I fell thru the toilet tonight

[SatCam]

You know how chicks like to say "dont leave the toilet seat up because I will fall thru"?

well tonight someone left the toilet seat up and I fell through

I was tired and I had to take a shit so I went in turned around without looking and when I looked down and saw the state of the toilet it was too late.


I FELL IN

[Gvac]

I was hoping that you'd be dead by now.

[weekapaugjz]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c140/jedisentinal/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[Fallon]

Toilet Ass!
Toilet Ass!

[DoubleJ]

There are better ways to remove ticks from your ass than trying to drown them.

[Midkiff]

Since any man would look at the seat before sitting on it, because we, as men, stand up and piss, what does that make you?

[Judge Smails]

I fell thru the toilet tonight (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1353347#post1353347)

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Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.

[reillyluck]

its the worst pheeling in the world. cold toilet water against your ass in the darkness half asleep. :furious:

[JPMNICK]

I hope you do not get a yeast infection in your vagina from falling in.

[reillyluck]

I hope you do not get a yeast infection in your vagina from falling in.


im starvin.

[JPMNICK]

im starvin.

i got a whole pan full of uncooked break over here if you want to dine at casa JPMNICK

[torker]

You must've felt like shit.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I call the board name satcam, once he is Dead

:king:

[Fallon]

You're lucky it isn't Point and Laugh Friday!

[mikeyboy]

You know how chicks like to say "dont leave the toilet seat up because I will fall thru"?

well tonight someone left the toilet seat up and I fell through

I was tired and I had to take a shit so I went in turned around without looking and when I looked down and saw the state of the toilet it was too late.


I FELL IN

Bulk up, Johnny. Fat girls never fall in.

[Marc with a c]

i couldnt think of anything to write which really fucking bothered me, and i wanted to be part of this thread.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i couldnt think of anything to write which really fucking bothered me, and i wanted to be part of this thread.

What are you, Kevin Arnold

:king:

[JPMNICK]

What are you, Kevin Arnold

:king:

He looks more like Wayne, the slightly retarted older brother

[Don Stugots]

its the worst pheeling in the world. cold toilet water against your ass in the darkness half asleep. :furious:

followed by cursing.

[Bob Impact]

I FELL IN

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[ThePointer]

its the worst pheeling in the world. cold toilet water against your ass in the darkness half asleep. :furious:
something tells me that reilly is familiar with that sudden awakening

[Don Stugots]

What are you, Kevin Arnold

:king:

He looks more like Wayne, the slightly retarted older brother

nick hit it right on the head.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nick hit it right on the head.

He looks more like Wayne, the slightly retarted older brother


Was going for the Inner Monologue Joke, but on looks alone he does look Like Wayne

:king:

[PapaBear]

Was going for the Inner Monologue Joke, but on looks alone he does look Like Wayne

:king:


Huh, huh.... You said Log. Huh, huh.

[Andomray]

Man, shitty vaginas are the worst.

[hunnerbun]

Thats a helluva way to get in touch with your feminine side!

[Fat_Sunny]

Satcam's Child: "Mommy, Mommy...Daddy's Fallen Into The Toilet !!"

Satcam's Wife: "How Could You Tell ?"

:D

[Fezticle98]

Just think how the poor toilet felt.

If it makes you feel better, I just fell over backward in my chair trying to lean back and change the channel. I hit my head on the corner of a table.

[A.J.]

Good thing it wasn't one of Yerdaddy's Yemeni squatholes.

[topless_mike]

could be worse...
it could have been an outhouse or a porta-potty.

then you really would have been up shit's creek.

[Chigworthy]

You must've felt like shit.

Nice!