Why I need a GF, Reason Number 1

[CYYYFYYY]

This is why I need a Girl Frien Reason Number 1

Well, I was on my couch lighting matches because this is what I do when I am bored because I like the smell of matches and basically I LIKE FIRE. So these are wood matches because they smell the best. I light one of them and it breaks as I light it. I look at the half broken peace and I say to myself "How Odd." I then feel some heat at my chest and I look at it and I find the second half of the match. Guess what it is on fire. And yes it is on my chest. I knock off the match and it lands on my couch. I start blowing and thank goodness the firs is gone. Yes, there is a singe mark on my shirt. Yes, I like Fire. I stress again this is why I NEED A GIRL FRIEND!

[midwestjeff]

i'm no expert, but maybe this is why you don't have a girlfriend.

[Judge Smails]

You just need a safer pastime:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3692/90456301bg4.jpg

[Jennitalia]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/Jennitalia23/fire.jpg

Fire! FIRE!!

[Fezticle98]

Try pot.

[Bob Impact]

You just need a safer pastime:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3692/90456301bg4.jpg

You would have to be so lazy for this to be worth it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Gettig a Girlfriend: GOOD

Setting Fires: NO GOOD

:king:

[Midkiff]

You would have to be so lazy for this to be worth it.

I would totally like to try it once.

[Bob Impact]

I would totally like to try it once.

Color me un-suprised.

[Midkiff]

Color me un-suprised.

We're called inkers.

[FUNKMAN]

why so you can burn a hole in your wallet?

just kidding - nuthin better in this world than the scent of a girl on your lips

[Don Stugots]

why so you can burn a hole in your wallet?

just kidding - nuthin better in this world than the scent of a girl on your lips

agreed.

[Midkiff]

why so you can burn a hole in your wallet?

just kidding - nuthin better in this world than the scent of a girl on your lips

agreed.

I like to leave the scent on my fingers for a while, too, and make other people smell my fingers.

[Fallon]

I think I found someone for you...

http://partyends.com/photos/cohen%20gallery/fire_eater2

[Midkiff]

HAWT and right up CYYYYYYYYYFYYYYYYYYYY's alley

[cupcakelove]

I think your first priority should be to put the matches down and get off the couch. You have to accomplish this monster goal before you will achieve anything else.

[Death Metal Moe]

I have only one burnin' desire...

[DarkHippie]

he's a hunka hunka burnin love

[drjoek]

http://www.mtmultipleuse.org/images/smokey.jpg

[nate1000]

You just need a safer pastime:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3692/90456301bg4.jpg

Asians never cease to amaze me.

[SatCam]

You just need a safer pastime:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3692/90456301bg4.jpg

When this thing's getting you off does it go "oh me so horny me love you long time"?