What is the worst way you have broken up with someone?

[Fezticle98]

I usually take the ignore and make myself scarce route. I'm not comfortable with confrontation. Definitely not a cool way to go.

So, confess...what is the worst way you have broken up with someone?

[cupcakelove]

I've never dumped anyone in a bad way, but I have personally been dumped over IM, and that was awful.

[JPMNICK]

having her show up at my house to see the car of the new girl i was dating.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/archaeology/masters/summary/images/MScforensic/Crim31.jpg

I KEED! I KEED! She was a good girl....

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!

[furie]

i moved out of state and never told her

[Badinia]

I once broke up with a guy who thought that we were going to a party. I said, "Well, I'm going to the party, but if I show up with you I'll be a laughingstock, because I told all those people I was dumping you today." It's sometimes good to work with a deadline.

I don't think I have ever dumped anyone not-in-person. If you've dated for anything over a month, I think it's necessary, unless you're in a different time zone or something. Once I had to break up with a guy at an Ihop, that was pretty rough. He said his rooty tooty fresh and fruity tasted like sand.

[DolaMight]

Rolled her up in a carpet and tossed her off a bridge two counties over. Actions speak louder than words.


Go SenS Go

[Fezticle98]

I once broke up with a guy who thought that we were going to a party. I said, "Well, I'm going to the party, but if I show up with you I'll be a laughingstock, because I told all those people I was dumping you today." It's sometimes good to work with a deadline.

I don't think I have ever dumped anyone not-in-person. If you've dated for anything over a month, I think it's necessary, unless you're in a different time zone or something. Once I had to break up with a guy at an Ihop, that was pretty rough. He said his rooty tooty fresh and fruity tasted like sand.

:clap:

That shit made me laugh. Poor sucka.

[feralBoy]

I drove my girlfriend up to Cornell. She dumped me. And I had to drove home alone. First love, I was fucking heartbroken and in traffic for 6 hours. Worse day of my life.

[reeshy]

Two words.... .38 caliber!!!!!

[Fat_Sunny]

I drove my girlfriend up to Cornell. She dumped me. And I had to drove home alone. First love, I was fucking heartbroken and in traffic for 6 hours. Worse day of my life.

Man, That Is As Low As It Gets: Use 'Em And Dump 'Em!

Looking Back, You Now Realize That Was The Luckiest Day Of Your Life. Good Riddance!

[feralBoy]

Man, That Is As Low As It Gets: Use 'Em And Dump 'Em!

Looking Back, You Now Realize That Was The Luckiest Day Of Your Life. Good Riddance!

Yeah, the only thing worse than getting dumped, is getting dumped and carrying their TV two flights on the same day. When I look back, it's comedically tragic, but quite the learning experience. You can't help but say good riddance, and move on.

[Don Stugots]

so many break ups so little time.


more than a few:
with her crying saying "i only did that with you cause said i was special" and me giggling at her. ah, youth.

ex wife #1: on the phone "hey, know how you been at your mom's because you miss her? and know how the garbage pickup in tomorrow? well, you may want to be here before that cause your stuff is at the curb."

ex wife #2: face to face: "know how you gave me a black eye cause you were drunk and i had to go to work with it with everyone knowing it was you? well, we arent going to be doing that anymore."

alot: never calling again.

[JPMNICK]

so many break ups so little time.


more than a few:
with her crying saying "i only did that with you cause said i was special" and me giggling at her. ah, youth.

ex wife #1: on the phone "hey, know how you been at your mom's because you miss her? and know how the garbage pickup in tomorrow? well, you may want to be here before that cause your stuff is at the curb."

ex wife #2: face to face: "know how you gave me a black eye cause you were drunk and i had to go to work with it with everyone knowing it was you? well, we arent going to be doing that anymore."

alot: never calling again.


ex #1 was a great one.

and ex #2 sounds like a maniac. I can not get enough ex #2 stories.

[Fezticle98]

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/archaeology/masters/summary/images/MScforensic/Crim31.jpg

I KEED! I KEED! She was a good girl....

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!

No worries, DMM. A lesser man would've stayed with her.

[Don Stugots]

ex #1 was a great one.

and ex #2 sounds like a maniac. I can not get enough ex #2 stories.

i will have to tell you in person or in emails. what a drunk nut she was and not in bed either. prudish cunt. its not like i can use too much of them on the show either.

