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thejives
06-12-2007, 04:09 PM
Ummm. yeah. I know we live in a culture that worships this one:

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/angelina-jolie/pictures/angelina-jolie-picture-1.jpg

But I have to say. If I had an opportunity to hit that ... I'm passing it up.
I guess I'm afraid she's the crypt keeper or she'll try and adopt me.
It feels better to say it out loud ... or post it, whatever.

patsopinion
06-12-2007, 04:11 PM
shes creepy and her lips/cheek structure freak me out

SatCam
06-12-2007, 04:11 PM
yea she is old and bony and isnt hot !

Flops
06-12-2007, 04:29 PM
What about her as the crazy chick in that one movie? Or in general a crazy chick?

topless_mike
06-12-2007, 04:31 PM
i'd rather lay pipe in courtney love than angelina.

she just doesnt do it for me.

lleeder
06-12-2007, 04:36 PM
There's a term commonly used for people who are not attracted to Angelina Jolie, I believe its called gay.

Dan-E
06-12-2007, 04:47 PM
There's a term commonly used for people who are not attracted to Angelina Jolie, I believe its called gay.

agreed

Fat_Sunny
06-12-2007, 04:49 PM
Her Left Eye Looks Like It Is Lazy. This Defect Makes Her Oddly Hot.

Midkiff
06-12-2007, 04:49 PM
Ummm. yeah. I know we live in a culture that worships this one:
But I have to say. If I had an opportunity to hit that ... I'm passing it up.
I guess I'm afraid she's the crypt keeper or she'll try and adopt me.
It feels better to say it out loud ... or post it, whatever.

shes creepy and her lips/cheek structure freak me out

yea she is old and bony and isnt hot !

i'd rather lay pipe in courtney love than angelina.

she just doesnt do it for me.

Fucking faggots, each and every one of you.

EliSnow
06-12-2007, 04:50 PM
Fucking faggots, each and every one of you.

I concur.

cupcakelove
06-12-2007, 04:50 PM
What is this insanity you speak of?!?!

Don Stugots
06-12-2007, 04:51 PM
hey, topless_mike prefers to be called "male life partner for 20 mins" than faggot or gay. get it right.

patsopinion
06-12-2007, 04:52 PM
Fucking faggots, each and every one of you.

wow im glad i got on this bandwagon

EliSnow
06-12-2007, 04:55 PM
BTW, who is the chick in Flops's avatar?

Midkiff
06-12-2007, 04:56 PM
hey, topless_mike prefers to be called "male life partner for 20 mins" than faggot or gay. get it right.

Oh. My bad. I apologize.

Topless Mike, you are a fucking male life partner for 20 minutes if you wouldn't bone Angelina!

MadMatt
06-12-2007, 04:57 PM
Why do you guys always forget the Bennington Doctrine?

Of course you do her if given the opportunity.

TheMojoPin
06-12-2007, 05:04 PM
I'd still hit it, but she's getting creepy-thin. She was MUCH hotter when she had more softer curves on her.

Don Stugots
06-12-2007, 05:05 PM
I'd still hit it, but she's getting creepy-thin. She was MUCH hotter when she had more softer curves on her.

most woman are hotter that way.

MadMatt
06-12-2007, 05:07 PM
most woman are hotter that way.

Quoted for truth.

Furtherman
06-12-2007, 05:08 PM
Madness.

But then again, to each his own. Take me for instance, I don't see what all the fuss is about Scarlett Johanssen.

But Angelina? Gorgeous, but I do agree with Mojo that she's getting a little too skinny now.

TheMojoPin
06-12-2007, 05:08 PM
most woman are hotter that way.

Most? I'll say all. Too-thin is always gross. It always looks unhealthy to me.

Don Stugots
06-12-2007, 05:10 PM
Most? I'll say all. Too-thin is always gross. It always looks unhealthy to me.

i say most because there is always an exception to any rule.

King Hippos Bandaid
06-12-2007, 05:11 PM
She is Hot, way too Weird for Me, I would never adopt Babies from another continent with ANYONE


:king:

zathrus
06-12-2007, 05:28 PM
she either looks really good or down right freeky!!!!!!

TheGameHHH
06-12-2007, 05:46 PM
know how i know youre gay? you start threads about not wanting to bang chicks.

Gvac
06-12-2007, 05:50 PM
I literally got a hard on just looking at the picture that was posted. And she's fully clothed.

