My wife is a cock-blocker!

[sr71blackbird]

I am kidding (a little...).

Have you ever been someplace socially with your other half, and in the course of you're interaction with a stranger, you realise that you may very well be talking to you're "soul mate"? ...And your spouse is there?

[Jujubees2]

I am kidding (a little...).

Have you ever been someplace socially with your other half, and in the course of you're interaction with a stranger, you realise that you may very well be talking to you're "soul mate"? ...And your spouse is there?

Sure, every time I'm talking to my soul mate my wife is there.

[Dougie Brootal]

yes. but dont you dare tell her!

[Sweet_Ness]

I am kidding (a little...).

Have you ever been someplace socially with your other half, and in the course of you're interaction with a stranger, you realise that you may very well be talking to you're "soul mate"? ...And your spouse is there?


lol

[reeshy]

You're a dick!!!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

I am kidding (a little...).

Have you ever been someplace socially with your other half, and in the course of you're interaction with a stranger, you realise that you may very well be talking to you're "soul mate"? ...And your spouse is there?

And what was his name?

[Ritalin]

Dude, trust me. Your wife is looking for a way out too.

I don't blame her.

[drjoek]

Isn't it ironic don't ya think??

[Don Stugots]

yes. but dont you dare tell her!

ohhhhh, you are so busted.


seriously, Blackbird, that is just your imagination. use it as jacking material and after a few days you will be bored with the woman.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wifey doenst cock clock

she sometimes fun blocks, when she is uncomfortable , i have to keep her company, instead of me and her collectively having fun

:king:

[MadMatt]

wifey doenst cock clock

she sometimes fun blocks, when she is uncomfortable , i have to keep her company, instead of me and her collectively having fun

:king:

Are you drunk or high? "wifey doenst cock clock?" I'm not sure that is even a sentence.

:lol:



j/k Budday

Usually it is just lust. Stu is right; just remember it fondly and move on.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Are you drunk or high? "wifey doenst cock clock?" I'm not sure that is even a sentence.

:lol:



j/k Budday

Usually it is just lust. Stu is right; just remember it fondly and move on.

:lol:

I meant Cock block, but she doesnt Cock Clock either

:king:

[Don Stugots]

:lol:

I meant Cock block, but she doesnt Cock Clock either

:king:

maybe Cock Clock is some sick sex game. who are we to judge?

[MadMatt]

maybe Cock Clock is some sick sex game. who are we to judge?

If KingHippo somehow resembles a pendulum, more power to him!

[lucky bastard]

[Dougie Brootal]

ohhhhh, you are so busted.




























































i will kill you in your sleep.

[JerseyRich]

Isn't it ironic don't ya think??

It's like rain on your wedding day!

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/5/8/7/8877856-8877859-slarge.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

It's like rain on your wedding day!

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/5/8/7/8877856-8877859-slarge.jpg

Its 2007 , not 1997

:king:

[FUNKMAN]

It's like rain on your wedding day!

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/5/8/7/8877856-8877859-slarge.jpg

i can see the

http://www.thebestthings.com/housewares/graphics/braun6285_iron.jpg

E

[Don Stugots]

It's like rain on your wedding day!

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/5/8/7/8877856-8877859-slarge.jpg

i still think she is cute.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i can see the

http://www.thebestthings.com/housewares/graphics/braun6285_iron.jpg

E

wish my iron was as cool as the Pic

:king:

[lleeder]

wish my iron was as cool as the Pic

:king:

Imagine the grilled cheeses you could make with that thing

[Bulldogcakes]

I am kidding (a little...).

Have you ever been someplace socially with your other half, and in the course of you're interaction with a stranger, you realise that you may very well be talking to you're "soul mate"? ...And your spouse is there?

Escape (the Pina Colada Song)

Sung by: Rupert Homes
Written by: Rupert Holmes

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape.

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape.

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, I never knew...

That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape.

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape.

[sailor]

maybe Cock Clock is some sick sex game. who are we to judge?

http://a5.vox.com/6a00c2252704628e1d00cdf7f089f5094f-500pi

[Jennitalia]

I am kidding (a little...).

Have you ever been someplace socially with your other half, and in the course of you're interaction with a stranger, you realise that you may very well be talking to you're "soul mate"? ...And your spouse is there?

with my current guy/future hubby, no. with a previous "dude", almost all the time.

[scottinnj]

I am kidding (a little...).

Have you ever been someplace socially with your other half, and in the course of you're interaction with a stranger, you realise that you may very well be talking to you're "soul mate"? ...And your spouse is there?


If he/she is really your soulmate, then that person will not hesitate to assist you in the murder of your spouse. If they say no, then just slip a roofie in your spouse's drink and enjoy a one night fuckfest.


.................just sayin

[thejives]

i still think she is cute.

She's pretty much a mirror image of Steven Tyler.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

She's pretty much a mirror image of Steven Tyler.


Steven Tyler is one Sexy Broad

:king: