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lleeder
06-11-2007, 01:08 PM
I don't know if its a local commercial or not but have you heard the radio spot with the talking oil heater. Its obviously a female oil heater. It talks to its owner and tells him that she needs some service. The voice is kinda throaty and metalic like a sexy robot. These are a series of commercials not to be missed.

King Hippos Bandaid
06-11-2007, 01:11 PM
This thread is useless without Pics of the Oil Heater

:king:

Furtherman
06-11-2007, 01:13 PM
It's OK. I had a torrid affair with a space heater on night after a snowstorm and a bottle of scotch. The scars have healed. But not my heart.

Fat_Sunny
06-11-2007, 01:25 PM
Fat Loves 'Em Big And Ample, So He's Partial To The Oil Tank!

TheMojoPin
06-11-2007, 01:35 PM
http://www.progressiveboink.com/justin/Futurama/radiator1.jpg

Fry: You guys might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Leela: Fry, that’s a radiator.

http://www.progressiveboink.com/justin/Futurama/radiator2.jpg

Fry: Oh...er...is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?

Don Stugots
06-11-2007, 01:37 PM
I'm attracted to an oil heater

lleeder just is not the same since Stalker Clints left.

DolaMight
06-11-2007, 01:41 PM
That's stupid, I'm attracted to the fumes.

johnniewalker
06-11-2007, 01:51 PM
I used to love this space heater and put it under a blanket to warm my toes and put popcorn seeds on it and pop popcorn on the grill. One night I had it under my blanket and sadly she overheated and passed.

Fat_Sunny
06-11-2007, 01:56 PM
I used to love this space heater and put it under a blanket to warm my toes and put popcorn seeds on it and pop popcorn on the grill. One night I had it under my blanket and sadly she overheated and passed.

Overheated Space Heater = Fire! Man, You're Lucky She Didn't Take You With Her!!

MadMatt
06-11-2007, 02:27 PM
This thread is useless without Pics of the Oil Heater

:king:

:lol::clap::lol:

weekapaugjz
06-11-2007, 02:43 PM
i bet that radiator has got nothing compared to coilette...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/Futurama_ep67.jpg/205px-Futurama_ep67.jpg

FUNKMAN
06-11-2007, 03:17 PM
sounds like a pipe dream

DolaMight
06-11-2007, 05:33 PM
My dream oil heater has robot arms to whack me off with, mafia style.

FezPaul
06-11-2007, 06:03 PM
He said..."I can smell your vent."

tele7
06-11-2007, 07:58 PM
http://parentsplace.lohudblogs.com/files/2006/12/home-alone-lr.jpg

FUNKMAN
06-11-2007, 08:41 PM
bet you'd like to bang her in the soot chute

fohat
06-11-2007, 09:12 PM
I'm attracted to electrons

PapaBear
06-11-2007, 11:03 PM
This thread is useless without Pics of the Oil Heater

:king:

The intake areas don't really match up, but it could possibly work.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/F17.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/tube_fertilisation_tcm38-555.jpg

A.J.
06-12-2007, 05:07 AM
I was attracted to the granddaughter of an oil baron.

http://www.nndb.com/people/618/000025543/tilton7-sized.jpg