Although she's not my "ideal" woman or my favorite actress, there's no denying that she just exudes sexuality.

TheMojoPin
06-12-2007, 06:08 PM
I literally got a hard on just looking at the picture that was posted. And she's fully clothed.

Although she's not my "ideal" woman or my favorite actress, there's no denying that she just exudes sexuality.

Man, talk about exuding...

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Burt_20Reynolds.jpg

Gvac
06-12-2007, 06:12 PM
Now I've got a hard on again.

Thanks, Mojo.

Don Stugots
06-12-2007, 06:14 PM
Man, talk about exuding...

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Burt_20Reynolds.jpg

too bad someone cannot photoshop gvac's phace on to that body. WAWAWA

torker
06-12-2007, 06:50 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/mikeygoy.jpg

FUNKMAN
06-12-2007, 07:03 PM
i bet even her poop has nice lips

Stankfoot
06-12-2007, 07:25 PM
But then again, to each his own. Take me for instance, I don't see what all the fuss is about Scarlett Johanssen.
.

crazy talk .....

Gvac
06-12-2007, 07:30 PM
http://img3124.imagevenue.com/images/loc592/24394_Scarlett_Johansson_122_592lo.jpg

sailor
06-12-2007, 07:39 PM
http://img3124.imagevenue.com/images/loc592/24394_Scarlett_Johansson_122_592lo.jpg

scarlett has an amazing body, but her face isn't that great (looks much better than she normally does in this foto, btw). there are much prettier actresses out there.

as for jolie, she does exude sexiness, but she's really not attractive. her face is kinda scary.

drjoek
06-12-2007, 10:23 PM
Jolie has gotten better looking as she has aged. She was a little Morticia Addams for a while but shes as hot as a match head. Anyone who doesn't find her hot needs to have their testosterone tested

Johannsoon is fine too

Jessica Alba is tops on my list though
http://www.imarc.net/examples/alba/a.jpg

CofyCrakCocaine
06-12-2007, 10:31 PM
I concur.

I second Eli's concurrence.

CofyCrakCocaine
06-12-2007, 10:33 PM
scarlett has an amazing body, but her face isn't that great (looks much better than she normally does in this foto, btw). there are much prettier actresses out there.

as for jolie, she does exude sexiness, but she's really not attractive. her face is kinda scary.

Keep in mind someday she'll look like this:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/jon-voight01.jpg

Don Stugots
06-12-2007, 10:48 PM
http://img3124.imagevenue.com/images/loc592/24394_Scarlett_Johansson_122_592lo.jpg

further proof that a woman's body is a work of art.

Gvac
06-12-2007, 10:50 PM
Keep in mind someday she'll look like this:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/jon-voight01.jpg

If we're lucky!!!

Yerdaddy
06-12-2007, 10:56 PM
Here in Cambodia I wear a diapar under my skirts just in case she shows up baby shopping.

drjoek
06-12-2007, 10:57 PM
Here in Cambodia I wear a diapar under my skirts just in case she shows up baby shopping.

:lol::clap:

A.J.
06-13-2007, 07:59 AM
I'd still hit it, but she's getting creepy-thin. She was MUCH hotter when she had more softer curves on her.

Ditto.

EliSnow
06-13-2007, 08:00 AM
http://img3124.imagevenue.com/images/loc592/24394_Scarlett_Johansson_122_592lo.jpg

More exuding going on there. God, she's hot.

A.J.
06-13-2007, 08:05 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/mikeygoy.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/GeorgeCostanza.jpg

Bob Impact
06-13-2007, 08:36 AM
http://www.celebritypuke.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/angiemovie2.jpg

Sooooooo gay.

Don Stugots
06-13-2007, 08:49 AM
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/angelina-jolie/pictures/angelina-jolie-picture-2.jpg

Liberace gay.

Midkiff
06-13-2007, 09:14 AM
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/angelina-jolie/pictures/angelina-jolie-picture-2.jpg

Liberace gay.

Damn right, those guys are totally gay. I just jizzed my fucking boxers just looking at that picture.

Chigworthy
06-13-2007, 09:42 AM
Those guys are "I like Nick Shwartzen" gay.

DolaMight
06-13-2007, 10:02 AM
But I have to say. If I had an opportunity to hit that ... I'm passing it up.
I guess I'm afraid she's the crypt keeper or she'll try and adopt me.
It feels better to say it out loud ... or post it, whatever.

