Bloody Penis Season Is Here!!! Bloody Penis Season Is Here!!!

[Judge Smails]

It happens every summer, when my man-meat gets rubbed raw against the mesh lining of my swim trunks. I guess I could wear some kind of Speedo brief, except I'm not European and/or gay.

I'm just going to sit here, like I do every year, with my oozing, bleeding and scabby member from June to September. Anybody else have this issue?

[TheMojoPin]

Oh...my...GOD.

Are you a leper?

[Marc with a c]

Anybody else have this issue?

no

http://www.speedousa.com/images/speedo/products/processed/705494_204.jpg

[joethebartender]

Get some new trunks man! Jeez! This isn't even funny. Did you think that this is normal? Like "hey, everyone at the beach has a bleeding cock!" Get to your local surf shop and find ones with a denser mesh or something. WTF??? Gross.

[JerseyRich]

This reminds me of a story my Grandpa used to tell me about Ol' Bleedin' Cock...

[Bob Impact]

This happens to me too, but after all, this is what I have inside of my trunks:

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/526263/2/istockphoto_526263_chicken_wire_background.jpg

[cupcakelove]

You need new trunks, and you might want to fork out more than $10.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Have you tried Vaseline?

It's the tried and true friend of runners who chafe.

[JPMNICK]

Have you tried Vaseline?

It's the tried and true friend of runners who chafe.

what happens when you get in the pool. You must look like the Exxon Valdez with the oil slick that is going to be coming off of you!

Cut the lining out of the suit. let everyone see you in all your glory

[Furtherman]

Do you wear a bathing suit all day!????! You a lifeguard or something?

[Doctor Z]

Have you asked your doctor about Valtrex?

[JPMNICK]

Do you play basketball at the pool in your bathing suit or something?

[Warren Peace]

I would suggest cutting the mesh liner out of your trunks. Had to do that once while on vacation.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I go nude in pools

:king:

[joethebartender]

I go nude in pools

:king:



I go pools in the nude.

[johnniewalker]

Have you tried Vaseline?

It's the tried and true friend of runners who chafe.
This works, I found out the hard way one day. I ran 5 miles with wool undershorts and the tip of my member was bloodied terribly. After that I used vaseline constantly.

[Ritalin]

I actually read to the end of this thread. That's my fault.

What the hell am I doing with my life?

[FUNKMAN]

don't have that problen thank heavens... sometimes though if I walk around in wet shorts i'll get a rash on my inner thigh...

[Stankfoot]

It happens every summer, when my man-meat gets rubbed raw against the mesh lining of my swim trunks. I guess I could wear some kind of Speedo brief, except I'm not European and/or gay.

I'm just going to sit here, like I do every year, with my oozing, bleeding and scabby member from June to September. Anybody else have this issue?

sounds like too much batching if you ask me .....

[TheMojoPin]

Dear God, some of you need to seriously invest in some vitamins.

[RoseBlood]

JudgeSmails,

I have some good news, bad news and worse news for you:

The good news: congratulations, you're a woman now!

The bad news: you actually have a vagina.

The worse news: you can expect this bleeding to occur approximately once ever 28 days usually accompanied by bloating, stomach cramps, back pain, and moodiness.

[JPMNICK]

JudgeSmails,

I have some good news, bad news and worse news for you:

The good news: congratulations, you're a woman now!

The bad news: you actually have a vagina.

The worse news: you can expect this bleeding to occur approximately once ever 28 days usually accompanied by bloating, stomach cramps, back pain, and moodiness.

thats why I put all the girls I date on birth control, and never allow them to stop taking the pills so they never get their periods

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This works, I found out the hard way one day. I ran 5 miles with wool undershorts and the tip of my member was bloodied terribly. After that I used vaseline constantly.

Have you tried Runner's Lube?

http://www.londonmarathonstore.com/acatalog/runners-lubestick.jpg

Vaseline doesn't last. You have to keep reapplying it. I actually bought something better than runner's lube once. Can't for the life of me remember it. It was a white tube with blue letters.

[Bob Impact]

This whole conversation is disturbing.

[lleeder]

I cut the liner out. I makes the whole swimming experience that much more enjoyable. Fuck that synthetic net around my cock. It breaths free and easy.

[Judge Smails]

Let me provide a few answers that I know you are all waiting on with bated breath.

1. In the summer I'm usually in bathing trunks from the time I get home on Friday night to when I wake up Monday morning.

2. I've tried cutting out the liner but that drives me even more insane. I'm not one who goes for the flopping feel. My boys need a home at all times.

3. I'm sorry if I gave the impression that I'm suffering from some gaping cock wound. However, it is a persistant little red, raw, sometimes scabby, area usually near the tip.

Sorry to have grossed anyone out. I was just thinking the other day how I haven't seen DJEvelEd post in a while. Maybe I was subconsciously trying to pick up the scatalogical/bodily secretion thread slack.

[JPMNICK]

so you can not have sex all summer? is it that bad?

[lleeder]

Let me provide a few answers that I know you are all waiting on with bated breath.

1. In the summer I'm usually in bathing trunks from the time I get home on Friday night to when I wake up Monday morning.

2. I've tried cutting out the liner but that drives me even more insane. I'm not one who goes for the flopping feel. My boys need a home at all times.

