Ask the person below a question

[Friday]

yes

Will Ferrel or Jim Carey?

:king:

Will Ferrell... because he is the BESTEST Nazi ever!

Am I the only person who misses Bossanova?

[Snoogans]

yes

How long is a proffesional basketball court?

[reillyluck]

yes

How long is a proffesional basketball court?

94 feet long 50 feet wide.


do you still believe Jared only eats subway?

[Friday]

94 feet long 50 feet wide.


do you still believe Jared only eats subway?

LIES!!

Would you rather date Stalker Patti or Paige?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

LIES!!

Would you rather date Stalker Patti or Paige?


Patti?

Desktop or Laptop?
:king:

[envirogator]

Desktop or Laptop?

laptop

Fillet or Ribeye?

[Dougie Brootal]

filet.

johnny cash or willie nelson?

[envirogator]

johnny cash or willie nelson?

johnny cash

cash or credit?

[Dougie Brootal]

credit.

nelson (80's hair band) or nelson mandela?

[envirogator]

nelson (80's hair band) or nelson mandela?

Mandela

Mandeesa or Latifa

[Friday]

Mandela

Mandeesa or Latifa

Latifa DUH!!!

No condom available... do you stop or just do it?

[Ritalin]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No glove, no love. I don't need a bunch of little Ritalin's runnin around.

Charles Nelson Reilly or Paul Lynde?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No glove, no love. I don't need a bunch of little Ritalin's runnin around.

Charles Nelson Reilly or Paul Lynde?


CNR

My New Blue Font, or my Old Dark Black font?

:king:

[cougarjake13]

CNR

My New Blue Font, or my Old Dark Black font?

:king:

old black font


rf.net or postwhores ??

[Marc with a c]

postwhores.

horoscopes or car racing?

[Yerdaddy]

postwhores.

horoscopes or car racing?

Whore racing.

Laverne or Shirley?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Horoscopes

Ace of Base or Kool & the Gang

:king:

[Landblast]

Kool And The Gang!

Ramen noodles or Vienna sausages?

[FUNKMAN]

Kool And The Gang!

Ramen noodles or Vienna sausages?

Ramen

Will & Grace or Rescue Me

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Havent Seen Either

but the Man Choice is Resue me?


The Hardest Question of this Thread.


Win a Million Dollars or Lose your First Born?

:king:

[Friday]

Havent Seen Either

but the Man Choice is Resue me?


The Hardest Question of this Thread.


Win a Million Dollars or Lose your First Born?

:king:

wheres the question there? Million Dollars pleez


Have an abortion or Keep the kid even if you or your chick isnt ready??

[PapaBear]

wheres the question there? Million Dollars pleez


Have an abortion or Keep the kid even if you or your chick isnt ready??
Easiest question ever. KEEP!!! (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/DSCN0783copyLarge.jpg)

VCR or Tivo?

[weekapaugjz]

tivo.

scarier: zombies or vampires?

[Friday]

zombies... I find Vampires to be sexy


Bleed to death or Starve to death?

[PapaBear]

zombies... I find Vampires to be sexy


Bleed to death or Starve to death?
Bleed, for sure. Love the high.

Bad Denzel Washington or good Denzel?

[FUNKMAN]

Bleed, for sure. Love the high.

Bad Denzel Washington or good Denzel?

Good!

Halle Berry or Beyonce?

[cougarjake13]

Good!

Halle Berry or Beyonce?

halle berry



scary spice or grace jones ???

[Friday]

halle berry



scary spice or grace jones ???

Scary Spice for certain!

Shave your head or get hit with Paintballs?

[FUNKMAN]

Scary Spice for certain!

Shave your head or get hit with Paintballs?

paint balls

broccoli rape or escarole and beans?

[Jughead]

paint balls

broccoli rape or escarole and beans?
broccoli rape........... Gotti Or Capone??

[FUNKMAN]

broccoli rape........... Gotti Or Capone??