You are so right, I'm GLAD someone CAME OUT and finally said what we were all really thinking, man she is so ug.....



FAAAAAAAAAAGGG.

DolaMight
06-13-2007, 10:18 AM
Strangely enough if you are one of the very few, like myself, who are attracted to Angelina I kinda felt like a homo when I watched Midnight Cowboy again. I was kinda gettin turned on looking at the young Jon Voight because he looks so much like her. He really has great jeans.

http://flattland.com/images/midnight_cowboy_01.jpg

Sorry for the quick photoshop, but I mean who wouldn't hit this:
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8057/ajvoightpf5.jpg

EliSnow
06-13-2007, 10:43 AM
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9025/angelinajolie026mc3.jpg

Jim J. Bullock licking Paul Lynde's ear gay.

TheMojoPin
06-13-2007, 11:20 AM
YOU WILL NOT PUT YOUR ERECT PENIS IN THE SAME HOLE AS ME THEREFORE YOU ARE THE GAY OK BYE

RogerPodacter
06-13-2007, 11:22 AM
Angelina is not gorgeous or beautiful. She has a weird face and is all bony and has huge heroin veins on her forearms. She needs to eat real food. Scarlette is super hot with her body alone. Face could be better, but her body is the perfect.

Yerdaddy
06-13-2007, 12:53 PM
Somebody needs to start the companion thread to this one: "Post What You Look Like Dressed Up As Cher".

Fallon
06-13-2007, 12:56 PM
I would never adopt Babies from another continent with ANYONE:king:
Even Brad Pitt?

Midkiff
06-13-2007, 03:35 PM
Angelina is not gorgeous or beautiful. She has a weird face and is all bony and has huge heroin veins on her forearms. She needs to eat real food. Scarlette is super hot with her body alone. Face could be better, but her body is the perfect.

I guess that makes you a three-quarter fag.

Death Metal Moe
06-13-2007, 03:40 PM
Tastes in women vary more than tastes in food. I think she's very good looking and she's one of those women who seems to be almost universallly accepted as "sexy" by men and women.

But the Ron Bennington Doctirne is very specific on this point. Actually, it's only point.

So there you go Ma'am. Enjoy the cock.

mckboy
06-13-2007, 04:05 PM
I'm thinkin she won't age well.

patsopinion
06-13-2007, 04:14 PM
Angelina is not gorgeous or beautiful. She has a weird face and is all bony and has huge heroin veins on her forearms. She needs to eat real food. Scarlette is super hot with her body alone. Face could be better, but her body is the perfect.

my argument mirrors his

Arch Stanton
06-13-2007, 04:18 PM
Somebody needs to start the companion thread to this one: "Post What You Look Like Dressed Up As Cher".

And Post your Shoe size 13 Red Pumps collection

EliSnow
06-13-2007, 04:19 PM
my argument mirrors his

As does your love of cock.

Midkiff
06-13-2007, 04:41 PM
my argument mirrors his

gay gay super gay

Hottub
06-13-2007, 05:01 PM
my argument mirrors his

As does your love of cock.


Can't top that one.
May as well lock 'er up!

Bob Impact
06-13-2007, 05:03 PM
Can't top that one.
May as well lock 'er up!

Then why didn't you?


...

NOW Lock 'er up!

ChimneyFish
06-13-2007, 05:23 PM
Most? I'll say all. Too-thin is always gross. It always looks unhealthy to me.

Agreed.
I'll never understand the female Skeletor look that a lot of guys are into these days.

Don Stugots
06-13-2007, 05:26 PM
Agreed.
I'll never understand the female Skeletor look that a lot of guys are into these days.

nothing wrong with some meat on the bones. the waff look is gross.

ChimneyFish
06-13-2007, 05:56 PM
nothing wrong with some meat on the bones. the waff look is gross.

Yeah.
While I'll certainly obey the Bennington Doctrine, I needs me a nice, meaty rump.

Stankfoot
06-13-2007, 06:59 PM
Originally Posted by TheMojoPin -
I'd still hit it, but she's getting creepy-thin. She was MUCH hotter when she had more softer curves on her.

Ditto.

you were hotter when you had more softer curves?

Furtherman
06-13-2007, 07:00 PM
Originally Posted by TheMojoPin -
I'd still hit it, but she's getting creepy-thin. She was MUCH hotter when she had more softer curves on her.



you were hotter when you had more softer curves?


