Worst Item You've Ever Eaten

[Thomas Merton]

AngelAmy's cravings thread got me starvin' and thinkin' about some of the things I've consumed due to cravings, drunken binges, herb induced munchies and childhood dares.

For me, a can of Alpo on a dare as a stupid lad.

Worst doesnt have to be limited to food, hence the word "item" in the title. I've seen bong water chugged and unwitting people drink urine from beer cans.

With what have you assaulted your stomach and digestive system?

[furie]

i ate a cockroach once on a dare. fuckin disgusting

after that i'd say steak tartar

[Gvac]

Asparagus, broccoli, and spinach.

Disgusting.

[IamFogHat]

I ate poisonous material once, on purpose. I was at a dance and all the tables had a centerpiece that included a bunch of glass flowers with pink and purple liquid inside. Me and my buddy were bored while our dates were talking, so we broke on of the centerpieces, and I bet him I would consume the liquid and live. I did, and got sick, very sick, but I lived, and even got drunk that night and had sex. w00t!
Oh yeah, and it tasted like eating rust. Gross.

[Bossanova]

In a drunken state I pounded a dip spit can once. I puked for hours

[Don Stugots]

Heather Franklin, yuck.

(not her real last name)

[PapaBear]

I tried mincemeat pie once when I was kid. It was AWFUL!!! I should probably try it again, though. I like some things now that I didn't then.

[torker]

Sugar-free sweet gherkins flavored with Splenda.

[SatCam]

probably penis

[high fly]

Once in my younger days I had this coffee table strewn with clutter (including my Tokemaster) next to the bed. I wasn't too good at throwing stuff away and a can of Coca Cola sat there for days, I guess. Back then I used to use old cans to spit lugees in, too.
So I woke up one morning and had no idea what was in this one can nor did I know how long it had sat there. I guess I figured it was there from the night before and when I picked it up it seemed at least half full and I took a big swig and some bigass glob of some gelatinous substance entered my mouth and I immediately pyuked.
After that I got real good at finishing cans of soda and throwing them out.

[FUNKMAN]

rotted sunflower or pumpkin seed

my god the horror

[PapaBear]

I once ate a chocolate pop tart while I had aloe on my fingers. I had burned myself, so I cut an aloe plant and put some on. It got on the pop tart. It was so terrible, I couldn't eat pop tarts for about a year.

[MrPink]

Dip spit because one of my friends saw liquid at the bottom of a Guiness bottle and told me I didn't finish my beer.

[sailor]

Asparagus, broccoli, and spinach.

Disgusting.

asparagus and spinach are great. you probably had them cooked down till they were sludge, right? asparagus is one of my favorite foods.

[Thomas Merton]

I tried mincemeat pie once when I was kid. It was AWFUL!!! I should probably try it again, though. I like some things now that I didn't then.


That would be a good thread, stuff you didnt like as a kid that you do now. For me it would be chinese food and green peppers

[Midkiff]

probably penis

EEEEEWWWWW

[sailor]

when i was like 12, i was out bowling with my dad and some of his work buddies. we were drinking coke out of those small vending machine coffee cups with the playing cards on them. i picked up what i thought was mine and threw it back. apparently the men were drinking jack out of their cups. my eyes watered, my lungs were on fire. no one ever caught on to what happened, tho.

[Hottub]

I think it is called Vascio. We were at a BBQ in our honor, while visiting Buenos Aires.
There was a suckling pig, delicious steaks, more chorizzo than you can imagine. Tio Carlitos says " Che, Juancito. Quieres? Son ricisimo!"
It look like another piece of grilled steak. I accepted. I took 1 mighty bite and nearly puked.
It was grilled cow stomach!

Fucking savages will eat anything.

Although, the Morsilla is quite tasty! (google it)

[sailor]

I think it is called Vascio. We were at a BBQ in our honor, while visiting Buenos Aires.
There was a suckling pig, delicious steaks, more chorizzo than you can imagine. Tio Carlitos says " Che, Juancito. Quieres? Son ricisimo!"
It look like another piece of grilled steak. I accepted. I took 1 mighty bite and nearly puked.
It was grilled cow stomach!

Fucking savages will eat anything.

Although, the Morsilla is quite tasty! (google it)

one of my friends had this happen to him. at a spanish restaurant ordered tripe. my other friend asked "you know what that is, right?" "yeah, of course i do" bottom line, he didn't.

another time, my cousin ordered beef carpaccio. loved it. then he realized half-way thru that it was raw beef.

[OGC]

In a drunken state I pounded a dip spit can once. I puked for hours


That's a tough one to beat. Just the thought of it makes my stomach turn.

The worst tasting thing I've ever eaten was Limburger cheese. How the fuck can you tell when that shit is spoiled ? It couldn''t taste any worse.

[weekapaugjz]

I tried mincemeat pie once when I was kid. It was AWFUL!!! I should probably try it again, though. I like some things now that I didn't then.

my grandma makes a fantastic mincemeat pie. and for you who aren't hayseeds, there isn't actually meat in it, its a mixture of apples, raisins, and spices. pretty tasty.