Capone

broken arm or three broken ribs?

[weekapaugjz]

broken arm.

if you could leave to go on vacation for two weeks right now, where would you go?

[Jughead]

Capone

broken arm or three broken ribs?

Ribs better meds........Volvo...or ....BMW????

[Jughead]

Ribs better meds........Volvo...or ....BMW????

Sorry weeky my thought train is 1 car!!!

[FUNKMAN]

broken arm.

if you could leave to go on vacation for two weeks right now, where would you go?

Canada

Molson or Sam Adams?

[Ritalin]

Canada

Molson or Sam Adams?

Sam

Corona or Tecate?

[StupidGirlllll]

Sam

Corona or Tecate?

Corona

Favorite Recreation Drug?

[outlawfrank]

Corona

Favorite Recreation Drug?

PCP

surfing or snowboarding?

[buzzard]

Canada

Molson or Sam Adams?

Sam


If you could be anywhere on Earth for 1 day,where would you choose to be?

[StupidGirlllll]

Sam


If you could be anywhere on Earth for 1 day,where would you choose to be?

I would love to be just left alone for 1 day.

Favorite reality show?

[buzzard]

I would love to be just left alone for 1 day.

Favorite reality show?

Hell's Kitchen


Drink or smoke?

[tupper65]

Hell's Kitchen


Drink or smoke?

Drink

Topic: Sex
Who do you prefer to finish first: you or your partner

[StupidGirlllll]

Drink

Topic: Sex
Who do you prefer to finish first: you or your partner

I would prefer to finish first.

Where is your fav place to finish?

[tupper65]

I would prefer to finish first.

Where is your fav place to finish?

inside

After sex (aside from cuddling)
TV or sleep

[StupidGirlllll]

inside

After sex (aside from cuddling)
TV or sleep

Tv.


Best time of day to have sex?

[tupper65]

Tv.


Best time of day to have sex?

Nighttime

Lights on or off

[led37zep]

Nighttime
Lights on or off

Lights off.


Favorite drink you're ashamed to order in a bar?

[cougarjake13]

Lights off.


Favorite drink you're ashamed to order in a bar?

long island iced tea


do you hairy or shaved pubes ??????????

[J.Clints]

long island iced tea


do you hairy or shaved pubes ??????????

Shaved

Do you like Summer or Winter?

[cougarjake13]

Shaved

Do you like Summer or Winter?

winter


do you like pre op or post op trannies ???

[led37zep]

winter


do you like pre op or post op trannies ???

Either one...a mouths a mouth and a hole's a hole.

Brook Hogan...hot or manish?

[cougarjake13]

Either one...a mouths a mouth and a hole's a hole.

Brook Hogan...hot or manish?

depends on the pic

in some she looks fucking hot

others she looks like hogan in drag



football or baseball ???

[led37zep]

football or baseball ???

Baseball...No question about it.



Favorite RF producer of all time?

[cougarjake13]

al dukes




why do the mets suck so bad????

[OGC]

al dukes




why do the mets suck so bad????


They are cursed because of what they did to my poor Red Sox in 1986.



What should I change my board name to ?

[cougarjake13]

They are cursed because of what they did to my poor Red Sox in 1986.



What should I change my board name to ?




mookie's ground ball

[StupidGirlllll]

They are cursed because of what they did to my poor Red Sox in 1986.



What should I change my board name to ?

poopoo head

What is your favorite on-line game?

[led37zep]

poopoo head

What is your favorite on-line game?

Texas Hold em

The approx weight of the fattest person you've banged?

[cougarjake13]

Texas Hold em

The approx weight of the fattest person you've banged?

270's



whats the skinniest person you've banged

[Coach]

270's



whats the skinniest person you've banged
95 lbs..
A Female Olympic Swimmer at a convention we were at as swimmers back in the day...I could not stand up straight the next day...:blink::blink::blink:

[Coach]

What's the ugliest person you ever nailed?