I believe the word is portly.

drjoek
06-13-2007, 07:02 PM
come on please
http://www.cassiel.net/Galleries3/Angelina_Jolie/images/Angelina_Jolie_21.jpg

thejives
06-13-2007, 07:33 PM
You know, I set off a similar discussion in school when I said I wasn't attracted to Cindy Crawford.
http://www.cosmeticsurgery.com/images/article_imgs/221/Moles%20Cindy%20Crawford.jpg

Sorry. Just not feeling it.
And I swear, I'm not gay.

Don Stugots
06-13-2007, 07:46 PM
http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/15/15687-angelina-jolie-sex-e-screensaver.jpg

i wish that all of you gays would think with the big brain and view this beauty with your mind.

sailor
06-13-2007, 07:55 PM
scarlett has an amazing body, but her face isn't that great (looks much better than she normally does in this foto, btw). there are much prettier actresses out there.

as for jolie, she does exude sexiness, but she's really not attractive. her face is kinda scary.

my argument mirrors his

as did mine! :)

Midkiff
06-13-2007, 10:48 PM
You know, I set off a similar discussion in school when I said I wasn't attracted to Cindy Crawford. Sorry. Just not feeling it.
And I swear, I'm not gay.

Cindy ain't no Angelina.

Don Stugots
06-14-2007, 04:08 AM
more fuel for the fags:

http://wallpapers.skins.be/angelina-jolie/angelina-jolie-1024x768-22468.jpg

Don Stugots
06-14-2007, 04:09 AM
another: NSFW (http://www.uknet.net/showcase/Signedpics/angelina_jolie2.sized.jpg)

sailor
06-14-2007, 05:52 AM
another: NSFW (http://www.uknet.net/showcase/Signedpics/angelina_jolie2.sized.jpg)

i LOVE thin girls but she looks like a schindler's list extra there.

A.J.
06-14-2007, 08:40 AM
I'd still hit it, but she's getting creepy-thin. She was MUCH hotter when she had more softer curves on her.

Ditto.

you were hotter when you had more softer curves?

I was. Now I have the physique of an Auschwitz inmate.

Midkiff
06-14-2007, 08:45 AM
oh come on, ya queers

she's fuckin hot, she drips sexuality, and she is not Somalia skinny. nobody can have those naturally monstrous tomb raider tits and be too crazy skinny

topless_mike
06-14-2007, 08:47 AM
hey, topless_mike prefers to be called "male life partner for 20 mins" than faggot or gay. get it right.

wow 20 min?

thats the total for 10 sessions, right?

topless_mike
06-14-2007, 08:53 AM
i betcha she smells down there.

i think i'd rather do
http://www.bartcop.com/mariah-carey-30.jpg

Midkiff
06-14-2007, 09:04 AM
Fez?

ralphbxny
06-14-2007, 10:11 AM
Cindy ain't no Angelina.

AMEN!!!

Don Stugots
06-14-2007, 11:03 AM
i betcha she smells down there.

i think i'd rather do
http://www.bartcop.com/mariah-carey-30.jpg

i never liked her at all. granted, i would bang her, but i wouldnt batch to thought of her.

EliSnow
06-14-2007, 11:07 AM
i never liked her at all. granted, i would bang her, but i wouldnt batch to thought of her.

The sluttier and trampier she got, the less I liked her, but the more I wanted to fuck her. I guess no suprise there.

Sweet_Ness
06-14-2007, 11:14 AM
although Angelina doesn't personally 'do it' for me....I can see why guys and girls can go for her. I personally think she's a day walking vampire.

TheMojoPin
06-14-2007, 11:46 AM
oh come on, ya queers

she's fuckin hot, she drips sexuality, and she is not Somalia skinny. nobody can have those naturally monstrous tomb raider tits and be too crazy skinny

You do realize that between Tomb Raider and now there's been this crazy thing passing called "time," over the course of which people can end up looking pretty different, by, say, losing way too much weight, right?

RoseBlood
06-14-2007, 02:30 PM
another: NSFW (http://www.uknet.net/showcase/Signedpics/angelina_jolie2.sized.jpg)

i LOVE thin girls but she looks like a schindler's list extra there.

I disagree.

That is all.

Don Stugots
06-14-2007, 02:36 PM
You do realize that between Tomb Raider and now there's been this crazy thing passing called "time," over the course of which people can end up looking pretty different, by, say, losing way too much weight, right?