[weekapaugjz]

my worst is liver or pate. i tried a bite of my grandpa's liver and onions one time. at first i was like yumm, this tastes like steak, then the bitterness set in and had to run to the bathroom to puke. i was given pate one time in france not being told what it was. i puked in my mouth. fucking gross.

i once saw a friend think his beer was the can everyone was putting their cigarette butts in. took a huge swig and ended up getting one in his mouth. he proceed to puke all over the place. it was quite funny.

[Turtle]

Balute

[Lillibaby]

I know I'm in the minority here, but anytime I've eaten salad, I've hated it.

[WhistlePig]

Half of a little white worm.

I baked a pumpkin pie and later when I had a slice I felt a chewy bit in my mouth and looked at the pie and there was half a worm squirming there. I couldn't eat pumpkin pie for years. And what's worse is I'm a vegetarian so I felt extra bad eating a live worm.

[Marc with a c]

i eat my own poo

[RoseBlood]

i eat my own poo

Wow.. another Top Of The Pyramid post from Marc.

Your humor makes us all look inept. We should all just stop posting.

[JPMNICK]

i dated a jewish girl and for one holiday i was there and i tried gevelta fish? not sure on the spelling, but it was horrid.

[PapaBear]

i dated a jewish girl and for one holiday i was there and i tried gevelta fish? not sure on the spelling, but it was horrid.
Bobby Hill liked it.

[Snacks]

Anything Jewish. One of my best friends mother is jewish and she would make the jewish meals around her holidays. I thought I was going to die. Motzah taste like cardboard. Also sometimes on sundays they would get the bagels with loxx. OMG fish with cream cheese on a bagel, thats tasty yuk. The funny thing is she cooked italian better then real italians. I loved her meatballs, gravy, homemade pastas etc. But her jewish food was just nasty. I dont know if it was her cooking it or if all jewish food is nasty?

[patsopinion]

I think it is called Vascio. We were at a BBQ in our honor, while visiting Buenos Aires.
There was a suckling pig, delicious steaks, more chorizzo than you can imagine. Tio Carlitos says " Che, Juancito. Quieres? Son ricisimo!"
It look like another piece of grilled steak. I accepted. I took 1 mighty bite and nearly puked.
It was grilled cow stomach!

Fucking savages will eat anything.

Although, the Morsilla is quite tasty! (google it)

Thanks for kicking some brain cells loose of the haze upstairs

Haggis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis)

[Lumber]

English Blood Pudding

[LordJezo]

2 weeks ago:

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[sailor]

Anything Jewish. One of my best friends mother is jewish and she would make the jewish meals around her holidays. I thought I was going to die. Motzah taste like cardboard. Also sometimes on sundays they would get the bagels with loxx. OMG fish with cream cheese on a bagel, thats tasty yuk. The funny thing is she cooked italian better then real italians. I loved her meatballs, gravy, homemade pastas etc. But her jewish food was just nasty. I dont know if it was her cooking it or if all jewish food is nasty?

matzoh's great with butter (what isn't?). and you can't go wrong with matzoh ball soup or chicken soup.

[Freakshow]

tripe.

[burrben]

I once ate a chocolate pop tart while I had aloe on my fingers.

by "aloe" you mean "cum"?

[cupcakelove]

It wasn't exactly something I ate, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't the worst thing I've tasted, but this morning I was making a sandwich for lunch like I do everyday, and i got some mayo on one of my fingers. Being too tired and lazy to find a paper towel, I just licked it off. Well, I had just brushed my teeth five minutes before, and still had a pretty strong tooth paste taste in my mouth. The combo of the two was horrid, and it did make me gag.

[BoondockSaint]

I once ate a half eaten eclair out of the garbage.

[cupcakelove]

I once ate a half eaten eclair out of the garbage.

Do you take your shirt off while in the bathroom too?

[Freakshow]

I once ate a half eaten eclair out of the garbage.

Do you not wear your shirt while you are in the bathroom, too, George?

Damn you ccl.

[Jujubees2]

Heather Franklin, yuck.

(not her real last name)

She probably wasn't properly prepared. What method did you use?

[Fat_Sunny]

Wow, Fat's Amazed How Many People Have Gagged On His Worse Gag, A Pepsi Can Half Filled With Skoal Spit. Beyond Disgusting!

As For Real Foods: Liver. Organ-Meat Is The Only Kind Of Food F_S Cannot And Will Not Eat!

[grlNIN]

When i was 9 or 10 my family went on vacation to Nevada. My older brothers snuck cigarettes and smoked them in the bathroom, ashing and dumping the butts into a the old glass pepsi bottles that were small.

Idiots that they are, they left the bottle on top of the T.V. and i took a large gulp, where i immediately threw up in front of my parents and started hysterical crying.

[LordJezo]

tripe.

I had that in Panama. It made me feel really odd when I was finished with it. It didn't sit in my stomach right.

[IMSlacker]

tripe.

I've had it in Vietnamese soup several times. Not so bad.

http://www.bunrab.com/dailyfeed/dailyfeed_images_oct-05/daily_oct12_05_pho.jpg

One thing I can't stand is boiled okra (fried is ok).

[ScottFromGA]

fried liver..........ugh.........


i was lied to and told it was cube steak.....sneaky grandma.......