[led37zep]

I came REALLLLLLLLY close to having sex with a larger than usual woman shortly after a 3 year relationship ended. Thank GOD for good friends.

If you could change a part of your life what would it be?

[thejives]

I'd never have taken on this project that I can't get started on and is past due now.

What time of day would you like to die?

[cougarjake13]

I came REALLLLLLLLY close to having sex with a larger than usual woman shortly after a 3 year relationship ended. Thank GOD for good friends.

If you could change a part of your life what would it be?

the need to work for money part


if a bear shits in the woods and no one sees it did it happen ???

[thejives]

Skipping me!?!?!

Yes. But we all pretend not to to be polite.

Do you like rice milk?

[cougarjake13]

Skipping me!?!?!

Yes. But we all pretend not to to be polite.

Do you like rice milk?

when i clicked the quote function on led zep's post your post was not there

[cougarjake13]

Skipping me!?!?!

Yes. But we all pretend not to to be polite.

Do you like rice milk?

never tried it


do you like rice cakes ???

[DiabloSammich]

No, it's inhumane treatment of rice.


What's that smell??

[cougarjake13]

No, it's inhumane treatment of rice.


What's that smell??

kevin just farted


whats the square root of 255768890

[thejives]

phuck. scooped.

And I suck at math .... ummm... 155?

If Jesus came back and caught you batching, what would you say to him?

[led37zep]

phuck. scooped.

And I suck at math .... ummm... 155?

If Jesus came back and caught you batching, what would you say to him?

"Why the fuck are you watching me jack off Jesus? Son of God or Son of Perverts? CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!"

Which Rf.net member would you never want to meet?

[DiabloSammich]

Cunty McSlut


How many licks does it take??

[thejives]

Cunty McSlut


How many licks does it take??

phuck scooped

Depends on how hard you're licking. But for me, 30.

If you had to live on the peak of any mountain, which one would it be and why?

[DiabloSammich]

McKinley. He was a kick-ass president.



Who's fighting and what for?

[GonzoStyle]

phuck scooped

Depends on how hard you're licking. But for me, 30.

If you had to live on the peak of any mountain, which one would it be and why?

Mt. Sinai, hopefully either i'll meet god or go insane, or go insane and think i met god, its something to do either way.

If you could travel to any point in time (only the past) and live there, where would you go and why?

[thejives]

McKinley. He was a kick-ass president.



Who's fighting and what for?

We are. Because you're a bitch.

Mt. Sinai, hopefully either i'll meet god or go insane, or go insane and think i met god, its something to do either way.

If you could travel to any point in time (only the past) and live there, where would you go and why?

I'd go with the 20's in paris. Bet I'd get mad women.

Do you have a tell when you lie?

[DiabloSammich]

Reduced eye contact....(looks away)

Drink of choice?

[GonzoStyle]

Reduced eye contact....(looks away)

Drink of choice?

alcohol - red bull and vodka

non-alcohol - coffee

favorite movie adaptation of a book?

[DiabloSammich]

Shawshank Redemption

Least favorite movie adaptation of a book?

[thejives]

da vinci code

If you could meat one celebrity... who?

[Chip196]

Shawshank Redemption

Least favorite movie adaptation of a book?

All the pretty Horses

What is the most times you've re-read a book?

[GonzoStyle]

Shawshank Redemption

Least favorite movie adaptation of a book?

Any adaptation of Crime & Punishment or the Bonfire of the Vanities.

All the pretty Horses

What is the most times you've re-read a book?

7 - Crime & Punishment & Grapes of Wrath


Favorite comic book film adaptation?

[thejives]

All the pretty Horses

What is the most times you've re-read a book?

5 times for the norby series by Isaac Asimov when I was a kid.

Any adaptation of Crime & Punishment or the Bonfire of the Vanities.

Favorite comic book film adaptation?

X-Men II. Specially the opening scene.

I repeat, which celebrity would you wanna meet?