TIME? what is this time you speak of?

PhishHead
06-14-2007, 02:36 PM
i LOVE thin girls but she looks like a schindler's list extra there.

I disagree.

That is all.

yea i have to agree with RB there, she actually just looks normal there, not even close to schindler list extra status.

Ritalin
06-14-2007, 03:07 PM
You guys have to understand that most of these chicks don't stay that thin all the time. They do it for the films, they do it for the promotion and photo shoots, then they go away and go back to their normal weights.

That's why you see pics on the web of celebs on vacation looking a little sloppy. They're off work, and eating like normal people.

drusilla
06-14-2007, 04:42 PM
you are all completely insane. even i would do her. (she is my #1 choice for a gaycation)

she was always thin, but has gotten a lot worse since her mother passed away in january because she's been quite depressed. that & all her work with the un checking out poor starving countries makes her feel guilty about going into a restaurant & ordering a big meal.


i highly doubt that she will ever ever look like her father. even her brother doesn't look like their father. but here is a picture of what her mother used to look like

http://www.ajolie.org/info/family/marcheline.jpg


& again, you people are homos if you aren't into her:

http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/angelinajolie/angelina_jolie_15.jpg

TheMojoPin
06-14-2007, 05:39 PM
Whatever, cocksucker.

Midkiff
06-14-2007, 06:00 PM
You do realize that between Tomb Raider and now there's been this crazy thing passing called "time," over the course of which people can end up looking pretty different, by, say, losing way too much weight, right?

birthday boy's a faggot

Don Stugots
06-14-2007, 06:06 PM
Whatever, cocksucker.

who is that directed at?

JPMNICK
06-14-2007, 06:11 PM
who is that directed at?

who ever will let him do it

Flops
06-14-2007, 06:13 PM
The sluttier and trampier she got, the less I liked her, but the more I wanted to fuck her. I guess no suprise there.
Speaking of wanting to fuck her.....
http://www.angelinajolie-fans.com/pics/angelina1.jpg

CofyCrakCocaine
06-14-2007, 06:50 PM
i betcha she smells down there.

i think i'd rather do
http://www.bartcop.com/mariah-carey-30.jpg


You're Sicilian, ha? Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/hopper150large.jpg

Justice4all
06-14-2007, 07:53 PM
I know what you mean with not being attracted to Jolie. I get the same looks when I tell people that Cindy Crawford does nothing for me.

drusilla
06-14-2007, 11:24 PM
http://kennygunie.online.fr/dreamgirls/dg-photos/photos/Angelina%20Jolie/Angelina%20Jolie%20206.jpg

you are all totally gay & full of shit

topless_mike
06-15-2007, 08:29 AM
TIME? what is this time you speak of?

the only time one needs to be in recognition of is 5-7pm on sundays.

topless_mike
06-15-2007, 08:31 AM
You're Sicilian, ha? Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/hopper150large.jpg

sicilian?
nah dood
not even close.

7fttall500+
06-15-2007, 08:52 AM
I have to admit I dont find her AS attractive as most men, but if she wanted to have sex....I am there!!!!

EliSnow
06-15-2007, 08:56 AM
I have to admit I dont find her AS attractive as most men, but if she wanted to have sex....I am there!!!!

So you find most men more attractive than her?

Interesting.

7fttall500+
06-15-2007, 08:58 AM
So you find most men more attractive than her?

Interesting.

Great job mixing around my quote....you must work for the media!!!

EliSnow
06-15-2007, 08:59 AM
Great job mixing around my quote....you must work for the media!!!

They're amatuers. I'm a lawyer.

7fttall500+
06-15-2007, 09:14 AM
They're amatuers. I'm a lawyer.

Oh SHIT!!!!! even worse

TheMojoPin
06-15-2007, 10:27 AM
OK, she has been smoking hot, but I can't believe anyone who saw her on The Daily Show last night, which is how she looks RIGHT NOW, doesn't think she's at least bordering on being too skinny. Her arms looked like toothpicks, her face was REALLY drawn and bony, and those beautiful teetahs had all but vanished. She basically had no curves. I'm sorry, but that's not hot. But please, continue posting pictures from the past as if that's how she looks NOW.

grlNIN
06-15-2007, 10:37 AM
The more people say they don't like her, the more inclined dru will be to post pictures and the words "fuck all of you, fags" under them.