[patsopinion]

she started crying (becuase im an asshole(dont really remember what i said, just remember not being able to handel)) and so i walked out side and hopped in my buddies car and went to in and out

in a related story im in love in and out

[nate1000]

having her show up at my house to see the car of the new girl i was dating.

Mine didn't get the hint- came inside and when I told her to leave she responded: "Not until she leaves first."

At which point I had to drop the hammer: "I'm not sure she's leaving tonight, now please go home."

She ended screeching hysterically to a couple of friends (I was throwing a party) while I closed the deal inside. Good times.

As a matter of fact, I'll probably see her tomorrow at a mutual friend's kid's birthday party- I'll have to bring up some these fond memories.

[PaigeWantsIt]

I usually Go for the Try and get them to break up with me.. I feel bad if i break up with them..I don't like people to be sad cause of me

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S Always Took The Costanza Way Out:

"It Isn't You....It's Me"

And 9 Times Out Of 10 That Was True.

[DarkHippie]

I drove my girlfriend up to Cornell. She dumped me. And I had to drove home alone. First love, I was fucking heartbroken and in traffic for 6 hours. Worse day of my life.

Are we the same person? My story is just about the same except she went to Wells (20 minutes from cornell)

[Furtherman]

I was being interviewed on Oprah and she asked me if I was single and I said "Yes".

[outlawfrank]

My bitch of a girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Moved out of my place right into his. Whore. I helped get all of her shit out of my place as quick as possible. Everything was out except one box. So I was on my way downtown Detroit to see some band and decided I could drop it off. I called and she said her new man was at work, and it would'nt be a problem, told me to let myself in. I walked in and the two of them came out of the bedroom, she was topless. They just finished and she wanted to let me know it. CUNT.

Ten days and 15 pints of Jack later I was doing better. I feel much better now, I think she is doing time because of that lunitic tweeker.

[JPMNICK]

http://www.in-sect.com/scr/mitch_hedberg.jpg

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

[JPMNICK]

My bitch of a girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Moved out of my place right into his. Whore. I helped get all of her shit out of my place as quick as possible. Everything was out except one box. So I was on my way downtown Detroit to see some band and decided I could drop it off. I called and she said her new man was at work, and it would'nt be a problem, told me to let myself in. I walked in and the two of them came out of the bedroom, she was topless. They just finished and she wanted to let me know it. CUNT.

Ten days and 15 pints of Jack later I was doing better. I feel much better now, I think she is doing time because of that lunitic tweeker.

wow that is fucked up. she sounds like a headcase, you are way better off with out her

[outlawfrank]

wow that is fucked up. she sounds like a headcase, you are way better off with out her

Yes, but when I was with her I couldn't get away. Mr. Bennington is right the crazy girl makes you more crazy. As a result you can never get off the ride. I hope she stays far away from me.

[jetdog]

It's not you, it's me...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

My Worst was when I was 18, Was Dating a Girl just to get some, Got in about a month. Was about to Dump Her, while we wre Drinking Underage with my group of Friends, the cops came and Caught us, This gave me time to habd the Beer to the Future Ex and She Took the Summons. 2 Weeks of more sex then the Court Date, the Minute I paid the Summons, I dumped her and left her at the CourtHouse. I was bad, i am much nicer and whipped now

:king:

[Don Stugots]

"You're moving to Staten Island? Great, yeah, its over, sorry."

[Marc with a c]

I was being interviewed on Oprah and she asked me if I was single and I said "Yes".

i thought it was when you called them 'drunkman'

[OneEyeJack]

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/archaeology/masters/summary/images/MScforensic/Crim31.jpg

I KEED! I KEED! She was a good girl....

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!

[B]and you wanted to be a more positive thinker. shame shame.

[Heather 8]

It's not you, it's me...


Holy shit, did I date you?!! :glurps:

[jetdog]

Holy shit, did I date you?!! :glurps:
:ohmy:

[WhistlePig]

I cringe just thinking back on this: I was too wimpy in my youth to break up with my boyfriend so I did everything to hopefully make him break up with me but it didn't work. Finally I suggested an "open relationship" where we could date others but really my plan was to find someone else and get the hell out (we were living together at the time). I found "the" guy (who I eventually married) and dated him for a year while still living with the original boyfriend, though I did break up with him a couple of months into the new relationship. We just lived together as "friends." I can't believe I lived there that long, just prolonging the agony as he was still in love with me. :glurps:

[Fezticle98]

I cringe just thinking back on this: I was too wimpy in my youth to break up with my boyfriend so I did everything to hopefully make him break up with me but it didn't work. Finally I suggested an "open relationship" where we could date others but really my plan was to find someone else and get the hell out (we were living together at the time). I found "the" guy (who I eventually married) and dated him for a year while still living with the original boyfriend, though I did break up with him a couple of months into the new relationship. We just lived together as "friends." I can't believe I lived there that long, just prolonging the agony as he was still in love with me. :glurps:

Ouch! How could he live like that? I would go crazy.