[GonzoStyle]

5 times for the norby series by Isaac Asimov when I was a kid.



X-Men II. Specially the opening scene.

I repeat, which celebrity would you wanna meet?

To fuck - Beyonce

To hang out with - Ben Affleck

Dead - Humphrey Bogart

which celebrity would you like to meet so you could punch them in the grill?

[Chip196]

To fuck - Beyonce

To hang out with - Ben Affleck

Dead - Humphrey Bogart

which celebrity would you like to meet so you could punch them in the grill?

Joe Buck & Tim McCarver

Will anyone beat the Pats?

[thejives]

phuck! scooped.

Answer: No.

Which country besides the U.S. would you most like to live in?

[GonzoStyle]

phuck! scooped.

Answer: No.

Which country besides the U.S. would you most like to live in?

Uruguay

Joe Buck & Tim McCarver

Will anyone beat the Pats?

The Arelis's

and no.

how many years will it be before the knicks are a plus .500 team for the regular season?

[Chip196]

The Arelis's

and no.

how many years will it be before the knicks are a plus .500 team for the regular season?

6 Seasons.

Will Isiah be fired before the all-star break?

[GonzoStyle]

6 Seasons.

Will Isiah be fired before the all-star break?

probably no.

Is the Celtics winning the championship and going for the Massachusetts hat trick just inevitable at this point?

[led37zep]

probably no.

Is the Celtics winning the championship and going for the Massachusetts hat trick just inevitable at this point?

Far from it brotha.

Whats your favorite high school or college moment?

[Chip196]

probably no.

Is the Celtics winning the championship and going for the Massachusetts hat trick just inevitable at this point?

I think they're a lock at this point.

How manyt years do you have to wait to bitch about your team after they win a Championship? Is there a Grace Period at all?

[Chip196]

Far from it brotha.

Whats your favorite high school or college moment?

Sports wise - Stopping 64 shots in a Hockey Game

Non-Sports - getting dragged home drunk while stuck in rear doors of a bus (ended up laughing about it)

Do you re-live old sports moments in your head?

[GonzoStyle]

Sports wise - Stopping 64 shots in a Hockey Game

Non-Sports - getting dragged home drunk while stuck in rear doors of a bus (ended up laughing about it)

Do you re-live old sports moments in your head?

If you count the time I beat Stephon Marbury in our High School bowling league, then fuck yes!

if you could change one historical event, what would it be and why?

[Chip196]

If you count the time I beat Stephon Marbury in our High School bowling league, then fuck yes! That's an awesome story!

if you could change one historical event, what would it be and why?

Probably prevent 9/11 because I was alive for it, and it affected people directly in my life.

Do you care about the environment? and do you do anything to help it?

[DiabloSammich]

Yes. I plant trees, shrubs, and grass on an almost daily basis in order to increase oxygen in the atmosphere to offset global warming. And also because I get paid a shitload of money to do so.



Excluding sleep, sex and bathing, what is your favorite thing to do naked?

[cougarjake13]

Yes. I plant trees, shrubs, and grass on an almost daily basis in order to increase oxygen in the atmosphere to offset global warming. And also because I get paid a shitload of money to do so.



Excluding sleep, sex and bathing, what is your favorite thing to do naked?

watch tv


if a tree was a bird and a bird was a pencil what does that make the aligator????

[Team_Ramrod]

watch tv


if a tree was a bird and a bird was a pencil what does that make the aligator????

A fancy briefcase.


If you had one free shot on one of your parents, who would it be, and why?

[DiabloSammich]

A fancy briefcase.


If you had one free shot on one of your parents, who would it be, and why?


My dad. Six foot five, 290, hairy like a grizzly. Seem like he could take a punch and laugh it off.




Worst Super Bowl commercial?

[led37zep]

Worst Super Bowl commercial?
The people at MSNBC seem to have an opinion
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16790823/

Whats the most annoying (and continuous) thread on Rf.net?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the hot chick thread ( so icky)

Meatloaf or Salsbury Steak??