I have never met anyone, male or female that has more of a fixation with Jolie than her. Her screen savers and desktops at home are the biggest cyber library of Angelina pics i've ever seen.

It's pretty disturbing.

So yeah, i agree 100% with the heroin veins, her arms and legs scare me. She used to be scar weird and now she's just fucking weird and creepy.

Don Stugots
06-15-2007, 10:38 AM
the only time one needs to be in recognition of is 5-8pm on sundays.

i fixed that for you. not your fault, you didnt know.

topless_mike
06-15-2007, 12:42 PM
i fixed that for you. not your fault, you didnt know.

nice self plug there.

"what? the experience is so successful, they gave you another hour?"

good for you. you deserve it.

topless_mike
06-15-2007, 12:44 PM
OK, she has been smoking hot, but I can't believe anyone who saw her on The Daily Show last night, which is how she looks RIGHT NOW, doesn't think she's at least bordering on being too skinny. Her arms looked like toothpicks, her face was REALLY drawn and bony, and those beautiful teetahs had all but vanished. She basically had no curves. I'm sorry, but that's not hot. But please, continue posting pictures from the past as if that's how she looks NOW.

dood.
she did not look healthy last nite.
i felt really awkward batching out last nite.

Don Stugots
06-15-2007, 12:45 PM
nice self plug there.

"what? the experience is so successful, they gave you another hour?"

good for you. you deserve it.

thank you sir. yes, the show has grown now in content and listenership so they gave me the extra hour. one step closer to XM.

Fat_Sunny
06-15-2007, 12:51 PM
Drudge Is Featuring Her Forehead Vein Picture Today.

http://www.drudgereport.com/aj.jpg

Don Stugots
06-15-2007, 12:52 PM
The more people say they don't like her, the more inclined dru will be to post pictures and the words "fuck all of you, fags" under them.

I have never met anyone, male or female that has more of a fixation with Jolie than her. Her screen savers and desktops at home are the biggest cyber library of Angelina pics i've ever seen.

It's pretty disturbing.

So yeah, i agree 100% with the heroin veins, her arms and legs scare me. She used to be scar weird and now she's just fucking weird and creepy.

you say disturbing, i say hot. to each their own.

Death Metal Moe
06-15-2007, 12:55 PM
I'll give ya a disturbing fixation:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/Jenn.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/CrazyJenn.jpg

Don Stugots
06-15-2007, 01:01 PM
Nice MOE, up skirt and up shirt. HOT.

Death Metal Moe
06-15-2007, 01:05 PM
Nice MOE, up skirt and up shirt. HOT.

Why do you think I saved them to my Photobucket account?

drjoek
06-15-2007, 01:14 PM
Drudge Is Featuring Her Forehead Vein Picture Today.

http://www.drudgereport.com/aj.jpg

Is that a Harry Potter situation ??

torker
06-15-2007, 01:19 PM
Drudge Is Featuring Her Forehead Vein Picture Today.

http://www.drudgereport.com/aj.jpg
There are 4 billion people on earth. 237 are Scanners. They have the most terrifying powers ever created... and they are winning.
http://www.chokingonpopcorn.com/popcorn/wp-content/uploads/old/Scannersmichaelironside.jpg

DolaMight
06-15-2007, 02:01 PM
Drudge Is Featuring Her Forehead Vein Picture Today.

http://www.drudgereport.com/aj.jpg

Yeah I just saw that on drudge a minute ago, they got another shot of her posted now.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2208/klingonxz2.jpg

CofyCrakCocaine
06-15-2007, 02:06 PM
sicilian?
nah dood
not even close.

"I" was talking to the little lady whose picture you posted. :tongue:

topless_mike
06-15-2007, 02:16 PM
Drudge Is Featuring Her Forehead Vein Picture Today.

http://www.drudgereport.com/aj.jpg

its a nut catcher.

Midkiff
06-15-2007, 02:50 PM
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x64/cuntburgers/Gaytown.jpg

Leticia
06-15-2007, 05:44 PM
thank you sir. yes, the show has grown now in content and listenership so they gave me the extra hour. one step closer to XM.

Yaaaaaaaayyy!!!!!

TheQuestion
06-15-2007, 06:58 PM
10 years ago she was hot.

Now? Not so much.

cougarjake13
06-15-2007, 10:29 PM
i LOVE thin girls but she looks like a schindler's list extra there.