3. I'm sorry if I gave the impression that I'm suffering from some gaping cock wound. However, it is a persistant little red, raw, sometimes scabby, area usually near the tip.

Sorry to have grossed anyone out. I was just thinking the other day how I haven't seen DJEvelEd post in a while. Maybe I was subconsciously trying to pick up the scatalogical/bodily secretion thread slack.

He never made the jump to 2.0

[Bulldogcakes]

Buy better swim shorts. Please.

[Judge Smails]

so you can not have sex all summer? is it that bad?

I didn't say that, did I? If I get drunk enough by the pool I can talk myself into anything. Anyway, there's a fine line between pleasure and pain. Plus, any discomfort I'm feeling only helps me to hold out longer.

[FUNKMAN]

better scabs than crabs...

[Gvac]

Does it ever strike anybody else as being incredibly ridiculous and prudish that we put clothes on to go in the water?

Do you wear swimsuits in the shower or bath? Just because there are other people around you have to put a wet, clingy suit on that gives you a rash?

It's madness.

[FUNKMAN]

warts before shorts...

[FUNKMAN]

always wear a rubber under your swim trunks... then you're always ready for taking a dip 'wink wink nudge nudge'



i believe i'm overtired, sorry

[TheMojoPin]

1. In the summer I'm usually in bathing trunks from the time I get home on Friday night to when I wake up Monday morning.

Great Caesar's ghost! Sorry dude, but that seems foul. Are you at the beach doing this? If it's in and out of a pool, OK, at least the chemicals are kind of keeping things clean, but if this is at the beach...

*Shudders*

[TheMojoPin]

Does it ever strike anybody else as being incredibly ridiculous and prudish that we put clothes on to go in the water?

Do you wear swimsuits in the shower or bath? Just because there are other people around you have to put a wet, clingy suit on that gives you a rash?

It's madness.

Take it back to California, hippie.

[Judge Smails]

Great Caesar's ghost! Sorry dude, but that seems foul. Are you at the beach doing this? If it's in and out of a pool, OK, at least the chemicals are kind of keeping things clean, but if this is at the beach...

*Shudders*

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/P1010047.jpg?t=1182386210

And, I never said it was one pair of trunks for the whole weekend, or that I never showered (though admittedly it's not as often as during the week). I'm really regretting ever opening this can of worms. You know, you put yourself out there . . .

[FUNKMAN]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/P1010047.jpg?t=1182386210

And, I never said it was one pair of trunks for the whole weekend, or that I never showered (though admittedly it's not as often as during the week). I'm really regretting ever opening this can of worms. You know, you put yourself out there . . .

nice family and nice pool budday!

don't worry about putting yourself out there, it shows you have balls. they may be scabby balls but hey they're still balls :smile:

seriously you're one of the best posters and I'm sure everyone knows that...

[Gvac]

Take it back to California, hippie.

Mock me if you will, but I can honestly say that my member has never bled.

[Judge Smails]

seriously you're one of the best posters and I'm sure everyone knows that...

Thanks, Funk. That means a lot, especially coming from you.

[Midkiff]

Maybe just try a bigger size, chubs...

[cougarjake13]

why noy just wear a pair of undies underneath the swim trunks

[TheMojoPin]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/P1010047.jpg?t=1182386210

And, I never said it was one pair of trunks for the whole weekend, or that I never showered (though admittedly it's not as often as during the week). I'm really regretting ever opening this can of worms. You know, you put yourself out there . . .

OK, that's not as bad. I was picturing you sitting around in shorts dripping with fish poop. Scary.








































And hot.











































But mostly scary.

[TheMojoPin]

Mock me if you will, but I can honestly say that my member has never bled.

Nor has mine, Wavy Gravy,

[Judge Smails]

Maybe just try a bigger size, chubs...

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/4339/bringsolosz0.jpg

[Midkiff]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/4339/bringsolosz0.jpg

:lol: hahahahahahaha that's friggin golden

[Fez4PrezN2008]

This just proves that everyone secretly loves cat pics !

[RoseBlood]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/P1010047.jpg?t=1182386210

And, I never said it was one pair of trunks for the whole weekend, or that I never showered (though admittedly it's not as often as during the week). I'm really regretting ever opening this can of worms. You know, you put yourself out there . . .

You wanna talk about regret? I keep opening this thread up!

But this time instead of a harsh image I get a nice picture of your family. Your son looks just like you!

[schuler26]

I get some heat rashes between my legs that i just rub some A&D on, but never a bloody dick dude

[Gvac]

Nor has mine, Wavy Gravy,

That's because you never use it, Nixon!

[TheMojoPin]

That's because you never use it, Nixon!

And take it out of the original packaging?!? Are you insane?!?

[mikeyboy]

This works, I found out the hard way one day. I ran 5 miles with wool undershorts and the tip of my member was bloodied terribly. After that I used vaseline constantly.

Okay, this truck me as odd. Wool underwear? Was this when you were fighting against the confederate soldiers?

[A.J.]

As the father of a friend of mine might say, "Walk it off".

[FUNKMAN]

As the father of a friend of mine might say, "Walk it off".

i think Steven Tyler would say "Walk This Way"

[A.J.]

So would Igor.

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/youngfrankensteinSPLASH.jpg

[grlNIN]

I don't think i've ever had a more terrifying mental image. All i can think of is Tarantino from Planet Terror.