[led37zep]

Meatloaf or Salsbury Steak??

Meatloaf...its meat, in loaf form. How could you go wrong?

Favorite Chick movie?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Meatloaf...its meat, in loaf form. How could you go wrong?

Favorite Chick movie?
A League of their Own


Taking a Bus or Taking a Train?

[Bunny™]

A League of their Own


Taking a Bus or Taking a Train?

Train

Mustang or Camaro?

[DiabloSammich]

Mustang


Coffee, tea, or milk?

[RhinoinMN]

Lifetime chevrolet fan, but I must go with the Mustang bc of the 67 shelby.

Driving a Monster truck or a Nascar/indy car?

scooped by diablo

coffee

[DiabloSammich]

Monster truck. Less chance of me dying.



Who's on first?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Cyndi Lauper


Passing TD or Rushing TD?

[RhinoinMN]

Passing td. There are too many 1yd rush Tds. Discredits the stat a little.

Fishing or Hunting?

[Bunny™]

Passing td. There are too many 1yd rush Tds. Discredits the stat a little.

Fishing or Hunting?

Hunting.... fishing is too dangerous

Old Testament or New Testament?

[DiabloSammich]

Hunting.... fishing is too dangerous

Old Testament or New Testament?


New Improved Testament, with 40% more God, FREE!




Why are we here?

[Chip196]

New Improved Testament, with 40% more God, FREE!




Why are we here?

Because we're here .. .Roll the Bones!

Rush ... yay or nay?

[Bunny™]

Because we're here .. .Roll the Bones!

Rush ... yay or nay?

Rush = Yay

Bob or Doug MacKenzie?

[DiabloSammich]

Nay. Conservative talk radio can suck it.





Best board name?

[DiabloSammich]

Rush = Yay

Bob or Doug MacKenzie?



Scooped by Bunny, that just sounds weird.

Bob then, Doug now.

I reiterate, best board name?

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.gp.com/BUILD/product.aspx?pid=1391
Georgia Pacific

really, diablo sammich is pretty good. congrats.

swimming or skiing?

[Chip196]

Skiing ... I am petrified of drowning.

Beach vacation or Site-seeing Vacation?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Cruises


Apple Juice or Apple Cider?

[DiabloSammich]

Cider two months out of the year.


White or wheat?

[led37zep]

White...unless we're talking Honey Wheat.


Favorite Ron and Fez audio?

[Team_Ramrod]

White...unless we're talking Honey Wheat.


Favorite Ron and Fez audio?

Ron's 'Lefty' Rant.


Sit or stand?

[joethebartender]

Ron's 'Lefty' Rant.


Sit or stand?

stand.



Meatballs or sausage on spaghetti?

[DiabloSammich]

Meatballs.


Favorite alcoholic beverage?

[Chip196]

Good red wine

Best sport to watch in person?

[Bunny™]

Nascar

Dick Sargent or Dick York?

[eeroomnhoj]

Nascar

Dick Sargent or Dick York?

http://sp1.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3590000627

Dog or Cat?

[Chip196]

Cat ... We are getting a Dog soon, but currently have an awesome Cat.

What did you eat for dinner?

[thejives]

nothing yet. fucking starving.

Which Canadian province would you turn into a lake given the chance?

[DiabloSammich]

All of them.


Best band that didn't hit the scene until after 2000?

[Marc with a c]

clap your hands and say yeah

when's the last time you thanked a sailor?

[DiabloSammich]

Last night.


When's the last time you had a ten K thread started for you?

[Marc with a c]

ugh. to recently

dr pibb or dr pepper?

[thejives]

I prefer Leo Bascalia. Dr. Hug.

What's your karoke song?

[Chip196]

Jump, Jive and Wail

Vodka or Gin?

[Marc with a c]

gin

katonah or brooklyn?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

brooklyn


Charles in Charge or Alf ?