I was. Now I have the physique of an Auschwitz inmate.

wow back to back holocaust posts

Yerdaddy
06-16-2007, 08:26 AM
I caugth a blurb in the news where she said she's skinny because her mother died a few months ago and she's stopped breastfeeding.

let me say that again: angelina jolie was breastfeeding.

Mafialife Chris
06-16-2007, 09:28 AM
Ummm. yeah. I know we live in a culture that worships this one:

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/angelina-jolie/pictures/angelina-jolie-picture-1.jpg

But I have to say. If I had an opportunity to hit that ... I'm passing it up.
I guess I'm afraid she's the crypt keeper or she'll try and adopt me.
It feels better to say it out loud ... or post it, whatever.


May i ask if you would fuck these few?
1. Richard Simmons
2. Andy Dick
3. MikeB

A.J.
06-16-2007, 01:54 PM
I caugth a blurb in the news where she said she's skinny because her mother died a few months ago and she's stopped breastfeeding.

Poor Brad.

MikeB
06-17-2007, 06:14 AM
May i ask if you would fuck these few?
1. Richard Simmons
2. Andy Dick
3. MikeB

Why are you thinking of people fucking me? Keep me out of your dirty larping.

Midkiff
06-17-2007, 09:51 AM
10 years ago she was hot.

Now? Not so much.

Oh, hello, homosexual.

drusilla
06-19-2007, 01:23 AM
while i do agree she has gotten a little too skinny, i still have to say "fuck all of you, fags"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/oceans13premire.jpg

Don Stugots
06-19-2007, 01:23 AM
keep it up Dru!

Fat_Sunny
06-19-2007, 01:24 AM
while i do agree she has gotten a little too skinny, i still have to say "fuck all of you, fags"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/oceans13premire.jpg

She's OK....But How About That Brad Pitt!!!

drusilla
06-19-2007, 01:42 AM
that is why they created the most amazing baby ever & they need to keep it up. stop adopting, start with the birthing. they need to spread their seed far & wide.

drusilla
06-19-2007, 01:47 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/2006-02-jolie-st-john2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/2006-01-jolie-st-john4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/Angelina_Jolie_5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/AngelinaJolieWomanoftheYear2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/Angelina-Jolie-151.jpg

tele7
06-19-2007, 01:55 AM
I blame her for this:

http://www.netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images544455_Melanie-Griffith.jpg

drusilla
06-19-2007, 01:56 AM
that's just wrong

tele7
06-19-2007, 02:04 AM
that's just wrong

It is, but it just hit me that she looks like my Matt Damon Avatar.

Fat_Sunny
06-19-2007, 02:10 AM
It is, but it just hit me that she looks like my Matt Damon Avatar.

So THAT's Who Your Avatar Is! F_S Has Been Wondering All Night. It Looks Exactly Like One Of Fat's College Roomates (At The Time They Were In College...Not Now).

Thank You For Solving The Mystery!

PS: People Just Should NOT Get Facelifts!!

Yerdaddy
06-19-2007, 05:15 AM
I blame her for this:

http://www.netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images544455_Melanie-Griffith.jpg

Ugh! What is that?

TheMojoPin
06-19-2007, 10:43 AM
So THAT's Who Your Avatar Is! F_S Has Been Wondering All Night. It Looks Exactly Like One Of Fat's College Roomates (At The Time They Were In College...Not Now).

Thank You For Solving The Mystery!

PS: People Just Should NOT Get Facelifts!!

It's a puppet.

drusilla
06-20-2007, 12:33 AM
maaaat daaaamon!

ppanda
06-20-2007, 12:49 AM
maaaat daaaamon!

DAMN DRU
I was disappointed this time- I look for your posts to see what photos you have of Angelina. LOL
She is sooooo HOT

drusilla
06-20-2007, 01:09 AM
sorry



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/Angelina_Jolie049.jpg

ppanda
06-20-2007, 01:13 AM
Thank you...im done- LOL

Midkiff
06-20-2007, 06:13 PM
sorry



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/Angelina_Jolie049.jpg

jeeziz.... she's just waiting for a batch to be dropped in there.

Justice4all
06-22-2007, 12:22 AM
http://kennygunie.online.fr/dreamgirls/dg-photos/photos/Angelina%20Jolie/Angelina%20Jolie%20206.jpg

you are all totally gay & full of shit


That is the HOTTEST pic of Angelina I have seen (face wise)


Holy shit!

thejives
06-22-2007, 02:04 AM
I'm looking on.
And I still gotta say no.
Really ... I'm not gay.