[outlawfrank]

The worst way I ended it. In highschool I dated this girl for four months, the second I took her virginity I never spoke to her again. I really do feel bad the way that one unfolded.

[WhistlePig]

I still see him around to this day and he's a broken man--jobless, alcoholic prozac popper. I almost feel to blame.

[midwestjeff]

I still see him around to this day and he's a broken man--jobless, alcoholic prozac popper. I almost feel to blame.

Fuck that. You should be glad you ditched him when you did. Unless feeling like it is your fault makes you feel good, in which case i say way to go. i know i have empowered several women through my post-relationship mediocrity.

[DarkHippie]

I have a friend . . . who when he broke up with his girlfriend called up the chicks dad and said "your daughter sucks a mean dick"

[sailor]

was going out with one chick for around 6 months, but it was nothing serious or exclusive. i live in the bronx and she was way out on long island. i'd stay over at her place every other weekend or so. mid november she went to austalia on vacation for a month. i ended up getting together with this gal i'd been friends with for a while. i was honest with her and told her about the long island girl and would break it off as soon as she got back. i was in a bit of a panic, as i had no clue how to go about doing this. one day i was taking a nap (i worked nights) and the new gal told me i'd gotten an im from xx (unbeknownst to her, it was the first chick). i'm like, haha that's really funny. she said no, seriously. ok, what did you say to this person. i told them you were asleep, then they asked who this was. and you said? oh, i'm his girlfriend.

that made me feel so shitty.

and 4 years later, i married the new gal.

[outlawfrank]

I have a friend . . . who when he broke up with his girlfriend called up the chicks dad and said "your daughter sucks a mean dick"


This reminds of my friend, his girl sent him a couple of home movies with her maturbating to cheesy nineties songs. This took place in her college dorm room, at different times she would stop everything because people would knock at her door. The videos were awesome, she was hot. Anyway my buddy found out she was cheating on him at college, with one of his friends. So he mass e-mailed the videos to the entire student body. If that is not bad enough he then fowarded it her fathers company as a mass email. Funniest thing I ever heard of. Not sure what her response was.

[A.J.]

I was doing them a favor when I broke up with them so there really is no bad way.

[JesterOfSadness]

I was dumped via email, and another via text msg(A thread this was..terrible one).

The only time I ever dumped a chic, actually wasn't bad except that night she cut herself numerous times and sent me the pictures.

[sexy bastard]

told her i was gay

[Fat_Sunny]

told her i was gay

Women Respect Honesty. Good For You.

[lleeder]

I got my gf at the time Stacy pregnant. I didn't have much money to help her and promised to give her a ride to the abortion clinic. I never showed to give her the ride and we pretty much were broken up after that. Our song was Somebody's Baby by Jackson Browne.

[SatCam]

I cringe just thinking back on this: I was too wimpy in my youth to break up with my boyfriend so I did everything to hopefully make him break up with me but it didn't work. Finally I suggested an "open relationship" where we could date others but really my plan was to find someone else and get the hell out (we were living together at the time). I found "the" guy (who I eventually married) and dated him for a year while still living with the original boyfriend, though I did break up with him a couple of months into the new relationship. We just lived together as "friends." I can't believe I lived there that long, just prolonging the agony as he was still in love with me. :glurps:

Ouch! How could he live like that? I would go crazy.

probably just sniffed her panties when she wasnt home

[J.Clints]

I broke up with a girl one time by sleeping with her sister. AHAHAHAHAHAH Stupid bitch.

[Fezticle98]

I got my gf at the time Stacy pregnant. I didn't have much money to help her and promised to give her a ride to the abortion clinic. I never showed to give her the ride and we pretty much were broken up after that. Our song was Somebody's Baby by Jackson Browne.

You little prick!

[Hardrain]

I drove her upstate, stopped at a scenic rest area and told her to get some pictures of the foliage. She started taking pictures, I told her i was needed to get my smokes out of the car and I just drove off. She called me on my cell for over 3 hours. I never picked up.