[Marc with a c]

brooklyn


Charles in Charge or Alf ?

that's preposterous. anybody that would pick alf is a terrorist.

how are you?

[Chip196]

As much as I miss Brooklyn, the house and the backyard in Katonah make me say Katonah. (But I REALLY miss Brooklyn too).

Blond or Brunette?

[Chip196]

that's preposterous. anybody that would pick alf is a terrorist.

how are you?

I'm great

How's life?

[Marc with a c]

im hanging in.

crazy weather huh?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yeah, snow after a warm week


thumbs up or thumbs down?

[Chip196]

The downside of Katonah is shovelling a driveway!

What's your favorite Subway Line?

Scooped again I am slow

[Chip196]

yeah, snow after a warm week


thumbs up or thumbs down?

Thumbs Up!

Favorite Subway Line?

[Marc with a c]

probably the f, or 4/5

what time is it in katonah?

[Chip196]

8:57

Is Grimaldi's the best Pizza ever?

[Marc with a c]

8:57

Is Grimaldi's the best Pizza ever?

it just might be. now i want to go thanks dick

is jimmy's the best bar ever?

[Chip196]

It used to be before the scandal.

Do you frequent Sahadi's?

[Marc with a c]

nope.

do you think we should stop flirting?

[Chip196]

My wife will get jealous soon ... so probably

Ehhh screw it.

Aren't you just using me to get to 10K quicker?

[Marc with a c]

don't remind me. it's embarassing

do you know joe?

[Chip196]

I know a lot of Joe's

Which Joe?

[Marc with a c]

joe mama

when is the last time you went to church?

[ralphbxny]

Christmas but it was a wedding!

Hot dog or Hamburger?

[Chip196]

Hamburger (unless it's at a baseball game).

Fries or Onion Rings?

[Gvac]

Sweet potato fries

Chocolate or vanilla?

[Chip196]

Vanilla

Milk Shake or Rootbeer Float?

[Gvac]

Milk shake

Too cold or too hot?

[Chip196]

Too Cold

Car, Truck or SUV?

[Gvac]

Car

Sex or love?

[Jughead]

Love Im married..Charcoal or good gas grill

[Chip196]

Love

Breakfast ... Savory or Sweet?

Scoooped

[Chip196]

Love Im married..Charcoal or good gas grill

Good Gas for convenience

Breakfast ... Savory or Sweet?

[Gvac]

Love Im married..Charcoal or good gas grill

Charcoal

Love

Breakfast ... Savory or Sweet?

Savory


Ketchup or mustard?

[Dash77]

Ketchup.

Sweet or Sour ?

[ralphbxny]

Sweet

East coast or West coast

[Jughead]

East .Chevy or Ford???

[thejives]

ford taurus wagon. first car. backed it into a telephone poll in a denny's parking lot and had to replace the bumper with spare parts, but the color didn't match. It broke down on the side of the road and I had to walk 10 miles to a tiny town to use the payphone because there was no cell coverage.

Would you rather be born an eagle or a cheetah, and why?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Cheetah, id love to outrun lions and tigers when they try to eat me

Fried Rice or Lo Mein?

[thejives]

lo mein. Especially if there's bean curd in it. Mmmm.

Katia or Pixie?

[DiabloSammich]

Decisions, decisions....


Why aren't you in bed yet?

[thejives]

Work, man. I put it off to the last minute, then chat for an hour and all of a sudden it's past midnight and I'm having panic attacks.

Why aren't you in bed?

[DiabloSammich]

I am. I focused my posting powers into my cat, so he could keep it going for me. Meow.




Gvac or epo?




Meow.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Epac

Whats your favorite Casino Table Game?

[thejives]

craps.
It's also my chosen method of morning relief.

How much money would it take for you to go work in a tiny town in the midwest?

[DiabloSammich]

Not a big city guy. So about the same. A little more.