And I don't think it has to do with being skinny, because I'd do Meg Ryan.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/01/31/ryan_.jpg

I think there's an aura thing there.
I'm getting creepy chi from Angelina, so I'm keeping my pen out of her evil ink well.

Midkiff
06-22-2007, 08:34 AM
I think there's an aura thing there.
I'm getting creepy chi from Angelina, so I'm keeping my pen out of her evil ink well.

mmmm but creepy feels so good

evil ink well hahhahaha

Tall_James
06-22-2007, 08:46 AM
I haven't updated my "Free Pass" option with my wife in quite some time. Meaning that if the opportunity ever arose, I would have a "Free Pass" to have sex with a celebrity with no repercussions.

Angelina Jolie is now my "Free Pass" option.



My previous free pass?

http://www.beaglexp.com/archives/sela_ward02a.jpg

Sela Ward

Reephdweller
06-22-2007, 11:12 AM
I am. She's beyond hot to me.

reformed
06-22-2007, 10:37 PM
I'm out on AJ also.

Fezzie however...

thejives
06-25-2007, 02:13 AM
So ... at what point does this thread get deleted?

I think we're pretty much spent, and I'm getting shit for it on other threads.

Geez ... you say you don't want action from someone who wore Billy Bob's blood around her neck and all of a sudden you're gay.

Midkiff
06-25-2007, 10:21 AM
Lordy Lord, here we go again.

JPMNICK
06-25-2007, 10:27 AM
I agree with Mojo about this topic, just because you say you would not have sex with someone does not make you gay. there are dudes who bang 450 pound chicks and enjoy it. if you turn one of them down, are you gay? everyone has a girl who they think is hot in some way who their friends just do not agree with. I am suprised by how many people here do not think angelina jolie is not that hot, but to each their own.

if she was at a bar, and you both were drunk, I am sure opinions would change. but the topic is not would you bang her an a drunken wednesday night, the topic is if you find her attractive. i know I have hooked up with chicks who I do not find all that great looking, but sometimes you just got to get things done.

drjoek
06-25-2007, 10:56 AM
I agree with Mojo about this topic, just because you say you would not have sex with someone does not make you gay. there are dudes who bang 450 pound chicks and enjoy it. if you turn one of them down, are you gay? everyone has a girl who they think is hot in some way who their friends just do not agree with. I am suprised by how many people here do not think angelina jolie is not that hot, but to each their own.

if she was at a bar, and you both were drunk, I am sure opinions would change. but the topic is not would you bang her an a drunken wednesday night, the topic is if you find her attractive. i know I have hooked up with chicks who I do not find all that great looking, but sometimes you just got to get things done.

We have bang her on drunken Thursday's around here. Wednesday its all you can eat Hot wings

buzzard
06-25-2007, 04:09 PM
I personally don't care If she adopts every orphan on the planet...I find the way she tries to "control" her fans,family and the media to be creepy.I like to differenciate between the on-screen/off-screen persona.Much like the whole Paris Hilton ordeal,I couldn't care less! neither of them seems like very attractive people.

tupper65
06-25-2007, 04:16 PM
You gotta wonder what goes through Brad Pitt's head sometimes. From livin' the Hollywood life, goin' to parties and banging Jennifer Aniston to one stop baby shopping in every impoverished country that he visits.

Somehow I can't see him planning any of this.

thejives
06-26-2007, 09:53 AM
I just read somewhere that someone predicts we'll (well, not we in particular, but people in general) will be having sex with robots in five years.

I find that way more appealing than AJ.

And for those of you wondering (I know you're out there), banging your toaster after a case of Natty Ice does not count as having sex with a robot.

Midkiff
06-26-2007, 10:20 AM
I just read somewhere that someone predicts we'll (well, not we in particular, but people in general) will be having sex with robots in five years.

I find that way more appealing than AJ.

And for those of you wondering (I know you're out there), banging your toaster after a case of Natty Ice does not count as having sex with a robot.

They're already here, if you have 6 grand! (http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp)

thejives
06-26-2007, 10:46 AM
They're already here, if you have 6 grand! (http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp)

Six grand huh ... I think I'll hold out for the model that makes you breakfast, does the laundry and leaves. By the time they get to that one maybe I'll have some disposable income.