Would you take free Laser Eye Surgery so you could see people Naked?

[DolaMight]

Sometimes you're workin in your cube and some impossibly hot chick walks by who you know you'll never see again, let alone nekid... Just like the 60's comic book ad glasses but a 100% safe laser surgery that just tweaks your vision so you see normally except you can now see through people's clothing and they'd be none the wiser.

No one would know you've have had the surgery, and you could peep all day long. Plus I'll even throw in 20/20 vision as an unrelated bonus.

Catch is that it's irreversible, can't turn it off, and of course you'll see everyone naked, men, women, fat, skinny, goiters, fat, and worse of all your family.

There's high highs but really low lows.

[cupcakelove]

If I could control it, there would be no question, but there are A LOT of people out there I really do not want to see naked. No thank you.

[Hottub]

Nope. The negatives by far, outweigh the positives.
Besides, I have X Ray vision in my mind.

Especially when I am looking at that cute butt on the guitarist from Crankcase.

[JustJon]

The down side far outweighs the benefits

[crb1]

Another downside is that if you're not regularly getting any action, the sexual frustration created by the hot chicks you do manage to see would eventually lead you to insanity.

[MellySmelly]

I see enough people trying to shove 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack. That's too much for me, no thanks.

[reeshy]

Christ...this board is getter sicker by the day!!!!!

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Question: If my x-ray vision can see through clothes, what happens when I need to go shopping for a new shirt?

[DolaMight]

Question: If my x-ray vision can see through clothes, what happens when I need to go shopping for a new shirt?

That's a good question, I guess you're gonna be dressed like a bum, unless a magic mirror is invented. You're gonna have to have someone "in the know" to help dress you.

[Skellington]

i don't trust any laser beam going into my retna for any reason.

[Midkiff]

The down side far outweighs the benefits

the benefits far outweight the down side

[Jujubees2]

Being with the same woman for the past 15 years, it's been a while since I've seen someone else naked but I think the x-ray vision would spoil the effect of the first time you get to see her/him naked. There was nothing like that anticipation...

[weezcase]

if i can look at myself in the mirror, looking at other fattys would be worth seeing all the girls i would actually want to see naked

can you only do one eye so i only see women?

[drjoek]

On this board we are not allowed to have an opinion about various aspects of the show that we don't like or are not in agreement with without being slammed with kitty pics and things of that nature YET threads like this seem to enjoy no shortage of creation!!!

:wallbash::wallbash::wacko::wacko:

[Midkiff]

On this board we are not allowed to have an opinion about various aspects of the show that we don't like or are not in agreement with without being slammed with kitty pics and things of that nature YET threads like this seem to enjoy no shortage of creation!!!

:wallbash::wallbash::wacko::wacko:

Huh? This thread is about seeing naked chicks, isn't it?

[drjoek]

Huh? This thread is about seeing naked chicks, isn't it?


Im surrrounded by abunch of lard asses so the benefits escaped me llet me reconsider my position

[Midkiff]

Im surrrounded by abunch of lard asses so the benefits escaped me llet me reconsider my position

Oooooohhhhhh.... you were thinking about naked fat guys.

[drjoek]

Oooooohhhhhh.... you were thinking about naked fat guys.


DOOOOOHHHHHHH

[SinA]

Being with the same woman for the past 15 years, it's been a while since I've seen someone else naked but I think the x-ray vision would spoil the effect of the first time you get to see her/him naked. There was nothing like that anticipation...

are you married to a hermaphrodite?

[DolaMight]

are you married to a hermaphrodite?

Speaking of hermaphrodite's this ability would save your cheeks from getting red should you experience a Jim Norton moment.