Favorite Irish Alkey post?

[led37zep]

It wasn't a post but his rant regarding Reilly is classic.

I'll keep it going...

Favorite Alkey post

[thejives]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1582338#post1582338
I laughed pretty hard when I read it. Finally there's someone with the guts to take on mikeyboy.

What kind of dinosaur would you want to ride?

[WampusCrandle]

stegosaurus or Kirstie Alley -whichever one is big enough

[cougarjake13]

do you have a penis or a vagina ???

[DiabloSammich]

A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.



Do you like the new Nickelodeon cartoon Chowder?

[Fez4Prez]

No.

What is a dirtier word, cunt or sugar tits?

[cougarjake13]

def cunt


is too many hamburgers a bad thing ???

[DiabloSammich]

Yes. And that's coming from a guy who has decided to have his image based on one.



Favorite XM channel, not 202?

[Bossanova]

Yes. And that's coming from a guy who has decided to have his image based on one.



Favorite XM channel, not 202?

Deep Tracks


Favorite cookie

[King Hippos Bandaid]

sugar cookie


ABC or 123 ?, (baby you know me)

[DiabloSammich]

Another Bad Creation


Is too much of a good thing a bad thing?

[Bossanova]

Never, I always over indulge.


Gay sex or no sex

[Bossanova]

Fine, I don't want any of you mo's to be outed.

Gay sex

Punch your grandmother for 1000 bucks or kicked in the balls for 100 bucks

[DiabloSammich]

Kicked in the balls. I've had my fun.


Favorite thread of 2007?

[Bossanova]

Doug's 3 way turned into a cock fest thread
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1584861#post1584861


Mike Schmidt or Dutch Daulton

[DiabloSammich]

Schmidtty up until the day he cried. Pansy.


Randall or Donovan?

[Bossanova]

Randall, he excepted that he was a blick running quarterback. Not to mention he could punt in a pinch.


Jackass or Bam

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Jackass

BCS or Final Four?

[joethebartender]

Neither.

Add milk/cream/sugar to your coffee on your own...or let the counter people do it?

[thejives]

I take my coffee black. Like my soul.

Is it wrong to give another man's wife a foot rub?

[mongothetrucker]

not if she sucks you cock afterwards.


Ford or Chevy?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ford


Tylenol or Advil?

[joethebartender]

Advil.


Convienience stores...stand alone or with a gas station in front?

[Friday]

Advil.


Convienience stores...stand alone or with a gas station in front?

Gas Station.... that way i can fill my tank and my belly!

Comic Books.... a hobby of the past or a re-born trend??

[eeroomnhoj]

Gas Station.... that way i can fill my tank and my belly!

Comic Books.... a hobby of the past or a re-born trend??

A hobby of the past, just like sniffing glue and whacking off too much,

#2: Do you look at your work in the bowl?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ofcourse , gotta admire your work


Clam Chowder Manhattan or Mew England?

[Chip196]

New England ... Every Time!

Is baby Mac a Boy or Girl?

[Earlshog]

Girl

Are the Sara Connor chronicles going to last a whole season?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

No

Mac or PC?

[buzzard]

No

Mac or PC?

PC



what's the largest number you know?

[eeroomnhoj]

PC



what's the largest number you know?

googleplex

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[RhinoinMN]

6 cords

skip or hop?

[Judge Smails]

jump

all inclusive or a la carte?

[WampusCrandle]

a la carte

breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

[RhinoinMN]

brunch

dinner or supper?

[WampusCrandle]

supper . . . thanks for the neato sig!

hunt or hunted

[RhinoinMN]

no prolem.

wow.. hunt.

game winning homerun, touchdown, or buzzerbeater

[King Hippos Bandaid]

touchdown

are gift cards overrated?

[Judge Smails]

YES!!! Cash is King :king:

In your mouth or in your eye?

[RhinoinMN]

I assume that we are talking about mud? mouth

Shit or get off of the pot?

