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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-20-2007, 02:04 PM
Well, it's ughhh, been a while since I've, done IT. BUT my subconscious has blessed me with a full and rich dream life.

Yesterday I was having the mack-daddy of sex dreams. It happened to be taking place in my bathroom. At one point I looked into the mirror and it wasn't me! It was the polar opposite of me! Dark, curly hair, olive-toned skin.

I woke up all weirded out. And, to tell you the truth, somewhat sad.
TheMojoPin
06-20-2007, 02:05 PM
Were Bob Stinson's balls involved?
JPMNICK
06-20-2007, 02:06 PM
maybe it was a 3-some and she was just the other girl
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-20-2007, 02:15 PM
Were Bob Stinson's balls involved?

Ironically, the first part of the dream was me saying, "It happens to everyone! Now, where's your brother?"
FUNKMAN
06-20-2007, 02:17 PM
did you get wet?


being you were in the bathroom that is :wink:
JPMNICK
06-20-2007, 02:19 PM
Alice has a pee fetish from an old boyfriend she used to date. all her sex dreams take place in a bathroom setting
MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 02:46 PM
Well, it's ughhh, been a while since I've, done IT. BUT my subconscious has blessed me with a full and rich dream life.

Yesterday I was having the mack-daddy of sex dreams. It happened to be taking place in my bathroom. At one point I looked into the mirror and it wasn't me! It was the polar opposite of me! Dark, curly hair, olive-toned skin.

I woke up all weirded out. And, to tell you the truth, somewhat sad.

Was it me? Was it me?
RoseBlood
06-20-2007, 02:48 PM
I haven't been having sex dreams but I recently dreamt I was taking a bath in a communal sink :huh:
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-20-2007, 02:50 PM
Was it me? Was it me?

To tell you the truth, I fell asleep during the Charlie Rose interview of Angelina Jolie and Mariane Pearl.
MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 02:50 PM
To tell you the truth, I fell asleep during the Charlie Rose interview of Angelina Jolie and Mariane Pearl.


Darn, it wasn't me then, I don't have those huge lips.
BoondockSaint
06-20-2007, 02:53 PM
You're not in your sex dreams because you're too busy in mine!
FUNKMAN
06-20-2007, 02:58 PM
You're not in your sex dreams because you're too busy in mine!

describe " busy "


PLEASE!!!!!


:smile: just kidding. i have plenty of imagination to keep myself busy
sr71blackbird
06-20-2007, 06:09 PM
I cant remember the last time I had any kind of sexual dream. Come to think of it, I cant remember the last time I had sex...
DarkHippie
06-20-2007, 06:39 PM
I love you Fuzzy :)
A.J.
06-21-2007, 04:20 AM
Yesterday I was having the mack-daddy of sex dreams. It happened to be taking place in my bathroom.

In the bathroom?? NOT in the Elantra??? What kind of lame sex dream is that?
cupcakelove
06-21-2007, 05:07 AM
You're not even getting any in your dreams? I'm so sorry.
thejives
06-26-2007, 06:16 AM
I heard that mirrors aren't supposed to work in dreams.

And please tell me Charlie Rose wasn't the one on the giving end:

"So, here you are getting an impressive sexual experience from me, in your bathroom, in your dreams, with someone else in the mirror (dry smirk) what is going through your head?"
Justice4all
06-26-2007, 08:08 AM
I'm not even in my own sex dreams


Hosp...is that you???
Justice4all
06-26-2007, 08:10 AM
describe " busy "


PLEASE!!!!!


:smile: just kidding. i have plenty of imagination to keep myself busy

So says the man who likes to brag about his keilbasa! :wink:
topless_mike
06-26-2007, 09:28 AM
was GVAC involved in anyway?
he always seems to popup in mine.
Crispy123
06-26-2007, 09:43 AM
At one point I looked into the mirror and it wasn't me! It was the polar opposite of me! Dark, curly hair, olive-toned skin.

Maybe your doppleganger is stalking you through your dreams.

http://www.looptard.com/pics/funny_pic_baby_looking_into_mirror.jpg
Fezticle98
06-26-2007, 10:29 AM
Maybe your doppleganger is stalking you through your dreams.

http://www.looptard.com/pics/funny_pic_baby_looking_into_mirror.jpg

Doppleganger wouldn't be a polar opposite.
ralphbxny
06-27-2007, 07:47 AM
Its happend to me from time to time, and it freaks me out too!!! Usually I am in the dream watchin tho!
JerryTaker
07-07-2007, 10:02 AM
I've never, in 30+ years, had a sex dream, though I do have rejection dreams. I'd be with some girl, either an ex or just someone I imagined, and it would end up with her stealing off with some other guy. Dead serious.
CofyCrakCocaine
07-08-2007, 09:34 AM
I haven't been having sex dreams but I recently dreamt I was taking a bath in a communal sink :huh:

Shit, her memories are coming back.
Don Stugots
07-08-2007, 10:32 AM
all of my Sex dreams include: AMYl