'm probably still pretty bad now.

QUOTE]


Ive heard people say you do pretty much still suck at sex
:laugh:

Sadly, so have I.

After.

During.

And before.

Waaaah.

[drjoek]

[QUOTE=drjoek;1294946]

Sadly, so have I.

After.

During.

And before.

Waaaah.

I can understand a girl crying after sex but how come they keep crying during sex with me Very curious:sad:

[Furtherman]

[QUOTE=TheMojoPin;1294951]

I can understand a girl crying after sex but how come they keep crying during sex with me Very curious:sad:


Use more ether.

[Death Metal Moe]

Who cares how she is in the sack, you ever gonna have a shot at her? Me? The answer is even though she's a falling star, we will never bed this broad.

I pesonally never got why she was so lusted after. Average looking, of course she was in excellent shape but a lot of women in entertainment are.

The industry used her for her sex appeal, pumped all the cash they could out of her and dumped her. Now she's just another ex-pop star.

And why should we care about her, even if she was still a pop star? Fuck her.

[drjoek]

[QUOTE=drjoek;1294959]


Use more ether.

I'm a dentist don't use the ether anymore they do much better on the nitrous. They don't remember a thing and they laugh the whole time. Why do you think its called laughing gas?

[EliSnow]

Loving sex does not equate to good sex. I sure as hell love sex, and I REALLY sucked at it the first year or so I started having it. Hell, I'm probably still pretty bad now.

I don't think anyone can learn anything from Federline except how to trap chicks with low self-esteem and then get them pregnant.

Timberlake seems too pretty to be good making the beast with two backs. What's his incentive to do anything but expect to get his nut off?


Come on. You're making assumptions about these guys now. Who knows what anyone can teach about sex to somone else. And as for Timberlake, you could say that about any guy. And following that rationale, no guy could ever teach a woman how to have good sex.

As for first point, if anyone loves sex. they are more willing to learn and try things in bed. For me, that what makes someone good.

[Furtherman]

And why should we care about her, even if she was still a pop star? Fuck her.

But... but... she's in a garden!


And you're right. Just speculation. I had nothing else to speculate about today.

[Death Metal Moe]

But... but... she's in a garden!


And you're right. Just speculation. I had nothing else to speculate about today.

I wasn't yellling at anyone in here, just kinda in general terms. The country went GAGA for her and I never really got it. She's not ugly, but she's not STUNNING like everyone treater her. She was another average, in shape girl with a lot of make up on and personal trainers to keep her on the right track. It's a lot easier to look pretty when you pay someone to keep you on a regiment.

[ScottFromGA]

I wasn't yellling at anyone in here, just kinda in general terms. The country went GAGA for her and I never really got it. She's not ugly, but she's not STUNNING like everyone treater her. She was another average, in shape girl with a lot of make up on and personal trainers to keep her on the right track. It's a lot easier to look pretty when you pay someone to keep you on a regiment.

Yeah, I'm with ya Moe....too bad fat fuckers like us/me cant afford trainers....:sad:

[TheMojoPin]

Come on. You're making assumptions about these guys now. Who knows what anyone can teach about sex to somone else. And as for Timberlake, you could say that about any guy. And following that rationale, no guy could ever teach a woman how to have good sex.

As for first point, if anyone loves sex. they are more willing to learn and try things in bed. For me, that what makes someone good.

I just think "regular" guys have to work so much more just have sex that they're going to put a lot more effort into it than a guy like Timberlake who can have panties dropped with a snap of the fingers.

[Hottub]

I am one of those who though/thinks she is a beauty. I would be more than happy to stick it in her.
As for the crazy chick angle, it has been my experience that the nutty or artistic types are more than willing to go the extra mile in bed. I have a few stories from my past. Great times I will never forget.

[EliSnow]

I just think "regular" guys have to work so much more just have sex that they're going to put a lot more effort into it than a guy like Timberlake who can have panties dropped with a snap of the fingers.

I can't say for certain, but you have to remember that Timberlake and Britney were dating for awhile from their mid-teens to young adults. At that time, Timberlake wasn't getting panties dropped like he is now.

It could easily be that the two "discovered" sex together and learned to enjoy it. Doing so, would make it much easier for Britney to be good at sex later in life.

[Dougie Brootal]

[QUOTE=Furtherman;1294962]

I'm a dentist don't use the ether anymore they do much better on the nitrous. They don't remember a thing and they laugh the whole time. Why do you think its called laughing gas?

thats not why they laugh the whole time with you...:tongue:

[underdog]

But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope

How could you not want to fuck this girl? The only thing keeping her sane is fucking.

[Kevin]

she's weird

Yea, but aren't all girls, stupid and ugly, to you??

[TheMojoPin]

I can't say for certain, but you have to remember that Timberlake and Britney were dating for awhile from their mid-teens to young adults. At that time, Timberlake wasn't getting panties dropped like he is now.

The hell he wasn't. Dude was in that group of his when he was like, what, 15? 16? That whole schtick with Britney reeked of staged publicity to make both of them look good.

[sailor]

I just think "regular" guys have to work so much more just have sex that they're going to put a lot more effort into it than a guy like Timberlake who can have panties dropped with a snap of the fingers.

are you getting your ideas on sex from revenge of the nerds?

Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.

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[TheMojoPin]

are you getting your ideas on sex from revenge of the nerds?

Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/6603/skolnick1cx.jpg

But that's also the movie that drops a "rape is awesome" bomb out of nowhere, so how much can we trust it?

And yes, I think by and large, guys that CAN'T have sex whenever they want with as many women as they want tend to put more effort into their bedroom abilities. They have to.

[cougarjake13]

man what a cock tease

i hope her tits fall off

[SatCam]

mojo completely killed my boner

[high fly]

The good thing about this is when these pix fail to stir up any pub to speak of, britney will have to do something a bit more Paris hiltonish to get attention...