[WampusCrandle]

shit - dont want to give up my smoke

black or african american

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Black

at gunpoint Ballet or Opera?

[RhinoinMN]

ballet, opera has too many fatties.

fish or cut bait? (last cliche, I promise)

[WampusCrandle]

fish

ESD or Black Earl

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ESD

What year did the Simpsons Peak?

[StupidGirlllll]

fish or cut bait? (last cliche, I promise)

Do not fish...

Mash potatoes or baked?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mashed , but love baked from time to time


Does putting ketchup on a hot dog mean that your too much of a wimp to put Mustard on it?

[RhinoinMN]

No, it means you don't like mustard. It doesn't make you a bad person.

Franklin Delano or Theodore?

[WampusCrandle]

whoever had the dyke wife

nbc, cbs, fox, abc . . . . . . cw doesnt count for shit

[RhinoinMN]

fox. they cover NFC football games.

what temperature is it outside?

[StupidGirlllll]

Where I am in Jersey it is like 40

What is your favorite video game of all time?

[buzzard]

Where I am in Jersey it is like 40

What is your favorite video game of all time?

Pac Man


What word rhymes with orange?

[RhinoinMN]

lock it up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(word)

[WampusCrandle]

super smash brothers because i am a tool and i kick ass at it

short or fat

[thejives]

I don't understand the question.

How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?

[rooter]

I don't understand the question.

How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?

9 that I can recall at the moment.

If I were a popsicle, what would you do to me?

[Badinia]

Visit you in the freezer and dream of Summertime.

Do you believe that the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'?

[RhinoinMN]

to an extent, yes

Once you go black, you never go back?

[Badinia]

If the question applies to fingers and toes, unfortunately yes.

Where did your rhino birthing avatar image come from?

[RhinoinMN]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (movie still)

Go to the Moon or Mars?

[thejives]

That's from Ace Ventura call of the wild.
crap scooped?

Umm... Moon. And put an actual face on it.

Longest plane flight?

[Badinia]

36 hours to Sri Lanka.

Have you ever been in a fistfight?

[EliSnow]

Yes, but not in a long time.

Do you like winter or not?

[thejives]

I do. and I don't. like most things.

Best Dr. Who ever?

[EliSnow]

I do. and I don't. like most things.

Best Dr. Who ever?

Used to be Tom Baker. Now Christopher Eccleston.

Favorite movie villain?

[thejives]

Whichever one gary oldman is playing

Which nation produces the sexiest women?

[buzzard]

lock it up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(word)

Thanks for the education Rhino, Wiki rules! by virtue of that technically porange(mixture of pink & orange) would work! It's pretty informal around here about such stuff I wasn't trying to rewn the thread!


How long has this been going on?:wink:

[thejives]

Since the beginning of time.

I repeat, which country produces the hottest women?

[RhinoinMN]

Whichever one gary oldman is playing

Which nation produces the sexiest women?

Brazil of course! 2 girls 1 cup.
seriously my vote goes to Spain.

Migrane or stomach flu?

[WampusCrandle]

stomach flu

the office US or the office UK

[thejives]

I'll take the migraine.
grrr. fine.

UK version. Those guys are funny and original.

Which accent would you like to have?

[EliSnow]

I'll take the migraine.
grrr. fine.

UK version. Those guys are funny and original.

Which accent would you like to have?

Scottish.

What is your ideal height for a mate?

[RhinoinMN]

5' 6"
167.64 centimeters Australian


What is you favorite position to mate.

[DiabloSammich]

Flying Zebra


Eazy-E or pre-Hollywod Ice Cube?

[RhinoinMN]

pre hollywood Ice Cube cuz Easy-E can eat a big fat ____.

In golf - driving or putting?

[thejives]

pre hollywood Ice Cube cuz Easy-E can eat a big fat ____.

In golf - driving or putting?

I think you gotta do both to win. But I like driving.

Have you bungee jumped?