[Bossanova]

Mine isn't how I did, but more of a really bad timing thing. My sophmore year of highschool it took me three weeks to work up the courage to break up with my chick. I finally do it before she can even get a word into edge wise. When she finally speaks the first words out of her mouth are telling me that her best friend died. I had nothing

[MHasegawa]

ive never dumped anyone, but a funny way my last girlfriend dumped me by throwing a jar of spaghetti sauce at me, it was all over me. i was about 17 and i havent had a chick since.

[riverofpiss]

When I was going to college I dated a girl for about 8 months. When the end of the year came I was planning on breaking up with her because I was young and I just didn't think that she was the one for me. Before I got the chance to say anything to her she showed up at my apartment late one night. When I answered the door she was standing there in some very hot lingerie. I thought that it was going to be a great night for me but as soon as that thought entered my head she dropped to one knee and asked me to marry her. I was in shock so I told her I would have to think about it. That apparently was the wrong thing to say because she seemed crushed that I would ask for the time to think about it. She started crying saying that "this was a stupid idea" and she left my apartment, hopped in her car, and drove home. I went to her house the next day to give her a "no" and she wouldn't come out of her room to talk to me. Her roommate was there so I told her to tell my chick that, no I don't want to marry her, and I left town the next day. That was the last time I ever saw her or talked to her until just recently when she sent me a message on Facebook. I still haven't replied to that message because I have no idea what to say to her.

[milliehatchett]

Mine isn't that terrible...most of the guys I broke up with took it very well and, for the most part, I was classy about it. But there was ONE guy who just annoyed the living crap out of me. The sex was fantastic but he was really dumb and it was just too much. One night, as I attempted to discuss music and films with him - he announced that Highway to Hell was the BEST ROCK ALBUM EVER (emphasis his). I looked him in the eye and said, "Yeah, this isn't working for me. We need to break up." He said, "you're breaking up with me cause I love AC/DC???" what an idiot.

Looking back, I should have stuck with him for the sex...it was the BEST.

[nate1000]

http://www.in-sect.com/scr/mitch_hedberg.jpg

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Miss Mitch.

[nate1000]

I was dumped via email, and another via text msg(A thread this was..terrible one).

The only time I ever dumped a chic, actually wasn't bad except that night she cut herself numerous times and sent me the pictures.

Your sig pic is starting to make more and more sense.

[Reynolds]

In high school, there was this chick I really liked, but I could never get close to her. She had a twin sister (not identical) who was good looking, but not quite as hot. Turned out the sister asked me out, we went out for a few weeks, meanwhile I was just getting to know the hot sister better. Soon as I found out she liked me, I dumped sister #2 for sister #1. She still hates me.

[nolarat5]

Second day. call call Hello my dick is my hand . leave me alone crazy person. Oh i get pussy . by by

[MadBiker]

first and only time I ever initiated a breakup, I just up and moved out of the house one day.

Took a half day off of work, borrowed my friend's pick up, loaded my crap in the back, grabbed the cat and all the food and alcohol I could carry, and split.

it ranks about #18 on "Best Flippin' Days of My Life" scale, but I am sure it will keep falling in the charts as I rack up better experiences.

he was such a lying cheating bastard. I still have a hard time respecting cops after that experience

[Thebazile78]

My high school boyfriend was a headcase.
I broke up with him in the morning, before school started, one day. He showed up outside my History class to walk me to my next one later that afternoon. I yelled at him and told him to go away. He thought I was kidding.

I said no I wasn't kidding. Go to Hell.

This continued through the day. For the next two weeks. I started to threaten restraining orders and poisons.

The night he showed up after my choral group rehearsal ended (at 9pm on school grounds) I continued to threaten a restraining order, went home, found the ring he'd given me for our first anniversary (against my precise instructions that if he was going to spend any money, I'd rather go to the movies) wrote a very short, very to-the-point note, taped the ring inside. . .and handed it to my friend Kenny at lunch the next day with instructions to Kenny that he was to give it to the idiot that afternoon while I was elsewhere.

He got the point, but I couldn't so much as act remotely civil to him in the hallway or else I'd hear rumors that he thought we were getting back together. (Ewww.)

[Badinia]

[QUOTE=riverofpiss;1342531] Her roommate was there so I told her to tell my chick that, no I don't want to marry her, and I left town the next day. QUOTE]

Worst game of "telephone" ever!

Hey, will you tell her that no, I don't want to marry her? From me? Do you wanna just leave a note on the fridge?